#THE BIG K.O.
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retrocgads · 11 months ago
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UK 1987
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10bendog · 1 year ago
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Finally, here's part 3 of the CN City art!
As I promised last time, I'm posting this last piece today to commemorate a very special occasion - my 25th Birthday THE 1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF CN AKUMAS' COMPLETION!
These drawings were really fun to make. I'm totally planning on doing some more in the future. Gotta rep more CN shows, after all. :D Maybe I'll make ones for the seasonal events or sth. I'll think about it.
"This is Cartoon Network."
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Last, but not least, here's, again, the full renders of the characters in the piece. :D
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k4pp4-8 · 1 year ago
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murdercide626 · 6 months ago
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Ever since I was a little kid I've loved robots, so when I saw this tier list I had to make one of my own. lol
As before, if characters have multiple versions of themselves from different adaptations I opted to just pick one to avoid clutter.
Was also disappointed to see Tik-Tok from Return to Oz wasn't featured here, because he would have been put in the highest tier right next to Astro Boy! But oh well.
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bullbobb · 10 months ago
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I feel bad for K.O. :( imagine finding out your dad is gay AND purple
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panchambro · 1 year ago
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D.O.D.E was lying, nothing bad happened...right?
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In honor of the Alien from Push the Button making it to Tee K.O. 2, I drew this of them making their funny T-shirt.
Hope D.O.D.E. likes it :P
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eri-is-online · 5 months ago
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BOOM!Stobotnik but it's OK K.O. Lets's be heroes!
There is plenty more where these came from, but I'll hold off for the time being and make another big post with smaller doodles later
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retrocgads · 11 months ago
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UK 1987
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jaestelle · 6 months ago
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MERRY COBMAS!! From K.O.'s family to yours!
I thought about how big K.O.'s family became and the idea made me smile, so I wanted to show his big happy (reluctantly, at first...) family all together for the holidays!! I imagine this is his first Cobmas with a whole family, so it's extra special! (Any extra weird for Carol and Mr. Gar...)
Happy Holidays, folks! I'm only 40 minutes late lol (got carried away)
Boxman was in charge of decorating and built like 50 trees. I bet there's weird decor EVERYWHERE. Bro went all out and he is very proud of himself...
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p0lyn3sian · 8 months ago
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how would the slashers react when their jealous or sulking?
THIS ONE IS GOING TO BE INTERESTING YALL!!!
(Ahem, this drabble was definitely not rushed 🌚)
Slashers: Norman, RZ Michael, Thomas & Bubba, Chucky (Charles) & Tiffany, Billy & Stu, Jason, Sinclair Brothers (Bo, Vincent, & Lester), Carrie, Brahms & Billy Lenz, & The Lost Boys (David, Dwayne, Paul & Marko)!
S/O reacting to slashers when they're jealous/sulking!
Norman:
You love helping Norman around with the motel! You decided to be a receptionist, since Norman is going to take a break talking for a little while. While being the receptionist, you have to deal with rude, nice, and drunk people.. One of your customers was drunk, he decided to flirt with you right in front of Norman.
Most of his flirting was just sexual stuff at you. You were going to tell him to back off, but Norman took care of it. Instead of taking care of it the normal way, he smacked the man's head with a standing hanger for coats, leaving him on the floor with a bleeding spot on his head. (DRUNK MAN GOT K.O. BY NORMAN 💀.)
Realizing that it was his mother's personality that killed the man that was on the floor. You immediately calmed down his mother's persona and then Norman came back to you! He also saw the man on the floor, and looked back up at you and asked if it was his mother that did this. You nodded your head and you both then started to take the body somewhere in the forest. You both then head back into the motel, and Norman makes a hot tea for you to calm your nerves down, and that made you relaxed!
RZ Michael:
You are Michael's nurse, since none of the nurses wanted to be his caretaker. Michael has grown fond of you, because you don't care what anyone says and what you do! You would always give him praises of his arts and crafts, like his masks, drawings, etc!
Sometimes guards call you a weirdo for falling the likes of Michael, which you didn't give a single fuck. You mostly just ignore what people would say to you about Michael, even Dr. Loomis.. His book that he made about Michael is just full of shit, and just makes people more scared of him too. Some of the pages are true about Michael, but most were just pulled out of his ass! Like where did this old doctor get, "He likes to drink toilet water when he is young.." like you know damn well that those words came out of his ass and out onto his book like it was nothing.
