#Steve is going to do two things
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Dustin posts a Tiktok of the party as they wait for everybody to show up for a Hellfire campaign but focuses in on a conversation happening in the kitchen. You can hear Steve say, “-believe it because Erica said it. She’s never wrong.”
Robin, picking the m&ms out of trail mix: I don’t know, she did want to drink that green sludge that dissolved concrete
Steve: That was before we knew it could do that and later that same day she called Murray a bald bastard. He was bald and he was a bastard. It cancels itself out.
Eddie: The first time I met her, she called me a long haired freak.
Steve: That’s the description I’d give the police if you ever went missing
Lucas: She calls me the family disappointment
Steve:
Steve, with that smile where he’s going to say something mean and is sorry about it: There’s only two of you, Lucas.
#Steve is going to do two things#(1) Have complete faith in the women in his life#(2) insult his husband#gonna subtly imply that Murray is dead because I don’t like his actor#eddie munson tiktok saga#steve harrington#eddie munson#robin buckley#lucas sinclair
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Steve Cobs I hope you EXPLO- oh wait.
#inanimate insanity#ii#mephone4#steve cobs#art#digital art#fanart#comic#abuse tw#violence tw#smoking tw#child abuse tw#<- I dont consider mephone a child but youknow just in case#gjinka#pre-canon#My man you built him to care about your health what did you expect#I dont think he smokes often but he has a stressful job so he lets himself occasionally#He was supposed to be wearing a suit but I forgottt and I put him in his alt outfit on accident. Dumb little suspenders.#I should also note that Mephones face and hands are the only places built with sensation so yeah this is especially awful#AND THEN THE WAY HE JUST USES HIM AS AN ALEXA AT THE END. “Hmmmm yes Schedule an appointment for me will you?”#And its scheduled for the the afternoon of the next day too. He's not in any rush. Let Mephone sit with it a while.#And of course he's not going to be too pressed if the repair gets put off for a day. or two. He's a busy guy.#He has better things to do than clean up what Mephones brought on himself.
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from february 💘
#stranger things#stonathan#i remember drawing this in a barnes & noble because i was doing pretty bad mentally and i knew#that my cure-alls would be my books my tea and drawing these two jackoffs#steve harrington x jonathan byers#i also think the reason i never posted it (this is from either february of this year or february last year) is bc it was meant to#just be a self care thing. didnt want a whole lot of people seeing it#my computer died at the barnes and i was soooo frustrated i walked to a taco bell to plug 'er back in and finish this#that ended up helping too. tacos & stonathan cant go wrong#artings#every now and then i see this in my archives or files and im like huh wow i dont remember drawing this#then i dont look at it for a longggg timeeee#real ones will know that this was drawn in february cuz thats when i headcanon their anniversary meow meow meow#steve harrington#jonathan byers#stonathan art#stonathan fanart#stranger things art#stranger things fanart#also pretend that this is height accurate lol i still have a Lot of problems w this drawing even though i rlly like it a lot#eyes
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the quietest week in tusla was the week Darry bundled all seven boys up in two cars n drove them all a million miles away to the nearest beach. On contrast, the most disruptive week in tusla was the week immediately followin.
