#THANK FUCK!! it was DANGEROUS
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I recall saying this before, but it bears repeating:
There could be a billion trans people in the world and it still wouldn't be a bad thing because being trans is not a bad thing. Even if the rate of people discovering they are trans is "disproportionate" to trends from decades ago, that is not a bad thing. In fact, it's a natural consequence for there being more trans people being able to stay alive, and, overall, being able to live in a slightly more tolerant world. You'd only see that as a bad thing if you actively didn't want trans people to either live or live a life that facilitates wellness.
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#mtf#nonbinary#like even with there being more OPEN AND OUT trans people there are still more cis people by volume#even in my high school with three trans girls and three trans guys (including me) and a few NB people...#...there were still a THOUSAND cis kids going to school with us. imagine complaining when cis people are still 'dominant'#i don't know what my secondary school's population is because it's a big campus so you can deal with high school stats lol#like thank gd we are beginning to live in a world where the trans population CAN grow#i want there to be more trans people. because trans people will continue to be trans#we will continue being trans no matter what laws you put into place. no matter how dangerous you make the world for us...#...we will continue to be trans whether or not you approve. and that's fucking beautiful. i want us to live. i want us to eat well.#i want us to not worry about anything in this world. and that's going to happen one day. it will happen just like the sun rises each morning#if that is a threat to you then that is your own fault - your own self-destructive and sad thoughts about people and our world#and that is not my burden to carry - i have my own.
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They called it… they fucking called it
To those who were eligible to vote but refused cuz of Harris- well congratulations! That orange fucker won. Hope you’re happy. Also don’t start bitching when all of our rights starts to get taken away (reproductive rights, LGBTQ rights, etc.) we fucking warned you. We warned you that if you didn’t vote then trump was more likely to win. Also you pulling this stunt- isn’t gonna help Palestine. Y’all claim that you are pro Palestine but after this election- you just proved that you really don’t give a damn about them. So congrats!
#2024 election#presidential election#jumblr#lgbtq+#reproductive rights#to those who were eligible to vote#but didn’t because you didn’t like Harris#I hope that you are fucking happy#this is for you#pro palestine#anti Zionist#thank you to those who did not vote#you have now put a lot of people#especially me#in danger#y’all could have sucked it up and voted for her#guess what#I didn’t Harris either (for different reasons)#but I still voted for her
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Blood & Stars / Tears & Time
#happy 1st anniversary ISAT#pixel art#pixel illustration#limited palette#in stars and time#in stars and time spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat spoilers#monochrome#isat siffrin#isat mal du pays#ok. tag ramble time#had this sort of thing in my head for awhile now but never got around to it. figured itd be best for the anniversary.#begging people to listen to the song in the link. please. i need someone else to understand#big wide empty by harvey danger loop [and also king and siffrin] song 10000% percent#yes this is the second harvey danger song ive used for an isat piece. fuck you. listen to my obscure one hit wonder bands boy#if your screen is too low contrast maybe boost it. theres some easter eggs in there.#anyways. Happy birthday isat. thank you for being the game ever.
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Dog-catcher poles being used to manhandle Whumpee.
