#Surprise Adoption

[awhoreintheory]

Peter, getting dropped in Gotham and doing his mandatory public library research, only to (and here comes the shocker!) Find out he's in a different dimension?!?! (Par for the course, we know how it goes)

But imagine, right. Batman is one of the first heroes he sees, and he's good at fighting and is very much sticking to his theme, Peter doesn't assume he's the Iron Man of this world, no.

Peter assumed Batman (less cool because he doesn't have a hyphen) is Spider-man's alternative

So, picture Peter avoiding Batman, not because of his no meta rule, but because he thinks this guy is a grown up (less cool, obviously) version of Peter and doesn't want to like. Cause a paradox or something by coming in contact with him

It'd be hilarious guys

[theforbidfruit]

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Raiden: You’re General Shao’s Child? But you look nothing alike.

You: I was adopted by him. He gave me a chance…

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What really happened long ago:

[00sniff]

Fop headcanon

Also, in my Remy surprise adoption headcanon.

Remy is totally touched starved and loves getting hugs, cuddles, and even being held by Juandissimo or Cupid. At first, he was super embarrassed and ashamed about it due to his biological parents never showing him affection and being neglectful. But once Juandissimo and Cupid finally broke through his shell and stubborn attitude, Remy became a total cuddle bug, which made both fairies over the moon happy.

[yeetus-feetus]

Jaime from 'Batman: The Brave and The Bold' should get adopted. Like obviously not legally because he already has parents, but like a Stephanie situation where he's basically B's kid coz he hangs around all the time.

Billy Batson should get actually adopted though. His siblings too, obvi.

And like Wally and Donna are basically his kids too because of Dick.

I bet he refers to Donna and Dick as his twins.

Actually all his "friends" kids are his kids now too. That means Lizzie, Jon, Kon, Roy, Mia, Connor.

(Ollie and B are so an item in the brave & the bold actually, I could write a whole thesis on their sexual tension)

Anyone who dates B's legal kids are automatically also his kids now. Congratulations Bernard you're adopted, at least Bruce isn't homophobic.

Just someone asks Bruce about how many kids he has exactly and he starts counting on his fingers, then out loud he says "wait- is that one legally my child??"

Or someone sees a photo on his desk at the office and goes "wow are those your kids?"

And B's like, "yeah all my mine. They make me so proud everyday". And only one of those kids is actually his.

Or Bruce has one of those fold out photo things in his wallet and he's showing everyone his 'daughters'. And it's Donna, Babs, Kori, Helena, Cass, Cassie, Stephanie, Kara and Lizzie. Even Raven maybe because she dated Damian at one point.

"oh wow, so many! I thought you only had just the two girls?"

"no no, these are all my lovely girls. They're so smart and I'm so proud of my babies".

"isn't that one Commisioner Gordon's girl?"

"uh. Yeah I guess.. but she's basically my daughter".

"Sure Mr. Wayne."

Or it's a Wayne Gala and he's brought along some of his honourary kids and one of the other rich people is like "oh who's this? I didn't recall you picking up another stray."

"he's not a stray he's my son."

And Jaime's just thinking "what? Did I just get adopted? I already have parents?" But it's honestly his own fault for hanging around so often and accepting the invite to the gala. It's not like Bman went out looking for more kids they just showed up on they're own and now they're his.

I mean B is the one looking after them and teaching them and making sure most of them don't die so. And Alfred feeds them all. They sleep over at the Manor more often than not. So they are his kids now right?

Right?

Anyways, Bruce loves all his kids. Even if they drive him absolutely insane. He's got grey hairs because there's so many of them now lol.

[jadenoryuu]

DP x DC x ...

So, I know that we collectively despise the Rolling Terf (and I totally agree), but! If we proclaim the death of the author of the HP series just for this prompt, are y'all willing to hear me out? 🥺

Here's the thing: before being introduced to the Batfam and Bruce's adoptions problem, for me the Ultimate Children Adopter was Molly Weasley.

Never leave an unattended child in her area, otherwise they'll be adopted and receive a knitted sweater for Christmas.

Despite her lacks (like trusting Dumbledore's opinion too much and allowing Harry to get back to the Dursley every summer, favoring Ginny over her other children, etc.), her motherhenning is top tier and her hospitality is the best...