#apparently its difficult to get up to mischief when u are all sharin the smallest cheapest rooms that will house SEVEN boys#came home sunburned n full of godawful ideas cooked up in the eight hour drive between tusla n any significant body of water#dallas is burned to a goddamn crisp#n SO fuckin mad#soda came home with this gorgeous tan that is servin to do nothin but piss dallas off more#johnnys got freckles hes never seen before in his life#ponys also burned#tomato twins#two bit fell asleep with somethin on his chest n has god awful tan lines#they all almost drowned#twice#theyre all already beggin to go back next year#darry is EXAUASTED#he needs a vacation from the vacation#he comes home n collapses face down on his bed starfish style n is out like a LIGHT#the truck broke down three times#all three times Steve got out to look n just sorta banged on shit until it started again#ponys watchin him just beatin on it goin i thought u were a mechanic#n steve kicks it real hard n its starts again n he goes well. its on now aint it.#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis#darry curtis#dallas winston#steve randle#johnny cade#two bit mathews#makin these instead of actual fics bc im so burnt out rn#but one day maybe#i can see this bein a multi chap thing
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hey guys . heres my fair share of doodles from the magma i drew on with my big bro @chamom1le-t3a
#the first one was supposed to be jfk mean steve ; i named him john f stevedy#all my shrig drawings go exceptionally hard im srs#bombardier and bitter choco decoration lookin ass fly#oh yeah and i need to give context for the last four because holy shit theyre wild#for the penultimate fourth one . that was based on a book editor recounting a horrific experience with a vampyre romance book they checked#where the girl protag was so fucking pure and christian that the vampyre guy couldn't put his hands on her without burning his skin#and when they were shagging . he put his hands on her breasts and the whole situation was described as her having “crucifix nipples”#and the last three were based on two tony x reader smut fanfics that were written in dedication for the author's friend . Isabella#we were literally on call and i had to read them aloud . it was the funniest and also most painful thing i ever had to do#i hope the next time we call ill do it again <33#okay stay safe and drink water okay bye-bye#dhmis#dhmis art#dhmis au#dhmis shrignold#shrignold the butterfly#dhmis hv shrignold#dhmis sketchbook#dhmis hv sketchbook#dhmis tony#tony the talking clock#dhmis hv tony#dhmis colin#colin the computer#dhmis hv colin#dhmis digital time#digitaltime#dhmis mean steve#mean steve#oh yeah and itft clock is here too i guess
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i’m sorry ik male-female friendships are important and I do love them platonic but honestly these two are somehow more homoerotic than half the gay ships. and bffr you only think they’re boring because they’re straight, it’s SUCH a good ship and i’ll stand by that forever 🙏
#what if! peggynat is literally THE SAME THING and y’all eat it up I’m just saying#I mean so do I let’s go lesbians but like GUYS STOP PRETENDING YOU HATE ROMANOGERS IT’S BORING THEY’RE AMAZING#romanogers#natasha romanoff#natasha romanov#steve rogers#black widow#captain america#marvel#mcu#marvel cinematic universe#oh also best ship is these two plus bucky plus sam obviously
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Nancy Wheeler the shoujo manga protagonist you are what with your love triangle and everything about you my pookie <3
#the fake shoujo manga chapter divider in a shoujo magazine is complete!#this took me like three days to finish and needless to say I’m proud of it 😌#ok maybe apart from Steve I’m not too happy with how he came out#everytime I draw his s1 hair apart of me wants to explode cause of how confusing and hard it is to draw#I imagine that this (fake) manga starts off as a regular shoujo romance but slowly escalates into a sci-fi horror#I’d like to thank Betsumas online archive for giving me references of shoujo from the 80s and 90s#ngl this would have flopped without it#I took some inspo from the many different art styles I saw in my betsuma refs and added aspects to my already pretty anime style#I also stylized Jonathan’s hair differently to how I usually do it to go more in line with how I think it would be stylized#in an actual shoujo#same with Nancy too#I also did more softer shading and tried to make it look watercoloury as alot of the shoujo mangaka I like use it for more fancy art#in relation to their work#i don’t think it comes across that way but hey it was worth a try!#I’m either proud of the title of this fake ST manga or ashamed of it idk I can’t decide#anyways I might do a part two to this? idk it was originally my intention#hope y’all enjoy!#stranger things#nancy wheeler#jonathan byers#steve harrington#barbra holland#jancy#I’ll add the jancy tag cause this piece has the pairing in subtext (lmk if i should remove it at all cause this isn’t an obvious jancy thing#)#cw eyestrain#tw eyestrain#<-adding these tags cause I think this could cause some eyestrain
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you're kidding me. mike is doing TEN TIMES WORSE than the season's Designated Trauma Character. what if i blew up the sun
