#please this is so bad
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
Not a good sketch but silly enough for me to post- this fucker absolutely hasn't let any of the boi's talk
#jay merrick#tim wright#brian thomas#alex kralie#mh#marble hornets#doodle#sketch#please this is so bad#but like silly so eh
44 notes
·
View notes
Text
elias nodding at the djs i know his ass is tired
2 notes
·
View notes
Text
14 year old artists listen to me right now (gripping you by the shoulders) STOP caring about your "internet presence" right naow. Draw slower and stop trying to boil your art down to an acceptable marketable brand
#stop trying to finish every piece in one session so you can post more often... you're hurting yourself in the long run#i know from personal experience !!! please#you also don't have to post everything you draw... don't be afraid to do studies in case they look bad#you're not obligated to post them. studies probably will look shit at first but it's fine
20K notes
·
View notes
Text
Dadbod!Nanami...
Hear me out... Once you're married, all settled down and he's not a sorcerer anymore and he's at peace. He gains a few extra pounds, just because he's been baking so much and eating good food.
And you're not complaining, the extra weight feels so nice when he's on top of you, fucking into you slowly. You grab onto his thick biceps, wrapping your legs around his torso as he bullies his cock into you. And you can almost swear his cock feels bigger, thicker since he gained the weight.
So much so that tears trickle down your face from the added girth. And Nanami like the man he is takes notice.
"Feel good? Why are you crying, honey?" an expression of slight worry on his gorgeous face. But his cock has you speechless and the way you clench around him tells him just that. And he smirks as he feels you go dumb because of his cock.
"So... so fucking good...," is all you manage to say, as you pray to whatever God there is, for your husband to keep the dad bod.
#jujutsu kaisen#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk smut#nanami kento#nanami x reader#nanamin#nanami smut#jjk nanami#nanami drabbles#kento nanami#nanami kento x reader#kento smut#kento x reader#PLEASE OMFG I NEED HIM SO BAD
15K notes
·
View notes
Text
this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.
good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.
sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.
so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.
one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.
#warm up#writeblr#actually this is because again i don't go here#i don't read/write fanfic but i have nothing but respect for my troops#but i also have never played minecraft. im sorry. please ask me any question about pokemon tho i love that shit#anyway#out of some banal and thoughtless curiosity i watched the minecraft movie trailer#and again i know nothing about minecraft. i am aware im in an endangered population#but im watching this going: this is so fucking.... BAD#there is NO LOVE in it!#like if someone who has NO history in minecraft watches that and is like - ohhh this is soulless#WHO IS THE AUDIENCE????#ppl who love minecraft are gonna hate it!!!#at some point it's the ''mean girls musical movie'' problem --#some people will always hate the premise of what you're doing and some people will love it#make it for the ppl who love it#and usually that somewhat convinces the haters to like. chill enough to TRY it . bc it IS good#but when you try to make it for the haters..... nobody likes it. it doesn't have passion. energy. footwork#which is a small way of saying a big thing: if you love something. fucking make it and assume someone will love it too.#i love u . be brave . be bold. be in boston and come to my reading#where i wrote a really weird fucked up little book.#love u love u love u etc
11K notes
·
View notes
Text
sunlight
#animation#buzzard#turkey vulture#vulture#reductive#digital#bird#this took. 7 hours#oh god tumblr chewed this up so bad. please full view this
17K notes
·
View notes
Text
THIS SPECIFIC SHOT OF JINX HOLDING ISHA TIGHTLY IN HER ARMS, AND SEVIKA INSTINCTIVELY USING HER ENTIRE BODY TO SHIELD THEM FROM THE EXPLOSION HAS A COMPLETE AND UTTER CHOKEHOLD ON MY HEART 🥺💔
I SWEAR IF ANYONE HURTS THEM I’M GONNA 🔪🔪🔪
#Arcane#Jinx#Sevika#Isha#gif#PLEASE I LOVE THEM SO MUCH 😭#i'm gonna fling myself off a cliff if anything bad happens to them :)#*immediately latches on to this new found family*
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
The biggest fumble of the century
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#billford#he wants that cookie so effing bad#ladies ladies please#you’re both freaks
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
starting at 12am
#wolverine#logan howlett#logan howlett x reader#wolverine x reader#hugh jackman#logan howlett smut#hugh i’m begging on my knees please#thank you hugh for existing#hugh the man that you are#hugh jackman one chance please#old hugh jackman#i love hugh jackman#xmen logan#logan wolverine#old man logan#old man!logan#the wolverine#deadpool & wolverine#i need to make logan a daddy so bad#i need him#daddy issues
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
#mickey mouse#steamboat willie#disney#copyright#please holy shit that act was so bad why is no one trying to repeal this#public domain
16K notes
·
View notes
Text
nanami is not the type of man to sleep naked. he prefers to have a light tee and loose cotton pants that never see the light of other rooms aside from his bedroom and bathroom. it’s comfortable and it’s soft and he doesn’t think about it at all.
