#iamunabletothinkofablogname

[swiftmitsu]

HOW DO YOU CLICK SO FAST WHATTT

EHEHEHEHEHEH

THE BOOPING IS IN MY BLOOD‼️

[tortoiseanon]

Hey!!! This is @iamunabletothinkofablogname ! Just letting you know that this is the new blog now [i lost the pass lol]

[or smartdumbass as im probably known lol]

Aw mannn

I'll follow you in a sec and you need to swear secrecy on my main acc💀 /silly

[spookuzm]

oh yeah do you have any music recs?

i don't listen to music as much as i used to anymore, so i don't have music recs. sorry ^^"

and even if i do have the chance to listen to music, it's gonna be the same songs i listened to lol

[idrawgaystffs]

WAIT HOWD YOU DO A SUPER BOOP WWDASHUKJ

Gotta be on Desktop, y’ hover over the boop button till it spins :> and Then Super boop!

[thingspamreblogs]

:OO Hello! [hehe the askbox is turned on here >:] ]

Hallo! :D

it is xD [now you can tell me everything twice >:33

[wishtale-blogs]

5A cross!

Hehe>:3

Sorry for the wait

[mochadagoober]

isittoolateyet

I just posted that so no (it's never too late anyway)

Anyways here it is :D took me a while to get it right but it was worth it :3

[novacelestial]

Hey!!! This is @iamunabletothinkofablogname ! Just letting you know that this is the new blog now [i lost the pass lol]

That sucks :[

Welcome back though ^^

[swiftmitsu]

bored so here are some questions ! 1-When did you get into utmv? What got you into it [idk if i should have split these lol] 2- best seating position ? 3- Do you have any utmv headcanons? 4- Song reccomendations? 5- You get to choose any fantasy weapon [or normal weapon], what are you choosing? [[unless you also have a broken sleep schedule, you'd be seeing this in the morning so good morning!]]

QUESTIONSS YIIPPPEEEEE

1- okayokay so. i TECHNICALLY first got into it in 2017, after watching Glitchtale, the YouTube Algorithm TM recommended me more UTMV stuff and from there i went down a rabbit hole--

i fell out of it in 2018 BUT THEN I FOUND WATCHED UNDERVERSE IN MAY OF 2023 AND--

yeah. sucked right back in. and its hitting HARD.

2- ooooo ok wait lemme just find my pen--

this also applies when i am sitting on floor. my legs MUST be propped upwards.

3- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I HAVE A LOOOOOT.

my NUMBER 1 HEADCANON. is that Killer is asexual. (sex neutral to be specific--)

i like romantic Killer more eheheh

speaking of which.

I SEE HIM AS SUPER DENSE LMAO

like, he flirts like a desperate rat. sure. BUT WHEN SOMEONE DOES IT TO HIM??

it mostly flies right over his head. :') OR he gets super duper extremely flustered >:))))))

(i could go on but i will spare you 😭💥)

4- EHEHEHe okauy. As a Fellow Killer Enthusiast. I associate Killer with Killer by The Ready Set (NO NOT BECAUSE OF THE NAME.) the lyrics feed into my perception of romantic Killerokay aslkADLKJ💥

5- ehEJEHHEHE BOW. ALWAYS. SPECIFICALLY WITH MAGIC ARROWS.

because. i like the long distance, you get to attack in the shadows,

and ALSO I DON'T WANT TO CARRY AROUND 6000 AND HAVE TO CONSTANTLY RESTOCK RAAAHSJSLK (flashbacks to Maplestory. PAIN.💥)

i could go on about fantasy worlds and stuff omg. it is RRRIGHT UP MY ALLEY MWWAHAHHA

[switchthedragon]

⚠️WACOM SUPPORTS AI ART. PLEASE READ. ⚠️

So I've been using a wacom tablet for over a year now, and I know they're pretty cheap to buy and good quality. But please don't support them anymore. If you have a wacom tablet already that's completely fine, but if it breaks go buy from a different brand.

Look at the tail, the neck, and the fur. There are holes in the fur, fur where there shouldn't be fur, and the tail is just completely detatched.

A Youtuber I watch also pointed out some other details.

I recommend Huion. My brother uses huion and I can say that their products work just as good as, if not better than, wacom. I'll put the link to their site below, feel free to add on any details I might've missed! ^^

Please reblog!!!

Link to Huion's products.

Tagging my mutuals as well so that they see this. (Ignore the tagging)

@russmel @mrfellsans @lazy-shapeshiofter @largefound-the-sequel @sillygoofyqueer @mellybabbles @sunnvydaze @c00kietin @samijami @panda-of-the-trash @big-coyote @ksopaz @oh-look-a-homosexual-punk-boy @oodlesndoodles @scuddle-bubble101 @iamunabletothinkofablogname @flooffydergen @justanidiotartist @lilibanned @bluedovee @alurafiremender @proxdragon @moontherian @westaysilly @swiftmitsu @fateswind0wseat @elizakai @obsidianwolf36 @tuxibirdie @fir3lit3 @thatidiotutartist @italic-doing-random-shit @corruptgrail @wishtale-blogs @thetunashop @bunny-behind-a-keyboard @masked-artist-xp @mochadagoober @safwunnz @nyxus-nyx @nottefierr @zucchiyeni @kuuuuro

[spookuzm]

also hello!! How are you :DD

heya there, pal. i'm doing great.

