#THEIF KAY THEIF KAY

[neutrallyobsessed]

The new capcom cafe drawings and the lack of Kay were great for improving the Bunny Girl Kay population, so of course, I'm going to show you what I've done before all of that with a more traditional Bunny Girl Kay on a Great Yatagarasu Heist~!

(Maybe she should take out the Yatgarasu badge tho, she is going undercover ;P)

[pleasejustletpercyrest]

Obsessed with drawing these absolute FREAKS (I love them) (I should be medicated)

[hychlorions]

Which AA character do you think would deserve their own little spin-off the way Edgeworth had?

(My vote would be Klavier, I really want to have that one case from AJ about Klavier and Kristoph that was cut. And I would just loooooove to have some cases directly following Klavier's debut)

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Also I first didn't vibe as hard with Apollo as I did with Phoenix, Phoenix just immediately became my babygirl and it took a bit longer for me to warm up to him, but I feel like your blog made me love him a lot more! Love your takes on the characters

GOD ema. actually. like i've heard aai was supposed to be ema-centric and it would switch between past and future(?) just. GOD. I COULD'VE HAD EMA INVESTIGATIONS....

my next option would be they retcon the entirety of dd and soj and just give athena her own goddam trilogy

[ohheyshadow]

THE CUTIE PATOOTIE!!!!! plus glasses face i guess

day 19: partners-in-crime ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

[shhhhimwatchingthis]

Ace Attorney Investigations is The WeirdGirl Assistant game of all time you get:

Hapless but loveable #1 Edgeworth supporter, grown man and franchise icon Detective Dick Gumshoe

Return of the Queen Franziska Von Karma

Introduction of the teen the myth the legend: Kay Faraday, The Yatagarasu, modern day Robin Hood, theif of truth and justice

Franziska Von Karma again this time in the ultimate platonic ideal of a weirdgirl assistant: your 13 year old younger sister

and finally: Miles Edgeworth himself.

[oneday73333]

Hey yall ik its been a bit since I've updated I still love Top Gun however I have now taken a like to Arcane so this is a Lightcannon fic!

The Apple Juice Theif

TW:drugs kinda

"Jinx Where are you going?" her sister yells as Jinx scurries out the door. Leaving quickly…

"Out to dinner I'll be back," she screams.

Vi shouts something else but Jinx doesn’t care.

Apple juice, here I come, she thinks.

Vi told her about her girlfriend's yoga place but Jinx had forgotten where in piltover it was.

Oh Welllll, she thinks, Time to explore I guess, all I know is that I'm getting more juice tonight.

Walking down the street she sees a person glowing in a window. With the lights off.

Weird. She looks at the sign on the door that reads CL Yoga Inc. This is the place.

She tries the door but it's locked. However she finds a way in through an open window. She looks around for a fridge. And finds it. Across the room from this crazy ass light demon who is singing pop music to herself.

Great.

Just great.

She thinks.

Jinx makes it across the room without the girl noticing her, and gets to the jackpot. A fridge full of water bottles and apple juice?

One by one, as she quickly takes bottles of apple juice from the fridge, Jinx stares at the pretty girl having a concert with herself in the yoga studio glowing. Literally.

Shit

Jinx thinks to herself. She sees the girl running over.

Just as Jinx scurries to the door, she gets pounced on. Her, and the once cradled bottles scatter to the floor. The blondie who pounced on her now standing on her chest. She throws a glass bottle at Jinx who shortly gets back on her feet. Attempting to grab the beloved bottles. She feels restraint, and turns.

This bitch

She thinks.

“WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!” the mystery girl slams her against the glass door.

“Man, chill. I just want juice, it's not that deep.” Jinx tries to break free.

“What?” Blondie's voice lowers and her muscles relax. She looks at Jinx like she has five heads.

“LeT mE take the bottles and I'll leave you alone. Light bulb.” The girl returns to squishing Jinx, as if she was a moth, against the door.

“That insult stopped working years ago, and those juices are only for my students.”

Jinx rolls her eyes and the girl steps away. While walking to the light switch the girl says.

“Well then if you want apple juice you have to take a class and show me some yoga.” She turns Around and winks.

Jinx is now getting a full view of the pretty girl in front of her. Thinking…

I'd be down for a bit of yoga with her.

“If you insist.” Jinx rolls her eyes.

“Kay blueberry show me what you got.” They walk to the middle of the wood floor.

“That insult stopped working years ago.” She scoffs.