And may the Ancient have mercy on the soul of anyone who threatens her children, because she won't. (I still cackle like a mad creachure every time I remember that the only swear-bomb of the series was dropped by her while fighting Bellatrix! (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠))

Does all of this ring a bell? 〜⁠(⁠꒪⁠꒳⁠꒪⁠)⁠〜

Now! For the actual prompt:

Should Bruce and Molly meet because of Danny (either Fenton or Phantom) shenanigans, what would happen?

Would they fight each other over his custody or become a combined monster of love, care and "look at our boy wrong and you'll end as a teapot then shipped to an undisclosed location"? 👀👀

[rainxdewsupremacy]

I fucking love him.

[anxietycomments]

Do you have any fnaf headcanons for Foxy when a kid hides in pirate cove while the band is preforming cuz it's to loud/bright/crowded and their overwhelmed? If not sorry to bother you

HI UM- I’m sorry it’s been a while!! My creativity just decided to come back! I’m very sorry for not answering earlier :/

Onto the headcanons!!

Foxy with an Overwhelmed Kid! (You being the kid)

He’s scared

He obviously doesn’t know what to do at first, and his coding is telling him to usher you out of the cove.

But you hug him and say something like “it’s too bright out there”, and it’s like you activated human emotions in him

He sits down to the best of his ability, asking you if he can hug you

If you say yes, he’ll hug you close and help you calm down, checking with his broken x-ray vision to see if the show’s over or not.

If you say no, he’ll let you sit in a corner with a “blanket” (his hat. it’s very big it’s almost like a blanket. he’s hoping you like the texture), and check with his x-ray or by peeking through the curtains at the state of the show

If you feel like you’re ready to face the crowd, he’ll make sure that’s absolutely true before letting you out. He will not let you out if he thinks you’re not ready.

If you end up staying too long and worrying your parents, he’ll make sure it’s safe and that they’re safe before letting you out.

If your parents are gonna be mean and rude about you disappearing, congrats, Foxy just adopted you. He has no idea how he’s gonna “raise” you, but he’ll try his damn best.

If they’re nice, you get a free coupon to visit Foxy whenever you want, even if he’s broken! You’re the only kid he’ll let inside the cove, unless you say any other kid is your friend, then they can come with!

Is it obvious I love Foxy yet?

[alolaposting]

Apparently she's adopting me as her little brother now

She randomly said it's and keeps staring at me like this

[loftedlow]

i am meant to be a cryptid in the woods who makes flower crowns, potions, and takes abused children from their homes. Forced to go to school and wish for a cryptic who makes flower crowns and potions to take me away from home.

[monochrome-au]

Faris sounds like a good name.

I found a skeleton in the snow today. They looked young and cold, so I brought them inside my house. I'm hiding him from the others in the Underground. He has color. (faris is from @crimsonmoon1422 btw, just to let you know)

[00sniff]

A personal FOP headcanon I have is that Juandissimo hooked up and married Cupid. At first, Remy does not like Cupid because he thinks Cupid is trying to steal Juandissimo away from him, and he will be all alone again. But after some time and a few shenanigans, he warmed up to the idea of having two fairy godparents like Turner. And Remy was very surprised when Juandissimo and Cupid decided to actually upgrade themselves from his godparents to his actual parents and adopt/kidnap him to be their real son.

[nenehyuuchiha]

Chapters: 4/? Fandom: One Piece (Anime & Manga), One Piece (Live Action TV 2023) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Aka Ashi no Zeff | Red-Leg Zeff & Vinsmoke Sanji Characters: Aka Ashi no Zeff | Red-Leg Zeff, Vinsmoke Sanji Additional Tags: Merfolk!Sanji, Captivity, Starvation, basically zeff and sanjis backstory but sanji is a little merfolk looking for the all blue, Language Barrier, there will be some gore on account of zeff as well as, Cannibalism, Sirens, Dehumanization, Alternate Universe - Merpeople, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, The usual content warnings for sanjis childhood, Hurt Vinsmoke Sanji, protective red-leg zeff Series: Part 1 of Coming Home Summary:

“Little carnivore, are we? Stole you away with no idea of how to care for you.” He couldn’t even blame it for attacking him, sick and locked up as it was. Things that starve couldn’t afford to be polite, after all. Its big blue eyes were dark with fear and no damn reason to believe any big old human had its best interest at heart.