Wire choking off air when Whumpee fights or fails to move fast enough, easily cutting through the skin. Hands bound behind their back so that they can’t grab the pole being used to drag them along. Whumper(s) keeping their distance because watch it, this one bites—
#Thank you @whumps-and-bumps for the brain food <33#Whumpee’s head being forced against the bars of their cage for an injection or a taunt#Whumpees who still fight the whole way DESPITE being choked and yanked and shoved every step of the way#Whumpees who promise that the only thing saving Whumper is the length of that fucking pole#Whumpees who are gagged in some way and so their sounds of struggle and pain sound animalistic#Whumper(s) degrading them for it#RECAPTURE#Whumpee’s cheek pressed to the ground as one Whumper holds the pole and another ties Whumpee’s hands behind their back#Whumpers treating Whumpee like a dangerous or disgusting animal#that’s the good stuff#whump
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the best part of the mark of gideon was the entire crew ready and willing to go fist fight the federation, starfleet and planet representatives if they tried to stop them from getting jim kirk back
bones literally materializes on the bridge the second jim disappears
scotty is about to throw hands with the gideon representatives
bureaucracy is being annoying about it so spock decides 'fuck this, I'll do what I want' and bones is like '10/10 choice, no notes'
but spock doesn't let him go with him to the jim-fetching mission, so he's angry again
spock couldn't care less about the dire situation of the planet or the dying girl jim wants to help, he's just there to fetch jim and nothing will stop him
also these overcrowded spaces with staring people were insanely terrifying for me and my ocd, absolutely worst planet to date tlt name similarity notwithstanding
#star trek#star trek tos#spock 'I might have risked a lot to be in starfleet but I'm ready to drop them if they don't let me get jim back' episode#spock#s'chn t'gai spock#leonard mccoy#leonard bones mccoy#montgomery scott#jim kirk#james t kirk#hikaru sulu#nyota uhura#pavel chekov#mcspirk#heavy mcspirk in this one actually#the mark of gideon#long post#fuck this planet very much#no thank you#i know it's about the dangers of overpopulation and all that but NOPE
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can the ear snail tell u to draw more gay fish 👉👈
ok normally i don’t do requests but i will make an exception bc i was given actual money! here u go :D (the sequel to this)
+bonus
he wasn’t ready
#this post dedicated to and sponsored by tumblr user solsearchingnights everybody say thank you#my art#limited life#scott smajor#inthelittlewood#the dangers of agreeing to an underwater team photo with a guy who can actually breathe underwater#this was the moment martyn decided to kill him#gdi this fucking Would be the way i end up drawing a kiss for the first time wouldnt it
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so anyway ready to be m*rdered 💀🔪😩
#the heart killers#firstkhao#joongdunk#gmmtv#thai bl#bl drama#AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH#these fits are insane also im having FEELINGS about dunks crop top HELP#😭😭😭😭😭😭#they can all gladly assassinate me thank you#also dying at how first looks so much more dangerous than khao lmao#also joong can literally fuck off like wtf#hey siri how to recover from a photo
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trains :)
this is a very rough and scribbly comic, but sometimes that's all a comic is going to end up being lmao. the guy with the jacket is darren, glasses is andy. not featured, andy's dead brother who nevertheless insists on haunting the subtext
the main thing I wanted to draw was the train tho
bsky ⭐ pixiv ⭐ pillowfort ⭐ cohost ⭐ cara.app
#darren and andy's brother were best friends and darren was there when andy's brother died#and made a very normal promise to always look out for andy. unfortunately. it's a little. hmmmm. suffocating! a decade later!#not that darren's been looking after andy for ten years. they were on opposite ends of a fictional planet#but in the way that andy's in love with darren and would be fine with dramatic declarations of 'i have to keep you safe' if they were#not attached to his dead brother. like. if that's the only reason he gets to hear words like that he would like to Not Hear Them thanks!#also andy is an extremely dangerous person in his own right so it's also like. hmm. hmmmmm.#it's messy. the death of andy's brother defined darren in a kind of way so the prospect of having to re define himself#without the absence of andy's brother to shape that is Unpleasant to think about#thankfully they're both going to be stuck on this fucking train for a significant amount of time! for my enjoyment!!! its train time baby!#long post#komiks tag#original tag
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I dreamt that Etho and Tango went on a mining trip on HC and then got trapped in some kinda horror game and it was awful and I'd like to know why .did I dream that
#I was Tango POV for some reason and for some reason he had to do all the most dangerous stuff while Etho waited back. thanks#it was so awful. I think Tango had a gun.?? And he had to shoot at mobs in one puzzle#but then progressively more fucked up looking monsters like just actual decomposing human faces started to appear and they were immune ig#And then I dreamt that I parked my car somewhere and then searched the entire city trying to find it again#blabber
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I’m researching all the animals wolverine gets compared to so I can see which ones are most like him and to which degree they are like him.
Bro this shit is fueling headcanons…
His love language is definitely gift giving, but he wouldn’t usually say the gift is from him. It would just appear at the person’s place. Like randomly, his friends get random tiny things, and they have no fucking clue where they come from??? And things they thought they lost appear again?? They must just think they are lucky at first.