but it’s something he disregards after you start spending nights at his place.
he doesn’t care about it; you’re everything that plagues his mind and makes up his world and it doesn’t matter if you’re present by his side or not — but if you are, there is no way nanami can think about clothes.
how could he? the skinship, the addictive feeling of you soft body fitting almost perfectly against his, your gentle hands caressing his now relaxed body and legs tangled with the set of his.
on the first night that you decided to spend at his home; after a wonderful third date that left you and him very much hungry for more time with each other, kento timidly proposed the idea of you stopping at his place to recharge and then go home, but naturally, one thing led to another, and soon he couldn’t care less about work in the next morning or being appropriate.
the bed feels a lot softer with you in it, and when nanami moves to grab his clothes from his nightstand, you only tug him closer to yourself, moulding your body against his. the playful curl of your kiss-swollen lips luring him back in, your honeyed voice calling out to him like an ethereal siren would.
your plush tits pressing onto the surface of his hard chest whilst your warm palms roaming over the expanse of his back, and the silky sheets felt a lot more pleasant than usual.
it felts so heavenly that the thought of having a physical barrier between your bodies that would prevent him from exchanging body heat with you, basking in your affection, your oh so generously shared love, and dismissing clothes for that seemed the only way to properly enjoy your presence in his bed. in your bed <33
#– len writes ✨#i wanna cuddle with nanami so bad#like naked#like UGHH PLEASE#jujutsu kaisen x reader#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#nanami kento x reader#nanami kento x you#kento nanami#nanami kento#jjk x you#nanami kento smut#kento nanami x reader#i love you so much nanami#nanami kento x#jjk nanami#jujutsu nanami#nanami kento fluff#kento x reader#jujutsu kaisen x you
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
๋࣭ ⭑🦋๋࣭ ⭑ ┆ for @wantcn.
inspo.
to think of his sister as anything but innocent felt like a crime unto itself ⸺ steady hands had gripped her arms, only to slink a protective arm around her waist as her feet were dragged across wooden floor. " you should've quit when you were ahead, " he scolded, though his words held no malice. it was only a matter of steps before he was carefully laying her inebriated body on the bed — his bed — and he paused. eyes looked curiously, seeing the way she laid limp, all but dead to the world, with clothes that barely clung to her body. his tongue clicked in discontent. " naughty girl, " low voice mumbled to himself. " — should never be allowed to dress yourself. " he had to get her out of those clothes, he had to. his fingers curled around fabric of shorts as they slowly eased up her thighs. a shuttered sigh fell from his mouth as brown eyes glanced at the panties between her thighs. tsk tsk, " what are you doing wearing these, huh? " he asked in a whisper, even if she wouldn't answer him. curiousity easily got the best of him as thick digits lightly dragged over the fabric. one hooked around the hem just enough to pull them to the side — lips curled into a smirk, dark in nature. " oh, you really are a naughty girl ... hiding something so pretty from me. " the same couldn't resist slipping between her folds, if only in the ghost of a touch. but her shorts were quickly forgotten, and the same strong hands that had guided her to the bed so gently were now coaxing her legs to spread wider.