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While raiding another ship, Zeff and his crew stumbled upon a little siren held in captivity. This wasn’t how Zeff had intended on becoming a father.

[duskys-dreams]

There were four children living in a basement, under the supervision of what we assumed was their grandmother. Beyond the walls, there lived a secret society of witches.

The witches were planning a heist to steal three of the children, leaving the eldest child. Eda was to sneak down the stairs and drink the invisibility potion from the black sippy cup, so she could then move unnoticed through the basement. She was warned that it would make her teeth hurt, but it was a price she was willing to pay.

She asked if she had to mimic the way the grandmother walked down the stairs, but the other witches said not to worry about it. The stairs were insanely creaky and very long, and everyone had woken up by the time she was almost to the ground. The other witches went to work leading the children away, and the grandmother woke up to see what all the fuss was about.

Eda led her away and tried to drink the invisibility potion, but she wasn’t sure how much she needed. The grandmother was getting angrier, and she was chasing Eda around the basement.

The other witches were inside the tiny portal and frantically gesturing at Eda, but she went into the short dark corridor nearby. The grandma thought she had the burglar cornered, but Eda just hit her head with a massive metal tray. We went down like a sack of potatoes.

Before leaving, she took the two dogs, Ferdinand and Clover. They followed her happily into the witching world, leaving the eldest child all alone. He swore vengeance.

Eda led the three children and two dogs to her home. They were confused and didn’t know what was going on. Eda explained that they were witches now, and would take classes here; she was their new guardian now. She helped them set up cots one the ground.

Years passed. Meanwhile, the eldest child was searching for a way to save his sisters. He managed to break through the portal, and the other witches went to go deal with him. One of the children watched from afar, and asked if he was Hunter because their voices were identical. Eda said no.

The children were learning quickly. They had multiple teachers, and made friends with other students who were under the card of different teachers. Their favourite teacher was Glory from Wings of Fire

Today they were going to learn how to set up a tiny farm, in small boxes lined up inside a rust-orange tent. One child pulled out thick wires and started setting up a sort of fence, and her sister asked where she got them. She shrugged.

There were a lot of large bugs in the soil, like earwigs and beetles. They stopped sitting in it.

They finished the fences and properly tilled the soil. Eda was proud of them.

[jadenoryuu]

Chapters: 2/3 Fandom: Danny Phantom Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Danny Fenton & Frostbite Characters: Danny Fenton, Frostbite (Danny Phantom), Penelope Spectra, Sam Manson, Tucker Foley, Jazz Fenton, Jack Fenton, Maddie Fenton, Dash Baxter, Valerie Gray, Undergrowth (Danny Phantom) Additional Tags: Emotional Ghost Hunger, Empathy, Empath Danny, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, Hurt Danny, Starvation, Frostdad, Adoption, Foster Parent Frostbite, Fenton's B- parenting, they're trying tho, Jack Fenton has ADHD, Identity Reveal, no beta we die like danny, Phic Phight (Danny Phantom), Phic Phight: Team Ghost (Danny Phantom), Phic Phight 2023

Chapter Title: A Call from the Other Side

Chaper 2 @phicphight ! I almost made it! ヽ(｡◕o◕｡)ﾉ

@astatia-ghast for this chapter we're adding one of @majorastudios's prompt, hopefully they'll like it!

Now I'm off trying to write down chapter 3 in three hours, wish me strenght!

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[transingthoseformers]

"Oh no [human] was captured by the Decepticons! Whatever shall we do!!1!1" fics are always interesting because there's the option to just. Have this human around base and they just kinda get adopted and learn about various aspects of Cybertronian life. Extra points if the person was straight up grabbed for no particular reason except subconscious reflex skills. Oh yeah oh or you can turn the entire fic into a horror novel but I want to do the first one I wanna study day to day Decepticon life from an outsider's POV when they aren't on the battlefield or trying to intimidate prisoners ect ect.

[poppyseedoncaffeine]

I went to a Trans rights rally to support

I have been adopted by three people, I don't know their names, got hugged by a Woman that had a shirt that said mommas hugs. Have an entire group of people who want to murder my partner, and bought jelly filled donuts.