#Stucky's Tony

[denebolablack]

Tony: *Staring at himself in the mirror* I'm old.

Bucky: *Huggin' him from behind* ¿What about that, sugar?

Tony: I'm ugly.

Steve: *Using his Brooklyn's accent* Woah, babydoll. I won't allow you to bad mouth our beautiful silver fox like that.

Tony: *Chokes* Where did you learn that? No, forget about it. The real question is, why are you calling me a silver fox?!

Bucky: *Also with Brooklyn's accent* Well, babe. Those gray hairs that you love to complain about are actually very attractive for us.

Steve: And a silver fox is a handsome gray-haired man, according to Oxford.

Tony: I-

Bucky: If your next words are something different from "You both are right, I'm handsome as fuck" then we are gonna have a problem, dollface.

Tony: ... *Pouts*

Steve: *Kisses him* C'mon, babe. We wanna show you how handsome we know you are.

[lillyrob]

Actual footage of me patently waiting for my favorite author to upload😫😫😫

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Steve (and friends) + text posts pt. 9/?

[ironspidersblog]

Bucky and Steve, watching Tony work in the lab from a distance:

Steve: that's the guy i have a crush on..

Steve: thoughts?

Tony, accidentally explodes something:

Bucky: And prayers, girl

[squilfmybeloved]

loving multiple ships is so fun like yeah thats tony's wife pepper, pepper's wife may, and pepper and may's wife natasha. yeah that's pepper's husband tony, tony's husband rhodey, tony's other husband steve, steve's husband bucky, bucky's boyfriend sam, bucky's girlfriend sarah, and tony's other OTHER husband stephen. and they're all coparenting peter parker, what about it?

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Carol: Are any of you straight?

Natasha:

Tony:

Steve:

Steve: [Raises hand slowly]

Bucky: [Grabs Steve's hand, interlocks their fingers, and brings it back down]

[adrixivy]

Imagine the Avengers have a shared album. It was an album that they all made so they can update on what they’re doing and it was all Peter’s suggestion so the team could bond more. Yet Peter changes it up one day by dumping pics of the Avengers from afar and they’re all looking up, wondering where the fuck is Peter taking the photos from.

Then Peter dumps 0.5 pics of Tony when he was sleeping or Tony simply allowed it because he was tired to say anything and it was the most ridiculously outrageous photos of Tony that Tony is immediately up from his chair in the lab and finding Peter, yelling about him deleting the photos.

Peter only does it when Tony hasn’t eaten a full meal or anything in a day or has not slept at all since he was busy overworking himself. And it always works.

Soon, the shared album that was previously about updates became a place to dump the most ridiculous photos of the Avengers or the shenanigans they do that it would be a PR nightmare for their PR team to manage(SHIELD is definitely their PR team even though Nick Fury is not paid enough for it)

Clint, dumping photos of Bucky and Steve on the couch together: *captioned ‘Look at this lovebirds!’*

Bucky checks his phone and is immediately showing Steve and the two glare at the vent at the left corner of the room where they hear distant giggles as Clint crawls away

Peter sending a photo of Tony and Stephen making out in the kitchen: *captioned ‘EW MR STARK GET A ROOM!’*

Tony pauses and pulls away from Stephen who frowns when he pulls his phone out. Tony gasped in horror and showed the phone to Stephen before spotting his son and immediately charging at him (“Peter Benjamin Parker-Stark, you get your tiny ass here right now!”) Stephen sighs and sends the cloak after his lover and son. Cloak wraps around Peter who screams for mercy and Tony grinned

Bruce sending a picture of Sam drinking a Caprisun: *Captioned ‘Peter I think that’s yours..’*

Peter suddenly appears and tackles Sam, screaming that it was his last one and the man now owns him a box. Sam is screaming back, saying ‘Get Stark to buy that, he has money!’ and the two is fighting till Steve pulls them apart

Natasha sends a photo of Clint surrounded by fire as he burns down their kitchen for the fifth time this month: *captioned ‘Guys he’s at it again’*

Tony immediately presses a button that shoots out foam that extinguishes the fire from the ceiling, covering Natasha and Clint in it. Natasha is fuming and Tony just realised he’s mistake and locked down his lab.