...well, as great as an old person like me can be /silly /j

[bratphilia]

note ✧.*‎ hiii so this is completely self indulgent so pls enjoy!! gonna post a couple fics that have been on my mind bc i wanna write when i feel inspired to as much as possible, but reqs will be answered!! anyways no thoughts just mr. afton eating it from the back.

pairing ✧.*‎ steve raglan / william afton x reader

cw ✧.*‎ stuck and fucked trope, oral sex (f receiving), knifeplay, knife fucking (insp by this post!), the usual perverted afton, death threats, dub con, slight daddy kink

taglist ✧.*‎ @dilfity @iikyutee @kissingrhi @jen-parker @kathxstuff @papyrus-the-poet @lowballbread @cecelovesbooks @bluebearieally @cybunii @van-van @iamunabletothinkofablogname @1ncidentdropout @ice-echo26 @officially-a-simp13 @all4kura @el-sol-sale-de-nuevo @littlexstarlightx @samlow23

synopsis ✧.*‎ while trying to escape the damn haunted pizzeria after a murderous rabbit comes after you, you stupidly try to leave through the vent, only to get stuck.

helpless (w. afton x reader)

you're running through the maze of halls as fast as your legs can carry you. what you're running from, exactly? some fuckhead in a rabbit suit with a knife, menacingly advancing towards you, with a cold, evil laughter reminiscent of a typical villain. there's no doubt in your mind he's set on killing you, and you can't help but feel like this position was a setup for that anyways. it would make sense why the average security guard stays no longer than a work-week.

you're headed to your office, the only place with a quick, sure-fire exit that leads directly outside the building: the vents. then you'll make a run for it to your car. it was an ambitious plan, yes, but it had to work. it was the only option you had, after all, given that the rabbit came from the normal exit.

you swing the door to the security office wide open and slam it shut behind you, cringing at the loud clang it makes when it hits the door hinges. the last thing you want is to alert that rabbit of your whereabouts. you instantly crouch down in front of the vent and unscrew it frantically with your fingers. when it breaks loose you crawl inside. the front half of your body works its way inside just fine. the bottom half of you? fuck.

it gets stuck half way around your hips, leaving no room to wriggle in or out. you were stuck. really fucking stuck. this couldn't be happening. panic washes over you in waves and you feel your sweat break out even worse. you slide your hands forward, desperate to move forward, but it doesn't help. tears form in your eyes. i'm going to die, you think, in the most humiliating position possible.

right on cue, there's a banging on the door. there's no doubt in your mind it's that fucking rabbit. in no time, the door busts open, slamming against the nearby desk in a loud bang. "there you are — oh. what's this?"

you let out a whimper in fear as you hear him shuffle towards you and bend down close by your body. you hear a shifting for a long period of time, and then his voice sounds much clearer. you realize that it was just a costume, different from the sentient animatronics you've been desperately trying to keep out of your office the past four nights. "i was planning to gut you... but i have a much better idea."

suddenly, a large hand rests on your ass, groping. you gulp, realizing his the implications of his touch. "what should i do with you, hm?" the man contemplates out loud. he pulls his hand away only to smack your ass, making you cry out and wiggle your hips automatically.

"what a whore. enjoying being at my disposal, knowing i could fucking kill you at any moment now," he spits at you. fuck, the heat at your core is becoming more and more noticeable the more he talks in that gruff voice of his threateningly. you scared, really fucking scared, and that somehow made this situation hotter.

his hand leaves your ass, then there's the sound of something metallic being picked up off the floor. "i wouldn't move if i were you," the man muses, "'less you want your sweet little body sliced open." before you can process what he said, he brings something to the seam of your pants and it slices through. your eyes widen and you shriek when you realize it's a blade.

you flatten your hands against the cool metal of the vent, already warming up with your sweat and prolonged stay there. it's even harder not to move when you're scared as fuck and can't grip onto anything. he stops once he's satisfied with the way he cut through your pants, and fuck, how will you get out of here with split pants? if you even make it out of here.

with unbelievable strength, he sticks both his hands inside the slit he made, runs the tips of his fingers teasingly along the center of your panties, before ripping the fabric of your pants even wider. when the sound of the fabric coming apart hits your ears, tears burn at your eyes from the shame of thinking about leaving like this. "beautiful," he comments, "what a fucking sight you make."

you blush at his words. he reaches forward to thumb at you through your panties. he prods his thumb at your hole, dipping in the fabric of your panties inside. you can't help but moan quietly. much to your dismay, he notices with a low chuckle. "like i said, absolute whore." you whimper at that. absolute whore. a tear slips down your face.

you forget all about that when he leans forward and presses a kiss to your panties. he lewdly inhales your scent, rubbing his nose against your panties before pressing another kiss there. fuck. you're whimpering uncontrollably. he's such a pervert; you should be embarrassed, but in your undeniable sex-craving haze, all you want him to do is pull your panties to the side and ravage you.

like you manifested it or something, he does just that. except he stretches your panties and the blade returns, slicing through the useless fabric. he lets out a low whistle at your supposedly shiny slick. "just as i thought. needy little slut, so desperate for daddy's touch."