There was this guard that likes you, but only sexually because he leaves so many women/men behind and finds new women/men to be his little toy. Which in no way in hell that you'll be his "toy" to play around with! While you were in the lunch room with Michael, Michael would always look at the guard that had been staring at him and you. Sometimes Michael tries to speak to you, but he decides not to, so you then turn around to see the same guard looking at you! You calmed down Michael saying that you could handle it.. (You full on kicked the guard in the nuts, put your hands on his neck and whammed him to the ground 🤣!!)
Thomas & Bubba:
You love these two so much, because of their personalities and their hands! Their hands are bigger than yours and you would always want to hold their hands or most likely squeeze their hand like it's a toy! You love to hangout with bubba by doing his makeup, dress up, or just doing something that he likes! You also love to hangout or help out with Thomas and his chores, sometimes he doesn't need your help with carrying the two big hays onto his shoulder for the cows to eat, it'll always make you blush because of his broad shoulders!
When these two are together, it's like a big scary dog and just a happy little dog! Thomas and Bubba would go with you and Mama Luda at work, because sometimes at home they have nothing to do. You and Luda work at the little gas station where you'll see people that are tourists/people that pass or mostly bikers that live here.. One of those bikers thought it was OKAY to flirt with you right in front of Thomas and Bubba! This biker must had some balls to do that right in front of these two!
While he was flirting with you, you then looked at Thomas and bubba, and those two were sharing looks at each other. You knew what was going to happen to this man, and it was going to be really painful for him.. You shoved the man to Thomas and Bubba, and did a little wave at him. These two immediately took him outside somewhere behind the gas station and started beating the fuck out of him. (After work, these two then got so many kisses and praises from you!!)
Chucky & Tiffany:
These two would be giving death glares at the person that's talking to you. The person decided to start flirting with you, after you helped them with the directions to the bathroom.. Unfortunately the man thought you were by yourself, which you were not at all, until Chucky and Tiffany came from behind the man.
Chucky put one of his hands on top of the dude's shoulder in a tight grip. He dragged the dude into the bathroom for a little "pep" talk. Tiffany then asked you questions if he was weird or if he was touching you, etc. One of you and Tiffany's favorite song came on, and immediately you and Tiffany danced together on the dance floor! (Meanwhile, Chucky did a full on martial arts on the dude, in the bathroom 💀.)
Chucky then came out of the bathroom, and saw that you and Tiffany were dancing together. He loved watching you two have fun, just smiling and laughing with no care at all! The song then ended, which you and Tiffany were breathing heavily and just laughing from all the dancing you both did! Chucky then walked to both of you and asked if it was time to go. You nodded and Tiffany answered with a yes. All three of you then walked out of the bar and headed home, laughing and smiling!
Billy & Stu:
With Billy and Stu, if there was a dude that decided to make flirtatious comments about what you are wearing. Billy would start giving him death glares and Stu would stop being goofy and give him death glares too. It sometimes scares you that Stu isn't laughing or goofing around anymore and acts like a twin of Billy.
These two are always jealous of someone talking to you. They pulled you away from the dude that was still flirting and walked over to the cafeteria for food. While you were busy eating and not paying attention, Billy went to where the dude was and started walking up to him. Stu grabbed your attention to make you laugh or talk about school and stuff.
Stu didn't get lunch, because he was in the negatives and he hasn't even paid a single penny on his lunches. So, Stu ate a big bite of your food and ate it in front of your face! Which made you sad and angry at him, you then didn't want to give Stu your attention anymore, because he ate your food! Stu poked and called your name, but you wouldn't even budge! Stu then started poking you at your sides, because that was where your ticklish spot was! You laughed and laughed and told Stu to stop, but he wouldn't so you smacked his hands for him to stop. You and Stu then laughed together, until Billy came out of nowhere and scared you two! (It scared you and Stu, and you knew it was a good scare because Stu screams like a girl if the scare really got him 🌚!!)
Jason:
Jason doesn't talk, only in sign language or through his body! You were glad that he had books of ASL so you knew what he was saying through his hand signs. There was an upcoming date where there was a party throwing here at camp crystal. Young adults these days don't understand that people are dying and being missing here at camp crystal, but their brains decided to say 'Fuck that, I just want to party and have fun!' and they die anyways once Jason kills them.
