#Source: mom

[defaultjane-official]

[HFW/Mom]

[waterfire1848]

Person to a 21 year old Azula: Excuse me, sweetie, are you here with a grown up? Azula: I am a grown up. Person: Oh! I'm sorry. I thought you were a foster child. Azula: If you have a spare mom or dad, I'm open to it.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Chucky: Screw you!

Freddy: ???

Jennifer: No screw you!

Freddy: !???

Pam: Oh, screw both of you petulant children-

Freddy: E- Excuse me-... excuse me, hey- I think I need to sit down a minute-

Chucky: Wha- are you okay!?

Freddy: Yeah. It's just-

Freddy: Everybody's fighting and nobodies mad at me.

Freddy: ... I-I don't know what I'm supposed to do, here.

[hersheysmcboom]

Harley: hey,look who’s away in a mager

Tony: not funny, (continues to cry)

Harley: why are you here?

Tony: oh you know, just hanging out with Mary, you know, like me her having a kid was a surprise but after that she pretty much hit it out of the park.

Harley: why are you crying?

Tony (crying) those stories you told about me, I was so awful to you, how can I ever make it up to you?

Harley: you may not realize it, but you already have, I can tell those stories because they don’t hurt me as much any more, I have learned to move on, I’m happy with our relationship now.

[incorrectprodigalsonquotes]

Malcolm: How can you not like this guy?

Jessica: I find ways not to like you, and you're adorable.

[charmingradiobelle]

Bowser: over the weekend I did some soul-searching, and came to realize that maybe I do have a problem.

Bowser: and then I did some more soul-searching and decided..I don’t care.

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

*During the card game in AH Playlist Side B*

Zag: You know, Francis, I never know if you’re telling the truth or not.

Francis: And that’s what makes me the most interesting player at this table.

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Bajillia: Well...I'm nothing if not forgiving.

Squillia *offscreen*: She's nothing!

[incorrect-worldless-quotes]

Angel: You know, Lightning Nightmare, I never know if you're telling the truth or not.

Lightning Nightmare: And that's what makes me the most interesting person at this table.

[your-incorrect-quotes]

A, storming in: Rich people are soulless bastards!

B: They should all rot in hell!

B:

B: Who are we talking about?

[defaultjane-official]

[Horizon Forbidden West/Mom]

[tf2incorrectquotes]

[babysfirstformula1]

Thinking about young Esteban, in a strange doctor’s office with needles in his back because he was sick so often while his peers in full health charged on ahead, Esteban’s failing body holding him back. Thinking about young Esteban, watching his parents sell their home and his father’s business to fund his karting career. Thinking about young Esteban, always knowing that chasing his dream will destroy his parents if he can’t perform on track. Thinking about young Esteban, weighing his formula 1 dream against a McDonald’s paycheck and very nearly finding the dream wanting. Thinking about young Esteban realizing that what he has above his peers is a willingness to suffer more than anyone else if that’s what it takes, and all he can do is pray that the suffering won’t last forever. Thinking about young Esteban in 2019, grinding shifts in the Mercedes simulator and trying to claw his way back on to the grid.

Thinking about Esteban who’s so happy nowadays, doing what he loves while surrounded by people who believe in him.

[charmingradiobelle]

Nick: I can’t believe it. I’m becoming a real person with actual feelings.

Nick: I hate it.

[thefishywizard]

*sounds of screaming and breaking glass in the background* the kids are alright.