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Just a tiny rant.

So please note this. I don’t mind that Sektor’s and Cyrax’s gender got switch.

But I’m upset that they made Sektor and Bi-Han a thing.

Like- COME ON!

DON’T CHANGE GENDER TO DO ANOTHER HETERO LOVE.

GIMME MALE SEKTOR TO MAKE IT LIKE BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN MAN!

More tragic and forbidden!!

PLUS I THOUGHT BI-Han AND SAREENA A THING?!?! WHAT CHANGED?!?!

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I deleted MK1 from my ps5 because I lost the spark!!!

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I just had an entire conversation with my friend about how attractive he is

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PLEASE

I NEED HIM

NOW

ONE CHANCE PLEASE

OMFG

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NetherRealm Studio: *Drops the trailer*

Me: YOU DIRTY BITCH! LOOK WHAT YOU’VE DONE TO MY BI-HAAAN!!

NetherRealm Studio: Its Noob Saibot!

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Can u do sfw bi han headcanons

sfw alphabet — bi han

note: due to popular demand, here’s the sfw alphabet for bi han!! i hope you guys like it!! and thank you for being patient ꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ ♡‧₊˚ also so sorry this took so long!! life's been hectic... to say the least ddhjsafd

warnings: just fluff <3

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

bi-han isn’t really that affectionate, but his actions DO speak louder than his words. bi-han shows his love through protection, acts of service, and being there when it matters most.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

as a best friend, bi-han is fiercely loyal and dependable to you and nobody but you. though he always seems to have his own best interests at heart, you have something that makes him care.

the friendship likely starts through mutual respect and shared experiences, particularly in your training or your combat style.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

he’s not much of an affectionate person, per say but will hold his partner firmly and securely, in private.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

because of his lifestyle and his devious plans, he’s not as interested in settling down. whenever he does want to, it’s purely to start a family and to train his children. bi ban is very disciplined and efficient at cooking and cleaning. He treats these tasks with the same precision he applies to his training.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

bi-han would approach a breakup with a cold demeanor. if your relationship wasn’t going anywhere, he’d just tell you without any remorse. however, if he feels strongly for you and he’s just doing this for your safety he’d show or more softer side to him. it would absolutely hurt him if this was the case.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

bi-han takes commitment very seriously and would want to be absolutely certain before he gets married to you. he definitely prefers a long relationship, just so he’s sure. he’d hate to fall for a spy from the other side.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

physically, bi-han is more controlled than gentle, as he does not want to harm you. emotionally, he struggles with being gentle but shows it in subtle ways, like being a steady presence in difficult times. he's not the best at comforting you, but if you need a shoulder to cry on, he will be there... silently.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

he is not one to initiate hugs often but appreciates them when you hug him. his hugs are firm and reassuring, giving a sense of safety and strength.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

bi-han takes his time to say "I love you," and when he does say it, he doesn't say it as much after that. that often leads to fights between you two. there are times where you don't know where he stands and there are times where you feel like the luckiest person in the world.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

bi-han can get jealous pretty easily, especially if he feels as if you're slipping away. but, this is all driven by a deep sense of protectiveness he has for you. when he's jealous, he becomes more watchful and may confront the source of his jealousy directly.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

bi-han's kisses are intense and deliberate, often on the lips or forehead. he'll often have his hand wrapped around your neck or your jawline. he likes being kissed on the lips and the nape of his neck.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

bi-han is somewhat reserved around children but shows a surprising amount of patience. that is until he has to train them. he's tough and could be intimidating at times, leaving some of them in tears. he's not raising children, he's raising strong warriors.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

mornings with bi-han are structured and calm. he prefers to start the day early with some form of physical training or meditation.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

nights are a time for unwinding and reflection. he enjoys spending them in quiet, sharing a conversation with his significant other if they decide to start up one first.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

bi-han isn't open about a lot of things. he tends to keep things to himself, as opening up would make him seem "weak."

