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likedaylighht · 1 year
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Taylor announcing ME! at the NFL football draft in 2019 was an Easter Egg this whole time wow she’s a mastermind 🥰
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mayhemchicken-artblog · 5 months
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in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off
EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through
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spineless-lobster · 9 months
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I am not the divine masculine or the divine feminine I am the divine comedy and you will address me as such
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The worst trauma comes from those who you love
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adriles · 7 months
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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes
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snaxle · 1 year
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i am not calling twitter fucking x
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foolsocracy · 4 months
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this is actually so funny. imagining garth quipping and contributing to the conversation in his head cause he forgot the rest of the teen titans can't pick up on his telepathy
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seriousturd · 8 months
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coolxatu · 2 years
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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]
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theartofmadeline · 17 days
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pitched the concept of "fireman pinup calendar but make it knights" to my straight friend. she called it "very niche" and I just have to disagree
(ps im literally 10 seconds away from making a 2025 pinup knights calendar I guess??)
edit: if you'd like to fill out my form for a knightly pin-up interest check i'd appreciate it :)
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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 4 months
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The squad of all time has arrived on scene.
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franeridart · 10 months
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I love dragon btw
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bet-on-me-13 · 17 days
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The cult of...Danny Fenton?
So! Way back when Danny first moved into his new neighborhood in Gotham, he had some trouble controlling his Powers. The different Types and Levels of Ectoplasm in the air when compared to Amity had thrown off his control.
He was used to being in places where his Ectoplasm meshed well with the Atmosphere, like a Water Balloon in a Pool, but in Gotham that analogy would be closer to a Water Balloon in the sewers. It was too different from what he was used to to fully control his Powers.
So it's understandable that he messed up a few times and his neighbors found out about his Abilities.
They took it well at first, Danny wasn't going to go Rogues or anything, and he never used them maliciously, but eventually they got curious.
They asked what his limits were, how he got them in the first place, and what the hell the Ghost Zone was. The answers "None Really", "I died and was reborn", and "A Collective of every Afterlife at once" did spark some interesting reactions from them.
Most importantly, a few of them joked about him being an Eldritch God that they needed to worship. He was good enough friends with them that at that point they felt comfortable pranking eachother, so they did just that.
Danny woke up one day on his birthday, and saw all of his friends and neighbors surrounding the makeshift Throne they had made and put him on while he was asleep. The entire day they chanted stuff like "The Great One requires Ms. Smiths Apple Pie for his day of birth!" And "The Great One Wishes for us to sing the Ritual Song! Happy Birthday to You! Happy Birth-"
After his birthday, they kept up the joke.
It didn't help that his powers had evolved Again! And now he could bestow abilities onto his friends. The jokes they made about their God granting them Supernatural Powers to rule the world with were insufferable.
Then, one day while he was just resting at home, watching a movie on his TV, he felt a Pull at his Core. The same kind of Pull whenever he was being summoned. But why would they summon hi- Oh Shit! It's Mr Jenkins Party today! He was supposed to meet them at the Warehouse they used for special events an Hour Ago!
He quickly accepted the Summoning, but was met with a suprising sight. His Neighbors all tied up in a pile to his right, a spilled table of party food to his left, and right in front of him, Batman and his Family watching him with wary eyes.
Slowly, he opened his mouth. "...so, did you come for the party or..."
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blueskittlesart · 29 days
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maryland miku
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kimeoshi · 4 months
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this mental image kept haunting me until I drew it, so here
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bioshzrd · 8 months
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this random ass guy who’s entire bit is that he can move like this is the only good wesker fan ever
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