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awestruck-atrophy · 1 year

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I’ve heard take me to church a million times but listening to it after good omens prime puts it on an official crowley playlist is a soul-rendering experience

#good omens #crowley’s playlist #take me to church #TAKE ME TO CHURCH ARE YOU KIDDING ME #whoever asked for there to be one queen song and one Hozier song you got your wish #we won guys #we fuCKING WON

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hyperlexichypatia · 8 days

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I am begging people giving U.S. politics commentary to have, just, a basic, basic, 6th grade citizenship class level of understanding of the relationship between the branches of government. Please. You will not get icky electoralism cooties if you learn that "Whoever is the president right now is responsible for decisions the supreme court hands down right now" is nonsense.

#not only did you not pay attention in school #you obviously didn't pay attention in church camp #when they diligently instructed a bunch of kids who couldn't vote yet #that when we COULD vote we had to vote for antiabortion presidential and senate candidates #because the president appoints federal judges and the senate confirms them #draw the little chart #and if we all work very hard to elect antiabortion presidents and senators #Roe would be overturned in a few decades #and indeed #a couple of decades later #who could have FORESEEN?#your right-wing uncle who thinks the government is making the frogs gay #and that gay immigrants are coming to take his guns and his women #has a better understanding of the relationship between the presidency and the federal judiciary than you do #because this is fucking emphasized in right wing circles!#while y'all are like #“well actually Dobbs happened under BIDEN I am very clever”#“ha ha what do you mean if reelected he'll restore Roe he's elected right now ha ha”#Biden is waiting for the current justices to die Brenda #I don't even like Biden! I'm voting for him very reluctantly!#you people's piss poor civics understanding is making me defend Joseph Robinette Biden!

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introspectivememories · 4 months

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i've decided that i dont care about max verstappen domination anymore. i am swinging back around to it being funny. by how many seconds will he be in the lead in the next race? 45? a whole minute? maybe every other car on the grid will just break down and then max can do all 50 or whatever laps by himself. ferrari will still find a way to fuck charles over.

#this is the attitude i am choosing to take. it will be funnier this way.#the ferrari bit is a joke. i am (hesitantly) optimistic about this year.#2024 charles leclerc wdc will happen. i am in church actively praying for it.#f1 #max verstappen #charles leclerc #also im taking bets now #do we think max will win all 24 races? or just like 90% (22 races)?#or like lewis hamilton will come in with a steel chair and manage to take his 8th? (<- i am actively praying for that)#or!!! logan sargeant finally gets the power of america on his side and comes in as surprise contender for the championship?#<- this has no chance of happening. i just think it'll be funny.#or!!! halfway through the season charles transforms into lightning mcqueen and he wins the last half of the races thereby causing a tie #leading the fia to call for a tiebreaker match between charles and max in texas except charles gets lost in la on the way there and i end u #finding him and we fall in love and he charms my family until the paps find him and we have to reluctantly part ways but then he wins!!#and comes home to me. (<- i have described the plot of cars. charles please come home the kids miss you.)

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djungleskogs · 2 months

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#OK I NEED TO STOP engaging with 911 ship wars but i have ONE MORE THING to say (probably lying)#i think it’s genuinely concerning how many people believe a ship has to have years of emotional connection before you’re allowed to ship it #like. imo you should be allowed to ship characters for any reason #crackships and rarepairs exist for a reason #secondly and probably more importantly #i think it’s really weird how many people are uncomfortable with the idea of gay sex #not in general but like #people were saying they were uncomfortable and weirded out because #an actor vaguely insinuated that the fictional character he plays would enjoy having gay sex with his partner #like people were calling him a freak #I THINK THATS WEIRD AND CONCERNING #it’s giving ‘my ship doesn’t have sex they make love while holding hands’#i think it ties into the first point #relationships are allowed to be built off attraction #you don’t need years and years of bonding for your relationship to be valid #and i think the visceral reaction against bucktommy because they’re not besties who share a kid is borderline homophobic #like there are plenty of valid reasons to dislike tommy and bucktommy like tommys previous behaviour #but being sooo against a ship based on the fact that there wasn’t enough ‘build up’ and that they don’t have a deep emotional bond #weird #and i don’t think it’s fetishisation to enjoy a canon couple im sorry that’s just a fucking crazy take #like it’s insane to me that apparently enjoying a gay ship is fetishisation unless it meets certain ‘emotional bonding’ criteria #also bathena is one of the most beloved ships on the show and their ‘build up’ was one date and a church hangout #and no one claims that they’re rushed and underdeveloped and that’s why one of them should be written off the show #like i said i think there’s a lot of valid reasons to dislike the ship (even if i do enjoy it)#but some of the arguments i’ve seen are just weird and i think you guys need to look at why it makes you uncomfortable #engage with other fandoms with more diverse ships and maybe you’ll calm down a little #911 discourse #for clarity the tumblr fandom seems to be okay but 911twt is an actual hell scape

