#TAHTS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO ME

[eggtwobroes]

frenrye

i dont evem know who these guys ARE!

jokes aside though i luv frenrey. frenrey means alot to me which sounds kind of funny to say. its an inside joke to several friend groups (3 friendgroups i can think of off the top of my head). its a comfort. it makes me unironically nauseous if i think about it in bad contexts. i couldnt look at it for a little bit due to bad associations. it also helped me figure out alot about myself (mostlu helped me figure out that im. fictoromantic </3)

alot of text under the cut sorry. WATCH OUT! (ship ask game)

as for what it means to me personally, at first i was annoying with hlvrai. i had the worst possible characterizations yiu could possibly conjure up because i wanted to frankenstein every fucking ao3 trait for benrey and gordon together because i thought that was the way to characterize them. i was also 13 so whatever. i also projected onto benrey HARD which made him more annoying and me more annoying also. at some point i projected too hard and got nauseous with the ship cuz i convinced myself that i was projecting trauma about my ex friends onto them.??? which was weird but i ended up reaching some closure regarding those ex friends a little while ago and also at the time i realised "hm. no this is stupid" and moved on. then i got on tumblr and became a bigger frenrey fan (really funny to say) and it started meaning more to me... my characterizations got better ovr time (same with my art) and everything was goung well. i had friends who liked frnerey and also i liked frenrey myself. peace and love on planet autism. and then the thing in june happened when my now ex friend told me something about literally everyone in The Frenrey Discord server which caused alot of stuff that i wont explain cuz i think you guys know it by now. that was embarrassing. i also couldnt look at frenrey because i associated it with that and it made me sick to my stomach to think about. at some point i got normaler and less mentally ill and stuff. frenrey also became a relaly big inside joke in my friend groups and stuff <3 i dont really make as much frenrey art as i used to now since im more of a darnrey enthusiast at this point but thats cuz i did figure out im fictoro bcuz of it (shoutout to my wife. girdon)

other than what it personally means 2 me its also a really funny dynamic. guy shows up and starts pestering you the WHOLE FUCKING DURATION of the worst days of ur life. claims he used to know you when you were kids (you fucking didnt). and ur brains response to this is "lets kiss with tongue" its so funny. in canon context its like. this guy plays a game and meets the most fucking insufferable npc of his life and falls in love with him when hes literally not even tangible. how do you store that much emotion towards a character from a game you could just turn off dude. theyre both pathetic i think. their dynamic is kinda hard to describe. i think its funny when benreys head over heels for this guy that hates his guts. i think its funny if they both hate eachothers guts and are simultaneously thinking "i hope this guy fucking goes to hell. i bet he wants to kiss me. good thing i dont want that". i think its funny if benrey doesnt care about gordon at all and just harasses him cuz he thinks its funny and gordons like "god this guy sucks. would it be weird if i kissed him. id hate that probably". idk its a very fun ship to play around with its very flexible.. they fit as queerplatonic, romantic, AND platonic. they work out in game and nongame scenarios. they work in aus because theyre opposites. its so fun. im like dr frankenstein and frenrey is my frankensteins monster that i test on just to see what happens and what works best. idk how else to end this paragraph and continue to the next one sorry

mre related to the first bit about how theyre an inside joke. heres a collection of frenrey related images that are inside jokes or about inside jokes

theres also a lot more videos i have but i cant put themall here. sadly. heres one at least

[mechanically-made]

shockwave fucking slamming into the ground compilation

[infaethible]

im a sucker for yuri pregnancy. gijinka tacomic domestic wifery.. pregnant aco. milftube is out tacomum is in. but also plain old object pregnancy tickles me. i think pregnancy testy is just a guy you can talk to and he tells you.

