#Surprise Adoption

[awhoreintheory]

Peter, getting dropped in Gotham and doing his mandatory public library research, only to (and here comes the shocker!) Find out he's in a different dimension?!?! (Par for the course, we know how it goes)

But imagine, right. Batman is one of the first heroes he sees, and he's good at fighting and is very much sticking to his theme, Peter doesn't assume he's the Iron Man of this world, no.

Peter assumed Batman (less cool because he doesn't have a hyphen) is Spider-man's alternative

So, picture Peter avoiding Batman, not because of his no meta rule, but because he thinks this guy is a grown up (less cool, obviously) version of Peter and doesn't want to like. Cause a paradox or something by coming in contact with him

It'd be hilarious guys

[hwang-inhos-fish]

AU: during his years at the Pink Motel, hunting down the Front Man, Gi-hun runs across falsified documents of In-ho’s wife’s baby dying, and accidentally uncovers a whole secret child that the VIPs casually hid from In-ho because they wanted him to come back and work for them and they knew he wouldn't if he had a kid out there

Cue Gi-hun immediately tracking down and adopting said 9-year-old child, then becoming surprised and begrudging co-parents with the Front Man once In-ho finds out

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Meanwhile, in the Restoration AU:

[overusedfandom666]

New AU Idea: Berdly gets Snowgraved but somehow ended up trapped in one of (Undertale) Papyrus' ice puzzles. The skelebros realize this might have something to do with their constant reality warping, and now have to figure out what to do. Since Berdly can't go back home and obviously has no government records, the brothers have to take care of him. For the sake of avoiding a headache, let's say this happened before Flowey began resetting. Now Berdly has to grapple with this new reality, while Sans and Papyrus work their way through dealing with the surprise family member.

[transingthoseformers]

Why am I imagining Ravage up and bringing back a random child to base one day😭😭😭

[00sniff]

Fop headcanon

Also, in my Remy surprise adoption headcanon.

Remy is totally touched starved and loves getting hugs, cuddles, and even being held by Juandissimo or Cupid. At first, he was super embarrassed and ashamed about it due to his biological parents never showing him affection and being neglectful. But once Juandissimo and Cupid finally broke through his shell and stubborn attitude, Remy became a total cuddle bug, which made both fairies over the moon happy.

[theforbidfruit]

MK 1 ShitPost

Raiden: You’re General Shao’s Child? But you look nothing alike.

You: I was adopted by him. He gave me a chance…

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What really happened long ago:

[yeetus-feetus]

Jaime from 'Batman: The Brave and The Bold' should get adopted. Like obviously not legally because he already has parents, but like a Stephanie situation where he's basically B's kid coz he hangs around all the time.

Billy Batson should get actually adopted though. His siblings too, obvi.

And like Wally and Donna are basically his kids too because of Dick.

I bet he refers to Donna and Dick as his twins.

Actually all his "friends" kids are his kids now too. That means Lizzie, Jon, Kon, Roy, Mia, Connor.

(Ollie and B are so an item in the brave & the bold actually, I could write a whole thesis on their sexual tension)

Anyone who dates B's legal kids are automatically also his kids now. Congratulations Bernard you're adopted, at least Bruce isn't homophobic.

Just someone asks Bruce about how many kids he has exactly and he starts counting on his fingers, then out loud he says "wait- is that one legally my child??"

Or someone sees a photo on his desk at the office and goes "wow are those your kids?"

And B's like, "yeah all my mine. They make me so proud everyday". And only one of those kids is actually his.

Or Bruce has one of those fold out photo things in his wallet and he's showing everyone his 'daughters'. And it's Donna, Babs, Kori, Helena, Cass, Cassie, Stephanie, Kara and Lizzie. Even Raven maybe because she dated Damian at one point.

"oh wow, so many! I thought you only had just the two girls?"

"no no, these are all my lovely girls. They're so smart and I'm so proud of my babies".

"isn't that one Commisioner Gordon's girl?"

"uh. Yeah I guess.. but she's basically my daughter".

"Sure Mr. Wayne."