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isfjmel-phleg · 9 months

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#random personal stuff #I get it everyone in church wants to fuss over the babies #who are very cute and I'm glad that they're loved! they should be!#but I'd like to put in a good word *also* for a group who tend to get overlooked and undervalued #and that's older kids #once you get past baby age in the church circles I'm familiar with #you are no longer an object of adoration and are now a nuisance a burden and a problem that needs to be suppressed and contained #parents will openly complain about them and heaven forbid anyone reach adolescence because then they're regarded as next-door to a monster #and not many people are really listening to older kids or thinking about what they might need as human beings #which is connection and knowing that people give a darn about them personally #and don't just see them as something to be 'kept busy' or as free labor/babysitting for younger nuisances #I have the most interesting conversations with these kids #they're bright and hilarious and passionate about all kinds of things #and they're dealing with more than most adults seem to realize or take seriously #I remember being that age very vividly and the adult whom I wanted to be around the most was my aunt whenever she visited #because she actually took the time to listen to me and put up my jawing about [current obsession]#probably took a lot of patience on her part but I appreciated it so much #it made me feel like I mattered #sometimes the kids at church will talk to me and I want to be for them the kind of adult my aunt was for me #they ARE worth listening to!#everybody at every stage of life is worth caring about

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sacrificial-lamb-sam · 2 years

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hot take this was one of the coolest shots in the show and I think it's under appreciated

#the OBSESSION the fact it was hidden away the fact that he coloured the eyes him self #the eyes look off because he did it in a rush #scott carey you might be my favorite psychic kid bc of the collage in your closet #we got precious few moments with you but this collage tells us so much #like the focus of this shot is sam seeing it and being like ''oh shit this guy is connected to the yellow eye demon some how''#and the show tells us scott was afraid. it tells us he was confused and scared #reminds me of that tumblr post that's like ''shark week became my religion the couch was my church''#''when you spend so much time on something on trying to understand it you can't help loving it a little you can love something and still be-#-scared of it''#and that post has lived in my mind rent free for awhile bc it. it's just so good #and the obsession the narrator has with sharks is understandable #anyway scott feels the same way about yellow eyes that the writer of that post has about sharks #fear but a desire to understand to the point of obsession #take a shot every time i say obsession in these tags #but like. there's only one word to describe the yellow eye collage. obsession #azazel had taken over Scott's life

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rabbithub · 2 months

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You know the line, 'to be loved is to be changed'? I think that would work for Fallen Angel!AU.

#like hear me out #essentially Doppio isn't loved too much earlier on as a child and a scapegoat for other older angels #and so he starts sneaking out of Heaven to find some semblance of love or at least someone who doesn't dislike him #then one day he sneaks into a younger Diavolo's room when the latter is hiding in his room and nearly suicidal #so Doppio does the rare and unwise thing and reveals himself and starts talking to Diavolo like #'hi are you okay can we be friends?'#and Diavolo (being a kid at this time) hesistantly agrees because- well why not?#and they were friends for a few years until Doppio ended up being told to 'help' in one of heaven's libraries #so he couldn't leave for years (also he saw the fire and thought Diavolo died) except for rare moments where he still sneaks out of heaven #eventually he finds the truth out that Diavolo is still alive and the villian is planning something bad #so Doppio essentially says 'fuck this I'm out' to the villian and straight up falls out of heaven #and he ends up at the burned out church Diavolo used to go to and Diavolo happens to be there too #it takes a few days but they catch up with each other #and Doppio realizes all that shit he's been told about falling is bullshit and he's gotten braver if not ballsier over the years #sure he can't return to heaven but he's with his childhood friend and that's more than goddamned worth it #sorry for the wall of tags but #i have feelings for these rose colored bastarss #Aus #Fallen Angel!AU

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freckleslikestars · 11 months

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Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good luck.

