#THEY LOVE HIM

[k-martins]

GUYS GUYS GUYS

DID YOU KNOW THAT WHEN JJK'S FIRST EPS WAS AIR, THE JAPANESE FANDOM NUMBED MEGUMI SOMETHING LIKE "ANGEL OF SWEETS" BECAUSE HE WAS HOLDING GOJO'S KIKUFUKUS BAG WITH ALL THE CARE AND PROTECTION???? ?

WHY DID NOBODY TELL ME THIS BEFORE????

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

[frownyalfred]

thinking about how the Batkids must be SO tired of the Batman hero worship from the other Titans, JL members, sidekicks, etc. there's people literally falling over themselves to meet Batman in a Watchtower hallway, meanwhile they actually know Bruce, and Bruce just made them memorize backup codes to all of their major security systems in the Cave for three hours because Hal Jordan made an offhanded hacking joke at their League meeting earlier that day.

[appleswan]

Jason knows that when he approaches kids in his entire get up that they're scared of him, and in crises that's... not great. So he's taken to carrying sticker books with him. He has enough pockets for it. He offers the kids stickers, and he lets them put the stickers on his helmet. He has dozens of Red Hood helmets now, all of them have an amalgamation of new and faded stickers.

The rest of the family tries to make fun of him for it, but Jason just holds out his sticker books like "You seem stressed, have a sticker."

[anya-chalotra]

from bard (derogatory) to bard (affectionate): worming his way into the hearts of three of the most powerful people on the continent

[noahschnappinfs]

now that the stranger things cast had their official wrap party: let’s remember how noah is so loved by all of them.

he was invited and went to every possible event with all of them! this is family!

[buried-in-autumn-leaves]

The way Baxter has not known peace about this aspect of himself and never will is crazy bro has been getting teased for it FOREVER

[minieggukie]

jimin closing his eyes and MELTING into the hugs

[escapismqueen]

Mr and Mrs ‘I couldn’t care less about gizmo’ visiting him secretly when he’s in hiding from nandor to check on him really does just say it all

[ratsonfire]

fun 2 rhyme >_<

[lil-shiro]

Pictures from AD posted by Eve — Lance's PR officer and comms for AM

[isacksteban]

fernando was literally made to be in aston martin, from jimmy and him being silly together to lawrence welcoming him with open arms and strollonso getting along so well, this is where he belongs.

[manarfazaa]

So I've been obsessed lately with httyd and got into reading all the fanfics out there and there was something that bothered me; every single fic depicted the red death as a violent monster that gets killed in each fic! And I just wanted something wholesome for her. So, this is long but hear me out!!

Let's make it a world where Hiccup kinda time travelled to the past, like to the moment he caught Toothless in the first movie.

After befriending Toothless again and giving him his ability to fly back, he starts to consider alternatives to do things in a new way than the future, to protect Berk, to protect his father, to never be forced to give up on the dragons and have them go into hiding, and say goodbye to Toothless.

He starts by thinking of killing off the red death first, to free the dragons and end the war.

So he goes to the nest, without Astrid this time, and same as the scene in the movie, the red death is recieving the food the dragons brought and as she raises to eat the gronckle that had spat a tiny fish, Hiccup shoots the stalactites of the cave to save it, that makes the ceiling collapse on the queen dragon while she's open mouthed, while other dragons flee

Hiccup keeps flying around the Collapsed mountain waiting for the red death to come out so he can defeat it, but she never emerges.

So he and Toothless venture inside to look for her, and find her body after searching for a while. He thinks that it really got killed by the collapse and that this is a miracle. Only to have her wake up.

And then the scene goes like this:

The cavern reeked of smoke, charred bones, and something deep and ancient, like the breath of the earth itself. Hiccup stood frozen, a single speck of human insignificance in the massive, molten chamber. His knees wobbled as a gust of hot air blasted from the darkness ahead, rattling his thin frame like a leaf in a storm.

enormous eyes, glowing like molten gold, cracked open.

Hiccup gulped. “Oh... Thor’s left sock.”

The Red Death loomed over him, her body shifting as she rose. Cracked scales, the color of lava-streaked stone, gleamed in the firelight. She was big—no, impossibly big. A mountain with wings. Her cavernous mouth split open in a snarl, exposing fangs the size of houses.

Toothless growled, his body tensed like a drawn bowstring. He stepped in front of Hiccup, wings spread wide, a tiny but fierce shield against a dragon the size of an island.

But the Red Death didn’t strike.

Instead, she stared at him.

A deep, unsettling rumble vibrated through the ground. Hiccup felt it in his ribs, in his teeth, in his very bones.

She was sniffing him.

His heart hammered. This was it. He was about to be eaten—bitten in half like a stale biscuit. Any second now, she’d—

She recoiled. Like she just felt something she hadn't felt ever in her life.