[bonetrousled]

ohhhh the unending march of time onwards can do that

[kaevch]

STOP. STOP SHIPPING HIM WOTH CHILDREN. IM BEGGING YOY. THERE ARE LITERALLY TEARS IN MY EYES. IM GENUINELY SO FUCKING SAD STOP IT ILL FIND YOUR HOUSE AND SHAKE YPU UP AND DOWN VIOLENTLY/neg CAN WR JUST JUST JUST LEAVE HIM BE PLEASE. PLEASE. IM SO DONE WITH THIS SHIT

[daphnalia]

only the funniest things being allowed in goofs realm is giving me hope for yeet bigly content cause name anything funnier in regards to this godforsaken podcast

[the-acid-pear]

hey so I noticed that your pronouns are they/ve/he/she which is cool because we share a lot of them but that’s not what this ask is about

I originally read that and in my head I thought “THEYVE HESHE THE PENTAGON”. Thought you would appreciate this but too embarrassed to actually show my account so. Anon it is. Have a nice day.

THAT'S THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD DO NOT BE ASHAMED I FUCKING LOVE IT

[s0lar-ch3ri]

a point made by my non jrwi friend

so its so funny to think about how gryffin mentions to chip taht he wont beat the alligations, like its not a made up concept he said that in an ep

and my friend made me realise.

the alligations are fucking canon.

people on board the albatross are accusing chip of homosexuality.

imagine other islands thinking this too. other ships. even the goddesses. chips number one enemy? niklaus? no. price? no. his demons? close. NO ITS ACCUSATIONS OF BEING FUCKING GAY

"everyone's too busy wanting to kiss the bastard to realize the alligations are canon" is a raw fucking line and they are so real for it

hey edits so i see reblogs including credit! while i did play a part somewhat, the "non-jrwi enjoyer" is the one who made me think about this shit, and they are on tumblr! while i dont have permission for their ao3, my silly lil mutual is on tumblr as @arcadianxanadus so go follow them and shit, let them know i sent you, all that, okie byee esit over

[phighterss]

no fr, kinda rant off of urs

and like no hate to soda, but when people ask her about how Xcharacter and Zcharcater would interact and she doesn't really give an answer or says 'its just a roblox game' or something along those lines it can be really annoying.

these are characters they've been developing for some time now that the community wants to know more about and they don't give us much at all.

i also remember when there were a few Halloween related asks, like just about what the phighters would dress up as, and she just said 'they celebrate Halloween differently' and didnt give like any actual answer

i watched a steam of hers that happened today and she like dodges SO many questions it’s not even funny literally all of it is “no comment”.. like woman why are you edging us

there are some genuinely interesting questions like one someone asked about illumina’s personality and she like didn’t even answer??? all she said was that he’s intelligent and tahts like IT

while i love soda and all she and the devs genuinely need to cave to their fan base a bit more because i’ve like been scraping the bottom of the barrel for shit and it’s just so fucking retarded as to why there is literally BARELT ANYTHING i’m not even lying u can go on the official wiki and wam bam yes ma’am NOTHING. just some info on their heights, pronouns, ages, and maybe a sentence or two about their personality or job and that’s… it…..

it drives me nuts i am not kidding when i’m saying i’ve never seen devs that gatekeep as hard as phighting devs do it’s actually fucking diabolical

woman if someone’s asking u about what a phighter would wear for holloween and they celebrate differently, at the very LEAST explain what they celebrate and maybe a few things they do just… talk…. PLEASE man

[atla-confessions]

Aang and Katara (and sometimes Sokka) get a lot of hate (from very diffenrt groups) because of southern raiders but you know who doesn’t get enough hate for the role they played? Zuko.

I love zuko I love him so much but how he went about Southern raiders will never sit right with me. People that uplift what he did as empowering Katara and only he can understand katara will never sit right with me.

Because Zuko specifically took information taht Sokka had shared with him about his and Katara’s trauma in a bid to help him understand why Katara was taking a hard stance about not coming round to him. And he took that information and was using it to try and manipulate Katara into liking him because I think y’all forget that he wasn’t doing this out of the kindness of his heart he specifically was exploiting her trauma to get her to like him which like is really fucked up.

Like don’t get me wrong I don’t think he did he did this with malicious intent he was using his own experience and socialization to solve the problem. He become friends with Sokka and Aang because of going on a life changing trip where he helped them deal with some trauma. And so he is trying to manufacture those same circumstances for katara. It’s kind of funny kind of cute a lot of fucked up.

