#THEY WOULD HEAL WASH

[justtkatt]

May I present

[denkilightning]

viktor going on a 'fuck compassion and kindness and emotions ill achieve perfect humanity' rant only to give a place to hope, sleep and eat in peace with literal gardens and fresh fruit and clean water to vander and the girls, be the first person to tell jinx she can build to create not to destroy (a thing she hadnt heard since vi used to tell her she could fix anything), protecting vander/warwick from singed, snarkily deadnaming jinx to go along with her insults, deciding saving vander is worth loosing his power, inviting jayce to the commune the moment he had the chance and his eyes going back to the original gold for the split second he sees jayce. the arcane may have overtook his body and mind, eating away at him like a parasite but through these few glimpses we can see that viktor is still there. the same viktor who hugged rio through her pain, who clawed his way from the undercity to the top of piltover, who cheerily asked if hes interrupting a suicide attempt, who refused to let his invention be a weapon and still after everything refuses to let any weapons into the commune. the viktor who made the most powerful of the topside see the disabled kid from zaun and never let himself get manipulated into politics and supporting using science to harm. even as a husk of his former self, the arcane and parasitic chaos of magic, he lingers right on the inside of his own skin. you cannot make viktor actively and purposely choose to harm someone. because in order to do so youd have to murder him first and let a parasite use his dead body. and thats what happened. thats probably what is going to happen in act three and im going crazy already

[transmechanicus]

I’m allowed one (1) vent of the colossal amounts of pressure my body and mind are under per month and i usually do my best to bury it in the early hours of the morning, so now that i’ve provided this valuable and important context:

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[thecontainerstoreofficial]

today i was such a good boy.

i...

neatened up my room (which involved cleaning up/organizing my desk, unpacking my overnight bag, and putting away my CVS purchases that were in my tote bag)

cleaned out expired stuff from the fridge and finally threw out some leftovers that were wayyy too old and washed the tupperware they were in

did TWO loads of laundry and TWO loads of ironing!!!

dusted and wiped down surfaces in the apartment

vacuumed and swiffered the entire apartment including moving heavy furniture to vacuum and swiffer behind/under those as well

vacuumed the couch and cleaned the fabric

ran errands and got some random kitchen gadgets ive been meaning to buy since moving in (garlic press & potato masher, mainly)

and now i am all done and its only like 4:30pm 😊 and later im going to get very spicy soup from the place near our building and my roommate is going to show me more of scream queens. i still have a little bit of a cough but overall life is good!!

[nexus-nebulae]

known we were a system for about 7 years now, probably been a system for far longer, and just realised. we got an intrusive self-fakeclaiming thought today and laughed it away

[beepbeepdespair]

modern au where izzy plays an hour of powerwash simulator and becomes immediately nicer

[fischiee]

ok i know ive already made a post abt carwash sibs hair before but like.. the idea of carolina shaving all her hair off after her fall to make her blend in more and wash being forcibly shaved in prison and both meeting each other again with this choppy, undyed hair and reclaiming their identities and personalities outside of their trauma by finding that connection with their appearance again…

the parallel of them dying each others hair for the first time when they were kids and now helping each other do it again as a symbol that they are finally trusting each other again

[mostardently]

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[impossible-rat-babies]

what gets me sometimes w the idea of the calamity is that there are probably places in the deserts of thanalan where the fire of bahamut turned the sand to glass and it’s just. a few handfuls of sand there are layers of glass

[hythlodaes]

i’m so tired i genuinely might cry ;-;

[danothan]

handcanoning based on some frames/panels… this bastard is never going to die in my brain huh

[kieumy]

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[spaghett-onaplate]

I have a yellow kazoo. I rediscover it every few years. I discovered it a few months ago, and finally got around to cleaning my room and washing it today. I am now armed and dangerous

[minasweep]

what a monday todays been! (its thursday)

[misanthropiczombie]

Okay yes but: the 'I didn't even notice it thing' does actually happen. Particularly with sharp objects.

I once had a folding knife I was using collapse, spin, and close on my finger before falling out of my hand. I noticed that the knife had failed and picked it back up to figure what the hell happened and was sat there for a moment fiddling with it before the other people at the table, horrified, notified me that I was bleeding like fucking crazy.

Que a flurry of action to get the teacher for a biohazard cleanup, me to a sink to rinse and wash and bandage ect ect.

Frankly it didn't hurt for a solid 10 or so minutes until the swelling started impacting the general area. My knuckle creases are forever misaligned now on that hand, and sometimes you really don't notice it. If it's sharp enough and sudden enough or the adrenaline and shock is so high you notice a hit but don't feel the effect.

STOP DOING THIS IN INJURY FICS!!

Bleeding:

Blood is warm. if blood is cold, you’re really fucking feverish or the person is dead. it’s only sticky after it coagulates.

It smells! like iron, obv, but very metallic. heavy blood loss has a really potent smell, someone will notice.

Unless in a state of shock or fight-flight mode, a character will know they’re bleeding. stop with the ‘i didn’t even feel it’ yeah you did. drowsiness, confusion, pale complexion, nausea, clumsiness, and memory loss are symptoms to include.

blood flow ebbs. sometimes it’s really gushin’, other times it’s a trickle. could be the same wound at different points.

it’s slow. use this to your advantage! more sad writer times hehehe.

Stab wounds:

I have been mildly impaled with rebar on an occasion, so let me explain from experience. being stabbed is bizarre af. your body is soft. you can squish it, feel it jiggle when you move. whatever just stabbed you? not jiggly. it feels stiff and numb after the pain fades. often, stab wounds lead to nerve damage. hands, arms, feet, neck, all have more motor nerve clusters than the torso. fingers may go numb or useless if a tendon is nicked.

also, bleeding takes FOREVER to stop, as mentioned above.

if the wound has an exit wound, like a bullet clean through or a spear through the whole limb, DONT REMOVE THE OBJECT. character will die. leave it, bandage around it. could be a good opportunity for some touchy touchy :)

whump writers - good opportunity for caretaker angst and fluff w/ trying to manhandle whumpee into a good position to access both sites

Concussion:

despite the amnesia and confusion, people ain’t that articulate. even if they’re mumbling about how much they love (person) - if that’s ur trope - or a secret, it’s gonna make no sense. garbled nonsense, no full sentences, just a coupla words here and there.

if the concussion is mild, they’re gonna feel fine. until….bam! out like a light. kinda funny to witness, but also a good time for some caretaking fluff.

Fever:

you die at 110F. no 'oh no his fever is 120F!! ahhh!“ no his fever is 0F because he’s fucking dead. you lose consciousness around 103, sometimes less if it’s a child. brain damage occurs at over 104.

ACTUAL SYMPTOMS:

sluggishness

seizures (severe)

inability to speak clearly

feeling chilly/shivering

nausea

pain

delirium

symptoms increase as fever rises. slow build that secret sickness! feverish people can be irritable, maybe a bit of sass followed by some hurt/comfort. never hurt anybody.

ALSO about fevers - they absolutely can cause hallucinations. Sometimes these alter memory and future memory processing. they're scary shit guys.

fevers are a big deal! bad shit can happen! milk that till its dry (chill out) and get some good hurt/comfort whumpee shit.

keep writing u sadistic nerds xox love you

ALSO I FORGOT LEMME ADD ON:

YOU DIE AT 85F

sorry I forgot. at that point for a sustained period of time you're too cold to survive.

pt 2

[lesbianpikachu]

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