#he shares most characteristics of a wolverine#most#at least the way I interpret him#bc I don’t think he is actually a loner (like a wolverine)#but rather a pack animal kinda guy (like a wolf)#otherwise he is basically just a wolverine which actually just makes me love him more#and just fuelsssss headcanons#however their are some characteristics of him that I haven’t found yet#what fucking animal gets caught up in killing that they accidentally kill more than just the people attacking them?#(besides a human)#bc it ain’t a wolverine#they seem more deliberate with their ACTS of aggression#again#acts bc they are scavengers and don’t actually kill much#they mainly just terrify other animals… they are still dangerous tho#very territorial little guys#I actually am pretty sure his berserk mode might just be an animal stereotype#just like how him being an alpha of that pack of wolves was a stereotype#(ig not all of his mutations are ‘“animal like’’. some may just be exaggerated human faults)#also did you know that Wolverines are actually the BIGGEST of their family?#ah so cute… many are weasels fucking dangerous thank god they are only 6 ounces#unfortunately I can’t say the same about wolverines#I actually am having so much fun researching these animals can you tell?#wolverine#wolverine comics#headcanon#wolverine headcanon#x men
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connections between naerys and sansa?
There’s plenty! She’s very much in a Naerys/Aegon scenario in ASOS & ACOK, where she has no ability to leave the capital, no one doing anything meaningful to protect her, and a King that is obsessed with sexually humiliating her. There’s a lot of romanticism and chivalry surrounding her character and how other people react to her character, the same as Naerys.
But also, Sansa makes the comparisons to Naerys herself, and she does it before she realizes what kind of person Joffrey is! In fact, it starts with her very first chapter where she compares Joffrey interrupting Ilyn Payne & Sandor Clegane to Aemon demanding a trial by combat against Ser Morgil:
A whole day with her prince! She gazed at Joffrey worshipfully. He was so gallant, she thought. The way he had rescued her from Ser Ilyn and the Hound, why, it was almost like the songs, like the time Serwyn of the Mirror Shield saved the Princess Daeryssa from the giants, or Prince Aemon the Dragonknight championing Queen Naerys's honor against evil Ser Morgil's slanders.
She will compare Joffrey to Aemon and herself to Naerys again later, to Ned:
"Father, I only just now remembered, I can't go away, I'm to marry Prince Joffrey." She tried to smile bravely for him. "I love him, Father, I truly truly do, I love him as much as Queen Naerys loved Prince Aemon the Dragonknight, as much as Jonquil loved Ser Florian. I want to be his queen and have his babies."
(lowkey she’s so fucking funny for that “i only just now remembered” comment, idk how ned kept a straight face for it)
She then uses Aemon (and the Cargyll twins) to make Tommen feel better and dunk on Joffrey:
Prince Tommen sobbed. "You mew like a suckling babe," his brother hissed at him. "Princes aren't supposed to cry." "Prince Aemon the Dragonknight cried the day Princess Naerys wed his brother Aegon," Sansa Stark said, "and the twins Ser Arryk and Ser Erryk died with tears on their cheeks after each had given the other a mortal wound." "Be quiet, or I'll have Ser Meryn give you a mortal wound," Joffrey told his betrothed.
Again, there’s a focus on Aemon’s romantic relationship with Naerys because that's what appeals to Sansa. But when people say "Sansa sees the world through stories" it's not just about how she romanticizes or idolizes knighthood, nobility, and chivalry - she thinks through information by comparing it with similar historical events or stories and analyzing it. She clearly sees the problem with Loras protecting Margaery from Joffrey by comparing him to the Toynes instead of Aemon, and Joffrey (once again) to Aegon the Unworthy:
She is so brave, Sansa thought, galloping after her . . . and yet, her doubts still gnawed at her. Ser Loras was a great knight, all agreed. But Joffrey had other Kingsguard, and gold cloaks and red cloaks besides, and when he was older he would command armies of his own. Aegon the Unworthy had never harmed Queen Naerys, perhaps for fear of their brother the Dragonknight . . . but when another of his Kingsguard fell in love with one of his mistresses, the king had taken both their heads. Ser Loras is a Tyrell, Sansa reminded herself. That other knight was only a Toyne. His brothers had no armies, no way to avenge him but with swords. Yet the more she thought about it all, the more she wondered. Joff might restrain himself for a few turns, perhaps as long as a year, but soon or late he will show his claws, and when he does . . . The realm might have a second Kingslayer, and there would be war inside the city, as the men of the lion and the men of the rose made the gutters run red.