Also he was giant asshole about the whole thing I think people forget that. I don’t know about you but If I was Sokka I would be genuinely so upset with him. Imagine you told your friend something deeply personal about your family trauma and then they throw it in your face as reason they are helping your sister commit murder I would have been spazzing out too 😭😭

All this to say I love the gaang they are all such fucking weirdos but they are still just kids that make mistakes and get angry but my boy Sokka needed an apology from everyone for that episode because what 😭😭

X

[rubendiasthoughts]

I am so happy to share this with you guys 🤭 Thank you so much to the person who sent in this idea, I hope you like how it turned out ❤

A smutty imagine about picking Ruben up from work:

You were sitting in your car, waiting for Ruben to finish work. His car was currently at the mechanics, so you promised him you would come and pick him up. You rolled your window down to let in some fresh air, while you were listening to some song that was playing on the radio.

Few minutes went by and you heard voices nearing you. You turned your head and saw your boyfriend with his teammate John walking your way. They looked very happy, talking and laughing to each other. When Ruben and his friend noticed you, you gave them a little wave. When they got to where you parked your car, Ruben walked to the other side of the car, to sit on the passenger seat. Meanwhile John walked up to your side and put his hand on top of your car.

"Hi y/n, how have you been?" he asked with a smile on his face.

"Good, how are you?" you responded, while Ruben made himself comfortable in the passenger seat.

"I am alright. So you are on the chauffeur duty now, huh? "

"Yeah, just for today, though." you told him.

The three of you talked for few minutes, John made you laugh by telling a funny story from today involving your boyfriend.

"Okay, I gotta get going." John said when he finished his story.

You all said goodbye. And after he walked away, you started your car. You looked to your side and saw Ruben staring at you.

"What are you looking at? " you asked while adjusting the mirrors of your car.

"Don't I get a kiss hello? " he asked smirking.

You smiled at him and leaned over to him. He put his hand on your cheek and placed a kiss on your lips.

"You look so pretty today. I like this dress on you." he told you when you backed your car out and left the parking. You thanked him quietly and focused your eyes on the road.

When you stopped at lights you looked at him only to realise he was staring at you again.

"What is it now?"

"Just thinking that I should make you drive me more often, so I can just sit back and enjoy the view." he told you nonchalantly, a goofy smile appeared on his face when he saw how you blushed at his words.

When the two of you got home you went straight inside, but the minute Ruben closed the door behind you, you felt his hands grabbing your ways and pushing you on the door, your back flush to it. He leaned down and captured your lips in a passionate kiss, pushing his tounge inside your mouth. When he broke off the kiss he moved his head down to your neck, to place open mouthed kisses on it, while he mumbled something about needing to thank his girl properly. He groped your breast through the material of your dress, making you moan. He pressed one last kiss to the place where your neck meets your shoulder and he sunk to his knees in front of you. He hooked one of your legs over his shoulder after he pulled your panties down your legs. He bunched up your dress over your hips using both of his hands and started placing kisses on your thighs. He looked up at you admiring the way you looked, your cheeks flushed, biting your lip to try and muffle the noises taht were leaving your mouth. After placing one more kiss to the top of your thigh he pressed another one to your clit, making you throw your head back. His tounge started licking through your folds, shameless moans leaving your mouth at this point.

"Tastes so sweet baby, like a fucking candy" Ruben mumbled into your pussy and pushed two of his fingers inside you and started moving them in and out of you. Your fingers were tangled in his hair, your eyes closed from the overwhelming pleasure he was giving you. He only stopped his movements when he felt your walls squeezing around his fingers. He looked up at you, his hand holding you by your hip to keep you steady. When you finally opened your eyes to look at him, he gave you a sly smile and pressed a kiss to your thigh, before he took your leg off his shoulder and stood up to kiss your lips.

