#THEYRE POLY‼️‼️‼️‼️

[yourrlocal-frye]

guys hear me out

Don’t ask about the second pic

[agaypanic]

OKAY YIPPEE!! i have alot of thoughts abt jd and veronica, specifically poly jdonica..‼️

poly jdonica where you just lie down on both of their laps. just slither onto both of their laps while theyre sitting next to eachother just kinda like "hi :3"

being the attention whore (affectionate) of the relationship pfft

veronica would be the softer of the two. she’d stroke your hair or rub out the tension in your muscles, maybe read some old ass poetry to you idk

jd is the horny and rough one pffft. playfully slapping your ass or tugging on your hair a lil. groping you while he watches tv or listens to the radio

sfw scenarios: laying your head on veronica’s lap while she reads to you, jd squeezing your calves and thighs while he listens. or laying your head on jd’s lap, letting him pinch your cheeks and his fingers drifting along your curves. veronica mindlessly but comfortingly run her hands over your legs

nsfw scenarios: laying your head in veronica’s lap and having her coo at you, brushing the hair out of your face while jd roughly fingers/jerks you off. or jd letting you suck him off (or he face fucks you, whatever feels more fitting) and calls you a good girl while veronica teases your slit/cock

[professional-termite]

What Star Trek headcannons do you have?

*cracks knuckles* tng headcanons infodumping time (i havent finished tng yet but i have projected very very hard onto several characters and also made everyone on this ship bisexual bc i can)

picard:

worlds grumpiest polyam gray aroace bi man

i think if he had a grape fanta he would simply Die. not in a good way. actually any soda i think i could kill this guy with a baja blast

hes absolutely not dating riker but like half the ship thinks he is. also theyve screwed like twice but platonically dw abt it

hes dating both dr crusher and q. because i say so

riker:

TRANS MAN RIKER SUPREMACY!!! RIKER IS SO TRANS BC I SAY SO ‼️‼️

hes polyam and also arospec. i think hed like the label aroallo but gray aromantic allo bisexual is more accurate

hes dating like Everyone. data, troi, dr crusher, worf, geordi. my mans is absolutely rolling in romantic/sexual partners

he takes time to take every single one of them on dates catered to them and is absurdly romantic whenever he gets the chance. think rose petals and chocolate and violins

he doesnt ENCOURAGE rumours that he and the captain are dating but he doesnt DISCOURAGE them either

geordi:

pathetic little bisexual man. puts him in the oven

hes dating riker (everyone is dating riker lmao) and in a borderline romantic qpr with data (he calls data his boyfriend but also likes to clarify its not quite Dating since data is aroace)

data and geordi have sherlock holmes rp date nights. this one isnt even a hc actually pretty sure they literally do this in canon

worf:

aroallo bi worf is real and true i would know i was the enterprise

he acts like he hates rikers stupid romantic bs whenever he takes worf on dates (usually they end up just going to a holodeck and duking it out homoerotically afterwards anyways) but then he lays awake at night thinking about riker like 😳

i think he likes drawing skulls. i have exactly 0 canon to back this up but i think he would enjoy drawing skulls

data (can you tell hes my favourite lmao):

spends literal hours researching romantic/sexual relationships so he can be a good partner to geordi and riker even tho he considers himself aroace. usually comes up with something stupidly cheesy (even worse than riker) for dates and they both absolutely adore him for it

polyam aroace bi, and also he/him agender. because i said so

data likes to bonk his head on his partners as a show of affection. its like a kiss on the cheek/forehead except youre getting BONKED by an android

one of my moots (data la forge maybe?) said something about data purring and like thats actually canon as stated before i would know i was the enterprise

also he likes to lay his head on geordis lap. because I Said So

he is included in Girls Nights. he and keiko and troi and dr crusher all get together and he listens to their gossip while they paint his nails and do his makeup

troi:

troi tops. 100%

shes in a relationship both dr crusher and riker, and also had a thing going with tasha yar before she died

i think she considers herself poly bi with a preference for men, but she usually ends up in lasting relationships with women

i feel like she and riker are more of a qpr/fwb situation rather than a romantic one. theyre besties who are also soulbound and also love each other and also fuck nasty sometimes

dr crusher:

pansexual. did you see the way she literally did not care about gender when her parasite lover became a woman?? this is a pansexual

she likes helping data get ready for dates n stuff. they hang out in her quarters and she does his hair and picks out outfits and gives him advice

wesley:

him and his gf from that one episode (robin i think her name was??) are t4t. i base this on my Divine Intuition

summons a large eagle to carry him off into the night

q:

i want to call this man every slur i know. horrid creature. kisses him on the forehead

has no connection to gender identity or sexuality. hes probably aspec but identifies only as queer bc Q

he and picard have fucked nasty at least once. theres no way they havent

[swiftmitsu]

more questions since the boredom is at it again 🥴 [i like asking tho lol] 1- PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE MROE MUSIC RECCOMNDATIONS EEE IT WAS SO GOOD 💥 2- What DnD class would you be [and what would the moral allignment be] if you could choose any 3-WAIT HOW'D YOU DO THE TEXT CHANGE COLOR THING I CAN ONLY DO ThiS [it doesnt melt into another color like the yellow thingy did 😭] 4- what are your top three ships [platonic or otherwise] [[personally poly star sanses 🗣🗣🗣]] 5- HAVE YOU TRIED THE WOOLIES COOKIES PLEASE OMFG THEY'RE SO GOOD THEY MAKE ME ASCEND 🎇 [not the ones with the macedamia, like the one with them BIG CHOC CHIPS EEE THEIR SO YUMMM]

YEAHHHH MOREEE >:DDD

1- AAAA IM GLAD YOU ENJOYED IT okay SOOO. pulls up killer playlist

If I Killed Someone For You by Alec Benjamin (MORE ROMANTIC KILLER EEHHEHE)

ORRR if you want sad/angsty Killer

Happy Face by Jagwar Twin

(has to force himself to be happy to cope with his life man. 🫠)

2- OKAY SO. IVE NEVER ACTUALLY GOTTEN INTO DND. (i really want to play a game one day though💔)

BUT I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT THE CLASSES. I'd definitely would go with Ranger, being Chaotic Good hehehe

3- ISNT IT PRETTY??? (i did it because tumblr removed yellow texts option on desktop >:(( )

unfortunately I think you can only do it on desktop too, since you're unable to change the editor of the posts and stuff on mobile..... >:( (i used this post to help me :3)

4- EHEHEHEHEH

okay so honestly, im not much of a shipper lol

KROSS. though, i like seeing them as a queerplatonic pair more :)

KIST ALSO. EHEHEEE theyre both suffering similarly but also differently eueueu let them comfort each other 💔💔💔

but OF COURSE I NEED TO MENTION HORRORDUST. theyre made for each other man i cant even.

(alsO HELL YEAH POLY STAR SANSES EHEH. works good alongside the bad sanses poly *maniacal laughter*)

5- OH MY GOD. YES YES YESSSS.‼️‼️

exposing myself, but i work at a Coles bakery and we get to just. eat the cookies if there's any left over (there always is)

THERE WERE THE ONES THAT WERE SIMILAR TO THE WOOLIES ONE AND RAAAAAAA💥💥💥💥

I EXPLODE EVERY TIME BECAUSE ITS SO WARM. STRAIGHT OUTTA THE OVENNNN✨✨✨✨

[badbtssmut]

heyyy I know you have the requests closed but im the one who told you about those filthy ot7 ideas I have DHFHJ. I have a lot that comes to mind, BEWARE‼️‼️ it’s filthy ash

okay the first one : namjoon’s being yn step father, she’s kind of a slut and she loves it, one day he decides to make a poker party with all his friends (aka the rest of bts) and yn is their muse, like she’s going around being topless giving them drinks and at the end they take turn with her (like I’m talking abt dirty talk, double (till triple if u want) penetration, throwing her like a rag doll etc like im talking abt everything filthy)

2nd one : ot7 bts teachers in a famous high school, they take interest in yn and they decided to gangbang her roughly one day during the night at school while everyone left.

3rd one : yn being a complete whore and the amuse of pornstars. Ot7 bts are working in different places in the field of pornography, 2 or 3 being pornstars, others being editors, producers etc… yn is kind of a slut so she makes it her daily mission to fuck them all at the same time

4rd one : yn being an idol from a famous gg, no one and I mean no one knows that she gets fucked daily each day by 7 idols aka bts. like they are so filthy n inlove with her. they take turns and “play” with her during awards shows n she loves it

5rd one : yn seeking off attention from men, so one day she decides to wear a short short skit, with nothing underneath it, like bare p*ssy and a butt plug, she makes it to the train like that and there’s only ot7 bts. so they “take care” of her 🫣🫣

I still have a few left ideas in my mind, please those aren’t requests but ideas I have if you want to take them, it’ll do me a pleasure have fun sweetie🫶🏽 hope you liked them

BABE all of these are so fucking hot 🤭 You should be a writer instead of me cause these plots are on 🔝👆

