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Can鈥檛 not post this moment (you couldn鈥檛 find two people less straight)
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once again i am S H R I E K I N G into the abyss at the pure sincerity in house's voice
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my beautiful hair flip angel girlfriend. her name is shithead and she was born without morals or a cerebral cortex
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i am not like y鈥檃ll , i will open tumblr in public without a second thought . if you鈥檙e invading my privacy by looking at my phone , i will scar you in return
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dont tell me this isnt them
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elon musk x jeffrey bezos omegaverse
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This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.
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concept for a show chase md where chase runs the dept and foreman is dean of medicine. it is exactly the same as house md except foreman is in cuddy's clothes and it is just never acknowledged
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Quick House MD text posts to help me sleep at night
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"does anyone else feel like theyre being watched?"
the surreptitious ghostface:
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these tiktok comments pass the vibe
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Heard Ghostface has in mortal Kombat, I go to check out the wiki and I-
GENDER GHOSTFACE. It does say male underneath but this screenshot is to fucking funny
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doing this when house says something offensive so people know i dont agree
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Hilson lyrics
"Me, and the Birds" (house is the birds) Me and the Birds - Duster
"We didn't make out, or do anything, I just remember, I wasn't lonely"
"You're the sun, you've never seen the night but you hear it's song from the morning birds well, I'm not the moon, I'm not even a star, but awake at night I'll be singing to the birds" -Your Best American Girl - Mitski
"ALL I WANTED WAS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" -All I wanted - Paramore
"This life is punctuated by some missteps, failing to glean the right emphasis and the meaning. This life is punctuated like a texting session between two over heated insecure teens"
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