#is mike wheeler fucking okay#st#joyce is worried about will having two incidents#MIKE HAS TWENTY#I was talking about this scene the other day and all I remembered was that karen lists off 4 things mike did#which is a question of how recent they are or how long they've been ignoring it to bombard him with all at once#stealing from nancy. swearing at a teacher. plagiarising an essay. drawing graffiti in the bathroom at school#AND THEN HIS PARENTS FOLLOW UP WITH#THAT ISN'T EVEN EVERYTHING#NOT EVEN CLOSE#THIS IS FREQUENT AND UNSURPRISING AND THEIR ATTEMPTS TO CURB THIS BEHAVIOUR ARE HAVING NO EFFECT#the wheelers doing what joyce thinks is bullshit btw. ignoring the problem. letting the traumatised child continue as is without support#IS MIKE WHEELER OKAY!!!!!!!!!#CAN SOMEONE TAKE CARE OF THIS CHILD PLEASE#IM SO CONCERNED#wait okay they've got me doing maths again..... will's 2 is for the month and mike's 20 is for the year#which is probably bc joyce and jonathan actually try to talk about the problem so it can be separated out into 10 sets of 2#which makes the problem smaller and manageable#meanwhile the wheelers probably ignored mike's issues for the entire year until it built up to TWENTY! TWENTY!!!!!! THAT IS SO MANY#and ofc nancy's still in her conformity era with steve so they don't even know she's struggling#she's gonna go cry in the bathroom in a second and then come back to dinner with barb's parents like nothing happened
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Someone please PLEASE listen to me: Since Ponyboy is canonically up a grade, and Soda did really bad in all his classes (I think he says he was failing in everything except auto?), he probably would’ve been held back. Since Ponyboy turns 14 in the summer, that means he would be a sophomore after the events of the book (if my math is right). Soda’s an October baby so he’d be a junior regularly. If he got held back, then he’d still be a sophomore. So what I’m trying to say is it’s entirely Soda and Ponyboy could’ve been in the same grade if Soda hadn’t dropped out. And I desperately want that.
#poptart’s general stuff#poptart speaks#the outsiders#se hinton#ponyboy curtis#sodapop curtis#Steve furious because he’s stuck with Two-Bit in almost all his classes#Two-Bit excited because they both got held back#”The Repeat Fiends!”#”No that’s stupid!” Steve shouts from across the cafeteria#Johnny being cool with it but soda kinda kept the other two quiet so now all they do is yell into his ear without realizing#Ponyboy gleeful af bc his favorite brother is by his side at all times now#Soda lowkey embarrassed/ashamed at his academic failure and the fact that no one is surprised but doesn’t ever bring it up#Idk maybe Darry’s not really on his ass for it so Ponyboy and Darry go at it and Ponyboy brings it up to defend himself#and Darry just really hopes Soda graduates at this rate because HE knows Soda’s insecure about his book smarts#Pony too but man does he suck at saying the right thing
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Steve and Robin should always be on the same shift. It will annoy all their coworkers for sure but it won’t annoy them as much as when Steve and Robin are not working together.
#they’re not doing a lot and they’re mean but that is the best case scenario you’re going to get from these two#Robin without Steve: anxious mess#Steve without Robin: lacks focus and - wait. where did he go?#Steve and Robin together: ‘you could catch this place on fire and I wouldn’t even care’#worrying thing to say in front of your coworkers when they know your last job DID catch on fire#steve harrington#robin buckley#stranger things#platonic stobin
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" Of Grit "
For the @steddiemicrofic August Prompt: Cake || 311 Words || Rating: G || Warnings: None
Steve vaguely recalls a heated debate, a held hostage remote knocked, and an open window.
One minute: channel surfing. The next: wrestling in the mud behind the Munson trailer.
Neither are winning the tussle. Steve has years of jock tendencies but Eddie’s surprisingly wriggly, his fashion hiding what muscle he maintains. And Steve’s certainly paid attention to Eddie’s… maintenance.
The two have been circling awhile now, mutual interest in pursuing more, obvious. But their competitive natures won out; who would cave first?
Well, Steve doesn’t mind upping the ante.
It’s a move that’s worked with previous partners; precise placement of the hands, plant yourself atop, apply body weight, hold their attention…
Wiping his lips clean, Steve eases in for the kill, slow.
Glance at Eddie's lips.
Back to his eyes.
Lean those final centimeters.
And plant a hard kiss to his nose.
(Snag the remote from Eddie’s loosened grip, mission complete!)
Steve smirks, leaning back, expecting Eddie's reaction. When he only remains frozen, Steve can’t help but pause.
Thankfully, the metalhead comes back into himself, lurching upwards with a mud glob to Steve’s face.
Blinded, all Steve can taste is grime and clay. Defenseless to the sudden, confident press of lips to his own. A kiss of grit, certainty, and relief from month-long tensions.
Steve thinks he's willing to concede this one, the remote snatched and Eddie leaving with a chortle of victory.
He touches his mud and kiss slicked lips. Yeah, he doesn’t mind losing the battle if he wins the war and all that comes after.