You told Jason that you wanted to see what the party would look like, and Jason then started shaking his head 'no' really fast. He hated the thought of you making out with another person, and it always makes Jason jealous! Jason would say some things about parties from his mother in sign language, and you thought it was really wholesome for Jason to look out for you! Instead going to the party, you told Jason that you would help him with the killing since you went to the store to buy some stuff for the cabin. You overheard a group of three girls that were in probably college, saying that the party will be a really big party. Almost a 100 of those students wanted to go, maybe a little more than that..
It was really cold outside, so everyone was inside the big cabin for the big party. You went around the big cabin locking all doors and windows, so that no one will get out once Jason goes and kills everyone in there. Jason already went inside before you did all the locking, you walked to a nearby window where no one could see you, and saw that Jason then struck at the first person he saw. Screams are being heard everywhere in the cabin, some people tried opening the door to run away, but it wouldn't budge so they ended up dying. After all the killing, you made hot chocolate for Jason and made snacks for him too!
Sinclair Brothers:
You would help Bo with the "tourists" that are coming by and just talk to them about the house of wax or something else. You'll also be with Vincent while he's waxing people, and you mostly just want to see his beautiful waxing! You also love hanging out with Lester and his dog, Jonsey! You and Lester will be driving around somewhere to get more stuff for the house, and come back to ambrose.
You and Lester left Ambrose to get more food for you guys, early in the morning. Coming back to ambrose, there was a group who were standing outside of their car. You and Lester realized their car was broken down, so the group asked you both if they could come with you both and make a phone call for a mechanic. You knew what Lester was going to say, and it was a yes. The group hopped into the car, 3 people in the back and one person that was sitting on the right side of you. It was a lady that was sitting by the right side of you, and the other 3 were all men. (You kinda wanted to ask her what she was doing with 3 men, but you also realized that you are with 3 men too, so you didn't want to ask her that 🌚.)
Driving back to ambrose, one of those 3 men started flirting with you. His flirting was starting to get on your nerves and Lester's too, you looked at Lester and saw that his hands on the wheel were gripping, which means that he is getting annoyed and mad at him, and also jealous. You didn't respond to his questions, so he lost interest in doing so. While arriving in Ambrose, Lester got out of his car and held his hand out for you, the girl on the right was jealous because of how Lester is a gentleman, instead of her own boyfriend. The other 2 are her boyfriend's friends and they don't act like a gentleman either. Lester whispered into your ear that he'll be right back, and he walked to get Bo. You lead them to the gas station for them to "call". The same man before started flirting with you again, and he's asking for his ass to be killed, because Bo walked inside and saw him flirting and touching you! (You and Bo killed the other 3 and you left the man that flirted with you to Bo, Vincent, and Lester to torture him.)
Carrie:
Carrie is so sweet to you! You love hanging out with Carrie, because she's not really loud or annoying. She would also listen to your problems whenever you talk to her! Your friends always like to talk to you and not pay attention to Carrie and socialize with her. So, Carrie stays silent and listens to what your friends say.
You get angry at them for not including Carrie! You include people that walk behind your group of friends or when they're not in the conversation. You walked away from your friend group for not including Carrie as you specifically said to include her! Your friend group kept on calling your name to come back, and that they will include Carrie! Well, they haven't.. because some days when you don't show up to school, you would always tell Carrie if they hangout with her, but she would reply with a no.
So, you had enough of your friend group's attitude. They were all a bunch of assholes anyways, because they've lost some really good friends in the group, just from not really talking to them and acting like they don't know them either.. and you decided to do the same thing they've done too. Carrie was really surprised that you ignored your friend group, she asked you where you were taking her. You told her that you are taking her to another group of friends that you have. In that group were the good friends! They saw you immediately and waved at you as well as Carrie too! Carrie then started hanging out with your new friend group and you! She's really happy that she found friends that are really kind just like you!
Brahms & Billy Lenz:
You live in Brahms mansion with Billy too, so seeing Malcolm the grocery boy, makes these two really jealous. Malcolm likes chatting with you about other things instead of groceries. Chatting with Malcolm could lead to things for Brahms and Billy, killing him in front of you or torturing him, either one.. You always feel their presence, like how they give off their stares at you and Malcolm!