She’s also not wrong in her assessment here because the Tyrells (my guess is Garlan and Olenna) are so worried about this outcome they just murder Joffrey and install Tommen; like Bethany Bracken, Margaery is groomed (with all the implications that are included in such a loaded term) to be sexually available to the King because her father wants power and doesn't care if his daughter is sexually abused to get it. Like Terrance Toyne, Loras is considered attractive, skilled, and has several brothers more than willing to start a war to avenge his death. I think it's incredibly intuitive that Sansa ultimately comes to the same conclusion as two seasoned political players like (presumably) Olenna and Garlan come to, and she makes this judgement call very quickly!
And Sansa also hits on a lot of (correct) similarities when she makes these comparisons between Joffrey's court and Aegon the Unworthy's court; Aegon and Joffrey both have wild, violent temperaments while being notoriously difficult to control. It’s not just Naerys that attempts to get Aegon to stop marital raping her; Aemon’s useless tears aside, Viserys does do the bare minimum here in sending Aegon away so Naerys can heal from her miscarriages, Daeron got shitty with the Brackens about being tacky over Naerys' marital rape and ill health, Baelor fasts himself to death over Naerys’ miscarriages, etc etc. All of the “authority figures” around Aegon think his behavior is wrong but Aegon proves stubbornly difficult to control or kill. Joffrey falls along these same lines - Cersei, Robert, Tyrion, Tywin, and even Varys all struggle to get some control over Joffrey but like Aegon, he knows once he’s of age and has that crown he doesn’t have to answer for SHIT and stubbornly resists every attempt to curb his behavior. Joffrey is a hell scenario waiting to happen because like Aegon, he’s petty and petulant enough to pull the stunts Aegon pulls like pitting his true born kids against his bastard born ones and causing another violent succession crisis. I say this as like, the ultimate Joffrey Apologist here, lmaooo, he has reasons for being a nasty piece of shit but the Tyrells are right to look at him and go “oh that’s trouble” because he is a ticking time bomb. And the crazy thing is, it’s not just Sansa who compares Joffrey to Aegon the Unworthy:
"A king can have other women. Whores. My father did. One of the Aegons did too. The third one, or the fourth. He had lots of whores and lots of bastards." As they whirled to the music, Joff gave her a moist kiss. "My uncle will bring you to my bed whenever I command it." Sansa shook her head. "He won't." "He will, or I'll have his head. That King Aegon, he had any woman he wanted, whether they were married or no."
Joffrey makes the comparison himself. He's a piece of work just like his hero and he is directly threatening to rape Sansa the same way Aegon raped Naerys and poor Bethany Bracken. He is directly admitting he is "unworthy" and practically daring all of KL to overthrow him for it because he thinks they'll blink before he does (and he is unfortunately deadly wrong in this assumption).
And when you extrapolate out from there, you can see other, similar patterns between Naerys' life and Sansa's, beyond the Joffrey-Aegon, Margaery-Bethany, Loras-Terrance, and Sansa-Naerys parallels. Tyrion himself aspires to be a sort of Viserys II type player (see: "It should have been called the Lives of Five Kings" rant he gives to Oberyn); a power behind the throne directing his crazy family to do what's right or smart or proper. There's an interesting echo in Viserys taking direct action in sending Aegon away from Naerys and Tyrion stopping Joffrey in his assault of Sansa - like Viserys, he can see the monster in the king he is raising, makes an attempt to stop it, but fails because he underestimates just how dangerous and erratic his little king has become. Like Viserys, Tyrion is suspected of poisoning his own nephew in an attempt to get closer to power and the throne (and Viserys, like Tyrion, is probably innocent - the sort of fasting that Baelor was doing regularly is hard on the body!).