Or it's a Wayne Gala and he's brought along some of his honourary kids and one of the other rich people is like "oh who's this? I didn't recall you picking up another stray."

"he's not a stray he's my son."

And Jaime's just thinking "what? Did I just get adopted? I already have parents?" But it's honestly his own fault for hanging around so often and accepting the invite to the gala. It's not like Bman went out looking for more kids they just showed up on they're own and now they're his.

I mean B is the one looking after them and teaching them and making sure most of them don't die so. And Alfred feeds them all. They sleep over at the Manor more often than not. So they are his kids now right?

Right?

Anyways, Bruce loves all his kids. Even if they drive him absolutely insane. He's got grey hairs because there's so many of them now lol.

[kissorkill16]

Nicky gets adopted [based on books!] by loodgack on DeviantArt

I've been looking at this for a while.

[jadenoryuu]

DP x DC x ...

So, I know that we collectively despise the Rolling Terf (and I totally agree), but! If we proclaim the death of the author of the HP series just for this prompt, are y'all willing to hear me out? 🥺

Here's the thing: before being introduced to the Batfam and Bruce's adoptions problem, for me the Ultimate Children Adopter was Molly Weasley.

Never leave an unattended child in her area, otherwise they'll be adopted and receive a knitted sweater for Christmas.

Despite her lacks (like trusting Dumbledore's opinion too much and allowing Harry to get back to the Dursley every summer, favoring Ginny over her other children, etc.), her motherhenning is top tier and her hospitality is the best...

And may the Ancient have mercy on the soul of anyone who threatens her children, because she won't. (I still cackle like a mad creachure every time I remember that the only swear-bomb of the series was dropped by her while fighting Bellatrix! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠))

Does all of this ring a bell? 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

Now! For the actual prompt:

Should Bruce and Molly meet because of Danny (either Fenton or Phantom) shenanigans, what would happen?

Would they fight each other over his custody or become a combined monster of love, care and "look at our boy wrong and you'll end as a teapot then shipped to an undisclosed location"? 👀👀

[rainxdewsupremacy]

I fucking love him.

[blackfeather-raven]

A Mother

Azura was never planning to have children, she never wanted a child to have her as a mother. Yet fate never seemed to agree with her at any point in time, and now she could not even be upset about it. She could never be angry at the white bundle of fur that had found its way into her heart. Nor could she be angry at the two little pawed children that scampered around in her home. And never at the brave hearted boy that stole her fiance’s heart.

A warm grip on her hand drew her from her thoughts. "Ma?" Boo asked, his furry hand curling around hers. "Ma, are you okay?"

"I am fine Boo, thank you," Azura smiled softly down at him. Her heart squeezed as he smiled up at her. His scar crinkled at the edges when his smile grew so bright and wide.

"Do you think Da will want a scarf?" Boo asked, eyes peering over to the other side of the shop. An assortment of different scarves hanging on the wall alongside many pairs of gloves.

"I think he would, he lost his last one." Azura rolled her eyes kindly for her fiance's ability to lose everything he set down. Boo’s hand tightened around hers as he tugged her towards the scarves, tail flicking around excitedly.

And Azura’s heart grew a bit warmer as she went along willingly.

[worksandmusings]

Damian Wayne is just out here playing Pokemon in real life. He's got to collect them all.

[alolaposting]

Apparently she's adopting me as her little brother now

She randomly said it's and keeps staring at me like this

[divisible-official-art]

(TW for implied sensitive subject matter) (this character is NOT okay)

Some inaccuracies bc this is almost a year old but CHARACTER BACKSTORY! Again, Ollie’s not even the main character, but there’s just so much potential and so many audios that fit his lore (and I have an angst problem)

There will be more.

[00sniff]

A personal FOP headcanon I have is that Juandissimo hooked up and married Cupid. At first, Remy does not like Cupid because he thinks Cupid is trying to steal Juandissimo away from him, and he will be all alone again. But after some time and a few shenanigans, he warmed up to the idea of having two fairy godparents like Turner. And Remy was very surprised when Juandissimo and Cupid decided to actually upgrade themselves from his godparents to his actual parents and adopt/kidnap him to be their real son.