You would try and get Malcolm to start talking a little bit faster than usual. You would have to make up things, saying that you have to vacuum the big living room or something else than that. So, Malcolm would try speaking a little bit faster, until Brahms started to bang on the walls. Brahms is an impatient man and Billy is kinda in between. Either way, it freaked out you and Malcolm, Malcolm wanted to investigate what it was. But, you pushed him away from the bangs and pushed him outside of the mansion.
Malcolm was surprised why you pushed him outside, you said your goodbye to Malcolm and closed the door immediately. Brahms and Billy got out of their hiding spot, and both of them looked at you because it was your fault for letting a guest inside, especially Malcolm.. You had to deal with Brahms tantrum, and Billy's ranting saying that you'll leave him and Brahms, etc. You calm down Billy first and deal with Brahms' tantrum next. After these two have calmed down, you then wanted to go to sleep, even though it was the afternoon, but you were really tired trying to calm down Brahms and Billy. They both got in bed with you, snuggling too close and closing their arms around you tightly, so that you wouldn't leave..
The Lost Boys:
You and the boys decided to go to the boardwalk on a Friday night! All the boys were hungry and needed to eat, so they decided to go to the boardwalk with you! While the boys are looking for their next food, you decided to walk to your favorite place for food since you were hungry too. Walking to your favorite food place, you have caught someone's attention. That someone started to follow you, asking weird questions that just makes you cringe..
The man kept on asking you questions, like "are you alone", "do you need someone to cuddle", all that weird shit. You ignored the man, because those questions just make you cringe. The boys definitely knew that somebody was close by their mate, and could hear far away from where they were. They all flew, once the coast was clear, to you. You got your food and sat down, realizing that you could sense the boys. The man still kept annoying you with those questions, until the boys came by.
The boys gave a scary look at the man that was bothering you, and they already knew who their dinner was for tonight. You got up and took your food and walked with your boys back to the cave, because you wanted to eat peacefully without any questions coming out of an asshole's mouth. You all arrived in the cave and you settled in and ate your food, the boys said they'll be right back, and you knew that they were going to eat that man. (They definitely did eat him, and probably made his bones out of necklaces, etc 💀.)
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Just raise him from the dead. Give my baby a chance 🐺
after seeing Renfield and Lisa Frankenstein come out
I Really wanna See a Wolfman or Creature from the black lagoon type movie now
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bbina · 1 year ago
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alone together masterlist
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ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 synopsis ── taking comfort in the thought that you are together in aloneness through late night talks, heartfelt confessions, and a genuine connection. with your shared experience of recent heartbreaks, you wonder if getting together would be all worth it. in which you find solace in each other's company, that you are alone together.
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 pairing ── park wonbin x reader.
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 genre ── college!au, fluff, angst | ☾ - written portions
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 status ── completed.
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 taglist ── closed.
ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 notes ── the second wb smau i was telling y'all about while btl was still going on... tackles life and struggles in finding love in college so maybe this will be a bit more serious than lighthearted.. will contain mature content. somewhat based on a true story so minors do take note on what you consume on this hellsite. will take my time with this btw lol.. hopefully bbina will deliver... enjoy! + let's save our time together by making sure your blogs are visible for me to be able to tag you!
