#THAT MAKES TWO | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

swiftlifeline · 7 days ago

Text

and i’m just supposed to be… NORMAL ABOUT THIS?!

226 notes · View notes

tarantula-hawk-wasp · 1 month ago

Text

Do you think the Jack of all trades and the master of one explored each others bodies

#everyone in the notes is making the same two jokes

19K notes · View notes

milkcryptid · 3 months ago

Text

do people have no shame anymore?

#if you couldn't be bothered to write it i couldn't be bothered to read that shit #this genuinely pissed me off #what even is the point of this? what do you get out of posting something you didn't even make yourself?#im a fanartist the point of it is that i made art with my own two hands! i created something by myself!!!#what the fuck do you get by making a machine do it #ao3 #fuck ai #anti ai

31K notes · View notes

demaparbat-hp · 8 months ago

Text

That infamous prison escape.

37K notes · View notes

fishyfishyfishtimes · 3 months ago

Text

It's always so weird to come down from the biology heavens to see what the average person believes about animals, plants, ecosystems, just the world around them. I don't even mean things that one simply doesn't know because they've never been told or things that are confusing, I'm talking about people who genuinely do not see insects as animals. What are you saying. Every time I see a crawling or fluttering little guy I know that little guy has motivations and drive to fulfill those motivations. There are gears turning in their head! They are perceiving this world and they are drawing conclusions, they are conscious. And yet it's still a whole thing if various bugs of the world feel pain or if they are simply Instinct Machines that are Not Truly Aware of Anything At All????? Help!!!!!! How can you look at a little guy and think he is just the macroscopic animal version of a virus

#yesterday i made a complainy post about a whale edit having people confused about whale sharks and orcas' dolphin and whale identity #but honestly i cant even hold these things against someone. its confusing that whale sharks are called with two different animal names!#and if you only know about the whale dolphin porpoise divide then you may not know that dolphins and porpoises and others are toothed whale #i dont think anyone is actually stupid for not having this information preinstalled in their brains #if anything it makes me happy to get to explain things because i love explaining things that i know :D #however... this #it just makes me sad :(#its so weird when this whole thing is subjected towards OTHER VERTEBRATES too like fish or reptiles or amphibians #like man.... you are a fish. your ancestors were buddy buddy (or actually probably enemy enemy) with the ancestors of these guys #fish are like a whole other class of animal to a lot of people dont even get me started #they never get the same protections as mammals or birds do even if they are just as or more endangered #mmmmm i wont rant now #biology

14K notes · View notes

incohorace · 1 year ago

Text

what studying literature feels like

#it’s always one of these two.#either i have a great point in my head i just can’t express it right or i have OUGHDGDHHD in my head and i need to make that useful…….#pip squeaks #literature

126K notes · View notes

mysterycitrus · 10 months ago

Text

lbr he doesnt stand a chance against a real clownoisseur

#do u think a decade of this made him kill jason todd #dick grayson #robin #batman #the joker #dc comics #mart #thinking about the joker painstakingly painting his lil egg and shipping it off #and clowns international is so repulsed it gets rts two weeks later #eddie makes fun of him for it so joker tries to kill him on live television

40K notes · View notes

mebssann · 2 months ago

Text

Always glancing at each other but never at the same time

#what is wrong with these two why did no one make a move in 7+ years #yearn off competition in the lab #arcane #arcane viktor #jayce talis #jayvik #my art #digital art #fanart

13K notes · View notes

preciouspeppermintts · 3 months ago

Text

I had a funny thought

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #cookie run fanart #shadow milk fanart #pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie #candy apple cookie #black sapphire cookie #my take on Smilks “redemption”#Its just me going insane tbh #if he DOES get a redemption i dont want him to be a goody two-shoes #make him WORK for it #make him SUFFER #Posted before ep8 of beast-yeast #I speedran this

12K notes · View notes

justsomeectoplasm · 9 months ago

Text

#Ghost makes videos #new tag #So actually there is a video of this somewhere on the internet with this kind of edit.#but for the life of me I couldn't find it #so I made one #so this is kinda original?#maybe #animals #coyote #badger #also fun fact! Coyotes and badgers often hunt together!#so these two are most likely friends in the ecosystem

26K notes · View notes

leafuxxtea · 3 months ago

Text

trans flag colors nurse miku (based off on those daiso nurse stickers)

have an ace color palette one too lmao (bg without outline under)

also here are the daiso stickers

#hatsune miku #hatsune miku fanart #miku #vocaloid #my art #was genuinely surprised when i saw the two color palette of the nurse sticker sheets were the ace and trans flag colors #i am an indecisive FUCK who couldnt choose between the color palettes #and also if i should make the bg look more like the stickers or have an outline #anyways. stan miku #初音ミク

15K notes · View notes

bearloonz · 10 months ago

Text

I think we as a society should bring back brotps. I think we should be weirder about characters being friends the same way people are weird about ships. Make those two characters who interacted once or twice besties. Make it difficult for them to get rid of each other even if they want to. Go nuts

#I always get so weird about being specifically excited about making two characters be friends #and be really close esp compared to canon.#and I’m like eujhh what if this is. Weird.#and then u remember I wouldn’t feel nearly as weird were it a ship bc that’s just like. Standard behavior.#more giving a fuck abt guys being buddies 2024 #text posts :0]#todays post is brought to you by isabeau and odile interacting in isat

38K notes · View notes

justgoji · 4 months ago

Text

I think my other wisdom tooth is exposed now

#that makes two

0 notes

demonicsuffrage · 4 months ago

Text

8 year old freshly adopted Dick, throwing the moths and flies he caught on Patrol directly at Bruce's face: I got you dinner!

Bruce, who was just bombarded with insects: Chum?!

Dick, smiling cheerfully: Bats eat insects!

Bruce:

Dick: I just read it in a book

Bruce:

Bruce: Bats also eat fruits and nectar

Dick: So you're a fruity bat?

Bruce:

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dick, throwing an apple at him the next day: Dinner!

Bruce:

#Stupid headcanon but when Dick was a freshly adopted 8 year old who had just found out that his new dad was Batman(or that batman existed)#this should've happened #scenes I'd write in batman part two if i was allowed to #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batfam #batman #nightwing #battinson #incorrect batfamily quotes #dc robin #robin #incorrect batfam #incorrect batman quotes #i love typing bruce:#because his children just make him speechless it's so funny #and yes dick was also calling him gay

13K notes · View notes

cuntstable · 1 year ago

Text

i hate when people call marcille a girlfailure btw like SHE ISNT. and shes not a ”girlboss” either. this is a neurotic and Permanently On The Edge of a Breakdown overachiever late 20s virgin just out of her phd program with permanently shaky hands from an addiction to overly sugary coffee and a deep desire to be crushed to death under falins giant jugs no matter the cost. the only thing shes ever ”failed” at is going to theraphy

#she works hard and succeeds 24/7 she just has bunny animal neurosis. and shes surrounded by the toudens which is like if a small animals #closest two friends were 2 giant dogs that make it freak out 24/7 #dungeon meshi

59K notes · View notes