#Star trek enterprise

[kosher-martian]

Archer: *new, never-before-seen forms of xenophobia towards Vulcans*

Trip: *Florida noises, but like... Floridabama noises specifically*

T'Pol: *Eats vegan pizza with knife and fork*

Theme Music: 🎶It's been a long road... Getting from there to here....🎶

Every bones and spock interaction is mccoy going "you devil-eared fuck one day I will kill you with my bare hands and not a single jury would convict me, killing heartless machines isn't a crime" and spock says "you'll try, you will try and just like every other aspect in your life you will fail, your daughter doesn't respect you your ex wife doesn't respect you and I can guarantee no one on this ship respects you, when you inevitably kill yourself there will not be a single iota of this universe dulled by your absence" and kirk goes "alright team let's go explore this planet!"

[stra-tek]

Dominic Keating in uniform at Creation's Star Trek: San Francisco con. Photo from Hero Within.

[wizard-dax]

I'm obsessed with Trip easily winning over T'pol's mom by fixing her appliances. He fixes her stasis chamber and you can SEE the look cross her face of "Okay I understand the logic in this one now"

[defconprime]

Malcolm Reed from The Badgey Directive

[popculturememes]

Oh that judgmental look already

So it wasn’t just Bones McCoy

High school yearbook photos (I'm assuming) of Bill, Leonard and De

[gracieanne]

A song with a cute back track but disturbing undertones for moopsy!

[dilbobloggins]

i could NOT work with a Vulcan. it would end in a fist fight even though i have no chance of winning. “there’s no need to react emotionally” girl i am going to kill you with my teeth. i understand why Bones is Like That. i would be too.

[redscrawl]

no i will not make separate blogs for my fandoms, everyone who follows me must experience ALL my insanity

[malcolm-reeds-pineapple]

Unironically you’re so fucking correct like the Rod version smacks ass. Like in some ways yeah, Archer’s Theme (from the end credits) probably would have been better received since it’s wayyy more Trek than Faith of The Heart, but I’m an Enterprise Truther to my core and I firmly believe that Faith of The Heart conceptually fits the visuals of the opening better than Archer’s theme. Like maybe if the visuals were different I would be in the Archer’s Theme camp, but Faith of The Heart fits soooo well and I wish they’d been able to get Rod 😭😭😭

I like that Enterprise was like wow this Rod Stewart song from a movie from 1998 smacks ass………… this would make a GREAT Trek opening and then found someone who almost sounds like Rod Stewart if you hold your head right to perform it. I like to think that Rod Stewart was too busy playing with his model trains and tending to the excel spreadsheet worth of children he sired to even look at the email asking to use his version of the song. All for people to loathe the song so much that they refused to watch the fucking show like that’s so fucking funny

[miametropolis]

underestimating the power of friendship is the single biggest mistake you can make as a villain in Star Trek. like “your friends will not come for you” bro you are cooked. wrap it up, babe.

[astralbondpro]

Star Trek: Enterprise // S02E14: Stigma

[dykespirk]

human things I think Vulcans would be good at:

getting a return processed at Target

COVID compliance

birdwatching, but for like. algae and slugs and stuff. (they’re too advanced for just birds)

dealing with medical negligence

online shopping (they have 2k tabs open at all times)

marketplace bartering (in any locale)

elementary school riddles (green glass door, etc.)

starting underground rainbow loom empires (adult or child, doesn’t matter)

cutthroat pitchfork reviews

letterboxd (rating film by various, limited metrics? they consider it humanity’s greatest contribution in eons; one of the reasons they make first contact)

writing unhinged YouTube comments

patiently discovering, and reviewing, each ending of a choose-your-own-adventure book

you may add your own

[thisshrimpisfryingrice]

Damn these ships going crazy

Part 2

[akendara]

their difference

not to confuse..!

[orang3cat75]

Someone call @forecast0ctopus