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

bi-han has quite the temper. since kuai liang isn't there to have him stay calm, he has you to do that now.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

bi-han has an excellent memory for details, particularly those that matter to his partner. though it may seem like he doesn't care, he does. he'll sometimes bring up things that you told him. it makes you happier knowing that he does care about you.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

his favorite moment would be a a moment of mutual understanding between you two. before you two became a couple, you constantly butt heads, often having different ideologies from each other. it takes YOU saving his ass to see a different side to him.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

bi-han is extremely protective, always vigilant and ready to defend you physically and emotionally. he appreciates it when you show concern for his well-being, though he won’t show that.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

bi-han doesn’t usually indulge with romantic gifts, unless he’s really sure that you’re the one for him. if you are, he goes all out for you. he won’t outwardly make a big deal about it, but he looks forward to what your reaction will be. his thoughtfulness is very much shown through his actions.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

bi-han can be overly stoic and emotionally distant at times, finding it hard to express his feelings openly.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

bi-han isn’t that concerned with his appearance, however he does make sure that he looks put together when he’s not training.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

bi-han would feel a significant emptiness without you. you are the one person who brings him some type of stability in his life. whoever hurts you will have wrath rained down on them.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

bi-han has a hidden talent for calligraphy, finding it a soothing for him. he could spend hours just writing.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

bi-han dislikes dishonesty and laziness. if you aren’t pulling your weight, you’ll be seen as nothing but a burden.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

bi-han is most definitely a light sleeper, always alert even in rest. he prefers to sleep on his back, arms at his sides, ready to spring into action if necessary.

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HE DID NOTHING WRONG LEAVE HIM ALONE NOOOOOOOOO

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Not a simp, but do you think if you slap his ass hard enough, will it jiggle?

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Man idk how to draw a motorcycle ignore that LMAO

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Shang Tsung would definitely try the English or Spanish trick

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Update on the tonsils removal

Omg I hated the recovery time. Respectfully it made me want to die.

Advice?

Don’t use a straw

Take painkillers [ibuprofen] and the ones the doctors prescribed. (No you will not be addicted if you still feel pain)

Have a humidifier so your mouth doesn’t get dry

Always call the hospital or your local nose, ears and doctor if you are bleeding bad.

Apple sauce and water are my only meal.

Don’t try hot foods until day 7

Popsicles and ice cream are your best friends.

Don’t exercise!!!!

Learned those the hard way. But rest and take naps with your head elevated.

But I feel so much better and not having to deal with constant strep throat and tonsillitis.

Fun fact: the doctor found a pus mass in one of my tonsils so thank goodness I got them out and ready to take on the world! AND FIGHT GOD

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Got my tonsils taken out!

Now I cannot get repeated strep throat and Gluck Gluck in peace!

Yay!!! Although I’m so sore

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kabal’s Grandma: *doing nothing*

Reader:

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Where are my SnowBlind and Cage Match people at?

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MK1 Reader different from previous timeline versions

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[Note: Previous timeline Reader is a Black Dragon member from Mk Deception to Mk 10. They’re gender neutral and love to verbally attack their members.]

[Warning]: Cussing, verbal violence and threats of elders

Geras: Out of all your previous counterparts. You are most in zen.

Reader: oh? What was I like in previous timelines?

——-Reader in previous timelines———

Reader: *points at Kabal* I WILL GET YOUR F*CKING GRANDMA!!!

Kabal: Leave her out of this!

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Tremor: Are you calm now?

Reader: aRe YoU CaLm NoW- SHUT UP! Just shut up and let me throw this man off the balcony!

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Reader: *talking to Erron* Every time Kano gets on my nerves, I put a coin in a sock and I have a weapon to beat the mutton chops out of him.

Erron Black: I love advices from you…

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Kano: Come back to Australia with me. You’ll love it. The places, food, me-

Reader: Nof*ckoffohmygodjustleave.LEAVE BEFORE I SNITCH TO SONYA WHERE YOU PUT THE NEXT WEAPON SHIPMENTS

Kano: Snitches get stitches.

Reader: and Pricks get the bricks!

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Kabal: someone should put you down like a dog.

Reader: SOMEONE SHOULD PUT YOUR GRANDMA IN A BOX FLOATING DOWN THE RIVER KABAL!!

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Kira: isn’t that your 3rd slice of cake?

Reader: Don’t worry about me with my cake! You should be worried about your man eating someone else’s cake!

Kira: NO THE F*CK YOU DIDN’T GO THERE

Reader: YES I DID AND ILL GO DEEPER LIKE YOUR MAN WITH SOME OTHER GIRL-

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Kobra: Y/n sometimes I think you don’t respect me…

Reader: Oh Kobra. You’re right I don’t respect you and I hope you fall and eat sh*t everyday. Now let’s go back to work!

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Jerek: F*CK the Police!!

Reader: Mmhmm~ *glances at Stryker*

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[Note: I wonder is MK1 Reader and PrevTime Reader would be friends?]

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im cryin