p.s if you came from my main blog saeist, this used to be nagi's fic :x
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chapters . . . ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 𖡎 introduction 𖡎 one . . . ghosted 𖡎 two . . . he's hot 𖡎 three . . . close friends 𖡎 four . . . you're drunk 𖡎 five . . . K.O 𖡎 six . . . new me 𖡎 seven . . . boys night 𖡎 eight . . . speak of the devil 𖡎 nine . . . love sucks ☾ 𖡎 ten . . . seunghan's friend 𖡎 eleven . . . close 𖡎 twelve . . . intrigued 𖡎 thirteen . . . don't shoot the messenger ☾ 𖡎 fourteen . . . pinky promise ☾ 𖡎 fifteen . . . see you later 𖡎 sixteen . . . take a hit ☾ 𖡎 seventeen . . . exchange numbers 𖡎 eighteen . . . boundaries 𖡎 nineteen . . . deal 𖡎 twenty . . . someone 𖡎 twenty one . . . yearning ☾ 𖡎 twenty two . . . lullaby 𖡎 twenty three . . . big favor 𖡎 twenty four . . . blind date ☾ 𖡎 twenty five . . . muse 𖡎 twenty six . . . fell asleep 𖡎 twenty seven . . . ponyo 𖡎 twenty eight . . . happy birthday seunghan 𖡎 twenty nine . . . different ☾ 𖡎 thirty . . . worse 𖡎 thirty one . . . make things weird 𖡎 thirty two . . . dispatch sideline 𖡎 thirty three . . . just a friend 𖡎 thirty four . . . chismosavirus 𖡎 thirty five . . . location 𖡎 thirty six . . . keychain ☾ 𖡎 thirty seven . . . proof of life 𖡎 thirty eight . . . safe space 𖡎 thirty nine . . . just in case 𖡎 forty . . . stay ☾ 𖡎 forty one . . . intrusive thoughts ☾ 𖡎 forty two . . . good friend 𖡎 forty three . . . stage fright 𖡎 forty four . . . friend stealer 𖡎 forty five . . . girl best friend ☾ 𖡎 forty six . . . flirting with their eyes ☾ 𖡎 forty seven . . . don't they? ☾ 𖡎 forty eight . . . left on delivered 𖡎 forty nine . . . just us two ☾ 𖡎 fifty . . . backtracking 𖡎 fifty one . . . release the kraken 𖡎 fifty two . . . situationshiptitis ☾ 𖡎 fifty three . . . since when 𖡎 fifty four . . . better this way ☾ 𖡎 fifty five . . . why 𖡎 fifty six . . . i don' care 𖡎 fifty seven . . . out of sight, out of mind 𖡎 fifty eight . . . reality ☾ 𖡎 fifty nine . . . just another girl 𖡎 sixty . . . casual ☾ 𖡎 sixty one . . . dickmatized 𖡎 sixty two . . . back like this 𖡎 sixty three . . . i'm sorry ☾ 𖡎 sixty four . . . updates 𖡎 sixty five . . . old habits do die hard 𖡎 sixty six . . . people change 𖡎 sixty seven . . . enough 𖡎 sixty eight . . . end of beginning 𖡎 sixty nine . . . ready now 𖡎 seventy . . . alone together ☾
⋆。꩜˚ asks | lore | official playlist ˖𖤐
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luvfy0dor · 4 months ago
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“My Knuckles Were Bruised Like Violets ♡⁠˖” Boxer!Vi x F!Reader ੈ✩‧₊˚
Description; headcannons and scenario- VI running straight to her girl after a win
Warnings; boxing, fighting, cuts/bruises, injury, not proofread smh, this is so self indulgent it hurts
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A/n; my wife bro I love vi so much 😽 I've never written for her before so if it seems a little ooc let me know with POLITE constructive criticism so I can fix it!! I also know very minimal stuff about boxing but I wanted to write this anyways 😞 this isn't pit fighter vi but is adjacent to pit fighter vi
Headcannons!! ༊*·˚
→ On occasion, Vi asks you to spar with her. She'll help you put on those big gloves with the targets on the palms and just go at it for a couple minutes.
→ Sometimes when she's satisfied with your brief sessions, she'll ask you if you wanna switch places and try throwing the punches. She'd watch with a grin as you tried to focus on hitting her palms as hard as possible, hyping you up and correcting your form. "Come on, lift those shoulders up Cupcake."
→ Before her matches, she'd locate you in the crowd and give you a flashy, confident grin, her canines reminding you of a fierce mountain-lion.
→ Though she was great at what she did, she wasn't immune to losing. When she did lose, she'd be upset, but she'd turn that disgruntlement into motivation to do better and spend a little extra time working on sparring, probably with other boxers who could simulate an actual match.
→ But when she won, which was most of the time, she immediately celebrated with you, still high on adrenaline after a solid knockout or accumulation of points. She'd excitedly hop around the ring in triumph, smiling and watching you cheer along with her.
→ She shows off trophies, medals, and belts with one arm holding the prize in the air and the other arm around your waist..😝
→ She lets you inspect her cuts and bruises after matches, even after reassuring you that the people "patched her up fine". She's got a habit of picking at scabs and you often gotta pull her hands away and clean the blood off of her skin again. Depending on how bad the bleeding is you'll put a bandaid on it, but sometimes it stops with a little bit of pressure.