“I'm Luxanna but please, call me Lux” The blondie shares a charming smile.

“Jinx”

“Ahhh so you are the one my roommate hates.” Lux recalls.

“Damn no need to get personal I just want some juice.” She holds her hands in surrender.

“Oh my god I have a great idea. Go to the grocery store down the street.” Lux Scolds.

“That's not as fun as stealing some from the cute girl down the street.” Jinx pouts.

The blondie feels blush crawling across her cheeks. She then asks Jinx to show her a downward facing dog pose. After acing that they moved onto warrior one and two. One by one Luxanna led Jinx through different poses. Trying not to giggle as the blue haired girl bitches and moans.

It's about ten of ten when Lux Decides to let Jinx go through her last pose.

“ May I correct your form?” Lux smiles.

“ Sure thing Light Bulb ” Jinx winks, and Lux straightens the bottom leg in her scorpion giggling.

“You’re free, Jinx. Take your juice and go home.” She smiles, and within minutes the bottles return to Jinx's hands and she's on her way home.

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Jinx returned to her and Vi's house helping herself to the brand name apple juice earned from Lux. She gets stopped in her tracks…

“Where have you been?” Vi stops her, capturing her braid.

“That fancy yogurt studio your girlfriend owns.” She avoids eye contact admiring her bottle. “Hell, you didn't tell me her roommate was rich and sexy.” She plops on her sister's bed.

“ It's yoga, also Lux? And why were you going there for di-…You raided the fridge.” Vi shakes her head.

“Have an Apple Juice before it's gone.” Jinx winks.

“Get out.” Vi points to the door.

“Sir yes sir.” Jinx salutes.

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Jinx couldn't sleep that night. Thinking about Lux.

Her gold hair, blue eyes, thick thighs, and a voice which speaks a calm melody.

But more importantly

How did she do that thing with her body where she made herself glow and it radiated onto the whole room.

I'll never know unless…

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“ Lux, have you seen my eyeliner!?!?” Caitlyn panics.

“No but you can use mine.” Lux smiles.

“ Thank You.” Cait says.

The girls were getting ready for the Demacian Ball at the studio utilizing the wall of mirrors around them. Lux was nervous because she hasn't seen her family since she moved out so she decided to take Caitlyn as her plus one for moral support.

The door opens, the girls look over,instantly Caitlyn disappears to the bathroom.

“ Hey Jinx, what brings you here? We don't have classes on Sundays you know.” Lux giggles. The sun beaming through the windows illuminates her features in addition to the smoky grey ball gown with chrome accents.

“ Date me.”

“What?”

“What”

Shit.

Both girls blush. Jinx wants to crawl in a hole and die but she commits.

“Lux I wanna take you on a date uhhhhhh please?” She flashes the blondie puppy dog eyes.

“ That sounds amazing.” She Looks down.

The girls share their telephone info and they decide on a date for their date; next saturday evening.

“ Why you and Caitlyn dressed so fancy?” Jinx cocks her head.

“ Demacian Ball tonight!” Lux smiles. Jinx looks through the glass easily.

“ Nervous?”

“Uh yeah.” Lux looks at her in confusion. How could she tell?

“ Well I don't know why because your amazing. Have fun today.” Jinx smiles wich turns into a smirk as she walks towards the bathroom. “ Hiiiiiiiiiiiii Caitlynnnnnn you can come out of hidinggggg.”

Lux looks at her confused but she's captivated by Jinx's actions. Blue haired Vixen struts towards the yoga studio door.

“ Bye Jinx.” Blondie grins ear to ear.

“ Talk to ya toots.” Jinx blows a kiss and leaves. Cait reappears.

“ She did not just ask you out” Cait growls.

“SHE DIDDDDD.” Lux jumps; glows.

“ Say no!” Cait snaps Lux out of her trance.

“ What's wrong?” She shoots Cait a look.

“ Your reputation in your family is bad enough for leaving, I wonder what they will think when they hear you're dating piltover's most wanted criminal.” Cait steps towards her friend.

Lux's jaw drops she gasps.

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Music blasts. Vi doesn't even try to say Jinx's name as she walks over to the speaker and unplugs it.

“ What the fuck!”

“ I could ask the same thing to you. What's with the clothes everywhere?” She scoffs.

“ I have a date and I need something to wear now shoo.”

Vi did anything but that.

“ With who?” Vi starts Looking through the tiny pile of clothes.