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When Wayne finally returns from his 10-minute lunch fetching, he’s greeted by the boys caked in mud, unable to make eye contact without breaking into giggles.
He’ll be gruff about the mess, but he’s all too happy to send them to clean up if it means Eddie gets more days like this.
#I had to be the adventurer with a machete in the forest to get this thing down from 500 words#it was NOT a pretty process#anyway enjoy two losers finally ending what I think is technically romantic edging#initially i was thinking of making them go to a mud bog or doing something with 'caked in makeup' (in a good way)#but ehh the ideas never went anywhere#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#my posts#my writing#steddie microfic
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i am MORE then happy to share more self indulgent head canons with lil to NO promptin!! AGH TY FOR THE ASK LOVE!!
1.) Almost the entire gang has had at least one piercin' at some point or another. Soda has his left lobe, Steve has his right cartilage, Two had his snake bite, Dallas had his eyebrow, 'n Johnny has his tongue. They TRIED to pierce Pony's nose but Darry came home halfway through to Pony with just a needle through his nose BAWLIN'. Two's got infected 'n Dallas got aggravated with his. Johnny 'n the gang forget about his all the time until Johnny sticks his tongue out 'n they're like AGH WHAT IS oh never mind that's right. For a while though that man was in the TRENCHES. had to relearn how to talk entirely.
2.) all the boys have what's called a 'special' that refers to a certain behavior. The Ponyboy Special is retellin' a story 'n leavin' out all the parts that make him look bad (specifically when he's in trouble) the Darry Special is pushin' too hard when he's already beat. They'll catch him tryin' to do laundry asleep on his feet 'n someone'll shout HEY THE DARRY SPECIAL IS ON 'n they'll all manhandle him down into the armchair (he claims he's fine 'n is asleep in 5 minutes). The Two-Bit Special is drinkin' before noon. 'N so on.
3.) Darry 'n Dallas are the only early risers. Dallas will fall asleep at three 'n wake up at five 'n somehow beat Darry into the kitchen in the mornin' meanwhile Darry is goin' to bed PROMPTLY at ten. Ten thirty on the weekends that man is an early bird 'n he is takin' his ass to BED. Dallas just runs on three hours of sleep 24/7. They're all waitin' for him to pass out in the middle of doin' somethin' one day.
4.) Dallas manages to be a pseudo brother to both Pony 'n Curly 'n is as much a freeloader at the Shepard's as he is the Curtis' but where Pony brings out a softer side in him Dallas has NO problem sendin' Curly through a wall. They scrap ALL the time. Dallas has scars from where Curly has bit him (the fucker) 'n Curly lost ('n swallowed) six baby teeth as a result of Dallas. Picture Steve 'n Pony but significantly more feral. They always go out for Dairy Queen after.
5.) If Soda had never torn his ACL he would have made it out of Tusla. He would have joined up with a rodeo 'n made it pretty damn far as a bronc rider. 'N he loves it. Really he does. But there's always a part of him that doesn't fit right. Soda is a stayer that went. Darry was supposed to be a goer that stayed. Even in another universe there is a tragedy there.
#AGH#sorry that last one is kinda sad#but UGH#guys i love head canons#they are just so fun#i take a character I go i think they do this thing#source my brain#n like twenty people are like you know what hell yeah#god its so fun#AGH!!#ask games forever n ever I love them#TY FOR THE ASK ANON!!#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#darry curtis#sodapop curtis#dallas winston#steve randle#johnny cade#two bit mathews#tw piercings#tw needle#tw teeth
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On my Mrs. Harrington x Claudia Henderson bullshit again apparently
If her husband can stick his dick in every pretty thing that caught his attention she could very well hate fuck her highschool rival
The only problem is they miscalculated how long the kids would be out of the house, or more accurately got a little too caught up with each other, meaning she was caught red handed getting some water in the kitchen half dressed and clearly just having had sex
#i should probably come up with a ship name for these two#if im going to keep doing this#it would be easier if we knew steves moms name#stranger things#steve harrington#dustin henderson#claudia henderson
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Jonathan having to work at family video in s5 and that's part of why he and Robin become besties 🙏 (Steve is pouting in the corner with the cardboard cutout of Phoebe Cates)
#they're going on about Alfred Hitchcock and Steve is just like i don't give a fuck#like i imagine he'd be so annoyed#not only is Jonathan stealing his bestie but they have a lot more in common#he'd be so pouty about it#also yes this circles back to the lore of Jonathan working at the hawk#queue me periodically reminding y'all that Byers comes after Buckley and that Jonathan and Robin should know each other based on that alone#stranger things#jonathan byers#robin buckley#steve harrington#... what do we call two alt kids and their golden retriever ex jock?#i just know Mr Byers would clock Robin's crush on Vickie in a matter of hours#... tbh his observant ass probably already knows she's gay#st 5
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My favorite part about being obsessed with something is that you start looking for it everywhere. Especially in media that shares actors with the thing you’re obsessed with.