I don't think any of this is coincidental or accidental either, because of that haunting scene where Joffrey destroys the gift Tyrion got him. Here's the scene, excuse the wall of text, but it's important:
He plays the gracious king today. Joffrey could be gallant when it suited him, Sansa knew, but it seemed to suit him less and less. Indeed, all his courtesy vanished at once when Tyrion presented him with their own gift: a huge old book called Lives of Four Kings, bound in leather and gorgeously illuminated. The king leafed through it with no interest. "And what is this, Uncle?" A book. Sansa wondered if Joffrey moved those fat wormy lips of his when he read. "Grand Maester Kaeth's history of the reigns of Daeron the Young Dragon, Baelor the Blessed, Aegon the Unworthy, and Daeron the Good," her small husband answered. "A book every king should read, Your Grace," said Ser Kevan. “My father had no time for books.” Joffrey shoved the tome across the table. “If you read less, Uncle Imp, perhaps Lady Sansa would have a baby in her belly by now.” He laughed … and when the king laughs, the court laughs with him. “Don’t be sad, Sansa, once I’ve gotten Queen Margaery with child I’ll visit your bedchamber and show my little uncle how it’s done.” Sansa reddened. She glanced nervously at Tyrion, afraid of what he might say. This could turn as nasty as the bedding had at their own feast. But for once the dwarf filled his mouth with wine instead of words... [Joffrey gets a Valyrian sword and figures out a name for it, Widow's Wail, it's a few pages, it's not relevant here] Joffrey brought Widow’s Wail down in a savage two-handed slice, onto the book that Tyrion had given him. The heavy leather cover parted at a stroke. “Sharp! I told you, I am no stranger to Valyrian steel.” It took him half a dozen further cuts to hack the thick tome apart, and the boy was breathless by the time he was done. Sansa could feel her husband struggling with his fury as Ser Osmund Kettleblack shouted, “I pray you never turn that wicked edge on me, sire.” “See that you never give me cause, ser.” Joffrey flicked a chunk of Lives of Four Kings off the table at swordpoint, then slid Widow’s Wail back into its scabbard. “Your Grace,” Ser Garlan Tyrell said. “Perhaps you did not know. In all of Westeros there were but four copies of that book illuminated in Kaeth’s own hand.” “Now there are three.” Joffrey undid his old swordbelt to don his new one. “You and Lady Sansa owe me a better present, Uncle Imp. This one is all chopped to pieces.”
God I love that passage so much. There's a lot there but what's relevant is a) both Oberyn and Garlan are trying to get a measure of who Joffrey is, and have some child murdering plans potentially in the works during this scene. Watching Joffrey destroy a priceless tome of history given as a well thought, well meant, incredibly generous (and pointed) gift from his uncle is more than enough proof for either man to decide Joffrey is not worth the headache, and please note Garlan is the only person to call Joffrey out to his face, and Oberyn is a few pages later the only person to acknowledge this was a fantastic and kind gift from Tyrion that Joffrey reacted absolutely deranged towards for no reason. and b) Tyrion is almost literally saying to Joffrey "I can be your Viserys, I can make it so you're remembered as a great king the way Daeron II or Baelor are, or a great warrior like Daeron I, but you have to understand the reason why I'm worried about your behavior" and Joffrey does the most destructive, unworthy thing he can possibly do - he quite literally destroys priceless, useful historical knowledge and wisdom with his bare hands, in favor of senseless, petulant violence. As Catelyn would say, Joffrey's real bride is not Margaery, but the war he's fighting and the crown on his head.
All of this to say - there's a lot of parallels between Sansa's situation in KL and Naery's life and these parallels are drawn not only by Sansa herself, but also by several people around her. However, I hope for better things for Sansa than what poor Naerys got - I hope for an Aemon the Dragonknight that will do more than just cry while she's raped, but actually step into that room and defend her, or else give her the power to defend herself. Despite the long wait for The Winds of Winter, I also think it's likely we will get some sort of Dragonknight, devoted sworn sword for Sansa and this person will help protect her, and Sansa will have agency that Naerys could only ever dream of.
#valyrianscrolls#sansa stark#naerys targaryen#aemon the dragonknight#aegon the unworthy#joffrey baratheon#tyrion lannister#margaery tyrell#loras tyrell#olenna tyrell#garlan tyrell#jon and the aemons#naerys and sansa parallels#terrence toyne#bethany bracken#courtly and chivalric love#i'm not knocking tyrion for not quite seeing how dangerous joffrey is. *no one* sees it bc Systemic Patriarchy and Feudal Violence.#whether its brienne arya jon bronze yohn fucking podrick i do believe we will get a knight for sansa tho!!!#once again sorry this took so long. i had a lot more to say than i expected.#also. thank you so much for this ask this was sooooooooo much fun to write out. we are analyzing themes babeeeeee#getting on my soap box#knighthood and oath keeping#true knights#fuck i think that's all my tags#i had another section about how the show really styles her to look pale and sickly during season 3 and 4 but i had trouble phrasing it#so i just cut it. but that scene where margaery gives her the red and yellow rose and sansa looks like death? naerys vibes fr!!!