“Luxanna Crownguard.” Jinx finally finds her favorite jorts with the heart shaped rips.

Vi's jaw drops “Lux? Like the blonde star guardian? Caits roommate?”

“ YuP!”

“ Awwwww have fun!” Vi coos.

Shortly Jinx kicks her sister out so she can change. She slides into the shorts and then replaces her well worn tank top with a clay color one sleeve blouse, then goes to the mirror.

3 miles away another girl looks in the mirror.

“ What should I do with my hair?” Lux says re-brushing her locks out in the bathroom in her and Caitlyn's apartment her friend sits on the bed in the other room.

“ How about a half up twist?” Caitlyn shouts.

“Thanks!” The blondie blushes just thinking about her night that awaits. Where Is she taking me? Lux thought.

The hair was done.

“ When's she coming?” Cait asks Lux as she walks out of the room.

“ Any Minute now she said 5:30.”

“ Hey, I wanna let you know. I'm happy That you're going on this date. I don't like Jinx but I haven't seen you this happy since the yoga studio opened and that makes me happier than you know.”

The door pounds before Lux can answer her best friend. The door opens.

“ Hi.” Lux blushes.

“ Good afternoon! COME ON!” Jinx pulls Lux through the door but is Shortly stopped by Cait.

“ Wait!” the girls turn around. “ Have her back by 10 no later. Lux I need to know where you are going at all times. Jinx… you break her heart I will find some damn way to break you.” Cait barks.

“ We are going to the book store you can calm down now richy rich.” Lux and Jinx finally leave.

“ THE BOOK STORE! WHERE? WHICH ONE?” Lux is buzzing, lighting up with joy.

“The two in Piltover and the one in Zaun. If it's okay with you maybe we could get some pacos or regular tacos. I know a guy who sells them!”

“What are pacos?” Lux says,looking puzzled.

“ pot plus taco equals paco.” Jinx confidently struts praying she doesn't scare the goddess right next to her.

“ definitely a regular one!” Lux smiles.

“ I wanna hold your hand.” Jinx looks at Lux.

“ You don't need to ask silly” Lux giggles, an invitation for Jinx to incases her hand in Lux's envelope.

And they walk off into the night with thoughts of books, pacos, and a new light.

-One_day

[cowboys-only]

The way I don’t even hate Robby. I just find it so hard to empathize with him because his fans act like he’s gods gift to cobra Kai and has never done anything wrong in his life ever.

Robby the theif, Robby the drug dealer, things that happened before he had ever met any of the other characters. Like yeah his parents sucked but he could have pulled a Tory and got a regular job, he didn’t need to resort to law breaking. He just did it because he wanted to, sorry.

Also I get that Johnny sucks and pays more attention to Miguel, and he really really should buck up and be a better person and parent, but he’s also still a person? Like imagine you got called a loser and a waste of space every time you tried to talk to someone, obviously he’s going to put a little bit more into the kid who still believes in him. He’s a parent and he should obviously take it but also,,,,, ouch like damn can you stop insulting me???

Like great Robby you joined cobra Kai because you had no where else to go, shaving hawks head will sure make that make sense. He wasn’t just using it as a place to sleep and eat, he was literally leading the charge.

Robby has proven that he can be a good person , but if you put all of his actions on a scale it’s pretty even. Just like the rest of the characters, he’s not worse than any of them, but he CERTAINLY not better.

[cyandreamzaceattorney]

✯ Ema, Kay and Maya ✯

So instead of doing the drawing for a fanfic that was done be beta read yesterday I instead drew Ema, Kay and Maya together based off a kinda unhinged hc that might disappear after I get back into played aai2 (I started playing it a bit but had to stop because, woah the beginning is very cool but very overwhelming for me!) but I don't care because this might be my favourite aa fanart I've made!

Idk why it is, but I had a lot of fun drawing this (even though I was outside for most of this drawings process and the sun is so fucken hot now, even though it's only SPRING!!!), I think it's because I kept on thinking about the hc that spawned this fanart, which I'll now explain!

Spoilers for aai1 and aa1/3/6 for rest of post

So at the end of aai1 Kay says she's not going to form the Yatagarasu until she finds two more members who are also cute girls her age and immediately my brain thought "wait Ema and Maya are around Kay's age what if..." and the more I thought about it the more I can see it working! Since Kay of course has little theif and a lot of knowledge from her Dad, Ema by aa6 is a forensic investigator and Maya is the head of the Kurain village spirit mediums which apparently still means something as sister bikini did say spirit mediums still had powerful ties after DL-6 (they just aren't as open about it).