Thank you for reading 💙

[a-cat-in-toffee]

prime destroyers dash part 2 :3 (part 1, part 3)

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I think my favorite fandom phenomenon is wavelength vs w2. Like w2 has his own tag on ao3 lmao

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her*

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WAIT WHAT

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wait hold on i haven't checked ao3 in forever do i actually have 2 different tags now

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[Two screenshots of black text on a white background, both with a dotted underline. The first screenshot says “Wavelength (Hero RPF)” and the second one says “W2 | Wavelength (Hero RPF)”]

this is so funny

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Okay can someone explain to me if stopstealingmytech is a rp blog or not. Because everyone treats her (?) like she isn't and im. So confused

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[A selfie of Wavelength, in her suit with the hood pulled up so you can’t see any of her hair, holding up the peace sign. The background is too dark to discern anything.]

not a rp blog, just actually wavelength

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Me and @/tide-apologist making out spades style

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IM GONNA BLOCK YOU

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we’re just like tidalwave

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UPDATE ON THE EMO CHICK IN THE PARK SHE SAID YESSSS

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YEAAHHHHHHHHH TAHTS MY FUCKING MOOT

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Why are there so many villains and vigilantes on tumblr. What the fuck. There's like basically none on twitter??? Unless you count le frog

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They just like it here i guess

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[average-vibe]

”Are You Well?” pairing: Tom Simons x Fem!reader summary: you have a killer headache, and your boyfriend is very worried about you TW: cursing, so much fluff, and unedited work (lmk if i missed anything) A/N: this is my first Tommyinnit fic! hope you like it! i definitely didn’t get the title idea from the artful dodger masterlist ****

you quietly groaned in pain as your boyfriend, bless his soul, yelled out on joy, proceeded by a loud laugh.

“WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?” Tom continued, laughing along with the sounds of his keyboard keys getting smashed by his quick fingers. you held your head in your hands, trying to ease the banging pain in you temples. after about 5 more minutes of loud shenanigans going on in his office, you resorted to going in there, hoping he would calm down when he saw you. you slowly made your way to his office, and when you opened the door, his demeanor became a gentle, kinder looking one.

“Oh look! it’s the love of my life!” he said in a calm manner. you had been in some videos and more streams, but you rarely came in unplanned.

“Hey, can i stay in here?” you asked, looking at his monitor, slightly surprised to see how tired and, well, bad you looked.

”if you’d like. i’m doing a mod stream.” he replied, smiling at you, a twinge of worry in his eyes.

you then saw the chat, and as you moved closer, you could see some of the comments.

TommYinniT12: OMG ITS Y/N QUEEENNNNN

fruity-sky: LOVE UUUU

random.user1928: are u ok? how u doin?

barbie*gurl*barbie*world: hope ur doing well :)

You smiled at the ‘fans’ you had, giving a small wave. “Hey guys! how’s the stream going?” you asked.

“Going pretty good, better now, though.” Tommy flirted, smirking at the camera. “Obviously, i make everything better.” you teased, shrugging your shoulders as you sat down in a small stool designated for you. it was titled the “Y/N throne” (named by tubbo). You caught tom slightly glancing at you in a worried type of way as you answered some questions about how life was going. you shrugged it off, supposing it was something on your face, or maybe the dark circles that had gathered underneath your eyes.

Finally, you had finished introducing yourself, you sat back and watched your boyfriend joke around with his fans with the mods, which had made every tame animal hostile, and every hostile animal tame.

“AAAAGH!” Tommy yelled, as a chicken began to attack him. it was funny, but the sudden yell made you flinch in pain, your head in agony. you shut your eyes and tried to distract yourself, but the pain in your forehead was too prominent to be dismissed. your boyfriend looked back at you, as he clearly noticed your sudden change in additude.

“you okay?” he quietly spoke, trying to not draw attention to you, but no matter what, obviously his fans were going to take note of what happened.

username: is she okay?

papi susis: look at her; is she well?

you quickly nodded, smiling for effect, but you knew tom didn’t buy a second of it. but he simply nodded in return and turned back to his monitor, attempting to react to some comments taht chat was making, most of which about you, worried about your well-being.

“Yeah, i’m SO excited to meet up with them.” tom rambled, referring to his plans to meet up with Bill, Aimsey, and Ranboo. “I think y/ns going aswell, aren’t you?” he asked, turning to you.

“yeah, if you’ll let me.” you joked. “i’ll go as long as you let me out of the basement.”