Scenario ༊*·˚
There was some blood smeared on both Vi and her opponents faces, sweat dripping down their skin as Vi threw the final punch, K.O.'ing the other person. Her heart was pounding loudly in her ears, but she didn't miss the victory bell, raising her fist up in the air and cheering. She took a handful of deep breaths, her vision stabilizing again as she searched the crowd for you. When your eyes met, she gave you her usual flashy smile, ready to drop her arm, but the referee just raises it right back up. The arena erupted in cheers for Vi, and her chest rose and fell at a decreasing pace. She pointed to you and blew you a kiss, heading to her corner to meet with her crew and get the sweat and blood patted off of her face. She spoke with a lady who asked a couple basic questions about how she felt after winning and was awarded a medal, the shiny gold reflecting all the lights that shone down onto the ring as she held it up proudly for everyone to see. She took in the sight of the crowd, though as usual her eyes reverted right back to their fixated position on you. As you started to move from your spot to come see her, she quickly went to see her opponent and thank them for a good match before exiting the ring to get to you.
"Cupcake! Good fight, right? The judges sure thought so." She says proudly, holding the medal out for you. You held it gently in your hands, feeling the weight of the award and raising your brows. "Geez, that thing is heavy duty." You say. "But you deserve every ounce of it- you fought amazing, babe- I couldn't be prouder." You say, a big grin on your face as you put your arms around her neck and lean in for a kiss. Her hands fall to your waist and she returns it, her cheeks red due to her physical activity and now blush from your affection. When you pull away, you cup her cheek and try to wipe some of the dried up blood off of her face, but it doesn't budge. "You'll have to scrub that off later. I was getting a little nervous when she got you straight in your nose." You say, a small smile on your face. Even though you knew Vi was resilient and could take a couple punches to the face, you couldn't help but get a little antsy seeing her bleed. "Does it hurt still?" You reached to brush your thumb acrossed her nose and she scrunched her face up.
"Nah, not real bad atleast. And you've gotten better with your worrying, the first time you came to one of these fights I coulda sworn you cried for me." She laughs, pushing some of your hair back and kissing your forehead. "But c'mon, lets get outta here asap, I'm ready to leave." She says, holding you close while she waves to the spectators and holds up her medal, walking out of the arena with her arm around something far more valuable than any award- you.
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A/n; I'm actually kinda scared NGL cuz Ive never written for arcane, I've always stayed to BSD for the most part and it's always a little nerve wracking writing for a new demographic. Trust I'll be writing more bsd soon, but I also wanted to drop some arcane stuff.
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cheezeybread · 1 year ago
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Ooh! Can I have some clothing thief boyfriend headcanons for the dorm leaders? What you did for Jamil was adorable!
THE CLOTHES THIEF STRIKES AGAIN ! Short hcs because I have a headache right now, ehehe :')
Ft: Riddle, Leona, Azul, Kalim, Vil, Malleus, Idia
RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS
- This all depends on how big you are compared to Riddle- if you're around the same size as him or smaller, then you have no issue wearing his clothes! If his clothes are too small for you, however, you're going to have to find a way to repurpose his apparel to fit you (either by buying yourself clothes to match him, or stealing some of his larger jackets, any headpieces he wears, etc)
-Either way, Riddle is going to be completely K.O.'d everytime he sees you wearing anything of his.
-At first, he thought it was a simple thief in his dorm, stealing his own clothes as retribution for his strict enforcement of the rules. But it didn't tale too long before Ace texted him a photo of you, saying that the Prefect got a new set of duds that looked just like his!
-You sneaky bastard, you took his clothes! He'll be sure to give you a firm rebuke on the rudeness of stealing other's properties without their permission. But he didn't say you couldn't have his clothes...
LEONA KINGSCHOLAR
-He can't be bothered to put up an act of getting his clothes back from you. Others might at least try to put on a show of getting their belongings back from their s/o before begrudgingly allowing them to win, but Leona? Nah, he ain't about to put up a fake fight for his clothes, not when you look so cute in them!
-It was to be expected, if he were honest. He could have guessed you were the type to be a nabber in the relationship
-What he DIDN'T know was how you got his stuff in the first place. You were always with him in his room, and he never once saw you grab anything on your way out??
-Turns out you were hiring Ruggie to knick some shirts and sweatshirts! Ruggie, that traitor...