DOCTOR WHO 3.10 | Blink

#doctor who #dw gifs #doctor who gifs #doctor who blink #Sally Shipton: the ship that never sailed #I was watching the time of angels/flesh and stone the other day and it made me so fucking angry because they did the angels so fucking dirt #and like okay they're alright episodes but the one thing that really pisses me off is the way they show the angels moving #like...the beauty of Blink is that you never see the angels moving you just see that they have moved #and that means that as the viewer you also feel responsible for not blinking - it doesn't move when you're watching the screen #and it really brings you into the episode - it makes it feel so much more real #to the point where it terrified me as a kid - I'd spend the whole episode with my eyes wide open because I was terrified that if I blinked #the angels would win #and because I didn't blink they didn't win #and then we have flesh and stone and we see the angels move and it just...ugh it takes you out of it. Like. There are so many ways they #could have done it without showing the angels move - just focus on amy's face and have the grinding sounds of stone would be the easiest #but they showed the angels moving and I hate it I hate it I hate it #as context Blink and Smith and Jones were the only episodes of Doctor Who we had on DVD as a kid because they were given out with the Radio #Times or the Daily Mail or something back in the day when they'd send TV episodes out with the news papers #and I remember going to the news agent's after church on the weeks those were available and buying the news paper that week #little seven year old me unable to actually see over the counter #I can't remember why I didn't get the rest but I got those two #and because they were the only ones I had and this was in the days before iplayer (it was launched December 2007) and then because I didn't #have access to a computer to watch stuff online #I just watched those two episodes on repeat #and so they became my favourite episodes by default #but also Blink stands up to the test of time #life is short and you are hot #every single line is a banger and sally sparrow and billy shipton is the greatest ship that never shipped in the world fight me #my gifs

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myglassesareinkansas · 11 months

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I’ve never dogsat a puppy before, much less one that was only 16 weeks old, and I am. Very overwhelmed

#k speaks #i’m not kidding when i say i’m genuinely considering asking friends to help me for the first week #just like a revolving door of friends #i even asked my parents to come and stay with me for an extra week bc i’m already sleep deprived and overwhelmed #i don’t have time to myself anymore #and these are my last two weeks before i move and like #i won’t have any time to adjust to being on my own by then #he’s cute when he’s asleep but only then #and i feel really bad for saying it but i don’t like him #i’m now gonna have a scar on my leg bc he wouldn’t stop jumping and i couldn’t get him down and he ended up scratching me #he barked for an hour bc i put him in his crate for bedtime and then pouted bc i needed to take a shower #how am i supposed to make food or sleep or shower or go to church or any of these things #i need sleep but i also need my me time #he was SUPPOSED to be in the other room for bedtime but then he cried. for an hour #the thing is!!! the other dog is fine!!! i love that dog!!! he’s never given me problems before #but the puppy is. a lot #anyways i’ve decided i don’t want pets or kids lol can you believe it

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lordstormageddidnt · 8 months

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Why do straight people on Reddit always act like the worst thing in the entire world is raising someone else's kid

#alfie #okay like i understand 'i feel betrayed that my partner cheated on me and tried to pass off her boytoy's baby is mine'#but like sometimes it feels like the betrayal isnt the cheating its the 'baby isnt mine genetically' thing #i dont get it #does it really matter that much????#i get being disappointed if your husband is infertile #but that doesnt mean you cant have kids??????#people out here fearmongering in the comments about how you should get a paternity test just in case the baby got swapped at the hospital #like??? god forbid you take care of someone elses baby #if you had gotten that pat test immediately what would you have done with the baby just drop it off on a church doorstep #and head back inside for round 2?????