“wHAT?” he reacted, the small yell going straight to your migraine, but you continued in your smirk, not wanting to ruin the stream with your headache.

the rest of the stream was spent with you laughing slightly at tom, who kept making flirtatious remarks towards you, making you blush a deep red and all the fans go crazy. after what seemed like forever, he finally signed off, saying goodbye to his fans and ending the stream.

“What’s the matter?” he said, almost immediately after ending the live. you studied him, looking at his eyes that were drowned in worry for you. his eyebrows that were furrowed together in stress. and his mouth that had hints of a smile at the ends of his mouths.

“Y/N.”

“huh?”

“what’s the matter? you’ve been staring at me for like, 30 seconds straight.” he said.

“oh. sorry.” you said, standing up from your “throne”. “i’m gonna go to bed.” you said, walking to the door until you felt a strong grip on your arm, holding you from advancing any further.

“Y/N. What is the matter?” he asked, the third time now. “Are you well?”

“i’m okay.” you said, playing a small smile.

Tom didn’t but it for a second.

“No your not.” he said, standing up, his frame towering above you. loosened his grip on your arm and wrapped his arms around your waist.

“i just have a headache, Tommy. That’s it, i promise.”

“how bad is it?”

you looked down, trying not to let him see your eyes. “Umm..”

“is it one of you worse ones?” tom asked, with nothing but concern in his eyes.

“yeah. a really bad one. the worst one yet.”you said, in one big string of words.

Tom held you close, giving you a gentle hug. “I suppose my screaming didn’t help much.” he guessed, looking guilty.

you hugged him tighter, sighing. “No, it really didn’t. but it’s part of your job.” you defended him, holding his face in your hands.

“I need to think about you more. i only think about my fans during streams. i never think about you. i’m sorry, love.” Tommy says, guilt covering all of his emotions.

“It’s okay.” you say, smiling.

“Do you wanna go cuddle in bed?” he asks, almost innocently.

“i would love to.” you say. “just let me get my headache medicine.”

“no, let me do it.” he says, jumping infront of you, walking to the closet.

for the rest of the night, he wouldn’t let you do anything, insisting that ‘you need to rest!’ before doing it for you.

when you finally fell asleep, he kissed your head.

“sleep well, love.

***** A/N: that sucked but wtvr.. sorry for taking so long on the stream part lol

hope you liked it

love u

[optimisticrunawaygalaxy]

Euihg. auhghufg. nEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TO get into slimccl more. taht guy is so funny. what minecraft rps has he done, i usually watch his other gameplay (because dsmp is SO FUCKING LONG and i will NOT be watching it because fuck me i have a life) like i want to watch him be silly but also inevetably go insane. help

[mister-mickey]

Sexuality headcanons

(Does not have anything to do with the ship hcs, these are my personal hcs. It’s more related to the twitter au but even then it’s not 100% the same)

Experience doesn’t necessarily mean sex, just like dating and such

Darry

- Cis and gay lol

- He likes guys that fight (Paul, tim)

- That’s why he liked football so much lolol

- Despite this he doesn’t have a lot of experience with other guys because he only dated girls in highschool

Soda

- Bisexual ofc. Also cis but very connected to fem side

- His type is uhh. Mean ppl. He hates to admit it though and makes excuses for his partner/crush

- “No Sandy isn’t cheating on me she just has lots of guy friends!” “Steve isn’t mean he’s just bitey!”

- Has experience with lots of different ppl because he’s so in demand so he’s good at flirting (charming handsome boy)

Pony

- Hm. Also bisexual because if taht obvious crush on cherry but also everyone else in the book lmao. Non-binary in a “I don’t give a fuck about my gender” way. Still he/him

- Doesn’t have a set type, it’s literally just anyone. He meets someone? Oh wow, new crush.

- It seems like he’s attracted to assholes, but it’s actually just because everyone around him is an asshole

- No experience, he’s 14 and kind of losery (I love him still, not pb hate)

Twobit

- Bisexual but leans towards girl, cis

- Canon that he likes blondes, so I bet he’s made out with dally at a party at least once.

