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afe veio só encher o saco a @mila-carat 😂😂😂
#dá pra encher outra tela de notificação sua kkkkkkk#não mas sério sono davvero felice que stai qui sul tumblr#sai che sono troppo solitario e c'ho paura di parlar con gli altri#por causa do passado então é legal avere alguém che conosco qui con me#HEY MY OTHER 7 FOLLOWERS IF YOU LIKE KPOP SEVENTEEN THE GUY ON HER PROFILE WHOSE NAME I DON'T KNOW#THEN GO FOLLOW MY COUSIN#SHE'S AMAZING
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Yeah, so this is lazy but just something I randomly thought about and wanted to doodle! Remembered this and thought about how they are both aro! Even though Aim is ace, too, I thought it was fun.
Creamer is just the best babysitter. XD
Aim by @zu-is-here
Creamer by me! And yes I missed his bday again
#undertale au#my art#undertale multiverse#sansest#sanscest#fluffynightkiller#cross x dream#dream x cross#fluffynight#fluffynight ship kid#cream ship kid#coffee creamer#aim#i just know that creamer would be so proud of his cousin if he met him later on#someone to relate to and always happy to give advice while aim was figuring it out#and yeee hes wearing a dress and he looks cute doing it#months later this is what my followers get lol#uni is going well just tired rn#gonna go drink coffee#utmv ship kids#post dark cream#doodles
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“I don’t want to do this.”
“C’mon, you know weddings are fun! You’ll be fine.”
“It’s not the actual shindig that’s the issue; it’s the traveling four states over to get there. That drive is gonna take me like, twelve hours. Be glad you’re a borrower and don’t have to travel for cousins’ weddings.”
“Dude, you’re joking, right? Last year my brother had a destination wedding, two blocks down the street at that house with the big birdbath. It took me three weeks to travel there. I had to fight a CHIPMUNK.”
“Goddamn.”
“I wish I could have drove. The birdbath pool party reception ruled, though.”
“Oh, nice. Open bar?”
“Tinies don’t do that. It was Open Bottle. One open bottle of rum, and we were thriving.”
“Fuck yeah.”
#g/t#giant tiny#theres like three different punchlines i could have ended it on here but i just kept going#im going to a wedding this weekend which will be fun. BUT THE DRIVE 😭#a nurse testing me for vertigo told me i have the worst case of motion sickness she ever saw#and she worked there for like. thirty years.#me and long car rides do NOT mix#alcohol mention#tw alcohol mention#its going to be an extremely religious wedding too. my cousins follow a v rigid denomination#which i dont judge like believe what u want! but they are super traditional#im gonna walk in with my green hair and cunty dress and the inlaws r gonna throw rocks at me 😭#my mom asked me to wear leggings and a jacket to ‘avoid a family fight’#which if it was just ME affected then i wouldnt care. but i dont want my aunt to give my mom shit :/#anyways im bringing my weed pen so itll be okay 💖
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Haven't posted too much since this week was hectic [😩], so it me after a slightly longer jog earlier (thankfully it's warm enough to sensibly go jogging) and then coming back to trim the beard/shave some 🪒🚿😌
#ore no kao#[i feel like since sticking with the beard through 'rona it's grown on me#so now i like having it around some during the winter lol]#also hi to the quite-a-few cute new people/mutuals following whatever it is i'm doing here 👋🏽#[missed out on my cousin's 6pm dinner party w/ a sis or two but in my defense it was already past 5 and that was an 1hr30m trek to BK lol#didnt get to squeeze in the gym like i hoped but bright side of going tmrw is the one cute front desk guy should be there lol hmm]#my trainer getting me to jog has been a nice thing to keep up since our sessions ended
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im so glad im not the only person that looks at seungmin and goes "❓tism❓" bc he is Way Too Relatable to me as a person w autism
yeah..... like I say it in jest but also..... well, yk. sometimes you notice something and you notice something and you notice something and you go Hmmmm