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steakout-05 · 8 months

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[VERY LOUD] i discovered audiostretch and my life has been changed forever

and of course the very first thing i used it for was the video of a kid with a very bad microphone that became an inside joke in my friend group. enjoy and please turn your volume down.

#VERY LOUD #take off your headphones please #i beg of you #you will destroy your ears #this video is so fucking funny how did his mic get THAT BAD #i can't even hear what he's saying over the amount of ear-piercing beeps and boops #i dont even know where this video comes from #i found it on the reviews page for the among us church of worship when it was still on google maps #and my god was it the funniest thing i had seen that month #my sense of humour is so broken #this video is pure gold and i want this kid to know just how much joy he has brought to me and my friends #audiostretch

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scare-ard--sleigh · 1 year

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my husband and i got exceedingly hammered last night and he proceeded to explain the history of catholicism & christianity to me so i could write more accurate porn fjbmgfbkj #blessed

#silver jelly #wish i remembered it a little more but it's okay he drew diagrams #difficult bc i think i was picturing joseph's parents as catholics and that wouldn't make sense if i also hc that they're the ones who #helped him get his job (or at least his foot in the door.) he's just def not a catholic.#but wait HMMMMM what if that was another point of rebellion/contention. he started in the catholic church but it never Felt Right #not as a priest but something very like. beginner. idk maybe even a youth minister there too.#having a job that's Almost It is so hard jbmkbg okay anyway. it makes his parents really happy and he stays for uhhhh probably less than #a year but probably more than a couple of months bc it's been sooooo long since he was able to make them happy.#but it doesn't make HIM happy at least not exactly. catholicism never did (he strikes me as a catholic school kid probably through #all his schooling so he's known for a long time that a lot of it doesn't resonate.) and maybe this is where mary comes in.#and maybe she gives him the confidence he needs to find a church that's more aligned with his beliefs and his approach to faith.#there's a talk where she's like 'you're miserable and this is going to be your life if you don't get away from what's making you miserable'#sad and foreshadowy bc. well.#so he goes to Thee Maple Bay Church that we see in canon. he's not in the cul-de-sac yet. this is also before he and mary were even dating.#and maybe that's part of what makes her fall for him. it takes a lot of strength to leave your job and your family's church.#she sees him as a guy who takes action. this is also sad foreshadowing.#god this is SO JUICY fjbmigkj #but what is he now you may ask???? still no idea <3 #the christiansen mess

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inkedcryptid · 2 years

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The entire Hozier album (2014) is pure poetry and you can't tell me otherwise

#hozier #take me to church #when my time comes around lay me gently in the cold eart #no grave can hold my body down #I'll crawl home to her #ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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isfjmel-phleg · 9 months

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THIS IS A PERSONAL POST

#random personal stuff #I was talking to my mom about having empathy for older kids and listening to them and taking them seriously #and she said something about how 'at that age you take yourself VERY seriously' (disdainful)#...and I just...#yes you do take yourself seriously at that age (who else around you will?)#but why does that make one less worthy of consideration #after all my mom herself really went through it in middle school and I wish I could go back and offer her some reassurance #between this and the rhetoric of the book I finally finished and what my mom tells me about church drama #there are a lot of perspectives in my circles that make me very tired #why are people like this why am I like this how do I get off this mindset bus

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goldenhypen · 2 years

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you guys know that feeling when you’ve finally found your soulmate ,,,, but they live on the opposite end of the world and don’t even know of your existence 😀

