#THAT LINE KILLED ME

[embryoed]

MINOR SEASON 6 EPISODE 4 SPOILERS BELOW CUT !!

Me being completely normal about Demetri and Eli’s fight for the flag. Me being completely normal about the “How do you like it, huh?!” line. Me being COMPLETELY NORMAL—

[losertriangles]

I'm gonna actually cry if I don't see someone make art of Fizzarolli and Asmodeus completely dressed in pink, excitedly going to see the Barbie movie.

[capseycartwright]

every maddie zahm song ever is a gut punch but her new album and specifically pick up the phone…. like????

[shapeshiftinterest]

songs: 

clair de lune

the power of love (huey lewis and the news)

transcript under the read more

tiktok girl: if you found out you were pregnant right now, like right this second as you’re watching this video, what would your reaction be? i would shit my pants

guy 1, in a birds aren’t real shirt: /gets up from bed, looks up ‘becoming a father’, contemplates screen, splashes face with water/

guy 1: jerome, (video text says javell) i’m pregnant

guy 2, with glasses: wait... you got a vagina? /accidentally laughs/

guy 1: yeah /also laughs/

guy 1: yeah... yeah i guess i do!

guy 2: well, you know what they say!

both: YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT! /weirdly sweaty hi five/

video text: that joke doesn’t really make sense in this context

both: /cut off laughs/

guy 2: wait, who’s the dad?

guy 1: i don’t know, i’ve never had sex... /poses like he’s ascending/

video text: the father ended up being the devil

chris would go on to birth the antichrist and be a surprisingly loving and caring father to it

it still kills him tho

please watch this tiktok (x)

[hinamie]

happy gojoday to all who celebrate

[stemmmm]

the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide

[chalkrub]

some scrimbles for @bowelfly as part of a trade <:^) the wickedly talented brother gregor and trungo

[fan-a-tink]

Today's edition of "Merthur interactions I think about daily"

[sunderwight]

Scum Villain AU where Shen Yuan and Shen Jiu transmigrate by swapping lives (i.e. Shen Yuan wakes up in Shen Qingqiu's body on Qing Jing Peak, post-fever, while Shen Jiu wakes up in Shen Yuan's body in a hospital in modern China) but it doesn't quite work right.

The system glitches or something and they end up having to jointly time share their lives. Every time a certain moon phase or something (cyclical) comes around they abruptly switch back.

So they spend the entire time trying to undo everything the other one has been up to while everyone around them is just desperately attempting to figure out wtf is going on. Shen Yuan does the skinner quest and stops Luo Binghe's abuse, and Shen Jiu gets a job with a rival company and starts showing up Shen Yuan's brothers. Then they switch back and Shen Jiu is like "it's woodshed o'clock for the beast" and Shen Yuan resigns. Then they switch back again and Shen Yuan saves Liu Qingge's life and gets poisoned defending Luo Binghe, and Shen Jiu creates his own start-up and blackmails his eldest brother about the mistress he's just uncovered. Then they switch back and Shen Yuan gets his brother and his sister-in-law into couples counseling and Shen Jiu embarks on a quest to either cure himself without Liu Qingge's help or die trying.

Eventually they just start leaving bitchy messages for one another to find and doing things that won't cause lasting damage but are incredibly petty. Shen Yuan keeps trying to tell Shen Jiu to read PIDW but Shen Jiu takes one look at his merch-filled bachelor pad and immediately decides that his opinions aren't worth anything, so it takes him a while to actually do it (he is really mad about this when he finally opens the novel and it turns out to be extremely relevant information).

[ambrosiagourmet]

I think one of the biggest tragedies of Laios & Falin and their relationship is how much his actions impact her life. But like. Specifically how much they WOULDN’T impact her life as much if they weren’t both stuck in such a shitty abusive situation.

This part of the Falin-tries-makeup daydream hour comic is what got me thinking about it again because truly it just... it seems like such a like an offhand comment that I'm sure Laios didn't mean to be cruel or anything. That's just like. A little kid not thinking about what they are saying. ESPECIALLY when the kid in question is Laios.

But man they depended on each other SO much as kids. Too much. It really feels like they didn't have any other source of positive reinforcement, or anyone else to share themselves with. So of course an offhand comment like that has a huge impact on Falin.

Or this little bit from one of the flashbacks:

This tears me apart. Do you think it tears him apart to think about? I think it does. I think Laios holds every small failure to care for Falin against himself.

And then there's the Bigger stuff. The way that him coping with his own trauma ended up impacting her.

Like his interest in monsters. Like him going to find a ghost, and accidentally revealing Falin's magic to the whole village in the process.

Like him needing to leave. And leaving her behind.

He shaped her life so much, and he carries so much guilt for it. And again, there should have been other people there to help. The same things that made Laios need to leave home are the things that made his leaving so hard on Falin. She ate alone after that. She shouldn't have had to eat alone just because Laios wasn't there.

She was 9 when he left for school, and he was 11.

Nine. And Laios feels like he failed her because he didn't stand by her through this better. As an eleven year old.

Both of these kids deserved so much better from the world.

[rooniearts]

Hearing impaired Silver vs his biggest idol

Bonuses:

[whalesharkstho]

these fucking guys….

[fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun]

Brennan is just fucking with us at this point because what do you mean in the the span of less than twenty minutes he both made the conscious decision to have Evan snuggle with Sam (and thus that ENTIRE scene) and then also dropped the line "There are things that are so worth protecting that they are worth killing for." I know he knows DAMN WELL

[nutmegpoid]

It's fun to think about how the townspeople would interact with Caldarus ~

[xxplastic-cubexx]

filler

[vaguely-concerned]

the strength it must have taken for illario to not immediately go full 'lmao since when have you even had a kiss hello lucanis' sibling violence mode during the café talk. inspirational. rook and lucanis really were doing all that right in front of his salad huh