I literally can’t pick THEYRE ALL SO GOOD

I will definitely write some of these cause I’ve been wanting to work on some poly projects but I was braindead this is gonna be so much fun

Thank you so much babe ily 😘

[vlad-impales]

poly couple theyre sillies hehehehhe

lesbian fourth wheel 💯‼️🔥

[honeynclove]

It’s your turn pookie 🫵 tell me about your favorite ships for each character 😍😍😍😍

IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED TEEHEHEHEHEH (ships underneath the read more bc lord can i blabber) also the formatting of this one turned out odd for some reason random letters r bold n I am too lazy to fix it so

heartslabyul riddle - azurid‼️‼️‼️ GUYS THEYRE SO CUTE IDK their moments in book 6 were everything to me n also this fic sold me on them they’re so cutie rahhh. special shout out to the oc I ship him with ace - adeuce r my annoying little brothers however I want the best for them n think their relationship is funny deuce - ^^^^ and also epeldeuce bc ain’t no way they went on a beach side date and thought I wouldn’t call their gay asses out 🙄🙄🙄 trey - auhmm. hhhrmmmm. well. I do like riddle cater n trey as poly but I wldnt say it’s my favorite 🥱 cater - IDEKEI 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈 chronically introvert online discord mod x chronically online extrovert instagram user ITS SO GOOD GUYS (for fic recs strongly recommend anything Adverb_Slut on ao3 writes) special shout out to the oc I ship him with savanaclaw leona - malleona is funny to me but like. I don’t ship it idk. same w/ leovil they’re just comedic to me. LEONA X ROOK THO IDK I REALLY LIKE IT IDK WHY ruggie - rugs too busy getting cash to be in love /j 🙄🙄 idk I do find kalim x ruggie and ruggie x silver to both be cute jack - epeljack is rlly cute to me but other then that I’m not a fan of any other jack ships. I LOVE LOVE LOVE him and vil PLATONICALLY tho <333 oh and ig someones yuusona w him is cool or whateverzzzzz octavinelle azul - besides azurid, which I adore, I alsoooo love love love idiazul smth about those two LOSERRRSSS in love makes me happy 💕💕💕 I also enjoy him with rielle but like… my very specific interpretation of rielle that’s basically an oc 😭 jade - will y’all kill me if I just say myself bc that’s the truth. like I’m sorry guys me n Jade r so madly in love it’s actually wildly insane and crazy and we will have joint tombstones 😁💕💕😍😍😍🏳️‍🌈🙄🏳️‍🌈 we r madly in love and also both on the spectrum (which one? all) I also like siljade bc I think it’s silly floyd - FLOJAMIIIIIIIIIII 💞💞💞💞 GOD. that ship is so silly I wanna shake it like a snow globe rhhhhahahahahha. i also love FLONEI bc it’s SILLY N IDK 😭😭😭 I just like it guys. also myself sorry I’m sorry scarabia jamil - ^^^^ n I also enjoy azujami in a comedic sense but outside of that I lowkey dislike it lmao. WAIT AS IM WRITING THIS I AN REMINDED OF JAMIL X RUGGIE WHICH I HIGHKEY ENJOY TBH kalim - Again don’t have any specific ships for him, but Silver x Kalim is v v cute I would squish them my cuties pomefiore vil - alr mentioned leovil but I am also casual rookvil enjoyer I just think they’re silly. shout out to the oc I ship w him tho rook - mentioning rookvil n rook x leona again just bc they’re silly ‼️‼️ honestly love rooks lil freak self epel - epeldeuce epeljack and uhhhh SEBEPEL ignihyde idia - I think I’m running out of idia ships to mention tbh. I DO LOVE IDIASIL AUGHHH. Idk his chronically online ass is so good w so many different ppl it’s crazy diasomnia malleus - I ship him w myself duh 🙄🙄🙄 malleyuu specifically I love seeing everyone w him it’s so cute. ALSO I find mallerollo rlly funny n interesting tbh silver - silidia n siljade &lt;3 sebek - just sebepel rlly tbh lilia - LILIBAUL😍😍😍😍🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈‼️‼️ I LOVE OLD MAN YAOI GUYS /j n I also rlly enjoy him x levan n meleanor the angst is crazy and insane and I love it RAHHH. I also ship him w my oc Fleur who’s based on Flora from sleeping beauty. Also most ppl who make Lilia a bf get my support I love that old man staff trein - him x his wife ig crowley - him x meleanor x lilia only in the crowley = levan theory vargas - I ship him w an oc based on lefou from beauty and the beast ‼️‼️ sam, crewel - no ships for them :(( other neige - FLONEI ‼️‼️‼️ I just wanted to mention them again tbh. I’ve also seen cheneige which is v cute chenya - kinda fond of him poly w/ Trey n Riddle ☹️☹️ I think it’s cute rollo - ROLLO X AUGUST (vice president npc) FOR THE WIN GUYS I COULD TALK AB THEM FOR DAYS. YEARS EVEN. fellow honest - more weird silly ships I’m the second fellow x aces big brother shipper literally ever

