#Shitposts

[xander-morrison]

Frosslass is pretty much just ice, right? With a soul in it, sure, but do I have to eat that part too? Or is destroying the body the goal here? Because if I just have to deal with the ice, I'm putting that thing in a blender and using it for a smoothie, easy.

spin this list of all the pokemon. you have to eat whichever one you get

[fl3shm4id3n]

Nam Gyu a bit NSFW headcanon/shitpost pt.2

A/N: Just one NSFW ☠️

ꜱQᴜɪᴅ ɢᴀᴍᴇ 2 ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ

He likes to face fuck you.

He's into that bimbo core fashion. He doesn't even why. He just likes that type of fashion on you.

Let's you wear his rings, bracelets and whatever other jewelry he owns.

Very touchy, super touchy. Always has he's hands on you. Either affectionately or sexually. He can't keep his hands off you.

He can't really sleep if you're not with him. He likes to hug you, a lot. Ever since you began dating he can't sleep without you.

Likes to lay his head on your chest, while you run your fingers through his hair.

He likes to call you Babygirl.

He's a biter. He likes to bite and nibble at your neck. Most of the time playfully and also to mark you.

He's into tattoos. He wants matching tattoos. He'll beg you to get a matching tattoo at some point in y'all's relationship.

Also a titties man. He'll bury his face in your chest and just lay there for some time. He'll squeeze your boob since he thinks of them as stress balls.

Is really good at giving massages. He'll give you a massage whenever you want. Also depending on the mood, if he's feeling super handsy, he'll massage you all you want.

He always carries candy with him. He'll hand you a jolly rancher. He's favorites are green apple and blue raspberry.

He can dance, he's really good at it.

Bonus: He's good at playing basketball. He'll take you to the park to play or watch him play.

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

twitter memes are always fun to jump on 😄

(image courtesy of @/lordboop!! 💖)

[qloof]

[chann3l-chas3r]

the codename guy has a personal vendetta against my bloodline

screenshots to prove i'm not bullshitting

Spin this wheel to get a word and this wheel to get an animal. Congrats, this is now your new MGS codename.

Reblog with your codename btw I'm curious-

(I'm Acid Cobra)

[alchemisticramblings]

another one

[friedrich-2]

Luise and Friedrich Wilhelm shitposts.

[thatisaloaf]

I should mix dayquil and nyquil and drink it. right now

[haretic-smith]

bad news bout the boulder everyone

good morning kings let’s push this boulder

[punkitt-is-here]

"It took me TWO years to finish this sketch book!" Well that's cuz you're not fuckin sketching. Those are fully painted pieces dawg that's a renderedbook. I've gone through four sketchbooks in my off time this year alone I just draw stupid faces and shit for fun. pussy up like the rest of us and start drawing stick figures with guns

[daburubareru]

[great-and-small]

[starryroe]

someone: wow, time flies

me: you can see them too?

someone: what?

me: the time flies?

[kde-plasma-official]

waking up every morning be like

[deathpov]