#Source: mom

[waterfire1848]

Person to a 21 year old Azula: Excuse me, sweetie, are you here with a grown up? Azula: I am a grown up. Person: Oh! I'm sorry. I thought you were a foster child. Azula: If you have a spare mom or dad, I'm open to it.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Incorrect Quote

Chucky: Screw you!

Freddy: ???

Jennifer: No screw you!

Freddy: !???

Pam: Oh, screw both of you petulant children-

Freddy: E- Excuse me-... excuse me, hey- I think I need to sit down a minute-

Chucky: Wha- are you okay!?

Freddy: Yeah. It's just-

Freddy: Everybody's fighting and nobodies mad at me.

Freddy: ... I-I don't know what I'm supposed to do, here.

[confessions-of-a-bookworm]

Narnia Incorrect Quotes 801/?

Caspian: Your siblings are lucky to have you

Edmund: Caspian, let's get something straight- Everybody's lucky to have me

[hxuse-xf-black]

Snape: You're only dating Lily to annoy me! James: No, I'm dating Lily because she's a nice girl. Annoying you's just an added bonus.

[hersheysmcboom]

Harley: hey,look who’s away in a mager

Tony: not funny, (continues to cry)

Harley: why are you here?

Tony: oh you know, just hanging out with Mary, you know, like me her having a kid was a surprise but after that she pretty much hit it out of the park.

Harley: why are you crying?

Tony (crying) those stories you told about me, I was so awful to you, how can I ever make it up to you?

Harley: you may not realize it, but you already have, I can tell those stories because they don’t hurt me as much any more, I have learned to move on, I’m happy with our relationship now.

[incorrectprodigalsonquotes]

Malcolm: How can you not like this guy?

Jessica: I find ways not to like you, and you're adorable.

[zootopiathingz]

Bowser: over the weekend I did some soul-searching, and came to realize that maybe I do have a problem.

Bowser: and then I did some more soul-searching and decided..I don’t care.

[defaultjane-official]

[Horizon Forbidden West/Mom]

[angelhareincorrectquotes]

*During the card game in AH Playlist Side B*

Zag: You know, Francis, I never know if you’re telling the truth or not.

Francis: And that’s what makes me the most interesting player at this table.

[incorrect-lackadaisy-cats]

Aunt Nina, slamming open the door: Well, I hope you’re happy!

Rocky, still half asleep: I don’t think you mean that.

(Submitted by @systemakhaosu)

[incorrectpowerrangersquotes]

Bajillia: Well...I'm nothing if not forgiving.

Squillia *offscreen*: She's nothing!

[incorrect-piltover-quotes]

Vi: Jayce, I am at the gym at 6 AM every morning punching a heavy bag to get my frustration out so I can suffer through another 12 hour day of working my ass off in the streets and sucking up to judges, so when I belittle you, be grateful, because what I really want to do is wring your ridiculously tiny neck.

Jayce:

Vi: Seriously, it's smaller than a sparrow's. How does your head not just flop around all over the place?

[incorrect-worldless-quotes]

Angel: You know, Lightning Nightmare, I never know if you're telling the truth or not.

Lightning Nightmare: And that's what makes me the most interesting person at this table.

[confessions-of-a-bookworm]

Narnia Incorrect Quotes 800/?

Eustace: I really don't like you

Edmund: That's okay. I like myself enough for the both of us.

[your-incorrect-quotes]

A: You know, B, I never know if you're telling the truth or not.

B: And that's what makes me the most interesting person at this table.

[silvershewolf247]

Junior: Who leaves out pot cookies when you have a recovering addict at your house?

Andy: I didn't leave them out, they were in a lockbox hidden in the back of my pantry.

Lexy: I thought that was because you didn't want me to eat them

Andy: I didn't want you to eat them.