#THE WINK KILLS ME

[ratatatastic]

adam going "its good to get the first [goal] out of the way 😉" and turned and made the most possibly cheesiest wink i have ever seen in my life

[willyhoos]

i read a fic that changed my brain chemistry and now i can't stop thinking about a universe where amy works for eggman... and metamy ensues. naturally. you know the drill by now. also roboticized sonic theory because it makes it more deliciously potent.

DESERT ROSE: A prickly young girl with terrifying strength and a love for the finer things in life, like frilly dresses and deadly high-powered machinery. She thinks maintenance is a romantic couples activity. Not only is the "desert rose" highly poisonous, it can't really be considered a rose, can it…? However, its resilience means it could bloom even in a rusty scrapyard...

notes for the au under cut!

rose believes metal sonic when he says he is the original. he hasn't told her what happened. that he failed to save her. that he failed to save everyone. that there was a time when he was organic like she is. he just said "the other sonic is the copy" and she said "okay! let's kill him :)"

metal sonic is constantly torn between guilt and adoration at who rose has grown into. she became so much stronger. strong enough to protect herself - strong enough, even, to protect him (if he ever let her, that is. he might not be a hero any more but it's burned into his core forever that > KEEP AMY ROSE SAFE is a KEY goal.) on the other hand... he feels like he remembers someone different. a girl who loved animals and flowers and sunshine. who would give her life to protect everything she's now destroying. but his memories are so fuzzy...

i'm not so sure that amy would be big on programming and constructing machines herself, but she's always eager to "test" them... and it goes without saying she is frankly terrifying when she wants to be and is a beast on the battlefield

what a helpful young lady! im so glad i didn't just kill her!! - eggman probably.

"wait if rose calls metal sonic 'sonic' then. what does she call sonic" -> she calls him faker. copycat. knockoff. off-brand. etc. in short, she doesn't acknowledge him by name

i have the feeling that metal sonic is a bit more... enthusiastic? i guess? about his mission in this universe. it's not "ME VS. EVERYONE WHO COULD HAVE LOVED ME HAD I NOT FAILED" its "ROSE AND I VS. THEM" don't get me wrong he's furious and undead and vengeful and jealous and still insane. but. i think rose helps jog the vaguest of memories of who he used to be? unfortunately the person he used to be is a hero so i also imagine he's ever so slightly more conflicted in this universe... ("the old amy wouldn't have liked this, would the old me feel the same?")

codependence is my favorite flavor so i imagine metal really, really, REALLY appreciates having rose around. someone who is kind to him. someone who believes that he used to be more than this, and treats him like maybe he isn't worth less after all... i imagine if sonic ever tried recruiting amy, metal would go BALLISTIC. "YOU ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING ELSE. YOU CAN'T HAVE HER TOO." she's mine -> she's my (partner) she's my (memory) she's my (friend) she's my (tether) she's my (hope) she's my (rose)

metal sonic is. (gestures) metal. and he lives in a metal box on a metal ship surrounded by metal debris. but down the hall there is a single remaining rose. and in this state she is perfectly preserved. nothing can hurt her. eggman can't hurt her if she's on his payroll, huh...?

i can't put it into words properly (and ive tried) but the idea of "killer metal robot (whose objective is to destroy natural life) falls in love with a gentle girl named rose" makes me start frothing at the mouth. just shut up. why don't you hold his hand too. and he can't FEEL it like he should . and it hurts. and it's infuriating. but he Can tell that her pulse is higher than average and the temperature of her cheeks are strangely high. and he supposes that can comfort him for now.

i feel a little "if i had to choose between the world and sonic i would choose sonic" vibe.

this took me so incredibly long so if it flops im dropping out of college.

i wanna update these designs later, these are just the beginning concepts for the au :)

[basil--and--sage]

*Somewhere in a tavern in Middle Earth*

Thorin (plastered, sitting down heavily): I did it, just like you said! I walked up to Master Baggins, bit my lip suggestively and all he did was to look at me in disbelief and swiftly walk away! It is hopeless!

Fíli (equally shit-faced): Aww uncle, not good. Show me exactly what you did.

Thorin:

Fíli:

Thorin:

Fíli: Just a thought, but maybe try to bite your bottom lip next time?

[my-jokes-are-my-armour]

I let the pro make better gifs but I had to make my potato ones 😁🥰

[mixyyyx3]

Whaaaaaaaattttt? What are you talking about? I did NOT just make nickloon art just as an exuse to show my new hcs!!!! Whatttt noooo🤣🤣🤣🤣your crazy!!!!!!

[stars278]

Nick Cartell and Nick Rehberger (Valjean & Javert in Les Mis US Tour) get asked if they believe in Valvert 😉🤫🥰

(I had to make these into gifs their smiles at the end are brilliant!)

[moonpaw]

I love unhinged women

[eldritchdilf]

House and Wilson gag of all time

[rainysorarts]

hong'er had a plan this year. It didn't work out as intended.

[hellonerf]

whenever ame grins like this i have to prepare myself mentally. she's genki she's a funny funny funny girl. energy beams directed towards you and me and the viewers. ameame!!!

[sitcomhomo]

jeeves and wooster - a plan for gussie (s2: ep2)

[astro-nomaly]

I could make. So many of these

[savage-rhi]

😭😂

[anastasiapullingteeth]

Sir, what is even this look???

[thelaundrybitch]

JUPITER ASCENDING FAN??

Fucking enormous.

I love this movie so gd much.

You likey too???

[jinkieswouldyoulookatthis]