#THE D WORD

[jennhoney]

If I’m noping this what am I even doing there?

[trashbaget]

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[epuiseeparmedia]

Dino Baggio is worried the doping products they used in their hey days caused the cancers and subsequent deaths of some of his former teammates in the last weeks.

« We didn’t take strange products because there were percentages to respect »👀

Some also blamed the products used in taking care the football fields which…

I know Monsanto is modern Satan but really a footballer is not breathing pesticides the way a farmer is.

[krysmcscience]

I have some questions about karaoke night, Alex Hirsch. Very Important Questions. Which I will happily scream at a poor hapless baby triangle who can have no answers for me, and possibly also does not have object permanence yet.

Follow-up that is I guess suggestive, but let's be real here, Bill's a fucking triangle:

Dude slipped right into his birthday suit, lmao

this is so stupid :D

Anyway, I don't care what anyone says, this brilliant individual knows what's up - Bill is absolutely way more of a monsterfucker than Ford could or ever will be, full stop.

[taimanzano]

One of one. One, alone, one.

[morganbritton132]

17 year old, CEO Tim Drake canceling a press conference and then putting out a statement like, “Sorry for canceling last min, Alfred said that he was going to run my laptop through the dishwasher if I didn’t clean my room. I think he’d do it :/. Also, wasn’t really in the mood. Cya -Tim.”

[expelliarmus]

[incredubious]

2022 acesan dump

[mournfulroses]

D.H. Lawrence, from a letter featured in The Selected Letters of D. H. Lawrence wr. in November 1923

[evermorepeyton]

no girl do not talk to me about ao3

[vaxxildamn]

finally…… the legendary Level 20 Scissor Gal-adin

[flowerytale]

D. H. Lawrence, from Lady Chatterley’s Lover

[beccawise7]

There is nothing quite as beautiful as being openly yourself with another and completely accepted for who you are.

~beccawise7 💜🖤

[epuiseeparmedia]

So… is nobody wondering who snitched on Pogba?

One guy from Juventus who hasn’t played for months and was benched that day is tested the very first match of the season and I am supposed to believe it was bad luck? And he got the worst sentence ever given? And everyone is “so sorry for him”, the French nt coach, United players, even the Italian antidoping director?

Look I am not saying Allegri is my main suspect but… I will not be surprised if the club wanted to get rid of an injured player impossible to sell on high salary.

Well, if he was part of the traitors at United, it’s fate he was betrayed back. If he wasn’t, he can later become a coach like Guardiola since that stuff does not really matter.

[wlwwerewolfie]

Big fan of scary and intimidating femmes turning into big crybabies when they get fucked by their butch! Poor femme getting so strapdrunk they can only reply with the words "Mhm," "more," or "please" because they're too stupid to speak without wailing or whining. They don't trust themselves to form words because they know they'll sound like a dumb, needy mess, and their butch will make fun of them and mock them and call them a stupid girl! The poor femme wouldn't even be able to defend themselves, and they'd have to agree that they are a stupid girl!!

[panrao]

Spoilers, it's dysphoria