The giant dragon jerked back slightly, her head tilting. A sound escaped her throat—not a roar, not a growl, but something almost... confused. She sniffed again, nostrils flaring. Her wings twitched.

Toothless let out a warning snarl. The Red Death’s gaze flickered to him, then back to Hiccup. She lowered her head closer—too close—and the heat of her breath made Hiccup’s hair stand on end.

“Uh…” Hiccup raised both hands, the universal sign of please don’t eat me, you wouldn't know what to do with all of ....this.

The Red Death… paused.

For the first time, Hiccup noticed the tiredness in her eyes. The way her massive frame shifted as though uncomfortable. The faint groan in her throat—not a growl, but something else.

Something old.

And in that moment, something strange happened.

A pulse, deep and wordless, hummed through Hiccup’s chest. Like standing too close to a dragon’s wings as it took off, but inside him. It wasn’t fear. It wasn’t pain. It was... acknowledgment.

Does The Red Death telepathy reache humans?

The Red Death let out a long, slow breath, her massive shoulders slumping slightly. The fire in her chest dimmed, embers instead of an inferno.

Hiccup’s mouth went dry. She wasn’t going to kill him.

He exhaled shakily. “Okay. Well, uh… that’s new.”

Toothless grumbled, giving Hiccup a sharp look, as if to say, What are you doing, you tiny reckless idiot? She’s literally a natural disaster with teeth.

Hiccup, against all logical thought, stepped forward.

The Red Death’s pupils constricted, focusing on him sharply.

“Easy,” Hiccup murmured, lifting a hand. “You’re not… bad, are you?”

The giant dragon huffed. A gust of wind nearly knocked him over, but he swore it wasn’t aggressive—it felt almost tired.

Hiccup frowned. His mind spun. “You’re hungry.”

Toothless snorted. Obviously.

“No, I mean really hungry,” Hiccup insisted, eyes narrowing. He looked around—the bones, the scraps, the lingering scent of burnt everything. Dragons had been feeding her for who knows how long. But why? Why did she keep eating, devouring even her own kind?

He turned back to the Red Death, whose massive gaze had not left him.

“You don’t even know what you’re supposed to eat, do you?”

A deep, irritated growl rumbled from her throat.

Hiccup hesitated, dots connected in his brain, The Red Death confusion, like she's feeling something new, the scene of moments ago replaying in his mind. The huge dragon rising mouth wide open while rocks rained down from the collapsing cave.

He reached down. He grabbed a rock from the cavern floor—just an ordinary hunk of cooled lava—and hesitated.

Then, slowly, he tossed it toward her.

The Red Death’s pupils widened.

For a long, tense moment, she did nothing. Then, with an almost reluctant movement, she snapped it up.

The crunch of stone echoed through the cavern.

Hiccup held his breath. Toothless held his breath. The entire world seemed to hold its breath.

And then…

The Red Death rumbled.

Not a growl. Not a roar. Something deeper.

A pleased sound.

Hiccup gawked. “Oh, you have got to be kidding me.”

Toothless screeched.

The Red Death ate rocks.

Hiccup turned slowly back to her, his expression somewhere between hysterical laughter and absolute disbelief. “You mean to tell me… that if we had just thrown some rocks at you, this entire war wouldn’t have happened?!”

The Red Death made a low, grumpy sound.

Hiccup ran a hand down his face. “Oh, this must be some kind of a universal joke.”

Toothless smacked him with his tail.

Then, before Hiccup could fully process what was happening, the Red Death lowered her head. Closer. Closer still. Until her forehead nearly touched him.

Hiccup went still.

Something unspoken passed between them.

The weight in his chest—that feeling—grew stronger.

And suddenly, it clicked.

She wasn’t looking at him like prey.

She wasn’t looking at him like a threat.

She was looking at him like…

An heir.

Hiccup barely had time to open his mouth before Toothless body-slammed him.

The Night Fury let out a furious series of grumbles, nudging Hiccup away from the massive dragon with a very clear absolutely not, you tiny idiot, do NOT adopt the giant murder monster. Or get adopted by it.

Hiccup really doesn't know where this is going but it's his life right now, he has to figure it out eventually.

[lsunstreakerl]

okay but now I'm picturing search history max laughingly mentioning that sim rig story to the younger drivers in some attempt at like "you gotta keep doing what works for you even if other people think it is silly!" but all the rookies are like "names. now. Who Did This" bc they're ready to square up

liam has a walking dead baseball bat, ollie has Ferrari Rage, bubbles and hadjar will throw hands with anyone, the list keeps going.

it does not matter that the people in question are some legendary figures in the paddock but the younger drivers (especially the baby bulls) do not give a singular fuck about that. pissing off paddock legends is practically a redbull rite of passage

[bisexualmultifandommess]

Mac and Dennis thinking Charlie can be really gross but still clinging to him any chance they get is so funny to me.

[lexithwrites]

Jartylus but it’s Reg and Barty constantly making James flustered and shy and giggle