#Standing up falling down

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Ben Schwartz Characters as The Onion articles

Bonus Doug!

[eldarsevenstar]

I’m so FUCKING EXCITED!!!!! I’m finally going to see Ben Schwartz & Friends! My screams of joy may have legit woken up my toddler and given my husband tinnitus. Whoops. Can’t wait until January!!!!

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🎭 Schwartz Madness 🏀

Semi Finals

If you’re vehemently disagreeing with tumblr so far, you can still fill out a blanket bracket of your own here! Results so far under the cut

[davidsnipplering]

Also here’s a picture of each of them just because

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Scott Rollins Coded

Mordred

[starry-bi-sky]

on a completely separate note; shizun luo binghe with a disciple shen yuan who fell into the abyss??? *thinks about LBH canonically stealing SQQ's corpse for 5 years* he'd hallucinate i think. like, like visual and audial hallucinations.

Keeps thinking he's seeing SQQ in the corner of his eyes, or wandering between the trees, amongst a group of disciples. Thinks he hears him calling for him, but its just the wind or another disciple.

Gets Xiu Ya reforged but patently fucking refuses to make a sword mound. Because his disciple Is Not Dead :))) There was No Body. He's Not Dead. And If You keep Insisting That He Is, He's Gonna Skewer You :). He's holding onto Xiu Ya so he can return his most favored disciple's sword when he returns. It's on his hip right next to Zheng Yang where it's supposed to be.

Also this motherfucker?? does not sleep btw. He has the image of SQQ, wide eyed and hysterical and standing at the mouth of the abyss burned into his fucking eyelids. Can't use the dreamscape to escape it either because he keeps trying to save him and either he does and it's an incredibly cruel trick to wake up to, or he doesn't and he gets his heart broken in several different pieces again.

There is no convincing this man that Shen Qingqiu is dead. Absolutely nothing at all. He is buried so deep in denial that moles would be jealous of how deep he is. He keeps making tea for two in the bamboo house only to remember that it's just him. SQQ's fans are hiding everywhere, little reminders of his presence. He goes to wake up SQQ on the mornings he sleeps in-- only to find the room empty.

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Comedy  Drama

[lemondoddle]

i'm so normal about bill's hateful poem about stan

someone who screwed up and screwed over his family but was able to be redeemed, to be loved again, to be given a another chance.

bill sees himself in stan,

but there will be no chance at a family reunion for bill.

[six-legged-sea-leopard]

no i am not over how one of the first things kris does of their own accord without our input is to lay down their life for this weird ipad kid they met five hours ago no i am not over "hell yeah i am here to humiliate you fucker" no i am not over "did you miss me? because i missed you!" no i am not over how much not only susie but also kris (and ralsei) genuinely care about their new adopted little cousin guy and the fact that he went from having no friends at all to 3 ride or die bffs who were willing to do what every adult in his life failed to do which is stand up for him i-

[official-lucifers-child]

absolutely heartbreaking to see some of my favourite youtubers accept sponsors from betterhelp despite the literal actual federal trade commission stating that betterhelp broke its own privacy rules and pressured customers into giving them personal health information that they then gave to third party companies and fucking social media platforms.

like i understand that betterhelp seems like a mostly affordable, accessible alternative to in-person therapy, but i expected them to actually research the company a bit before accepting the sponsorship? i mean, even the most shallow of searches immediately brings up the legal case against betterhelp which exposed all of their shady dealings and mishandlings. maybe i'm expecting too much, but if a company asking to sponsor me lost a legal case because they sold their clients' medical information to facebook, i would turn down the sponsorship.

[justaz]

merlin who stands against the wall while uther reprimands arthur, who stands behind arthur at dinners where uther’s disapproval and disappointment is apparent, who has been there when arthur is quiet and despondent after private meetings with his father, who has watched for years the sting of uther’s words and sometimes hands against his own son, who has bit his tongue and followed arthur with gentle hands and softer words as he puts the pieces back together of the man he knows and loves.

merlin watching uther lose his temper over arthur going against him for their people and watching arthur crawl into himself and shove his feelings down to be the emotionless prince his father expects of him. once uther’s rage has quelled somewhat, he dismisses arthur without another look and arthur leaves, his back ramrod straight and his chin held high despite the glazed look in his eyes, his last shot at keeping his composure. and merlin breaks, he glares at uther and waits until the doors shut to speak, in case arthur was close enough to hear.

