#Sword Art Online Kirito

[bluerosesinthenightsky]

YUJIKIRI INCORRECT QUOTES {{PART2}} -FT. KIRITO, EUGEO AND FRIENDS-

What do you mean it's almost been 4 years since I posted the first incorrect quotes? No it hasn't! SHUT.

Kirito, pointing: May I sit there? Eugeo That's my lap Kirito: That doesn't answer my question, Eugeo. _ _ _

Eugeo: While I’m gone, Kirito, you’re in charge. Kirito: Yes!!! Eugeo, whispering: Alice, you’re secretly in charge. Alice: Obviously. _ _ _ Eugeo: If Kirito and I were drowning, who would you save? Alice: You two can’t swim? Kirito: It’s a hypothetical question, Alice! who would you save? Alice: my time and effort. _ _ _ Asuna: Truth or dare? Kirito: Dare Asuna: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Kirito: Hey Alice? Alice, blushing: Yeah? Kirito: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Eugeo.

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Eugeo: *Screams* Kirito: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Alice: Should we do something? Asuna: No, I want to see who wins. _ _ _

Eugeo: Why are your tongues purple? Alice: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Asuna: I had a red one. Eugeo: oh Eugeo: Eugeo: OH Kirito: Kirito: You drank each other's slushies? _ _ _

Eugeo: Kirito, I'm sad. Kirito: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Asuna: Alice, I'm sad. Alice, nodding: mood. _ _ _

Kirito: Eugeo and I don’t use pet names. Yui: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Kirito: Honey? Eugeo Yes, dear? Kirito: .... Yui: Don't ever lie to my face again, Papa! _ _ _ Eugeo: I trust Kirito. Yui: You think Papa knows what he's doing? Eugeo: I wouldn't go that far. _ _ _

Eugeo: Why are you on the floor? Kirito: I'm depressed. Kirito: Also, I was stabbed, can you get Selka, please. _ _ _ Kirito: I’m this close to falling in love with Eugeo. Selka: Your fingertips are touching. Kirito: Exactly. _ _ _

*Kirito and Eugeo flirting with each other yet again* Alice: And you two are sure you're not dating? Kirito: 100%. Eugeo: Of course not! Why would you think that? Alice: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Eugeo. I WONDER. _ _ _

Eugeo: I have a bad feeling about this... Kirito: What do you mean? Eugeo: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Kirito: No? Alice: That actually explains so much. _ _ _

Eugeo: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Kirito: Um...Neat. *later* Kirito, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Ronie. Who the hell says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm a dumbass. Ronie reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Kirito-senpai. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Tiese confessed their love for me? Kirito: Didn't you thank them? Ronie *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I thanked them.

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Eugeo: This food is too hot… I can't eat it. Kirito: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: silence Tiese: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Ronie: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER! _ _ _

Alice: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”. Asuna: *looks over at Kirito and Eugeo*

Asuna: Is it “sexual tension”? _ _ _ Klein, bursting into the room: You two are having sex! Eugeo, not looking up from their book: Really? Kirito, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down. _ _ _

*Eugeo is telling a story* Kirito: Wow, Eugeo, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance! Klein: Romance? Kirito: I have a crush on them. _ _ _ And that's all for now! Hope you enjoyed! I promise the next one won't take years to come out.

[wolfsbanesposts]

LOOK I KNOW MY SOURCE IS A DEAD MEDIA BUT PLEASE !!!

I WANT MERCH FOR MYSELF !!! GOD !!!

I MISS MY WIFE AND MY CHILD GIVE ME MY MERCH 😭😭😭

kirito

he/him

[heyyallitsbeth]

Still not over this

[shima-draws]

Dead best friend squad?? Dead best friend squad!!!

[transfem-kirito-truther]

^ face of someone who 100% loathes being a girl and hates people perceiving her as a girl and wants to stop being a girl as soon as possible, trust

[couldtransitionsaveher]

KIRITO (KAZUTO KIRIGAYA) from SWORD ART ONLINE

JUSTIFICATION:

"depressed lonely 14-year old with the social grace of a block of concrete and the worst coping mechanisms despite trying her best, and consistently insecure about her appearance. other characters repeatedly bring up "he" doesn't really feel like other guys when interacting with her. and then we get to the phantom bullet arc where in the span of 2 days we see her express more emotions than most of the past 2 seasons combined, *coincidentally* in the *one* game where her avatar unambiguously looks like a girl (which she gets used to hilariously fast and seems to enjoy to an extent that seems frankly inexplicable if she were a cis "guy")" - @approximateknowledge

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[approximateknowledge]

gee i sure wonder why you gravitate so much to a game with a mostly female playerbase to hang out with your mostly female friend group

it's a mystery, truly

[tinkerhut]

Happy Birthday !! 2024.10.07

[gabbyp09]

[lintsins]

just gonna leave this here.