AZUL ASHENGROTTO
- Why were you wearing one of his suit's jackets??? He was absolutely confused, yes, partially because in the ocean, merfolk didn't wear that much clothing, so swapping clothes with your s/o was unheard of to him, and partially because stealing the jacket to one of his suits was so impractical!
-Like, do you know the upkeep and maintenence needed for that type of material?? He had so many better options! Well, maybe not...most of his attire was fancy clothing...besides his pajamas, but even then, his pajamas were silk material
-So once he figured out what you were doing, Azul just so happened to buy himself some more comfortable loungewear...of course, he had no intention of wearing them himself (he had a business image to maintain!). Leaving them out where you can see them was enough temptation for you to take "his" new clothes...
KALIM AL-ASIM
-Oh, you wanted his clothes? Absolutely!
-He'd probably suggest clothes-swapping, actually. It's such a fun and exciting concept for Kalim! He's always had his own clothes, tailored specifically for him! The notion of wearing someone else's clothing, especially his boyfriend's, was too endearing to pass up!
-So expect lots of clothes shopping so he could figure out your size to buy new clothes for you. Although you have to remind him that it's not exactly clothes-swapping if he's just buying them for you in the first place....
-But he ends up claiming that he's buying them for himself, and just so happened to buy them in your size instead of his...
-Bless his heart, he has good intentions.
VIL SHOENHEIT
-Oh, darling, that outfit is NOT your color.
-He likes the idea of you wearing his clothes, but he absolutely cannot get over how his clothes don't match you! His attire is meant specifically for his skin and complexion! You need something that matches your own!
-In the end, he agrees to compromise with you and buy matching outfits. Although it kills him having to tell you no to wearing his clothes, it's for the best.
-However, he will most definitely allow you to wear his pajamas! Those aren't off the table yet!
IDIA SHROUD
-Out of all of the Housewardens, Idia has THE most comfortable clothes to steal
-He's a gamer who frequently shuts himself off from the outside world, are you seriously going to tell me that he doesn't have sweatpants and hoodies in all sorts of colors and sizes?? And soft lining on the insides of all of them??
-Tbh, he almost dies the first time you come around wearing a hoodie he thought he misplaced weeks ago
-Totally a Grade-A flustered man when he sees you wearing anything of his, even months into your relationship
MALLEUS DRACONIA
-Utterly unfazed by you showing up in one of his shirts.
-"Is this one of those fads, child of man? If so, please have whatever out of my closet that you see fit :)"
-Such a king, honestly.
-However, like Azul, he doesn't have that manual lounge-y clothes, so he'll have to go out on a special shopping trip for some comfortable attire for you- and him, as well! He figures that laying around with you will improve the relationship and strengthen the bond between the two of you.
-And by damn, he's right!
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soupiestzilla · 23 days ago
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So im gonna prove to you the toons are overreacting and show you how to K.O every twisted (mostly)
Take no offense. If you take offense i will assume you are a twisted on some alt account. Its ok ill make it funny we all win
1 : Folded like a lawn chair
And so it begins
This is just the category for all the easy wins.
One word
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thumb tack.
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Look at him. Get thumb tacked.
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One rock to the perishable delicate china glass ass face and its over All it takes for these guys is a pin a rock and one good throwing arm Nuff said.
2 : May throw hands
Ok so. Maybe. But still its going down
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could feather dust you with malicious intent???? Idk just punt her like a football i think ur good
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Big old ichor claw maybe. But hes still a baked good. All it takes is one glass of warm milk and hes changing states of matter
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Lure her to the nearest unsuspecting birthday party and watch it go down ultrakill style
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They look rabid. But aint no goofy ass smile gonna save them from a baseball bat to the already goopy brain. Make them taste sound. Hear colour.
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Have you ever seen a crocodile be subdued. Like you sit on it and tape its mouth shut
That is the strategy.
Its absolutely a 2v0 have you ever seen someone with this form win a fight
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3: Oh ...got a lil kick to it
Now this. Maybe. You will have to lock in probably.
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Now this may be controversial. But Listen. This guy punches holes through walls and tries killing looey every weekend for no reason. Now imagine hes got a gallon of ichor up his ass. There will be signs of struggle. Resistance even. But like. Bite him i guess. Hes still just a shrimp.