So thanks to the idea from one feralheartedalien here on tumblr and my current watching of A Quiet Place: Day One, I’m suddenly being roped into the Steddie Alternate Universe with Eric and Keys.
------ Minor "A Quiet Place: Day One" Spoilers after this point ------
Haven’t watched Free Guy in a while, but the dynamic is kinda sticking with me. Struggling, emotionally repressed, desperate, foreign exchange law student Eric, coming to the States for school due to parental pressure (can’t have a Steddie-like ship without some shitty parents). Redeemed bully, people pleaser, hopeless romantic, lonely Keys, trying to make something out of his love for programming and design while under his repressive boss (can’t have a Steddie-like ship without some doomed ambition).
Maybe next floor neighbors, Eric living right above Keys. He comes back to his basically empty apartment after school every day exhausted, collapsing on the carpet in his living room at 2am, lulled to sleep by the soft, muffled music in the place beneath him. Meanwhile, Keys only plays his "falling asleep" music when he's home, in hopes to calm the person above him, who has a habit of frequent pacing, self monologues, and unfortunately, breakdowns.
Maybe Eric just has a shit day at school one day; stressful projects, lack of progress in his studying, sleep deprived, and it’s absolutely fucking pouring on his way back home. Maybe Keys has accidentally memorized his neighbor’s schedule, accidentally began to care, and noticed how late it is. Maybe their floors are different but the rooms are the same, so when Eric pushes the wrong floor on the elevator, he ends up at Keys’s room. Breaks down when his key doesn’t work, falls to his knees in the hallway muffling sobs. Barely reacts when Keys opens his door because he’s so tired and cold and numb. Weakly tries to fight Keys’s attempts at help but nearly faints in this stranger’s arms. Eric finally lets himself be helped, loses himself in Keys’s thick blankets and soft music and well meaning rambling and killer hot chocolate-
Maybe that’s when Eric realizes how much this man has saved his life, and vows to return the favor.
#hi hello aqp:do is awesome and so is quinn and nyong’o like guys you fuckin killed it#you even inspired me to draw for it that’s a movie’s highest honor#and it’s steddie art no less !!! amazing work you two all the awards#anyway i may have accidentally fallen in love with the steddie multiverse so boom Keys x Eric (aka Padlock bc that’s a cool ship name imo)#and bc my brain can never leave anything they do get angst yayyyy !!!!#they’re pining but keys doesn’t wanna fall in love bc eric’s visa to study in the us will end eventually and they would be split up#meanwhile eric wants to make the best of his law school years before going home to get a green card#im too busy to work this out rn but maybe one day#take art for now :]#free guy#a quiet place day one#walter keys mckey#keys mckey#eric a quiet place day one#technically#stranger things au#steddie au#steddie#steve x eddie#keys x eric#making it a tag yall bc i think this ship should be more known and maybe expanded on#also slight dumb by eli again#aqpdo spoilers
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#[whispering] is it worse when blogs go on a hiatus or when they just slowly slow their posts to an almost complete stop#asking for a friend 😁😁😁#lookin like i will not have time for this blog til……. like fuckin november#two months late to my own one year celebration lol#i’m quiet y’all are quiet the fandom be quiet cos it’s two years since new content#im still v much obsessed w steve tho lol#but u can tell the energy here (online in general) has died#i can’t tell if it would be more annoying to do a hiatus and then just post when i get the time and energy or to not bother w a hiatus#and just continue as is#sigh sigh sigh#much to think about#jay talks#delete later#still mourning my last piece 💔#she’s not dead i just wish i hadn’t freakin. sigh no i did wish i wrote her i just wish things had been done differently
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