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My brother, by being an overall nuisance for 2 weeks straight, got me to try playing Warframe. And ok yeah, I'm getting some strong Prototype vibes from the movement- this is unbelievably fun, even when I keep running into walls like a drunk fly.
But this just made me think of how crazy Warframe must look from non-Tenno perspective. You're chilling in your base, minding your business, when a shiny sparkly blur NYYYYOOOOOMS across the room, killing some of your coworkers but totally ignoring you because you were a bit too far to the side to bother, the alarm starts blaring, everyone is shouting, you run after the invader- oh, but they're gone. Where did they go? They're so damn shiny, how could you lose someone so shiny in the middle of your base?? You stand in the middle of the room, with the other coworkers, looking around for any signs of the thing, and then there's only about 1,5 seconds between you noticing a shiny thing flying across the far side of the hangar and your head exploding.
Anyway play Warframe, this shit rules.
#voyagepersonal#Warframe#I'm playing the MAG and I'm really thankful for the Mass Effect -like biotic powers#I'm still so bad at not smacking my face into ceilings that pulling the enemies TO ME is a lot easier than going after each one individuall#also FUCK the Jackal fight. WHY is everything covered in lasers I can't see anything AAAAAAA#honestly other than the Jackal other enemies aren't dangerous yet. the biggest danger to me is falling off the map#Lotus must be having a lot of 'fun' with me. Ah yes. There goes my Tenno. Face-first into a doorframe again.#'damn this one got really badly braindamaged before I woke it up huh.'
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[Mulholland's Dinner and Wine]
definitely one of the weirder things i've drawn but it was fun so i'm still posting it
#not main tagging this for fun :3c#thank you unsplash first result for golf cart and thank you Mulholland EP art ur fucking goofy looking <3<3#this was supposed to be way more serious because ''I'm fucking dangerous// I get what I want''#and ''cuz when it's go-time tell me to stop'' are both banger lines#oh well#drew this once again in heavypaint but I had to completely redo grian in CSP... even then he's wonky lmao#art out the oven
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we should not, in fact, bring back man-hating feminism
like you can say your post isn't a safe place for radfems and terfs all you want but you specifically said we should bring back man-hating feminism
man-hating feminism hates trans women of color first and foremost.
man-hating feminism hates muslim men, trans men, intersex people. and i say this again, most of all, man-hating feminism hates trans women of color more than anyone. (more on this point)
we do not need to bring that back. the idea of bringing that back should sicken you. it should anger you. it should be unthinkable that you would support that.
#swingset#do i agree that people on tiktok lamenting about not being housewives is a problem? yeah#do i agree that misandry is not a systemic issue like misogyny is and that mras are full of shit? yes#but do i think we should put trans women in danger in order to combat that? absolutely fucking not#i need to make this very clear because i think some of my mutuals who reblogged that post likely did not read it carefully enough#it does not matter if you say terfs and radfems aren't welcome on your page#because if you are using the rhetoric they use#you are inviting them into your community#whether you wanted to or not#so be more careful with your language please and thank you
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im soooooo excited and ready for the rise in crocodile fanfics because of joe manganiello im about to get so fed
#opla casting coming in clutch AGAIN thank you lord#joe is soooooo fine though oh my lord#and crocodile is already fine as fuck#this is a DANGEROUS combo#im so ready though pleaseeeeeee#opla#one piece#one piece live action#crocodile one piece#joe manganiello#fanfic#one piece fanfic
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HOW DID I FUCKING FORGOT IT WAS MAX'S BIRTHDAY OH MY GOD I AM SO DUMB HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX KNOW THAT YOUR MERCH POPULATES MY VIRGINITY CORNER
#clarification: I have a bunch of F1 themed stuff that's mostly RedBull/Max themed#I call it the verginity corner cause being a RedBull fan in Italy is a surefire way to never get laid#not that I was having much luck before#ANYWAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAX!!!!! Happy birthday to the guy who got me into this sport#simply because I believed the memes about his dominance must have been exaggerated#Like nobody can win this much#right?#but he could. I miss those days. Anyway happy birthday to my most dangerous parasocial relationship#I am still firmly convinced I could pull him if he wasn't an F1 driver#he could infodump to me about cats and I could infodump him on. So much fucking stuff.#(also thanks Max for getting into F1 which made me grew closer with a friend because we're the only F1 fans in the friend group)#max verstappen
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