"mhm," you murmur, resting your head down on your hands. you're so fucking horny at this point, that you want to be at the mercy of your captor.

"mhm," he parrots back to you. his face moves forward to slowly lick a stripe up your cunt.

"oh fuck," you mumble, shaking. he repeats the action, laughing slightly at your reaction while doing so. his hands come forward to part your lips, diving in fully. he shakes his face against your cunt and you feel the tickling sensation of a beard there, making you jolt.

the obscene noises he makes add to your wetness. he slurps around, suctioning his lips all over. he leaves no place untouched. he quickly smacks kisses against your clit before tongue-fucking your sobbing hole. he flicks his insanely long and tongue inside of you. you're crying and babbling incoherent words as he tortures you.

you're so close already. the way he alternates between sucking your bud into his mothing and then fucking into your hole is too much. thinking about the fact that you're completely at his mercy, nothing to grip on to, clawing desperately at the metal of the vent, practically tips you over the edge alone. just as you feel the pulse of your cunt quicken—

it's all over too soon. he removes his tongue and you cry out into the vent frustratingly, ignoring the way your voice bounces off the walls. he rests his head against your ass and listens to you sob and then coos, "aww, poor baby. i almost feel bad."

"please," you cry softly, tears running down your face.

"gonna have to be more specific, sweet thing, 'm not a mind reader, y'know." but you can't. you can't bring yourself to say you want him to fucking smother his face in your cunt. it's too embarrassing to utter, even after you shamelessly backed into his face.

he clicks his tongue. "no? well, that's a shame. if you can't say it, guess i'll just do whatever i want with you."

before you can question what the hell that means, something is shoved inside of you. not his cock, much to your dismay, but something blunt, something that stretches you out. you realize, the only thing it could possibly be, that fucking knife.

he slides it in and out, laughing at your reactions. fuck, he's so fucking cruel. your fear only adds to your arousal, and you're soaking the stick of his knife. you hate to admit it, but this probably the second best thing to his cock.

before you know it, you're drenching his knife with your orgasm. you cry out desperately into the vent. the way it echoes into the cavern is music to his ears. you slam your hands against the vent and shake uncontrollably. he slowly pulls the knife away, intentionally torturing you as you hiccup in sobs. you're fucked out already, in a state of absolute post-sex haze.

he presses a surprisingly soft kiss against one globe of your ass and rubs on it. as you calm down, he's cooing at you again, whispering about how you're such a good girl for him, did so well.

[weirdest-worlds]

Once you get this, you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly. Then you have to send this to ten of your favourite followers /nf

Uh. This is a hard one.

1, I like my hair...

2, I like my friendliness and acceptance for others

Uh, I'm out of ideas... I'm not even kidding, I've been thinking for 3 minutes...

So... uhm...

@dustsansm1 @systematic-err0r @flowey-the-lanternflower55 @iamunabletothinkofablogname @err0r-sans-is-cool

[wishtale-blogs]

preach /nf

!!!!!

Oooo! Well, where do I start lol!

He’s extremely intelligent, learning astrophysics and engineering!! He’s also very caring despite his lack of a soul!

Also his relationship with his dads!!! I know it’s not a small detail but there is way too many people in this fandom that don’t know that he has two dad’s!!!

His outfit is something that I really like as well! The fact that his outfit has meaning behind it is really cool!! Brown takes up most of the color palette because it’s the color you get when you mix colors together the most, and the yellow and green accents are because they are the first two colors he experienced!! His white shirt is to represent how no matter how hard he tries to cover it up he will always be soulless. The gloves he wears mimic the gloves artists wear! And his lack of shoes is to show that he’s free!

Another thing is his tattoos! They are actually really tiny bits of binary that he absorbed? After he died and was almost sucked into the core code of the multiverse!

There is a lot more I could probably say but I got a lot of homework to work on😢

[galaxytoons]

Well, aren’t you just a pretty little thing~?

@hiemaldesirae @iamunabletothinkofablogname

[mochadagoober]

This ended up failing (only 2 ppl did it) so imma try it again

Use this picrew and this uquiz

@nottefierr @iamunabletothinkofablogname @masked-artist-xp @switchthedragon @null-the-lovefool @daydreamtoropov @flappydragons @dread-is-decaying @mistyycowoa

@jenumarts @author-of-the-year and anyone else who wants to join! /nf

Let me know if u wanna be added to this list :3