#whether jakey be in korea or australia #somehow he’s always on the opposite side of the world from me :’)#except for a couple weeks ago when he was in la and i happened to be on vacation just one state away 😏#but that was the closest we’ve ever been :’)#warning: delulu venting up ahead #sjsjsjdjdj #like where am i going to find a guy who is so polite and kind and funny and handsome and rich and used to play the bass in church #and who likes to fish and who is athletic who used to play soccer and who can’t drink anything unless it has ice and who loves dogs #who takes sm pride in his dog and who loves and is good at math and who writes his own lyrics and composes #and who is learning to produce music and who loves to sing and dance and rap #and who loves others like he would himself and who loves and is so good with kids #and who protects his loved ones and who stands up for himself and others #and who is smart and caring and who strives and takes big steps outside his comfort zone to personally improve and grow #and who strives to reach his goals and dreams and who helps out and loves his family #and who is a cute lil scaredy cat but for the things that matter he is brave and does what he needs to in order to conquer it #i can go on and on but i’ll stop for now cuz i’m taking up sm room in the tags skdjdk #as you can tell my standards are vv high #i’m not letting this heart go to just anyone 🤨#(unless his name is jake sim and who fits in to all of these standards 🫶🏻)#i am so delulu rn #guys i miss him :(#i miss him every second of the day :( i miss him :(#ok imma shut up now hhh 🥺#♡#em speaks #also reading this back i realized i forgot to say some of those things sound so random but it’s bc some of the things he loves #applies to the things my family loves and i rlly value family #so like 🥹 imagine the things they would bond over 🥹#which reminds me to add that he also is learning to play the guitar 🥹 and that- ugh the bonding 😭#ok this is the 30th tag i’m out bye y’all if you have jakey pics send them my way :))

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skeletalheartattack · 2 years

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what weird things scared you as a kind? asking

well to preface: i was scared of everything as a kid. ranging from the idea of if rats could climbs stairs, to the concept of black holes. i was primarily scared of natural disasters, like tornadoes and hurricanes, but also bears and stuff like that... granted we don't have any of those things where i live.

but to point out some odd things... let's see.

i was scared of this old rubber clown mask my brother had for halloween one year. like it'd be laying on the ground in our bedroom closet and i always hated seeing it as a kid.

one time my parents bought this plush of Shrek that had a plastic head and hands, and for some reason they thought it'd be a great idea to put it in bed with me while i was sleeping to surprise me with it. to put it into perspective, i slept on the top bunk of a bunkbed with no real way to see what i was looking at, and the lights were off. well it scared the piss out of me.

one time me and my cousin were just dumping random shit into a cooler that was on our porch, with dirt and grass and sticks and shit like that. all of a sudden, a weird thought popped in my mind of like "hey what if this came to life and wanted to kill you for making it alive" and so like i started fucking crying and ran into my house

i have a vivid memory of getting a megamind toy from mcdonalds or something, and proceeding to hide it beneath our living room recliner since i was afraid that, with a character having a head that big, he would take over the world. a few days later i felt bad and removed him from beneath there.

i was always scared of treating inanimate objects poorly, because in the back of my head i always thought that id wake up one day to have my mind switched with it, and it'd pretend to be me and do evil things

last one since i don't want this to go on for too long, but before school one time, my mother insisted i watched the halloween episode of Family Matters, which had the ventriloquist dummy version of Steve Urkle. i had nightmares for like weeks

#ask #anon #i think theyre funny memories atleast #im sure theres a lot more that are equally as odd #ik i was afraid of water levels in most collectathon platformers from the n64 era #weirdly enough. i dont remember if Clanker scared me or not. the unagi eel from Mario 64 definitely did though #the visual of jolly roger lagoon from banjo tooie freaked me out #like. this big huge lake with a tiny hole you had to swim deep into? horrid. fucked up.#master hand from smash 64 scared me a bit. like i was too afraid to fight him myself.#oh uhh. shadowman 64 scared me as a kid #it was a game i borrowed from my dads friend cause i thought it looked cool #and i only remember playing the intro bit where youre platforming through the swamp until you get to a church(?)#it didnt scare me UNTIL there was a screen with like. a teddy bear pinned with nails n shit #so like id always try to give it back to his friend. and like it took a few tries cause he was like. nah youre free to keep borrowing it :)#like no man you gotta take it back this instant or its gonna kill me #OH!#at my great grandfathers house in his basement. me and my cousins would screw around down there #like there were pedal cars and stuff wed drive around down there for example #but hanging from the ceiling next to a window was this coconut head my uncle made #and it scared me to literal tears in front of all my cousins #so like. they had to cover it up with a grocery bag so id stop crying #my cousins still bring that up to me during holiday stuff #anyway i hope that answers your question!!#thank you for the ask anon :)

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