#THE TOMATO OMG
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I know the watcher situation is bad and all, and theres alot to criticise, but look at how funny the recommended emojis under Stevens' instagram post talking about it is 😭😭😭
#watcher#steven lim#ryan bergara#shane madej#puppet history#ghost files#mystery files#lmaooo#THE TOMATO OMG#JUST NOTICED HAHAH#in all seriousness tho what the hell#watcher entertainment
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HYUNJIN | CHK CHK BOOM ZIP
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woe, guyjohn be upon ye
#guyjohn#the guyjohn archives#help me#my art lol#guy gardner#john stewart#green lantern#EEEEWWWWWWW GET A ROOM#BOOO TOMATO TOMATO TOMATO#if this doesn’t reach the intended audience i will fucking cry#the toothpick panel is LITERALLY like rhat like why was he sitting there like ‘omg ur literally so cool 😋😋’
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obsessed with the way he completely takes over this scene? it feels like the kids accidentally walked into his episode instead of him being a minor character in theirs
#video#calvin fischoeder#bobs burgers#me @ landlords irl boooo tomato tomato#me @ calvin fischoeder okay yayyyyy :3 it's so silly and quirky when he's just your pal until he wants something omg what a guy 😍😍😍#what are they putting in the water i need to hunt him for sport
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Maybe I'll color it later...
#i heard that audio and thought omg this fits so well#because of course Lucifer would say a phrase he's heard in a way it could be misinterpreted#and of course Alastor is all red like a tomato#appleradio#radioapple#hazbin hotel art#hazbin alastor#hazbin lucifer#hazbin hotel#art#my art#sketch#doodle#duckiedeer#strawberry shortcake#hazbin memes#artists on tumblr#crap i forgot Alastor's antlers... welp. guess he's a bunny now
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i can already see wctwt deciding that tawnycrow is actually Cute and Well written within like a week of the book releasing. maybe earlier. you could put a rock down infront of this fandom and tell them its a mountain and theyd believe you
#warrior cats#changing skies spoilers#i cant do it guys i cant do another arc of everyone gaslighting themselves into thinking the main ship is actually good#wctwts reaction to tawnycrow: omg haha this is so funny whaaaat#wctumblrs reaction to tawnycrow: i need a bottle#this blog is my dumping ground for things i could never say on wctwt without getting tomatoes thrown at me
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my prof is playing ace attorney music while waiting for more students?????
#.docx#IT'W THE GUMSHOE THEMEEEEE#OMG#tell me why this is the soundtrack of the countdown to my classmates inevitably throwing tomatoes at me for my fuckass film
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GUYYYYSSSSSSSS GUYS SHAUYSYSGkqgdkdihhi
#dandys world#me#vee#vee dandys world#astro#astro dandys world#veestro#VEESTROOOO#Hey everyone. Veestro#BOO BOO#TOMATO#🍅🍅🍅VEESTRO SUCKS#boooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅#me and my boyfriend#hes wiwerry astro#lesbian#HAHHDIZ#im so funny#thats enough yapping omg
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my favorite scully moments from s5
in episode 1, we see the tomato poster on her wall, and i love it so much <3
shortly after, she has a confrontation with skinner:
“and what about your lie, agent scully? what does it lead to?”
“the truth- about the men behind what happened to me, about my abduction and the tests, about being exposed to something against my will, about being put on a table and having something implanted in me and then having my memory stolen, only to have it returned along with a disease that i was given” <- the way skinner was concerned for her safety but she took it as a challenge, getting angrier and angrier throughout the scene- OOOH, it was just SO good!
and when she finds that she was exposed to the mysterious substance from the ice core, she says “if my work with agent mulder has tested the foundation of my beliefs, science has been and continues to be my guiding light… now i’m again relying on its familiar and systematic methods to arrive at a truth” <- YES!!!!! SCIENCE!!! coming back to what has saved her over and over again and has been the basis of her life's work!! and the admission that her beliefs have been challenged by the things they've found!! i love this quote so much!! i want to analyze it forever!
in episode 2, mulder arrives at her hospital bed while her cancer is worsening, explaining his theory that the microchip he found will cure her. bill gets mad at him for suggesting something so ridiculous. she diffuses the tension by saying that everyone has their hearts in the right place, but it needs to be her choice (very diplomatic; she's clearly the middle child) and then decides that she will move forward with the procedure, choosing to take a risk and choosing hope... trusting mulder... augh. the symbolism of it all...