Plus Maya is good friends with Phoenix, a lawyer, and both Kay and Ema are kinda co workers/friends to Miles, who's of course the cheif procecutor (though I feel like he'd not be as helpful as Phoenix lol so idk how useful this connection would be).So I feel like this trio would work really well as the next gen Yatagarasu trio XD but, because I haven't finished aai2 I am prepared for that to throw a wrench into my hc, but in that case this could always be an AU :3

[theweirdcobrakaifan]

I’m sorry but the fact that people (those new “cobra Kai fans” that say Daniel is a glazers) say that chozen would agreed with Johnny for what he said about Mr miyagi is so fucking horrible to me and fully wrong because if anything chozen would have did worse to Johnny then what Daniel did if he heard Johnny say that mr miyagi was a liar and theif and those people act like chozen wouldn’t agree with Daniel chozen would be on Daniel side 100% because he know fighting with anger and how it could lead you down a path of hate and he know that mr Miyagi is a good person and yes he has some flaws but he is still a good person

This is why I love chozen he literally Daniel like hero like he will go all out for Daniel 100%

He the only one that stick by him in s5 when Amanda left him and he was ready to cut off silver head chozen you are best boyfriend fr

[wildglitch]

Heres 25 fics I really wanna write but havent gotten around to yet

For those that wanna know before reading the list, the fandoms include are

Marvel, Spider-Man, Loki, DCU, Batman, Justice League, Pokemon, Shazam/Captain Marvel, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtels (The Last Ronin), Danny Phantom, Sonic the Hedgehog, Voltron, Gravity Falls, Over The Garden Wall, RWBY, Camp Camp, Rise Of The Guardiens, Star Wars (Rebels), Miraculos Ladybug and Chat Nori, Ninjago, How to Train Your Dragon, Final Space, My Hero Academia.

Thats one long list of fandoms-

I swear its not a big ass crossover fic with all these fandoms.

The rest of the Wiz! Fics. Though one of them is almost done

Winter dad fic. Peter is dealing, Bucky dosent remember him, but the solder definetly does.

Parksborn fic post NWH. Peter and Harry meet at collage and become roommates (this was canon for like a day lol) Harry has issues, Peter has more.

Parent Loki and Son Jack frost. I love the concept and already have some plot planned out

Billy Batson has somehow been the child host of Whiz radio for about 70 years

The Last Ronin Time Travel fic

Dadow time travel fic. A few fics continuing my first dadow fic starting with Silver in the future and present, and later on future shadow goes to the past. Its a lit if feels

Sonic was raised by egg man. No one knows this

5 times Sonic confused people by acting like tails dad, and the the on time tails suprised them by acting like his son

Babysitter James. Basically, the geovani is Ash's dad theory + What if team rocket are juat there to look after Ash theory. He takes him in, James becomes one of the best in team rocket, and as a sign of trust, he makes him be his newborns babysitter.

Back to Jack Frost, A fic following his time alone and time people he meet

Dead On Main fic were Jason despretly tries to keep his ghost boyfriend away from his family

Rosegarden Fic where Ruby and Oscar are childhood summer friends who lost contact.

Ezra time travel fic because Im obssesed with them

Skybridge fic taking place during Twin Suns because Im also obsesed with those fics

Dadvid fic. David Adopts Max and the 2 of them are trying to find a new normal

Pinecone lost in the woods fic.

MLB fix-It. Cat becomes a night time vigilante as a way to deal with the stress, lower class people become more fond of him.

Klance fic. Congratulations, you got through 15 fics before Klance appeared. Ex's au, Lance dose hate Keith foe a reason, they used to date. No one knows about this and think their just being stupid

Httyd fic where toothless wasnt discoverd in the first movie.

Final Space fic were Little Cato deals with the trauma if spending so many years alone.

Ninjago Kai fic for the Time he spent alone. I have talked about this before I think

RodyDeku reunion fic.

Nightguard Denki au. A Fnaf x Mha fic

Rai: The Phantom Theif of hero society. My TodoKami fic I have been trying to write since 2022

Thats the List. If your curiouse about any of these or just wanna bug me into finally writing them, let me know in my ask box.

[alias-sqbr]

The main cast of Jack Jeanne in a fantasy AU, inspired by trying to think of what sort of play would let Kai and Suzu play Jeannes. Partially traced from official art.