- Marcia is an obvious exception to this and he doesn’t understand it. He jokes about her dying her hair blonde but he really does like her as is

- Lots of experience I’m sure. He’s funny and charming, I’d be surprised if he didn’t

Dally

- Bisexual but leans toward guys, cis

- Likes people that kick his ass (tim, Sylvia) honestly his type is just people that see him for who he is

- Tim and Sylvia are his toxic exes that he keeps going back to. He hates it but they really are some of the only people that he feels understand him

- He’s Dallas, im pretty sure Ponyboy mentioned him having tons of flings so he’s got experience.

Steve

- Gay, and I read a really good fic where he was ftm and it rearranged my brain so he’s trans now

- His type is pretty boys (soda) he’s mostly only ever had a crush on soda so it’s not like he’s explored his type lol

- He dated evie because she was friends with Sandy and he wanted to double date with soda and Sandy so he could watch them the entire time (jealous mf)

- Zero experience, he refused to even kiss evie and he never had the guts to even look at other guys

Johnny

- Hm. Gay and cis, but he seriously questioned his gender for a bit because he didn’t have much of a self concept and he couldn’t imagine himself at all. He decided to stop thinking about it because it stressed him out

- His type is people that he thinks are better than him (Dallas, for being tuffer, pony, for being smarter) he thinks that being around cool people will make him feel better about himself

- It doesn’t work, but he still likes to do it. Anyway, pony and dally still make him feel better in other ways because they think he’s so cool

- No experience, nobody ever flirts with him (or even notices him) except for Sylvia that one time. He thinks he’s ugly but honestly he just needs to put himself out there

Tim

- Gay and ftm (projecting lolll) very few people know because he was really young when he transed. Like when he was like 4 and his parents were like “hm okay whatever we don’t care anyway.” Also itty bitty titty committee so he doesn’t even have to bind (jealous)

- His type is literally just tough guys. That’s why he dated dallas and why he likes darry. They’re both tough and good at fighting.

- also dated Sylvia but only to make dally mad (and he regretted it because he realized immediately afterwards that he was definitely gay. Sylvia thought it was funny)

- Lots of experience but only with select people (people he can trust)

Angela

- Bisexual but doesn’t realize it lol, cis

- She likes traditionally masculine guys and traditionally feminine girls. Idk why but she likes it. Tbf it’s the sixties she wouldn’t be exposed to many fem guys and masc girls. Maybe she had a crush on Sylvia

- Dated bryon and actually really liked him for a bit. She broke up with him for pb but regretted it lmao.

- Bryon was her first bf so no real experience. Also tim chases any possible beaus away so she’s real unlucky

Curly

- Gay and cis, but too stupid to realize that he’s gay

- His type is any man ever. (Saw tuffponyboy’s post about how curly likes dally, bryon, and Sodapop and I committed it to my belief system)

- But he also likes pony. Maybe he even realizes and is like “omg I’m a homosexual 😧” and he doesn’t realize that everyone around him is also gay and wouldn’t judge him.

- Zero experience, gets no bitches, loser. Also he’s fifteen and he cares more about fighting than smooching

Mark

- Aromantic, asexual and ftm. Idk I feel like it fits him.

- Honestly he cares more about his friends and family than anything else. He literally sold drugs ti support his family (look where that got him)

- Has dated girls before but he hated it so much. Even tried kissing a guy at a party but decided that everyone else was crazy for enjoying this stuff

- A little bit of experience from before he decided that it all just wasn’t for him

Bryon

- Bisexual and cis

- His type is shorter than him (he likes to be tall and feel strong)

- He dated angela and Cathy, but he kissed curly at a party once (claimed it was because he was drunk and curly looks like angela but it’s not true he just thought curly was a cutie (even he’s super annoying))

- He mentioned being a ladies man so yeah he’s got experience.

Cathy

- Straight and cis, but a mega ally !!

- Her type is thoughtful and also big muscles

- She really thought bryon was perfect until he had his, err, mental breakdown and flipped out. It really hurt and she was so worried about him but he shut her out for months so she ended up moving on.