in episode 4, scully arrives in mulder’s motel room with cheese and wine, ready to relax, with this killer line: “however, i must remind you, this goes against the bureau’s policy of male and female agents consorting in the same motel room while on assignment” (and then she is SO sad when he runs off to investigate something instead of enjoying hangout time, telling him he needs to work on his communication skills😟)
another bug fact moment with scully in episode 4 when she starts telling mulder about tick metabolism!! i love bug facts with scully!!
later, she's staring intently at the dead mothman and says “there has to be a scientific explanation for this” which is just so Her. (also, she shot and killed mothman with her amazing aim, which deserves its own shoutout)
the striped suit in episode 5......... good LORD!!!
in episode 6, she sees bill’s heavily pregnant wife tara and loudly declares “you’re HUGE!” which was SO cute
later, when she is worried that the phone isn’t working properly because she kept getting mysterious calls, she dials mulder's number. she doesn’t say a word when he picks up; she just listens to his voice. the intimacy of this moment makes me want to cry.
her episode 10 beach outfit! showing up to maine in a t shirt that says "maine", so you know she bought it before she even rolled up! renting that convertible! telling mulder that she is going to hang up now!
(i'm imagining how she was preparing for her trip and must have bought a shirt that says her destination on it, and it is SO funny/cute/nerdy)
scully episode 10 one-liners shoutout moment: “people say she’s a witch” “well, that’s not the first time for that accusation in these parts” and then later her dry remark on “new england hospitality” after someone slams the door in her face
she was SO dedicated to not getting involved with that dumbass haunted doll case. even though the local cops had no idea what they were doing and she had to walk them through it with baby steps, she kept saying “well! that sucks for y’all. let me go visit the beach now” and i was DYING. she was COMMITTED to that rest. and rightfully so!
bubble bath time with classical music and reading “affirmations for women who do too much” <3
jack the policeman takes her to get lobster and she is utterly shocked at the size of the creature, saying “that looks like something out of jules verne. we’re supposed to eat that?” <- NERD! nerd! i was blushing and giggling.
i’m barely exaggerating when i say that scully putting that haunted doll in the microwave might be the best moment of the whole show.
she also calls mulder and asks about the prevalence of evil dolls in occult literature, because she does not give a damn if this thing is a demon or a ghoul while she’s off the clock, she just needs it to leave her alone, and i respect that SO much
in episode 11, she’s very cranky to be woken up by mulder at 2:45 AM to poke around and investigate, and i don’t blame her!!
they’re trying to figure out what messages this dead hacker left behind when she points out the obvious (“anyone, uh, think to check his email?”) and the reaction from mulder and the lone gunmen is PRICELESS
(she also looks SO impressed when mulder figures out a series of random numbers is an ID for a shipping container. i swear she wanted him there)
her visible attraction to esther/invisgoth- i saw that tackling scene, the hand to the chest, the bullying (“what was your role in all of this? were you the bass player?”), scully's reaction to learning her name is esther, that face she made when esther asks “are you gonna take off my cuffs, or do i have to do this with my tongue?” ... scully. i know what you are.
and she is SO pissed off when esther takes her hostage- mulder calls while she's driving, and she picks up with the most flat and angry voice you can imagine: “where are you? it sounds like you’re driving” “you are correct, sir” 😐
but then esther starts sobbing in her car, and scully comforts her, putting her arm on her shoulder, as if moments ago there was not a gun to her face- because she is fundamentally a kind person and will offer a shoulder to cry on, even to this annoying, attractive goth lady who kidnapped her <3
(she also climbs onto a tractor trailer to tell a guy not to drive over the exploding bridge, which i thought was funny because she just gets right up there)
later in episode 11, she has to decide between killing this AI thing that will ruin the whole world or saving mulder, and she picks saving mulder with zero hesitation!!!!!!! and then carries him to safety!!! and tries to save esther, too!!!
there are SO many excellent moments in episode 12, but a special shoutout to: “first of all, if the family of ronnie strickland does indeed decide to sue the FBI for, i think the figure is $446 million, then you and i will most certainly be codefendants. and second of all… i don’t even HAVE a second of all, mulder! i’m in this as deep as you are, and i’m not even the one that overreacted! i didn’t do the (gesturing) with the thing!” <- scully being so mad she’s at a loss for words is SO funny to me!!!
she has to do an autopsy and lets out the saddest yeehaw ever recorded when her scalpel blade slips out (AND when she finds mushroom pizza in the dead guy's stomach, she thinks it sounds so good she orders some for herself... scully, you are so weird and i love you)
then when she finds more pizza in the second dead guy, she immediately realizes mulder is in danger, and runs back to save him from a teenage vampire!!!!