#enby-peep#lol its funny for me personally bc i see a lot of stuff that reminds me of my cousins daughter........ and shes autistic#but everyone in our family constantly and my cousin especially is like Shes you. You are her. Youre so alike.#So you were autistic and that explains your childhood#and i was like Um. I dont know :) i dont know........ i refused it and then i went to the psych for my adhd#he was like 🤨 can you fill out these sheets... and it was to see if i was hitting the markers#and i was hitting them. I was hitting them out the park but i also knew exactly what to answer... not to hear it#so i just answered it... incorrectly to myself. anyway that was 3 yrs ago and i still go ???? why did you lie ??? wtf#so. maybe my seungmin commentary is sometimes a commentary on myself also#but its the same reason being sent to therapy as a teenager didnt work on me bc i knew exactly what to say to be#told what i wanted to hear- youre a mature smart young woman- youre good. id just lie to hear that even if it wasnt actually helpful#and i succeeded. Im a great actress. i didnt want help i wanted to be perceived as normal and i was for a minute. incorrectly.#and probably negatively maybe if i didnt lie i'd be different now but I did and I did it again 3 yrs ago but..... I think ive finally left#idk. my weird obsession with being 'normal' behind- i dont follow the script as much as i did before and im much more honest about how i am#this is an insane set of tags LMAO#so sorry#i dont talk about this stuff often and its An Anniversary today i accidentally used this ask as an emotional dumping ground#some people have journals (seungmin) i have tags on a tumblr post#peace and love on planet earth
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our souls unite on the celestial plane and we learn that i am the only one that can bring you back from the brink of insanity in every universe and you saved my life as a child over and over again and i never gave up on you, even when the world was falling to pieces, reinventing itself into the worst possible version and you were at the forefront, and youre in a SITUATIONSHIP??? this is why men shouldn't having fucking RIGHTS. they always RUSH THINGS. a WOMEN would know what this is, which is a NORMAL FRIENDSHIP. a BASIC one even. group project partners that you never see again ass friendship requirements i can't believe men dont consider this the bare level of being friends this is why theyre so emotionally shut off everyone thank arcane for shining light onto this terribly darkened subject
#i also call you my partner#thats pretty damning#also my writhing in agony was metaphorically compared to your writhing in pleasure#so#as you can see arcane made me want to kms#ill probably rewatch it nbd#force my homophobic cousin to watch the caitvi sex scene#arcane#caitvi#jayvik#jayce talis#viktor arcane#rip mel love you girl#i support the polycule tbh i think theyd follow her sorry not sorry thats my personal canon#jayvikmel#dont care theyre my favorite ever#not arguing about it you think jayce is picking between them absolutely not get on the polycule bandwagon were going to noxia#this is obviously a joke btw disclaimer cause yall can be really dumb sometimes 🫡#my posts#text post
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why was windblume day 2 a wilder rollercoaster than the actual archon quest
#PLEASE LORD ANYTHING BUT ''WE'RE FRIENDS AND COUSINS TOO''#WHY DID THEY PUT CYNO LORE AS THE POST QUEST HIDDEN INTERACTION (GO TO THE LIBRARY IF YOU DK)#WHY DID THEY FOLLOW UP THE BEMUSING NO HOMO SCENE WITH THE MOST WHOLESOME REALISTIC BONDING SCENE BETWEEN COLLEI AND SUCROSE#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA#genshin impact#genshin spoilers#holy moly this is the most timely i've been in ages#albedo#cyno#tighnari#collei#sucrose#lisa minci#my art#by mildly distraught I mean I didn't realise how invested I was until I felt like I got a pie to the face#this event quest broke me so bad I reverted to the base instinct of meme redraws
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thought I just had about my HTTYD/The Deep AU. I’m still working out how to tie in plot lines from The Deep into the story, since the vast majority of the first part of the story follows the HTTYD timeline, and this story takes place in the HTTYD universe, so I’ve only just started thinking about characters outside of the Nektons and a little bit the Dark Orca pirates. HOWEVER.
