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Person to a 21 year old Azula: Excuse me, sweetie, are you here with a grown up? Azula: I am a grown up. Person: Oh! I'm sorry. I thought you were a foster child. Azula: If you have a spare mom or dad, I'm open to it.
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Chucky: Screw you!
Freddy: ???
Jennifer: No screw you!
Freddy: !???
Pam: Oh, screw both of you petulant children-
Freddy: E- Excuse me-... excuse me, hey- I think I need to sit down a minute-
Chucky: Wha- are you okay!?
Freddy: Yeah. It's just-
Freddy: Everybody's fighting and nobodies mad at me.
Freddy: ... I-I don't know what I'm supposed to do, here.
#its a first for the man XD#Incorrect Quote#Incorrect Quotes#IQs#Horror House!AU#Horror House! AU#Horror House AU#Chucky#Charles Lee ray#Jennifer Check#Pamela Voorhees#Freddy Krueger#source: Mom
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Narnia Incorrect Quotes 801/?
Caspian: Your siblings are lucky to have you
Edmund: Caspian, let's get something straight- Everybody's lucky to have me
#confessions of a bookworm#narnia#chronicles of narnia#incorrect quotes#the pevensies#edmund pevensie#peter pevensie#susan pevensie#lucy pevensie#caspian x#source: mom
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Snape: You're only dating Lily to annoy me! James: No, I'm dating Lily because she's a nice girl. Annoying you's just an added bonus.
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Harley: hey,look who’s away in a mager
Tony: not funny, (continues to cry)
Harley: why are you here?
Tony: oh you know, just hanging out with Mary, you know, like me her having a kid was a surprise but after that she pretty much hit it out of the park.
Harley: why are you crying?
Tony (crying) those stories you told about me, I was so awful to you, how can I ever make it up to you?
Harley: you may not realize it, but you already have, I can tell those stories because they don’t hurt me as much any more, I have learned to move on, I’m happy with our relationship now.
#iron man#iron dad#harley keener#tony stark#the avengers#mcu#marvel mcu au#mcu au#Harley keener is Tony’s bio son au#tw past trauma#tw past neglect#tw childhood trauma#tw bad parents#the cycle continues#the cycle of abuse#breaking the cycle#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect marvel cinematic universe#iron man 3#source: mom#incorrect mcu#mcu infinity war#marvel mcu#mcu fandom#mcu tony stark#incorrect marvel quotes#marvel quotes#marvel#irondad#marvel cinematic universe
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Malcolm: How can you not like this guy?
Jessica: I find ways not to like you, and you're adorable.
#incorrect prodigal son quotes#prodigal son#malcolm bright#jessica whitly#source: mom#incorrect quotes#prodigal son incorrect quotes
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Bowser: over the weekend I did some soul-searching, and came to realize that maybe I do have a problem.
Bowser: and then I did some more soul-searching and decided..I don’t care.
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[Horizon Forbidden West/Mom]
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*During the card game in AH Playlist Side B*
Zag: You know, Francis, I never know if you’re telling the truth or not.
Francis: And that’s what makes me the most interesting player at this table.
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Aunt Nina, slamming open the door: Well, I hope you’re happy!
Rocky, still half asleep: I don’t think you mean that.
(Submitted by @systemakhaosu)
#submission#source: mom#Incorrect Quotes#Aunt Nina#Rocky Rickaby#Lackadaisy#Lackadaisy Cats#Tracy J. Butler
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Bajillia: Well...I'm nothing if not forgiving.
Squillia *offscreen*: She's nothing!
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Vi: Jayce, I am at the gym at 6 AM every morning punching a heavy bag to get my frustration out so I can suffer through another 12 hour day of working my ass off in the streets and sucking up to judges, so when I belittle you, be grateful, because what I really want to do is wring your ridiculously tiny neck.
Jayce:
Vi: Seriously, it's smaller than a sparrow's. How does your head not just flop around all over the place?
#incorrect piltover quotes#incorrect quotes#league of legends vi#league of legends jayce#vi#jayce talis#league of legends#riot games#slightly altered#source: mom
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Angel: You know, Lightning Nightmare, I never know if you're telling the truth or not.
Lightning Nightmare: And that's what makes me the most interesting person at this table.
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Narnia Incorrect Quotes 800/?
Eustace: I really don't like you
Edmund: That's okay. I like myself enough for the both of us.
#source: mom#confessions of a bookworm#narnia#chronicles of narnia#incorrect quotes#the pevensies#edmund pevensie#eustace clarence scrubb#eustace scrubb
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A: You know, B, I never know if you're telling the truth or not.
B: And that's what makes me the most interesting person at this table.
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Junior: Who leaves out pot cookies when you have a recovering addict at your house?
Andy: I didn't leave them out, they were in a lockbox hidden in the back of my pantry.
Lexy: I thought that was because you didn't want me to eat them
Andy: I didn't want you to eat them.
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