when mulder renounces his belief in the extraterrestrial in episode 13, she jokingly says her work here is done and tells him to have a nice life <3
she also grows to be cassandra’s defender, sticking up for her despite her eccentric story of alien abduction after she notices the parallels between their experiences; she breaks her agreement with spender to leave her alone because she needs to warn her that if she removes the implant, she will get very sick (!! again!!! her kindness!!!)
scully IMMEDIATELY noticing that mulder is being weird as hell in episode 18, but not knowing it is because he is undercover, and straight up confronting him about it (“i expect you to give me an answer. i expect you to tell me the truth” <- YEAH, YOU TELL HIM GIRL!)
and her accusing the motel worker of giving someone else her keys so she could figure out where tf mulder went: “who are you?” “who am i? who is he?!” and of course “are you the wife?” “not even close” <- oh she was so mad she suddenly knew how to lie!!! i watched that scene three times and laughed each time!
she’s also MAD AS HELL when she gets brought before the CIA representative and skinner and it killed me: “what the hell is going on?” “i apologize for our methods. they may well have saved agent mulder’s life” “what about my life? i don’t appreciate being run off the road” <- STOP RUNNING HER OFF OF ROADS!!! she knows her value and she is worth more than that!!!
but when they ask her if she’s suspicious of mulder’s actions lately, she IMMEDIATELY denies it. she might think that he is up to no good, but how DARE an outside party accuse him of this?!? this cannot be! she will defend his honor!!
(and breaking into his motel room to fix his finger........)
doctor nerd moments in episode 18 as she looks at bacteria and says “it looks like a streptococcus!” and then realizes it cannot be that, because “strep wouldn’t be able to survive any kind of exposure to the environment” (and then her incredibly confident “my research indicates that it was almost certainly developed domestically"... yeah, dr. scully MD is ON the CASE!!!)
when mulder gets all pissy in episode 19 because he thinks skinner is sending them on a busywork trip, she sets him straight: “you’re saying ‘i’ a lot. i heard ‘we’” <- ONCE AGAIN: GET HIS ASS!
sticking by her guns in episode 19 and refusing to autopsy the body and fuel mulder’s delusions (until she later is forced to)
later, he’s being held in the hospital, and the nurse refuses to let her see him, so she bursts in with her gun just in time to save him from some evil bug creature!!!
she holds gibson’s hand in episode 20, comforting him and walking him back to his room after he underwent testing <3 and later she chats with him about how his powers work while he watches cartoons; he says she doesn’t care what other people think, and she promises that no one will hurt him </3
then she brings the data she gathered from the testing to the lone gunmen, tells them to analyze it “with an eye to the parapsychological”, AND gets the tea on diana. truly a woman of action!
#so many good moments this season omg#the key takeaway here is i love that she is equal parts nerd and noir detective. it is so essential to her character.#yes i can shoot and kill mothman and yes i will take down this suspect with ease and yes i will save a million lives with science#but also i'm going to infodump about bugs and have a tomato poster on my wall and buy a silly tourist shirt before i even get to the beach#arguably a perfect character#anyway! this took a while so i hope i can get the other two posts up soon!#was thinking about making a list of best skinner moments from this season as well because he really had some good ones#so if you feel strongly on that let me know and maybe i'll share!#dana scully#the x files#txf
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Moje manchego 🍅🫒🧅🐟
¿Hay hambre?
@sarten_y_cazo
#hay hambre#hambre#comer#comida#food#foodie#foodies#moje#moje manchego#foodporn#pornfood#yummy#tasty#omg#españa#comida española#spain#spanish#spanish food#eat#eating#umami#tomate#tomato#tuna#egg
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Konoha 11 thinking Kakashi and Gai’s new matching necklaces are so cute and Kiba being the only one who knows what they really mean and being so embarrassed
#hc that biting and marking are a way to claim their partner#and their scent gets changed similar to the one claiming so other Inizuka / Hatake know they’re w someone#and eternity collars are a way to claim them outside of those in the clans#both are a huge hit in the Inizuka and Hatake clans#kiba is so embarrassed because he can smell the difference on them on top of the collars#his mom finds out and pats Kakashi on the back for finding the one and Kiba is in the corner redder than a tomato cuz that’s the Hokage omg#sins Kakashi#sins Gai#sins kkg#sins konoha 11#sins kiba#Kakagai#kiba inuzuka#spelt inuzuka wrong but that’s too many tags to fix whatever -_-
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they need to add new crops to minecraft im gonna explode
#farming in minecraft my beloved...#no like it's SO FUN#i like making them look pretty and have all the nice looking crops#beetroot is pretty as a crop#and potato#and carrot#very good very nice#blah blah!#minecraft#pleeeeease minecraft im begging u#i need like#tomatoes in it#AND MORE ANIMALS#omg#mineblr#not 75 stuff
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venus is gay theres going to be a gay romance
lol yeah Kinda. I'm not entirely sure her sexuality besides 'she has a crush on Morgan.'