All I can think of for Alpheus is him hearing his long thought dead little cousin just turned up alive, and he’s ready to show up dramatically to introduce himself, as one does. He’s not sure why Fontaine seems so eager for his reaction to her little brother, especially after vehemently arguing with him through letters about Alpheus meeting her long lost baby brother to begin with (Alpheus asked more as a courtesy or gesture of manners, he was going to meet Ant regardless of what Fontaine said). He swaggers on to the Nektons home, ready to make an impression as the dramatic, somewhat redeemed by this point, and awe-inspiring, cool older cousin to his newest little cousin, because before Ant he had Fontaine, who was never impressed with him at all.
Alpheus is totally ready to be the coolest, most dramatic guy ever…and promptly freaks out upon meeting his little cousin because why is there a Night Fury in the house-
#Alpheus was super excited to actually meet Ant here#because the only cousin experience he’s ever had in this story is Fontaine#who would bully him about his hair and clothes#he’s ready for a nicer and more impressionable cousin who’s not going to make him cry in a corner when no one’s watching#he doesn’t get that far because of the Night Fury chilling in the corner of the living room#Ant’s insistence the apparent ‘Toothless’ isn’t going to hurt him doesn’t convince Alpheus at all#the deep 2015#the deep cartoon#ant nekton#antaeus nekton#fontaine nekton#alpheus benthos#httyd#im not even sure if this is how it’ll go in the story#i just thought the mental picture of Alpheus freaking out over Toothless was funny#oh my gosh Alpheus and Dagur. that’s a felony waiting to happen#edit: adding following tag#httyd/the deep crossover
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2024 character wrapped!! tysm @roseeblue for the tag <3
raffaella "lila" cerullo - l'amica geniale // armand - interview with the vampire // claudia - interview with the vampire // saira sherwani - we are lady parts // lottie matthews - yellowjackets // tai turner - yellowjackets // abigail hobbs - hannibal // captain flint - black sails // will graham - hannibal
bonus: adult versions of lila, lottie and tai cause i love them too much to exclude them
no pressure tags: @raffaella-cerullo @elizabeth-mitchells @roseandsalt
#i think this may be the first tag game i do in this blog omg#i think it covers my year pretty well#wild how most of these are characters i watched for the first time this year. all except tai and lottie cause they've been here for long<3#will and abigail were my beggining of the year (my cousins were soo tired of me during the summer yapping and yapping about them)#then i made this blog and in came iwtv black sails walp and finally l'amica geniale <3#which are all shows i discovered through here !! sooo thankful of u wonderful people i follow with great taste !!!#i feel like i watched more stuff but these are the characters i remember going the most crazy for#tag game#lila cerullo#armand#claudia eparvier#saira sherwani#lottie matthews#taissa turner#abigail hobbs#captain flint#will graham#my post ♡
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Tom and Jack are brothers - mainly DPxMLB (can be DPxDCxMLB)
It was clear from the moment Jack was born that he was Gina’s son, no one could doubt that overzealous nature, and while Tom didn't have the same level of entustatsum as his mother and brother it didn't mean he wasn't an excitable person either. Truly Roland had no idea how he didn't die living with them, the man didn't realize how much he was like them nor really saw how much Jack would go on to be like him in some ways.
One thing was for certain the boys loved their parents, the Fenton luck and sanguine as well as the Dupain passion and vigor were ever-present in the household growing up. Gina loved her boys very much, they were the only reason she stuck in one place for so long. However, she was able to convince Roland to take them all over the U.S. and Europe.
Jack went on to have a passion for inventing and ghosts, both of which Roland looked down upon but Gina was his biggest supporter followed by Tom. Tom ended up enjoying baking with his father. (Jack tended to forget a meal or two when he got too into his work. So it worked out.)
Jack would move out (taking his mother’s maiden name) and go to college in Wisconsin and meet Vlad and Maddie and fall in love and all that! Tom though opens a bakery a few years of baking for some personal events and such, and meets Sabine who moved to Paris to go to school, they fall in love and she takes business courses to help better run the bakery. Roland does his…thing and he never approved of Jack’s hobbies either, “that's not what job a family man takes on” or something, he of course doesn't try to contact him. He gets to be a grumpy old man in (guilty) peace.
Tom and Jack have never missed anything, they're best friends and each other’s biggest supporters. Best man, holiday’s, etc. So of course they make sure their kids have plenty of meetings despite being an ocean away. They couldn't have been happier that their kids were so close in age, which meant they wouldn't struggle to connect.