Fumi: Male elf bard

Kai: Human warrior queen

Neji: Elf magical girl

Kisa: Male halfling theif

Sou: Female dwarf with a big axe

Mitsuki: Male halfling mage

Suzu: Human female 'barbarian' warrior

Yes that is too many warriors for a balanced party but big weapons are too much fun.

[pleasejustletpercyrest]

Constantly thinking about quest deadlines. Like, I understand there needs to be not only the danger of monsters and gods and such, but also the clock ticking for the storyline to be so compelling, but also like DAMN you’re choosing 12 year olds to TRAVEL ACROSS THE COUNTRY and you’re giving them what? A week? 10 days? It varies, but every time WITHOUT FAIL the gods are like “oh yeah btw you know this life threatening journey? Be back on Monday”.

Additionally, they do this to kids, 12-15 year olds who have DISABILITIES!!! Bro can get an extra 30 minutes on a standardized test with an open book policy but GOD FORBID he gets more than seven days to fulfill a heroes quest. You can’t look at me and tell me this is not just another “tee hee fuck you” from the gods, like less than three days into their journey in the Lightning Thief, Percy, Annabeth and Grover were like “hey we have time, let’s go completely off track and go see the Gateway Arch! Let’s not take this margin of free time to try and get ahead, I wanna see some cool shit!” And I support them, I adore them, but really? You’re looking at Mr. Jackoff and his ragtag band of hyperactive, vaguely autistic preteens and you’re like “yeah they’re gonna get there on time”. Be SO FR right now.

[lvxybby]

Savior. Arthur Morgan x Reader. Part 2!

WARNING: MENTIONS OF RAPE, CUSSING (ofc) MENTIONS OF VIOLENCE.

("Italics" are thoughts. Regular font is speaking.)

𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞

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Arthur woke up to hear the pops of a fire. He was in a tent, on a bedroll. His chest was bandaged in all the spots he was cut by...

"That bastard."

Arthur forced himself to sit up, looking through the tiny flap of the tent.

He was expecting to see someone. But he surely wasn't expecting it to be you.

The way the fire lit up your face with the prettiest orange not even the sky could be.

The moon shone down on your beautiful hair.

Arthur never really looked at you the way he was now.

And, you and him weren't on good terms.

Not like him and Micah, but you weren't best friends like him and John either.

Back in Colter, when the gang had robbed Cornwall's train, you weren't listening to anyone at all.

After the whole robbery went bad and everyone had to help fight off an army of men, and finally made it back to camp, he cussed you out.

He yelled at you about how careless you were.

Yes he was mad,

But not because you weren't listening.

He was afraid you would get hurt.

But you took the wrong hint and have been ignoring him ever since.

Arthur thought after you guys had just moved into horseshoe overlook that you would start talking to him again. But you haven't.

Arthur dismissed the thought from his head and focused back on you.

You were cooking what looked like some plain game over the fire.

He watched a bit longer before sighing and laying back down.

Meanwhile, you were cooking some food for him so he could at least get something in his stomach. He looks starved. You were out here for him anyways so might as well help him.

After Arthur left for a while, Dutch sent you out to go look for him, claiming it will "fix the broken love story"

Dutch knew you were sweet on Arthur cause you would always tell him and Hosea and him about how you could imagine a future with Arthur.

You smiled at the thought, starting a family and living out in the West where you have been so deprived and moved further from.

Cooking dinner for him and your 2.5 kids every night. And sleeping in the same bed as him and seeing that handsome face first thing in the morning.

You would do anything to have that life.

But you don't.

And you don't see it coming any time soon.

Cause all you have been doing is running.

You can't escape from the government.

Even if you're dead.

Tears pricked your eyes at the thought of never leaving the life of an outlaw.

A killer.

A theif.

A liar.

You wiped your tears with the back of your hand and took a deep breath before standing up and making your way to the tent.

You felt your heart rate quicken... Were you gonna talk to him? You avoided contact cause you were afraid interactions would damage what "little" relationship you had left. Or that's what you thought.

You slowly pulled open the tent flap to see arthur looking at the top of the tent.

"I brought you food.. No no no.... Here you go... No.... I brought you some food and it might hurt to eat since you just got throat fucked but here! NO."

Thoughts of what to say invaded your mind. So you chose to stay silent

Didn't want to slip up and confess your feelings. Cause it sure feels like if you even open your mouth you'll have a word vomit.