OKKK I think that’s everyone 😍😍 feel free to leave opinions on my opinions idk

[wqxianvents]

// spoilers(?) to the new event ,, its just screenshots of the story aint rlly crazyy

bro this event is so poly!nxx coded im on my knees sobbing like theyre so domestic to eachother n THE OG CHARACTERS MAKING AN APPEARANCE HAVING ME GEN CRYING 😭😭😭

like when huey appeared PLSS “HUEY!!!” same. thats my son. they need more events where domestic nxx appears thank you theyre all dating idc

like not them fighting… i was gonna get annoyed if it was the typical banter LMFAOO also artem being passive aggressive 😭😭

but to my delight ✨ EVEN LUKE WASNT GETTING INTO IT THIS TIME LMAOO,, also doesnt luke feel a little softer in this event? hes so cute like :,) he just feels more relaxed idk how to explain it, they all do tbh!! but luke hasnt rlly been bantering and if he does its with marius (not out of the ordinary fr) SOMETHING IS JUST DIFFERENT. i’m lovin it rho

i have so many ss’ of this event and whew boy… the amount of times ive been screaming poly nxx is smth, hyv loves me and said its canon (believe it)

like they all feel so lively in this one and arent arguing like they always do so its a nice change of pace <33

sorry for long tags LMAOO just love them so much *grabs the nxx team and runs away*

edit: the event i was talkin abt in tags was dreams of childhood LMAOO that one and 2nd anni are a top fave for me neow 😌‼️💞

[ivorns]

poly kaeya & albedo w/ a dysphoric & insecure male s/o

this bugged and posted before i had time to write anything 😡 @zzzxiao sorry ☹ & sorry again for putting this off for like a week i didnt know what to write

this is really short bc i didnt know how to stretch it out 😔

warnings: insecurities and untested potions🙂

how do i put this.. they probably wont notice that you feel this way because theyre at work 80% of the day

the only way theyd find out is if one of them came home early

the person that probs found out first was kaeya. probably bc he wanted to suprise you only to find you murmuring about your body.

albedo, who came home later that day, was met by a silent house.

thats because you and kaeya passed out bc when kaeya found you he forced you to lay down in bed while making dinner

after dinner you guys(mostly kaeya) slept like a cat that found a empty chair

and guess where kaeya was laying 😊 your chest 🙂

someonetellkaeyathatdoingthatdoesntmakeinsecuratiesgoaway

now,, onto what albedo would do.

if you let him(you probably shouldnt) he'll make a potion for you that lasts a few days that makes your body into a man

be cautious bc he had no one to test it on ‼️

so all in all they take all of their days off at once and dont let you have any time to think about your body 😊

anyways look at this mushroom leak in the chasm

[dragonselfship]

🙄 + kayle & crystal gem poly :)))

GHEGEHEGEHEHE AWESOME THANK U ‼️‼️‼️

WOOF ok for kayle i feel like people would see me , a goofy dragon man just chilling out, and kayle, this ruthless beautiful stunning enlightening wonderful angel lady and they just CANNOT SEE IT!!! they’re like “this is unrealistic” “kayle would never fall in love with a MORTAL” “you’re romanticizing the fact that she kills people” normalize the execution of sinners‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

DUDE MY SHIP WITH THE GEMS IS SO PROBLEMATIC...... theyre OBVIOUSLY complete on their own and the addition of winter is FORCED!!!! realistically he’d NEVER fit in‼️‼️‼️‼️ oh my god and the absolute riot my identity would cause......... he/hims don’t exist in the gem realm and they especially don’t polyship with the crystaled gems. it is unprecedented .

[agaypanic]

a lot of MITM stories are written with reese and malcom romantically 🤮 from what i've seen aside from a few wattpad stories and yours .

wtf that’s so nasty THEYRE BROTHERS‼️ i remember i got a request once asking for malcolm x reader x reese and i can’t remember if it was a poly ask or a why choose ask (why choose = why have one when i can have both) but it still felt icky so i ended up deleting it😭😭

oh yea btw sometimes i delete requests, it’s very rarely tho dw i think i’ve only done it 2 or 3 times in the four(?) years i’ve been writing on here

but yea anyways this blog does NOT support incest that’s disgusting