It was quick to be seen none of the kids showed signs of the Dupain shape, oh well maybe they’d still get the strength? Or perhaps the Fenton luck would just be much stronger. To say where the kids got their size from was an understatement, and to say very amusing to their wives and mother.
Marinette loved her cousins and didn't like how it was only every so often she got to see them. And her aunt and uncle were very cool, and reminded her of Nonna Gina. It was fun to see Uncle Jack lift her papa up, he was the only person she’d ever seen who could pick up her papa.
Jazz and Danny loved the Dupain-Chengs, they seemed to help level their parents out and they actually set aside their ghost obsession to just be a family. Not to mention they made the best food, going to their home was the best, you never got attacked by the food!
Jazz, Marinette, and Danny were as thick as thieves as their dads were, they were a unit. Which meant Marinette had called Jazz and Danny after she had taken the earrings off, and Danny had called Marinette to tell her about how he was dealing with his powers after dying.
And the next time the Fenton’s came to the Dupain-Cheng’s maybe Marinette and Danny hugged a little longer and a little tighter than usual, and Jazz spent her time glued to the younger girl’s side.
#jack and tom are brothers#danny and jazz are practically marinette’s siblings#dp x mlb#this could totally also be a dp x dc x mlb#danny and marinette totally comforted each other through their bb#blond bullies#jazz tries to help Marinette through her crush ptsd. especially after socquline goes and can't be there for her#jazz definitely went and threatened chloé and kim after that. NO ONE hurts her baby cousin#that's why chloé wasn't so hands on the next year of school. she was scared of it getting back to jazz#in my head it’s marinette was born between jazz and danny#which means danny dies the year following ladybug becoming a thing#i haven't seen a single jack and tom being related and that is a crime. like ITS RIGHT THERE PEOPLE!!!#gina dupain’s madian name is fenton#like the similarities between the dupain’s and the fenton’s make my brain go brrrrr#blue eyed dark haired child who ends up being a hero because it’s needed and have parents that don't really pay attention to them so#it makes it easier to be a hero and has a very clear crush and has an older but close-in-age figure who will kick ass for them#also danny and marinette like getting the greatest responsibilities in the universe (if you ghostking danny route)#also let all three of these scrawny kids the dupain strength!!#it would be so funny#dp x mlb prompt#dp x mlb crossover
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@jjackfrost WHO DO YOU THINK TOOK YOUR BOOBS
#jjackfrost#cousin robin#this is not going in an art tag because it as alka says: cursed#sorry to my beloved followers for north's big naturals (naturally from robin)
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hello people who had to see their family today. what was the worst part of the day that you really need to get off your chest? i’ll start: my cousin’s husband made a weird fuckin… stripper joke about how i went through a door.
#feel free to reblog with your own#i feel gross rn#i had to go sideways through a broken door that wouldn’t open fully#and my mum went ‘that was a bit seductive’ which. not the time or place but we joke with each other like that so whatevs#but then my cousin’s husband went ‘be glad she didn’t drop down’ which. i beg your fucking pardon#i followed up with ‘hey in college you gotta do what you gotta do’#i may be a hermit and primary girlkisser but they don’t know that#and my cousin’s husband started backtracking and going ‘hey no one was asking about that’#good. now we’re both uncomfortable. fuck you
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My cousin, a published writer, a well-known poet in my country and a literature professor, for whom I've always been no.1 support ever since her first attempts at writing in high school, told me that I must stop writing as a hobby because that's her thing and since I'm writing fantasy mostly my writing could never have any important artistic value anyways.