merlin rants and raves at uther, calls him out on his bs, and tells him to be there for his son. ofc uther isn’t having any of it and yells back at merlin but merlin isn’t deterred and keeps going on and on about how much of a disappointment uther is as a father and how much better arthur deserves. uther steps in close and raises his hand as if to backhand merlin but he doesn’t. the two stare at each other, heated glare meeting heated glare, and finally uther mutters that he should have merlin flogged for speaking like that to him. merlin doesn’t waver as he welcomes uther too but he couldn’t just stand by and watch uther tear arthur apart anymore.

uther slowly lowers his hand and turns his back on merlin but he hasn’t given in to merlin’s argument so he switches tactics. he asks how uther expects arthur to be the sure, determined, and just king he is meant to be if uther won’t let him grow into his power and autonomy, let him learn his lessons and apply them as king. uther finally lowers his shoulders at merlin’s argument which just irks him more as uther clearly cares more for arthur as a future king rather than a son but he doesn’t point that out.

uther turns to stare at merlin and asks if he really just disrespected the king so horribly just for arthur, merlin nods once without hesitation and echoes “for arthur”. uther’s lips twitch despite himself and he nods and says how he is glad arthur has someone like merlin looking out for him. merlin tests his luck once more and responds that arthur could have more than just him, he could have a dad, not just a father.

merlin watches as arthur reports back to his father the next week about an expedition they had gone on to protect one of camelot’s outlying villages from raiders and uther grins wide and pulls arthur into an awkward side hug that’s more a complicated pat on his shoulder but at least it’s something. uther says openly how he’s proud and that camelot should feel lucky to have a prince who is looking out for her.

arthur is stunned and manages a slight bow to his father as he leaves (merlin and uther exchanging a glance and nod as he passes). merlin watches arthur as the room empties and a wide, proud smile stretches across his face. merlin feels warm and fuzzy at the sight and chuckles as arthur spins and pulls merlin into a similar side hug while laughing loudly. the two of them have the most fun that day, spending the rest of the daylight goofing off and running around with no particular goal in mind other than enjoying the day. it’s the happiest merlin has seen arthur be for such a long period of time.

[milkweedman]

It is interesting how much math comes into even the most basic of like. Making things. Making almost anything. And often not numbers necessarily but proportions and geometry. I think all the time about how castles were built with geometry at the heart of it. And I use the same kind of proportional math to make socks fit. And none of my pieces are ever knit with a prime number of stitches--because you use factors to make neat colorwork and ribbing and different stitches. Idk ! I remember constantly thinking 'how the hell is THIS gonna come in useful ?' But it always does. Math is at the heart of everything, and knowing how to apply it is a tool of critical importance to Thinking Up A Shape And Making It.

[chaotic-minds-think-alike]

GET UP.GET UP.GET UP.GET UP.GET UP

V1… ultrakill….. my beloved,,,, I am running through the brick wall because I have to draw them

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🎭 Schwartz Madness 🏀

You can find the blank bracket here. Results so far under the cut

[davidsnipplering]

i think we can all agree that there’s a lot of fuckable David Castañeda characters but if i had to pick my top three i’d pick Martin, Victor and Ruis.

Martin: 10/10 | Martin is great, caring, and knows his way around. He’s not into one nighters so you guys definitely went on a couple dates before anything happened. Probably the best you’ll ever have so you think about him quite often.

Victor Suero: 8/10 | Let’s be real…this man has never had pussy before. He’s too busy fighting, working or looking after his sister. Anyways he’s cute, sweet and is a quick learner so he’ll pick up real quick, but he will definitely cry afterwards. PARANOID. Not as memorable as Martin but every blue moon you remember him.

Ruis : 9/10 | Cocky ass bitch but he knows what he’s doing so its excused. That’s it, that’s all.

[the--highlanders]

also I genuinely love the various bits of eu canon that say that ben and polly have a pretty rocky relationship after leaving the tardis. like. here are two people who meet in normal everyday circumstances, and are mutually attracted despite clashing a bit. deciding to meet up again ends up with them experiencing something they won't ever be able to explain to anyone else. the differences between them stop mattering so much. they're each other's only touchstone of home for months, save each other's lives repeatedly, and bond more closely than they might ever have done had they stayed on earth.

and then they get to /go/ home, and it's... normal. it's everyday. it's everything they've been missing. and suddenly all that closeness they've built up just /cracks/. the differences between them come crashing back in. they can't look at each other without remembering what they've left behind. they can't bear to be without each other and risk forgetting. they need someone who doesn't understand. they can't be with anyone but the person who /does/ understand. they can't help but keep finding their way back to each other over and over again.