Morgan, btw, is a agender (purely they/them) herbology witch with no real leanings towards either gender presentation or otherwise
(they're my council library intern from Seer Twins au who kinda shows up in the background of all my fics now because i got attached.)
but yeah, i think Morgan and Venus will end up having a gay little romance going on in the background. It's not something i'll ever focus on but the idea of them having a cute slow burn romance is just too adorable to pass up. (like Venus realizes they always study plants so they'll go out of their way to find plant books and leave them at the desk Morgan normally sits at so they will find them. Morgan not really knowing how to react to that so they just start leaving tomatoes at Venus's desk as a thank you. that sort of thing.)
I'm pretty sure by the time the good future events happen (ie. Raphie stealing his kids from the lab) Morgan and Venus are married with their own place in the Hidden City. They also either have a (or are in the process of having a) bio kid that they grew in the garden like a fkign cabbage patch kid.
I might end up drawing some things for these two but idk what so yeah.
Thank you!
#asks#tmnt#rottmnt#rise venus#oc morgan#venus/morgan#i guess?#omg#i just had the thought of morgan giving venus a tomato plant#like as a ''i really like you and tomato plants are my favorite thing so i'm giving one to you to say i really like you'' thing#and venus realizes this is a pretty big thing for Morgan#but she knows nothing about keeping plants alive#so she's like panic calling Donnie b/c she can NOT let this plant die#and he's the only one she knows with even the slightest plant experience#sorry but these two being awkward gays together has me lol
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Pro tip: if you're spending prolonged periods of time doing physically-demanding jobs where you need to move around a fair bit, lift heavy things, and overall put a lot of pressure on your muscles, do NOT be stupid like me and remember to eat 👍
#how tf is almost midnight#last time i ate was when my sister called. at 16h. no wonder i feel about to pass out#i DID drink water but omg#of course i forgot to take out my chikin from the freezer 🥲 just my luck#it's okay. i can do some turkey sausage / mushroom sauté and put some tomato sauce and parmesan and call it a day#it takes about the same time as needed for pasta 👍👍👍👍👍#i love you mushrooms i love you fresh pork-free sausages i love you tomato sauce#i even have some grapes i was supposed to bring with me as i worked but i forgor#liddol snail brain made an oopsie 🥺#i was gonna peel a carrot to add it too but honestly i might just munch on it rn while the stuff gets ready#i wish we could peel carrots the way we do bananas. cus i'd LOVE to carry them around but have having to peel them#(i think i might just do a bunch and have them ready on the fridge)#when will my cringe fail pathetic emo guy show up to feed me carrots and fruit while i do hot girl stuff?#🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺#darya talks to herself
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eddie was steve’s sexual awakening this and tommy h was steve’s sexual awakening that. no. steve’s bisexual awakening was aragorn slamming open the doors of helm’s deep in the second lord of the rings movie thank you very much.
#modern au#ofc#am i projecting?#hahahahahah no ❤️#this is canon#i’m sure eddie & steve bond over this when they meet#omg or#canon era au where they’re married by the time the movies come out#and when they watch the two towers and the scene comes on#they turn to each other in unison while blushing like a tomato#again not projecting#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#mine
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[just as a quick little starry update for those i have interacts going on with- im going to prioritize finishing the current part of Descent i have going before i put my next replies out!
i do apologize to the two of you that like Just answered my asks- we will get to it though!! i just dont wanna bury Green n Descent completely under four diff rp chains,, but i do have answers drafted up for almost everything- its just delayed cus i wanna add images too but i need to focus all in on the current thing im doing for descent ^^']
#not mn#delete later#[i lovee doing interactions but god i struggle to juggle between things ehajknsd#i have to LOCK IN for the um. special. im working on for descent#so this goes out to monochrome.. blue tears.. pixel blue.. n elias now-#id love to send out n answer more but i dont wanna bite off anymore than i can chew >_< doin the art is what takes most of my focus#idk if ill get to stuff within a few days or in a while but. ill pop back to those after the descent thing!#i hope yall understand urhjndkls..]#[in the meantime for more if anyone wants 2 do diff interactive stuff.. ik hell would loveee for green to make friends. or enemies.#tomato tomahto! or just more asks in general]#[its been fun to see those asks going on ^^ i love the grinch]#((omg yeah dont bury him.....#alive......))
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