Rhodey sends a picture of Tony partying in his suit during that one party he did when he was dying. Tony is embarrassed of how idiotic he was. Peter is cackling before he’s immediately silenced by a glare from the older man

Tony starts to mess with Steve one day after he finds records of him in the past when he went through his father’s things. Tony sends a photo of Steve pre-super serum that he happened to find and Steve rolls his eyes and groans when Bucky laughs at him, making fun of the blonde (“The dwarf who was like ‘I can do this all day’ with a bleeding nose, HAH!”) The rest of the Avengers laugh, snicker or is genuinely surprised how skinny Steve actually was

Tony uploads a black and white video of Steve in the army in the past, seemingly forming a plan before the camera cuts to Bucky’s photo in a pocket watch as Steve checks the time. He quickly shuts the pocket watch and hides it. Bucky is slightly flustered and Steve is embarrassed. (“Tony where the hell are you getting this!”)

(⬆️Inspired by that one scene in Captain America: The First Avenger!)

I can picture Peter and Wanda sending edits of the Avengers they found on Tiktok to the album or videos they found online of the Avengers epic fails. Since they’re probably the only two who has Tiktok or scroll through social media and definitely wanted the Avengers to see this. Or simply any news that they find hilarious or the Avengers needed to know. Tony joins on the news because Friday always updates him

Wanda sending an edit of Natasha on TikTok: *Captioned ‘Look at this hot momma!’

Natasha is flattered, chuckling as she rewatches the edit and wondering where people got this clips from.

Peter sends a video titled ‘The Avengers Fails!’ which show Tony being thrown back to a signboard, Steve falling from a building with a yell, Thor being thrown back to the hulk which the hulk is angered by and he’s thrown again at a billboard, Wanda tripping over a step, Clint being dragged along in the air at the back of the Quinjet screaming, Bucky’s arm being thrown in Tony’s face, Rhodey and Tony crashing into each other, Stephen accidentally letting out an ancient monster and desperately trying to close it back up and finally Natasha’s gun being slapped away by a giant when she shoots it. The Avengers are immediately embarrassed and Friday plays the video to get their egos in check once a month. Peter has multiple compilations of fails online so he isn’t embarrassed. He believes it’s part of his spidey persona so he embraces it with open arms. The Avengers find it impossible to embarrass him when he’s Spiderman.

Tony sends an online magazine, specifically one page where it’s all about Steve. And his magnificent ‘America’s Ass’. Steve sighs and knows Tony has something to do with the magazine when he actually doesn’t. Bucky secretly downloads the page

[hurtspideyparker]

Steve: From now on we'll be using code names. You can address me as Eagle 1

Steve: Bucky, code name "been there done that"

Steve: Tony is "currently doing that"

Steve: Sam is "it happened once in a dream"

Steve: Natasha, code name "if I had to pick a chick"

Steve: Clint is... Eagle 2

Clint: Oh thank God

[duckinatruck]

ok SO i was sitting in class today zoning out and had a random thought/ hc kinda and now it’s everyone’s problem but anyway:

i was thinking about that scene in civil war where steve says “i see a situation pointed south, i can’t ignore it. sometimes i wish i could.” and tony says, “no you don’t.” and i thought… you know else steve has probably had that exact exchange (just those specific lines) with at some point? bucky. like tell me there wasn’t a time prewar, where steve got in a fight and said that exact same thing to bucky afterwards and bucky answered “no you don’t.” the difference though would be that bucky said it fondly, smiling and slinging an arm around steve’s shoulders, and would follow it up with something immensely sappy that makes all of us who ship them happy scream because as much as it scares him he loves steve’s fire. it was definitely a happy memory. when tony said it however, he was angry and almost accusing. and idk i kinda just imagine steve hearing that and having flashbacks to the happier version of that conversation, and thinking like, “this guy, who’s mad at me for my literal personality, is trying to get me to give up the guy who loved me for it.” that wording was not good but hopefully the point gets across. :D

