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hinamie · 5 months ago

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10 years later

#my art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk fanart #jujutsu kaisen fanart #yuji itadori #fushiguro megumi #nobara kugisaki #itafushi #itafushikugi #jjk spoilers #jjk manga spoilers #least heterosexual group photo ive ever drawn tbh #u have the kings of subtle pda and their judgy lesbian third wheel #this does remind me a lot of the kind of art i used to do jhgdjghdfj #specifically that one furuba main trio piece i did forever ago. same vibe better art #anyway......i tried my best........ i tried so hard #i do not know how old they look . the goal was 25/26 but atp i've gaslit myself into thinking they look the same #especially megumi im so . throws hands in the air in defeat #but idk what else i can do cries at least i like it??? i think???????#i don't know!!! if they look younger than 25 whatever!!!!!!!!#why is it so hard fr me to make chars look older im gna slam my head against the door #maybe its fine. idc <- (lie)#in other news itfs are married fight me abt it . yuuji rockin the right hand ring fr Lack Of Finger reasons #also i am Eating nobara's fit . she might also look a bit younger than intended the more i look at her gDI why cant i have nice things #new hairstyle carrying tbh. i think she would a. grow it out and b. switch the side she parts it on to make Seeing easier #god just take it all tht really matters 2 me is low pony nobara and Rings On Fingers itfs #i did my time in yoi i know how to make wedding bands Work

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joffyworld · 4 days ago

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BLOO YOU OWN MY SOUL I SWEAR TO GOD YOU HAVE USED YOUR IMMENSE SKILLS FOR EVIL ONCE AGAIN AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

I’m preparing for WAR!!! And the war is against all of those who wanna take my Kal- THEYRE MINEEE- /silly

Also these shitposts definitely aren’t canon- Emery does nottt act like this lmao

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purplepuggy · 19 days ago

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the face phil makes when dan says something that means he has to drop the AmazingPhil persona and shift into Supportive Partner Phil. you know the one. its in the eyes.

#'you do have a personality' coversation from mukbang 1 gets me every TIME bro #ive been chronologically rewatching hiatus era content if you cant tell #phan #married fuckers

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wishchip106 · 2 months ago

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just thinking about erik making his house accessible on genosha

all the other mutants wondering why this tall guy made all his furniture low to the ground

they express their concerns about his back

then it all makes sense when he brings charles to live on genosha

“Oh he was just down bad this whole time”

bro looks like an egg. smooth ass dome

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d4ydream-girl · 10 months ago

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comments from smosh cast + crew on shourtney's wedding post!!

ft. mythical, thomas sanders, macdoesit, and www.chess.com?? lol

#courtney miller #shayne topp #smosh #shourtney wedding #shourtney #smoshblr #if i missed comments... umm im not going thru those comments again i cant think straight #thought it was funny how some of the smosh gang are also acting confused in the comments AS IF THEYRE NOT IN ON IT #theyre REALLYYY selling it if its just a prank #real or not i KNOW they were all laughing around the office abt this #the battle btw angela damien and sarah trying to get first LMAO #this day is going to go down in smosh history as the day the the fandom broke #tbh real or not im just really impressed with this whole thing #even if im dying for answers #head vs heart ykwim #“guys its literally april fools” vs “guys theyre literally married now”#now watch me try to tag as many ppls names as i can TT #angela giarratana #chanse mccrary #amanda lehan canto #anthony padilla #damien haas #sarah whittle #arasha lalani #noah grossman #olivia sui #trevor evarts #tommy bowe #ian hecox #spencer agnew

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spaceinvadeeer · 2 months ago

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sigh. guess fucking what.

#1986.png #i come back to life around holidays to pine for the married couple #might be an excuse to draw chub and moobs haha who knoooooooows #the lilies of the valley are hand embroidered.... ber wanted to push his sewing skills #i seriously cant believe im back at it lmao time to spread my wings and leap off into the oblivion that will surely swallow me #n e way if some of my old moots still follow me hi hello hiiii long time no see #and ofc welcome to ppl who are only stumbling on my stuff now #illustration #hws #hetalia #hws finland #hws sweden #tino väinämöinen #berwald oxenstierna #hetalia world stars

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st4rch1ld404 · 1 year ago

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hes pretty <3

#bg3 #gale of waterdeep #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #bg3 gale #baldur's gate 3 gale #baldurs gate 3 #god let me marry him #i cant believe hes not real #ill keep being delusional thinking id have a chance w him anyway #uwuwu #let me hug him atleast #my art

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disgracefulthings · 5 months ago

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AU where Luo Binghe is actually Shang Qinghua's son. Shang Qinghua has a one night stand with hot demon lord Tianlang-Jun, and the system decides to change up the story to make Shang Qinghua pregnant with the protagonist. Because of this Tianlang-Jun eventually ends up with Su Xiyan, who does not die this time because she isn't pregnant. (She and Shang Qinghua can become friends and does not mind that he is carrying her lover's child). Eventually Mobei-Jun comes into the picture, upset that his servant has been seeing other demons (Shang Qinghua has to reassure him that he's still completely loyal to Mobei-Jun, it's just Tianlang-Jun is really good at the sex. For some reason this does not make things better). Mobei-Jun decides to be the best step dad and tries to out dad Tianlang-Jun (and hints how he could totally be a better lover than he was).