Plus, arthur wouldn't want you. Surely.

He has... Or had Mary... And he told Lenny he wasn't looking for a relationship. Or at least that's what Lenny told you, but he wasn't too sure.

So instead you just tapped him.

"Hm?" He hummed.

You didn't reply, just holding your knife with a huge chunk of meat on it out to him.

"... 'Kay.. " he mumbled taking it.

You were going to leave him to eat and so you could calm down since your heart was faster than a race horse right now, but he stopped you.

"Wait..." Be said reaching out for your arm.

"Why ain't you talkin'?" He asked.

You avoided eye contact,

"I-..."

You stopped mid sentence.

"Spit it out" Arthur thought.

"Are you still mad at me?" You whispered.

He chuckled a bit.

"What? Mad? No no no. Why the hell would I be mad at 'chu" he said with a dumb smile on his face.

"Well... I.. Ever since that train robbery... And you yelled at me.... I thought you didn't wanna talk to me again.... And I didn't know if you were mad." You barely got out.

Yeah you left out some major details, but for the most part the truth was told.

He blinked a few times before speaking again.

"I weren't mad. I.. I didn't want you to get hurt. And I was just kinda frustrated... A lot of a shit went on that day... But I ain't mad" he said squeezing your arm to try and get you to focus on him.

"Yeah..." You mumbled before breaking his grip and leaving the tent.

"Get some rest..we gotta make it back to camp tomorrow" you said with your back turned to him.

.

.

You slept on the ground that night. It was uncomfortable as hell but you would rather let Arthur have the bedroll.

You woke up around 6:30. Arthur was already awake and dressed in a new outfit

"Found your stuff?" You spoke sitting up.

"Was it supposed to be hard to find?" He joked.

"No." You mumbled.

By 7:00 you left the tiny temporary camp.

"So uhm... How are you feeling?" You asked him.

"Fine. Nothin' you needa worry about"

The ride back to camp was slow, stopping a few times to eat or get some rest. But you made it back.

"Ah yes, my finest of people are back" you heard dutch exclaim.

You dismounted and gave Dutch a warm smile before making your way to your tent.

You heard Dutch and Arthur talk but couldn't make out what they were saying.

It didn't bug you though, they should have privacy.

But then again it was. You wanted to know what they were saying.

You wanted to know everything.

.

.

Arthur lied in his tent for what seemed like hours but only a few minutes had passed.

You were in his mind.

The picture his mind took of you sitting at the fire, the orange glow highlighting your features perfectly. The moonlight shining on your hair.

You were beautiful, a true piece of art.

One that couldn't be damaged.

Cause no matter what he thought you were so pretty.

He sat up, snatching his journal from the "end table" which was really a few boxes stacked on top with a cloth over it.

He studied the mental image of you and drew every little detail of you down.

From the shape of your nose, to how many lashes you have.

And when he was done, he had his most favorite drawing right in his hands.

[universaln0b0dy]

Rotten dreams (twisted wonderland x oc) incorrect quotes

(please keep in mind for this that Lydia looks and sounds like she hasn't slept in ten years)

Crowley: Oh my [fucking ]sevens, what the fuck was that?

Lydia: Me reactivation my brain functions, I couldn't stand your bullshit

Crowley: you are very rude, but I was talking about how your leg twisted the other way and nothing happened.

Lydia: Oh, dying ten times made me ✨flexible ✨

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Lydia: I got that opposite rizz. The second I start talking we are immediately on bad terms.

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Carter: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold?

Lydia: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house.

Ruggie: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million.

Lydia: Good thinking.

(This trio probably only works in mu universe but 🤷‍♀️)

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Sam: Would a Ms. Lydia please come to the front desk?

Lydia, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Sam: points to Ace, Deuce and Grim

Sam: I believe they belong to you?

Ace, deuce and grim, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Lydia: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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Riddle: *Screams*

Lydia: *Screams louder to establish dominance*

Trey: Should we do something?

Carter: No, I want to see who wins

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Crowley: Listen, I can explain...

Crewel: You’re making $500,000 and you’re only gonna pay me $30,000?

Sam: You’re getting 30 grand? I’m getting $1,000!

Lydia: You guys are getting paid?

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Lydia: I’d like to offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals.

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Lydia: If there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until I get back.

Carter: Of course. I can't flip this table by myself.

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Lydia: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.