#what happened was that i was feeling really down these past few days#like mental health dead in mariana trench#and i went to visit her because she lives like 10 minutes away and has a cat i can play with#but yesterday morning a friend of mine made a fanart (i guess i can call it that) of a fanfic i am writing for the five of them#she sent it to me and said she's also working on an actual painting on a camvas of her fave scene from my original story#and i was so surprised and exicted#that's actually a too mild description#and when i was visitting my cousin i showed her the pic of the drawing on my phone and explained it to her and she just said ....ehh..#and started texting someone#i was sitting there feeling stupid and thinking wow you could have at least praised my friend's art sytle or something#and when i was getting ready to leave she asked me if i was aware my writing has no artistic merit and fantasy is trivial literature#so i should just stop wasting time on that and focus on developing my art style more for her future poetry collections#i do the art for her book covers#and added how we already have an established writer in the family so i should focus on my role - becoming a good pharmacist#and she knows how much i hate that i'm studying pharmacy like it's the no.1 cause of me hating the direction in which my life is going#finished it off by saying she feels like what she's doing in going to be really great and important on a large scale one day#and how she wants me to continue being her shadow that follows and supports her#i left went home and started at a wall for hours#i just feel so dumb for getting excited over a silly drawing of something not more than 5 people will ever read#i genuinely hate the idea of people reading anything i write so most likely writing will just remain a hobby for me#and now i feel like the most stupid person on earth and am this close to deleting all my word documents from both my laptops
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god i cant believe we're ALL the gay cousin
#mine#im trans and uh. tbd? we'll go with queer for now#my sibling (SIBLING AAAGH) is nonbinary and bi#and our cousin is genderfluid and iii dont remember their sexuality but its not straight. i think they said pan?#also freaking out abt the sibling thing bc we dont follow each other online but i still check in on their stuff and THEY CAME OUT#AS NONBINARY!!! AAAAA WHAT THE FUCK (happy). wish he'd tell me irl though like bestie. i know already its OKAYYY ME TOO BITCH ME TOO#me biting my fist: hahahaha what if we all just came out to each other irl what then guys hahahaha#god. im the fucking zero rizz cousin too im gonna kms. they both have partners what the hyell#guys i didnt get the memo about us all dating someone come ON
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more Dragon Age, got to Unrest in the Alienage
#in my head my warden told him but the in-game dialogue options have him surprised#so in my head she told him but perhaps it was a bit confusing and he just assumed she meant her cousin’s wedding and he didn’t want to pry#a lot going on and the dialogue options are like 'we can talk about this later' or 'he died' but i think my warden would want to explain...#and alistair has been kinda lied to his whole life she does not want to be in that club#dragon age#dragon age origins#da: origins#alistair theirin#Alistair#kinda rewarding as a city elf to help them out of the situation she feels she causes..#and cool to see shianni bold and outspoken as ever…. I think she was always the outspoken one and the warden was afraid she’d get hurt#but couldn’t help but follow along to make sure she was okay… and I think soris is the nervous one who was always saying it’s a bad idea…#my art#warden tabris#tabris#my comics
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Okay, last one 🤭
“you’re like perfection (some kind of holiday)”
you’re like perfection (some kind of holiday)
Bobby hates Hallmark Movies. Every year the extended Shaw-Wilson clan got together and he was outvoted by his seven female cousins and he had to watch them.
Which is why he's so mad that he currently seems to be in one. After being sent to this tiny town by his boss to scope out some dinky December music festival for 'undiscovered talent', his rental gets stuck in a snowbank and he's literally rescued by a handsome Christmas tree farmer slash dog walker slash handyman slash math tutor. Who is cute. And full of joy and Christmas spirit. And perfect.
And maybe Bobby doesn't discover the Magic of Christmas, but he does discover his perfect Hallmark Dreamboat is an amazing country singer. The question is, what's he going to do about it?
Fake Fic Ask Game
#julie and the phantoms#bobbyxreggie#fanfic#fake fics#as scene breaks there's texts between Bobby and Carrie where Bobby is a grinch who is big mad about this hallmark au experience#and Carrie is LIVING FOR IT and making fun of him#until she steps up and becomes the cliché girl best friend(/cousin) character who tells Bobby to follow his heart#not sure if the ending would be cliche hallmark or Reggie is like: THANK FUCK A REAL JOB AND I GET TO GO TO THE CITY???? CAN MY DOG COME???#you think I like working ten odd jobs? fuck no I'm poor as shit!#but he remains bubbly and perfect and full of christmas spirit 10 years later when they get married in Smalltown Christmasville#yes it's a winter wedding#hallmark au#I wrote a thing
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