Meanwhile Shang Qinghua tries to avoid the death flags that comes with being the protagonist's mother, and it eventually comes to him being kidnapped by the Hua Huan Palace Master, but he is saved by his new family, Mobei-Jun+Tianlang-Jun+Su Xiyan, and maybe some of his sect siblings because they've learned to appreciate him (and maybe they're a little afraid that the sect might fall apart without him)

And they all live happily ever after!

(Years down the line when Luo Binghe is an adult, and the system decides to spit out Shen Yuan who is very confused with what happened with PIDW. Shang Qinghua is fine with his son falling in love with his favorite anti-fan because he knows no one will love him more than peerless cucumber does)

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eddiediaaz · 8 months ago

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spin the wheel and get a 9-1-1 character:

(poll inspired by this one)

#has this been done already??#i'm sorry if it has lol #911 abc #911 #tumblr polls #polls #anyway i got may and i feel a bit awkward saying it since she's 8 years younger than me but i have to marry her #cause i cant kill her ofc #she's darling

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nerdyqueerr · 9 months ago

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The Amazing Devil truly knocked it out of the park with Fair in terms of love songs i mean its got everything. Domesticity, deep adoration, confessions of love when youre sure no one else can hear, a that's what she said joke, yogurt, genuinely dont think there's a more romantic song on the face of the earth

#its everything 2 me you dont understand #the 'him' in that song.... hes so me #need to have a word with joey batey and madeleine hyland abt this one fr #god. the thats what she says joke almost reduces me to tears sometimes.#how unreasonably in love i am with everything you do!!!!#i cant even pick more lines from the verses to quote like its all so. waugh.#they werent lying that devil sure can amazing #their constant ability to marry small ridiculpus mundane things with profound metaphorical epic things really shines in Fair. idk #every time i see a bad taylor swift lyric in the next few days ill just listen to some tad to cleanse my soul #my shit #the amazing devil

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yuwuta · 9 days ago

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katsuki might be a little rough, brash to those who don’t know him, he might bluff with fake threats but even then it’s all talk and much milder when directed at you than at his friends. because katsuki is kind, he’s reasonable, he’s gentle, he’s a lover through and through. he doesn’t even ever really get mad at you, and when you’re mad at him, he doesn’t let that be either. the only time he’s mean is when he’s being nice to you; when he’s being so gentle and willing and willing and willing to be kind to you even amongst your frustration that it feels smothering, almost as if you’re undeserving of his rationality and patience. he doesn’t think so, and he won’t change his mind on it, either. he loves you and you’re precious to him so you’re going to have to get used to it and get over it because he won’t stop

#that audio that's like 'i cant marry you you're too nice to me!' 'what does that even mean?????' is so him. cries #also i dont even think hes like. mean in bed #again rough sure thats always good 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ and overhwhelming and overstimulating #and teasing yes yes #but mean? like i dont.... think hes capable of it. like he would never be mean to u he loves u that doesn compute #and if u ask him to be mean hes just gonna overwhelm u with kindness. it's such a specific and special kind of torture #like ur giving him the silent treatment and hes making pancakes for ur and shoving them in front of u #because 'idc if ur mad u have to eat and take care of yourself.'#like. im gonna kick something #katsuki x reader #katsuki bakugo x reader #mha x reader #bnha x reader

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bowenoke · 1 year ago

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big problem with the perimeter covering videos is that they restart my "dig a big hole" disease. like i had plans. i have builds i wanna make. i also should be asleep. instead im selecting the perfect chunks to build a hole straight to bedrock. in my hardcore world. i am sure this will have 0 consequences.

#bo hardcore #did i wake up early to play minecraft before the day starts?? you cant prove anything.#my coworkers ask if i did anything fun this weekend and i think the fact that i dont drink much makes me seem like. very straightlaced.#like they all assume im married bc i never go out. but really its that if i were hungover on a weekend i could not wake up early to dig a

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trader-scars · 3 months ago

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what is it about the life series that makes it so no one can form normal alliances and instead in every single series they end up in weird pseudo married relationships