#THESE ASKS

[itadoreyu]

jay do u think yuuji cries when he eats pussy …

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

it’s overwhelming how heavenly your puffy folds and slick walls feels against his tongue, he’s so painfully hard it makes him whimper and on the verge of tears, especially when he’s restraining himself from releasing before making you cum

[kirbyfigure]

hi!! can you make some twitter usernames with "angel" or "cyber/web/digital", please? thank you! <3

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[mossy-paws]

Trick or treat!!!!

We have quite the fine selection of candy this day!

[notanislander]

Beautiful Person Award. Once you are given this award, you’re suppose to paste it in the ask of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you’re beautiful inside and out! 💕

Awe!! Thank you @kickdrumheart68❤️❤️❤️

You filled my (coffee)cup this morning

[iwatcheditbegin]

Y’all I don’t think Taylor was saying it’s okay to mock her love life now….this skit is literally mocking the gp and their obsession with her personal life.

[blehblarghblah]

happy new year <333

happy new year Anon!

[scoups4lyfe]

DO NOT LET THE ONI DRIVE!!!!!

[koobiie]

shoutout to everyone who wants to infodump but cant string together coherent thoughts to form sentences and instead just look at you like this

[square-opossums]

watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?

it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"

the cycle continues let me out of here

guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture

[sadclowncentral]

i had a dream that time travel was invented and too many people choose to travel back in time to save the titanic from sinking (the question of whether unsinking of the titanic deserved so much attention in the face of human history was the subject of both heavy academic and online discourse), which caused a rift in the space-time-continuum that led to the titanic showing up indiscriminately all over the world’s oceans and sea in various states of sinking.

this caused a lot of issues both in terms of fixing said space-time-continuum and in terms of nautical navigation, and after a long and heavy battle in the international maritime organization it was decided that the bureaucratic burden of dealing with this was to be upon Ireland, much to their dismay. the Irish Government then released an app for all sailors and seafarers so they could report titanic sightings during their journeys, even though they heavily dissuaded you from reporting them given the paperwork it caused.

anyway i woke up with a clear image of the app in my head and needed to recreate it for all of you:

[mamatater]

The spouse is getting curious about tumblr

[amartworks]

had a fun experience on the subway the other day

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

its so brave that you have such a 2012-coded url in this 2024 world

would you call a bear brave for standing in a new construction suburb or would you recognize the unfamiliar world they built around him

[sirompp]

hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

[bonesandthebees]

one of the most infuriating things about becoming an adult is when you realize that it actually is 10x easier to solve problems by making a phone call vs literally any other communication method

[aevallare]

do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question