Ramshakle Ghosts: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.

Lydia: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?

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Lydia as soon as Crowley tells her there is a problem: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

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(lydia has to relearn english)

Lydia: A theif.

Riddle: Thief?

Lydia: Theif.

Riddle: I before E, except after C.

Lydia: Thceif.

Riddle: No.

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Lydia: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.

Deuce:

Ace:

Carter:

Grim:

Everyone Else At lydias Surprise Birthday Party:

Deuce: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Lydia: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.

Deuce: The cow???

Lydia: What?

Ace: Deuce, W H Y?

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Lydia: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Ruggie: I think you mean cards.

Lydia, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.

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Ace: lydia isn’t answering her phone

Grim: I’ll call

Ace: Deuce and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Lydia: Hello?

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Ortho: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Lilia: Not if they consent to it.

Lydia: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Idia: YES?!?

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Lydia , walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here.

Ace: Hey.

Sebek: Hi.

Epel: Hello.

Jack : Hey!

Lydia : I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only!

Deuce: We were out of Doritos.

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*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*

Carter : Thanks fam!

Lydia: oh no

Rook: *cries* I love you too

Jamil: Sounds fake but okay

Ruggie: can i get a refund?

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Lydia : Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Ace: >:O language

Deuce: Yeah watch your fucking language

Epel: OKAY WHO TAUGHT DEUCE THE FUCK WORD?

Jack : 'The fuck word'.

Sebek: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Deuce: Oh my god they censored it

Jack : Say fuck, Sebek.

Deuce: Do it, Sebek. Say fuck.

Hehe he I am looking forward to posting the actual story

[rosie-tyler]

Full on believe that the writers made chozen go back to Okinawa before the whole Johnny and Daniel argument because they knew that Johnny wouldn’t even have been able to finsh that sentence about mr miyagi being a liar and theif if chozen was there because chozen would have kicked his ass right there wouldn’t even let Johnny get the sentence out

And I also believe that he definitely would have went after Tory and helped her calm down or calm everyone down and let them take a break and definitely he would have agreed with Daniel and Amanda about stopping the fight

I never thought about it that way, but I now I can see that!

They removed Chozen so sudden, didn't even give a sort of goodbye scene! Like Daniel seeing Chozen off and Chozen comforting Daniel about the Miyagi thing, smth like this!

And oh boy, don't even get me started on Chozen&Tory!

Ome of the problems of Cobra Kai for me is they ignore/don't develop some really good dynamics, and Chozen&Tory is absolutely one of them! I liked this little scene of them so much. Finally, a perfect good karate dad for Tory! Someone who understands her!

Can't wait to see more of their dynamic in S6, now that Tory must be so lost after Cobra Kai thing and joining a new dojo full of people that can despise her! Reminds me of post tkk2 Chozen, would be so interesting to see them-

[robby-bobby-tommy]

Another AU. No DL-6. Byrne gets very close to finding out the identity of the ringleader, so the smuggling ring decided to act. Instead of killing Byrne, Callisto had to expose him for being Yatagarasu. Mack Rell still kills Deid Mann and during his trial Byrne is accused. But, unlike the original, trial continues and more and more evidence point at Faraday. But suddenly Badd appears, starting to give the testimony. After a few words he says something that only the real yatagarasu would know. When Callisto starts questioning him, Badd plays dumb, but ultimately admits to being the legendary thief. He says that he used his friendship with Byrne to gain access to different companies and position as a Detective to hide the evidence. Byrne is shocked, since he understands that his friend is now taking all of the blame for his own. However Badd doesn't back down and continues to disprove Byrne's allegations. The court was adjourned and Mack Rell is pronounced guilty. Tyrell is arrested. Callisto did what she wanted by immobilising Yatagarasu and leaves (???). Gregory and Eddie (Ray) hear about the case and want to prove Badd's innocence, but he refuses. Despite all their reasoning he refuses to have them as lawyers and even refuses his right to a lawyer. But despite this, Ray (Eddie) finds a way for them to represent Badd in court. Ray (Eddie) switched to being a state lawyer and asks Gregory to be his judicial assistant, so Tyrell can't get away from them. They meet Faraday, who looks 10 years older because of the shock. Badd took all the blame, because he wanted to protect Byrne and, most importantly, Kay. +Badd didn't want to make Gregory compliciant, so doesn't invite him to the trio/defence. Thus begins the story of mysterious theif that poses the question: are all the truths should be revealed?