If you’re wondering who the other two are, read this

(semi-related to my Bingqiu Jinlan City Reunion Weeb AU fic)

[bluerosesinthenightsky]

Question: Who's the possessive one over other, Kirito or Eugeo? For more clarification, the possessive one would always allowed their partner to go out with their friends or even amicable exes but draw the line when some creeps try to flirt or hit on their partner. Hope this helps!

Now, I was going to say Kirito, because of his tendency to not stand for injustice like that, but then something came to me.

I do think Kirito would step in, for sure. But only if Eugeo asked him to, or if things were getting out of hand. Because I think Kirito would have full confidence that Eugeo could handle it himself, for the most part. Though, Kirito would definitely be pissed off at the creeps that were bothering Eugeo he would refrain from doing anything about it unless Eugeo asked him to do so or if Eugeo looked like he was in real trouble.

As for Eugeo, he would definitely and brazenly rush in to come to Kirito's defense without hesitation.

Why?

Eugeo broke the taboo index to save Tiese and Ronie. He over powered the seal of the right eye to stop Tiese and Ronie from those two creepy and fucked up nobles, Raios and Humbert.

Eugeo wouldn't hesitate and put himself between Kirito and any creeps that are harassing him. Even though Eugeo knows Kirito could handle himself, he just wouldn't be able to help himself from rushing in and putting himself between Kirito and the creeps, because they would remind him of Raios and Humbert. To Eugeo it would be a trigger and his body would act on its own.

He would definitely have better control over himself, and wouldn't lethally harm the creeps harassing Kirito if all they're doing is being creepy and harassing him. But if they TOUCHED Kirito, that's a different story.

I think the same would go for Kirito too. If any creeps tried to force Eugeo into something, he wouldn't hesitate to get into a fight with them.

The fight would only turn lethal if Kirito and Eugeo had no choice in order to protect the other and themselves. If a fight does happen and it doesn't come to that, well they'd give the creeps a good beating and send them packing.

Honestly they're probably both equally as possessive/protective but they would respond in different ways to that kind of situation.

[jiloop]

SAO Abridged, save me SAO abridged.. (I desperately need more content)

I love this smartass bitch I might draw him more

[heyyallitsbeth]

When writing that Kirito transgender fic, I put in the whole "eye sparkle" thing since yknow, thats personal experience.

Hahaha-

IT'S IN THE FUCKING SHOW

THE ONLY PLACE THEIR EYES DON'T LOOK DEAD IS GGO.

THERES ACTUAL LIGHT IN HER EYES.

ESTROGEN- NOW

[crimsoneveline]

so I started playing on of the sao games (Alicization Lycoris) and just finished chapter 1, which unlocks the "create character" screen

which means you can just force fem Kirito, but it just goes from:

to this once you flip to female:

Which feels funny, in a 'didn't need to change much there, girl!' sense

(This game has a lot of very forcefemmable npcs, btw)

[transfem-kirito-truther]

the animators had so much fun with her hair this season

[moomkin77]

Something that I think about a lot sometimes is how in SAO there’s this really interesting dynamic because (at least for that first season) these people all stuck in the game are literally war veterans by the time they come out into the real world again. But like, they’re coming out into the real world where before they were in a video game, and it’s just this concept of yes okay “it was just a video game blah blah blah” but like they were literally all fighting for their lives?? They witnessed people dying left and right all the time. And so having these straight up teenagers that were the military generals and front-line fighters just be dropped back into normal ordinary teenage lives - how do you even cope with that? How do you even begin to explain to your loved ones that yeah it might’ve been a video game, but it was a war front too, and 9 outta 10 people have got some sort of PTSD after escaping the game.

I dunno, I just have a lot of feelings about this and I want it to be addressed more because idk if they touched on it a lot in the show since it’s been a bit since I watched it and i never read the manga so- yeah.

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