[denebolablack]

He's not wrong 💅🏻

Tony: *holding two leashes* I have scary dog privilege

Interviewer: ph like a rott-

Tony: super soldiers, they are feral, this is for others protections 🤗

Interview: D=>

[denebolablack]

Sooo, I have this HC that Tony needs to be using his hands with something while watching series, a movie, or simply listening to someone. Otherwise, he won't be able to concentrate, and he will end up biting his nails, scratching some part of his body, or biting his lips.

Well, his Brooklyn's boys found out about it very quickly. And ever since then, they make sure Tony always has some object to "play" with if he needs to.

*On a meeting*

Fury: Why is Stark dismantling a gun in the middle of our meeting?

Bucky: *With his arm around Tony's weist* Because I asked him to.

Fury: I won't even ask why. Just don't shoot anyone in this room.

Tony: If I wanted to, I would've done it long ago.

Fury: ...

Bucky: *Smug smile* He's not wrong.

*While watching a movie*

Tony: *Scratching his fingers anxiously*

Steve: *Put a notebook and a pencil on the genius's hands* Why don't you try drawing a plan of the house of the movie, sugar?

Tony: *Stops moving* That's a great idea! Why didn't I think about it sooner? *Starts drawing while mumbling to himself*

Steve: *Smiles and kisses the genius' forehead*

[kierofoxen]

Bucky: ➭ worried worried nervous anxious worried

Steve: ➭ the happiest he’s been this century :-)

ɪɢ x  ᴛᴡɪᴛ x ʙʟᴜᴇꜱᴋʏ x

Bonus Doodle:

AHH so i really really actually don't like how this turned out !!! (ᵕ̣̣̣̣̣̣ᴖᵕ̣̣̣̣̣̣)

I wasn't even sure if i was going to post it but i'm trying not to be so critical of my art since i am literally doing this for fun not for perfection

i tried giving bucky bangs here since i've only drawn him with his hair all tied back and while it's CUTE i don't think it looks like bucky AT ALL so i won't be doing it again

i definitely think i need to do some more face studies to get better at drawing bucky specifically

anyways i hope this isn't as bad as i've made it out to be in my head and that y'all still enjoy these boys ૮ ˶′ﻌ ‵˶ ა

[hainethehero]

This scene will always get me.

Because Natasha is thinking like a spy. She turns to kiss him, says: "PDA makes people very uncomfortable," trying to explain quickly to Steve that it'll keep them hidden from Rumlow.

And Steve, like the total meatball he is, goes: "yes it does🥺"

And then when she kisses him, her eyes remain opened for most of it while Steve's eyes flutter shut. And it's not that he's into it because he's crushing on Nat, but it's the fact that kissing does not come easily to him. He's hardly had practice and is super shy about doing anything remotely sexual in nature. It's one of his most endearing qualities.

And the way Nat cups his jaw and her thumb strokes his face, like he's totally a submissive kisser. He'd let Nat (or Bucky, or Tony, or Bruce, or Clint, or Thor etc...) take the lead and kiss him stupid. And even after the kiss, his eyes follow her like a little puppy, desperate for more while she turns around to walk down the escalator. Ugh, he's such a bottom.

P.S. his lips are literally so red and plush in CATWS like.... it's not even funny. I'd imagine even the villains are desperate to feel them.

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Steve (and friends) + text posts pt. 7/?

[ironspidersblog]

Tony, accidentally burning himself making his third cup of coffee in the morning: damn, this is worse than the time my childhood hero said I was nothing without my suit

Steve, choking on his coffee: I was your hero???????

Bucky, who learned this one night when Tony was drunk : your first mistake was picking that dumbass to be your hero

[meidui]

steve rogers has a type