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I mean ur opponent can fly. Thats definitely an inconvenience. But last i checked. Bug spray.
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See hes got four arms. You'd think oh no four arms. True. Four arms is tuff.
But hes got ONE eye. You know how fucked that hand eye coordinations gotta be? Straight for the face show no mercy
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Claws. Fangs. Conviniently sharpened face fluff. Bros got it all. But alas. He one of the good ones.
Let em wind up for that hug. Let em think hes winning. Let the enemy think its all hugs and sunshine. Then go batshit crazy probably. Strat.
4: We die like real men
Maybe if you were loaded. Strapped. Maybe. But its over
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Have you ever tried fighting a boulder. A whole boulder.
Now imagine it became sentient with claws and fangs and started barking towards you at 230 ms–¹
You stand tall and take it like a champ.
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Literally a dinosaur
Humble yourself
We are not winning against a dinosaur
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At first i was like maybe we can win. Hes slow as hell. But the ichor tendrils did it for me
Try fighting slenderman mid kettle scream while hes raising his splatoon squid army from the ground you stand on
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You can maybe show up with leaf trimmers. Pray to the pollen gods. Maybe he'll make it quick snd painless if you tell a joke. Will depend on the punchline
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eritvita · 1 year ago
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Everything is a slurry, an escaped Dream slipping through Roland's fingers as like the shadows of Midnight awning ‘twards a golden, rising Morning, and as he clutches at Finduilas’ elbows– as she grasps at him, fervent, weeping, all but scolding him in his emotional treachery– he thinks of scattered fragments, shattered glass of the mirror of his Past, and mixed feelings for connecting together his adventurous childhood.
Hast he smelled blood during that blast of silver fire? Is thus her blood what is splattered across her crumpled, beautiful face? “What–” sputters Roland, leant into her hands in their gentle calluses and burnt skin; his own expression confused, caught in twining, frayed threads. “What didst happen to me, exactly, Fin? Were I … ?” Were he split open? Didst he flirt with the very Idea of death, so soonish?
“I hath a concussion,” says he smartly, narrating his own ideology and tender health benefits. He blinks hard, and smells the ice amidst the gentle wind. “Vhenan?” And love, love! Burst from the wound as a seedling ready for rain! “Thou wilt never lose me, Fin. Never. Hath I accords and dreamscapes with which to escape, and contracts of my geniality and vice-grips of mine own Friends within the Fade–” And Roland winces, and releases one of her elbows to clutch again at his thudding brow.
And, like a memory of a Nightmare, something great and hulking and iridescent Purple leans upon the edges of Roland’s vision. That reflection of his Face, that Thing what demands to keep him at arms’ length, fretfully alive.
He hugs her, embracing her and nuzzling at that safest space next to the heartbeat of her throat. Full frontal in that desperation of his embrace, he breathes shakily; spinning in her arms. “I wilt never leave thee, sweet Love. E’en through that mesh of grasping, clawing hands, I wilt drag myself through bloodied thorns to come to thee.”
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"Do not cry? Roland, you were nearly dead in mine arms!" Her arms grip his forearms while he holds her at her elbows. "You jumped betwixt me and a greatsword! Your ribcage blown open, heart exposed to the elements! And I held you while you bled out!" Her eyes focus on the scars at his chest. They may be pink, but she feared the scar it would leave. "I am fine...weary and worried, but otherwise healthy...."
"You were almost lost to me, Roland..." The tears fall harder, now, as he presses his forehead to hers. "You are the last thing on this earth precious to me, dear dreamer..." She grips him tighter and nuzzles up and into him. "My clan is gone...my halla and my dreams and my keeper...all of it is lost to me...I cannot lose you, too, else I may lose myself in this war or thereafter."
Her hands reach up and cup his cheeks, feeling him safe within her palms was a start, but there was fear that would always grip her heart. Her father had died in the battle of Ostagar...her mother was dead due to her own negligence, and the rest of her family? Gone and buried. Those of clan Lavellan that remained blamed her and salted her fields. She felt great loss with that, but Roland? Had she lost her love, she wasn't not sure how long she would be able to live without him.
"Throw yourself in front of swords not ever again...I beg of you...do not make me relive this moment..." Her head pounded with the pressure rising. She could feel the tightness of the skin at her scalp as her expression pulled on the healing flesh. "I forgive you, vhenan..."
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