#Yujkiri incorrect quotes

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YUJIKIRI INCORRECT QUOTES {{PART2}} -FT. KIRITO, EUGEO AND FRIENDS-

What do you mean it's almost been 4 years since I posted the first incorrect quotes? No it hasn't! SHUT.

Kirito, pointing: May I sit there? Eugeo That's my lap Kirito: That doesn't answer my question, Eugeo. _ _ _

Eugeo: While I’m gone, Kirito, you’re in charge. Kirito: Yes!!! Eugeo, whispering: Alice, you’re secretly in charge. Alice: Obviously. _ _ _ Eugeo: If Kirito and I were drowning, who would you save? Alice: You two can’t swim? Kirito: It’s a hypothetical question, Alice! who would you save? Alice: my time and effort. _ _ _ Asuna: Truth or dare? Kirito: Dare Asuna: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room Kirito: Hey Alice? Alice, blushing: Yeah? Kirito: Could you move? I’m trying to get to Eugeo.

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Eugeo: *Screams* Kirito: *Screams louder to establish dominance* Alice: Should we do something? Asuna: No, I want to see who wins. _ _ _

Eugeo: Why are your tongues purple? Alice: We had slushies. I had a blue one. Asuna: I had a red one. Eugeo: oh Eugeo: Eugeo: OH Kirito: Kirito: You drank each other's slushies? _ _ _

Eugeo: Kirito, I'm sad. Kirito: *Holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay. Asuna: Alice, I'm sad. Alice, nodding: mood. _ _ _

Kirito: Eugeo and I don’t use pet names. Yui: I see. Hey, what do bees make? Kirito: Honey? Eugeo Yes, dear? Kirito: .... Yui: Don't ever lie to my face again, Papa! _ _ _ Eugeo: I trust Kirito. Yui: You think Papa knows what he's doing? Eugeo: I wouldn't go that far. _ _ _

Eugeo: Why are you on the floor? Kirito: I'm depressed. Kirito: Also, I was stabbed, can you get Selka, please. _ _ _ Kirito: I’m this close to falling in love with Eugeo. Selka: Your fingertips are touching. Kirito: Exactly. _ _ _

*Kirito and Eugeo flirting with each other yet again* Alice: And you two are sure you're not dating? Kirito: 100%. Eugeo: Of course not! Why would you think that? Alice: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Eugeo. I WONDER. _ _ _

Eugeo: I have a bad feeling about this... Kirito: What do you mean? Eugeo: Don't you ever get that little voice in your head that tells you if you're going to get into trouble? Kirito: No? Alice: That actually explains so much. _ _ _

Eugeo: I'm so happy, I could kiss you! Kirito: Um...Neat. *later* Kirito, lying face down on their bed: I said "Neat," Ronie. Who the hell says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm a dumbass. Ronie reading a book: Don't beat yourself up too much, Kirito-senpai. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Tiese confessed their love for me? Kirito: Didn't you thank them? Ronie *closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I thanked them.

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Eugeo: This food is too hot… I can't eat it. Kirito: You’re very hot, and I still eat you. Everyone at the table: silence Tiese: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING! Ronie: One dinner… I just want ONE DINNER! _ _ _

Alice: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”. Asuna: *looks over at Kirito and Eugeo*

Asuna: Is it “sexual tension”? _ _ _ Klein, bursting into the room: You two are having sex! Eugeo, not looking up from their book: Really? Kirito, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down. _ _ _

*Eugeo is telling a story* Kirito: Wow, Eugeo, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance! Klein: Romance? Kirito: I have a crush on them. _ _ _ And that's all for now! Hope you enjoyed! I promise the next one won't take years to come out.