- Pretty sure bryon was her first bf? But she got with pb so she’s got a little bit of experience now

M&M

- I think gay and nb, and he doesn’t care about pronouns at all. He’s nonchalant like that

- Had a crush on mark lol. And Randy. He doesn’t date anyone because the only person he’s come out to is Cathy

- He thinks curly jumps him because he’s gay. Doesn’t realize its because he’s a hippie (curly is stupid but not homophobic)

- No experience, he’s like 13 and has never ever dated. Maybe he’s danced with someone at a school dance but he has no charm

Cherry

- Cishet ally

- Her type is canonly jerks. Very funny miss cherry.

- She dated bob, liked dally, in the series she liked Tim too. Why is she like this 💔

- A bit of experience, she dated bob after all.

Bob

- Bisexual in a homophobic way, cis

- Type is attractive rich people. He would never be attracted to a greaser, he’d rather jump off a cliff

- Dated cherry, likes Randy. He wants a very traditional future with a spouse and two children and he doesn’t think he can get that with a poor person for whatever reason. He also wants to be the “man” in the relationship.

- Lots of experience because he’s a whore I think. Flirts with most any rich person.

Marcia

- Cishet, doesn’t know that gay people are actually real. (When cherry told her she thought it was a joke)

- Type is funny lol. That’s why she likes twobit. I guess that means Randy is somewhat funny

- She actually isn’t that funny herself, she just likes to laugh.

- Very little experience. Randy was her first bf

Randy

- Gay and cis

- He likes bob. That’s it !

- He legit isn’t attracted to anyone else. After bob died he changed his entire ideology and became a hippie !! He was down bad. He doesn’t give a fuck about Marcia she’s just a girl to him

- Only has experience with Marcia and it’s not really the experience he wants because he is bobsexual

[raapija]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i'm assuming you'll have a lot of the normal people i would ask about in your inbox already............so

ferrucci, georgie boy, canapino??????? 👀

but actually...... josef newgarden, valtteri bottas, sergio perez and scott dixon??

(do as many or as few as you want 😅)

(I had this post almost done and then tumblr broke on me and didn't save my draft. 🥲)

Bestie, you got me 👹

This is gonna be a long one...

I legitimately think the drivers wouldn't even notice Fruit Cheese and Canapino missing if they left indy. After a couple weeks, someone would mention taht the air felt more pure and easier to breathe so they finally realuze Fruit Loop is gone. They have a big barbeque get-together and celebrate getting rid of him 🎉🎉🎉 Romain gives a speech on how much he despised him and everyone cheers. Kyle and Colton kiss in his honour, sementing the Boyfriend Teammates brand in indy history for good, thanks Fercoochie. (only good thing he did was make up a pretty good ship name.)

The drivers never notice Canapino's absence and he is forgotten forever.

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George.... I fear that you are slowly starting to brainwash me into letting go of my lifetime grudge against him... NOOOOOOO 👹👹👹👹👹👹

Bro is pretty fucking beautiful, I won't lie. And his friendship with Alex is very cute :>

I literally have 2 seconds worth of knowledge about Newgarden and Dixon, so I can't really talk about them 💀 All I know is that Scotty is like 70 yo and still driving like a madman ?? Kinda like Nando 😭

Josef is a pretty funny and charismatic guy, from the two clips I've seen of him on tiny cars with Hinch.... And also, I think this photo of him might be the greatest indy photo ever taken ?

Checo :((( I love him, but he has to get his shit together on track :(((

He is one of my original faves, I've liked him all the way from force india 😭 His little cute freckles ❤️

Also, Sakhir 2020 is definitely one of my absolute favorite races ever. The way Checo fought his way up from the back of the field to win the race was phenomenal. Insane. And the emotion on the podium and him sitting there alone crying.... and how that was his first win after so many years in the sport and it secured him a seat at red bull of all places !! And Lance and Esteban were there on the podium with him 😭😭❤️

Valtteri, my fellow Finnish weirdo ❤️

His run with Mercedes was everything.... The way he and Lewis were in complete understanding of each other and how Valtteri helped him every time. People forget that Valtteri is a multi-race winner and finished p2 in the championship in 2019 and 2020 (3rd in -17 and -21). He could've been a world champion, but Lewis was chosen before him, and he's never talked ill about him.

He's one of the genuinely nicest and funniest people on grid and has never caused drama. And he gets along with all his teammates ! Him and Zhou are adorable ❤️