1 note
·
View note
Text
tie me to your bed and force me to take a knotted toy that's too big. listen to me cry as you stretch my hole and slap my cunt as i beg you to stop. when you push the knot in, watch my back arch and my eyes roll back as I rock my hips up to take the knot. as I start to get used being filled, switch it on. let me scream as it comes to life and starts pounding my puppycunt. this is my place, this is where I belong- tied down and being forced to submit to a bigger doggy
#feral barking#this would fix me#ftm nsft#ftm sub#ftm puppy#ftm breeding#i need this so bad#cnc overstim#overstim kink#Kn0tted toy#ftm knotting#Knotted toy#kn0tting#please please please please please#i guess this is stuff i am into now damn#trans cnc#ftm cnc#ftm ns/fw#trans nsft
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
DC x DP Prompt: Bruce is bad at emoting but at least ghosts are empathic (too bad bat kids are not)
Was reading Twincognito on AO3 when I stumbled across this gem again:
~
" “Danny, Tim. I was just…checking in. Is everything alright?” Curse his inability to make meaningful conversation when it wasn’t a life or death situation.
They glanced at each other and shrugged.
Then Danny hauled himself out of the bed and walked over to Bruce.
Bruce tried not to let too much excitement show on his face. "
~
Now I really want to read a story where Bruce adopts Danny post Meta trafficking and is being his usual emotionally constipated self. His kids keep getting mad at him because he's treating their new meta brother who was trafficked poorly (generally being stilted in conversation with him, walking away hurriedly mid-conversation, avoiding Danny when he's feeling really awkward, etc). They think Bruce is discriminating against Danny for being a civilian, meta, dealer's pick, but really it's just Bruce being horribly socially awkward. Danny knows this because of ghost empathy and find the whole thing hilarious. The whole thing comes to a head with the Bat Kids staging an intervention in the Bat Cave.
#dpxdc#dc x dp#dp x dc#dcxdp#batfam#batman#danny phantom#danny fenton#bruce wayne is a good dad#bruce wayne#bruce is terrible at feelings#the whole thing comes to a head with the bat kids hosting an intervention in the bat cave#maybe like a five plus one set up?#each time one of the bat kids thought bruce was discriminating against danny#and one time where they realized 'no#he is just that awkward'#dealer's choice if alfred thinka bruce is discriminating or not too#thinking this is either before adopting duke or not long after#because its one thing to be a light and shadow meta and another to be as OP as Danny is#also i'm thinking they don't know danny is a halfa#like they think he's just an unfortunately useful meta that got trafficked#could also have danny encountering his new siblings in and out of uniform knowing who they are without them revealing it for extra fun#idk#couldn't get this out of my head#my original post#fic prompt#story prompt#prompt#please guys i have no spoons but i want to read it so bad#🥺
6K notes
·
View notes
Text
(looks at upcoming card releases)
I'm in danger :)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#stage in playful land#stage in playfulland#smoking#my favorite horrible crime guys are back!!!!#(my hot take is that glomas had a better story but these goobers were just SO fun)#(they should be allowed to kidnap and murder(?) at least a few dozen people. as a treat.)#man i knew there was probably going to be a fellow card and yet i still did a bad job of saving my keys#and there's this year's halloween to think about too!#normally i try to avoid leaks and spoilers but i did accidentally see some stuff and if it's real then holy SHIT#on the other hand fellow attacks by basically throwing gidel at people and i desperately need this on my team#regardless of whether or not the card is actually any good#(if they change the animation to remove gidel i am going to RIOT it needs to be either exactly the same or EVEN SILLIER)#actually it would be hilarious if their stats were terrible. just the worst. and yet...#grown man and his kid with a hammer vs a bunch of teen wizards who can shoot fire#the results may shock you#(if they do the same duos-with-the-last-release as they have been with the staff cards then i will absolutely lose it)#(please twst. it would so useless to me but SO funny)#fellow: it's showtime rollo! :)#rollo: who are you
4K notes
·
View notes
Text
so I started playing stardew valley, and now it's the only thing I want to do with my life
I had to trick myself by drawing stardew things, namely krobus my beloved
#my brain is screaming at me for posting at a bad hour#but when it comes to me doing things if i dont finish them in one sitting i never do#so I want to post it now#please be kind to me and rb it to prove my brain it's fine#krobus#stardew valley#stardew#stardew valley krobus#sdv krobus#void chicken#strange bun#art#stardew fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#my art#artist#drawing#digital artist
6K notes
·
View notes