#Source: Stranger Things

[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

*Y/N and Logan, arguing*

Wade: Why don’t you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another?

Logan: *very much in love with her* WOAH-

Y/N: *very much in love with him* YOU ARE WAY OFF BASE, BUDDY

Wade: Oh, spare me, spare me, spare me!

Wade: *To Y/N* Yes, yes, he's a brute, I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but admit it, you're real curious to know what he's like in the sack!

Wade: *To Logan* And you. Ha! Well, you're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings because the last time you opened your heart, you got hurt! Owie.

Wade: And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. So please, for my sake, either quit your bickering or pull over, tear off those clothes, and GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!

[hxuse-xf-black]

16-year-old Tom Riddle: Do you know anything about horcruxes? Specifically, how to create them? Slughorn: Horcruxes? What is this for? Tom Riddle: Fun.

[welcomehomeincorrectquotes]

Frank: *to Wally* Sometimes your total obliviousness just blows my mind.

[the-skull-breaker]

Mavuika : ok, so we get the keys, and then we turn the machines off. well that shouldn't be so hard, we can do this !

Capitano : Mavuika, did you hear the part where it says the place was, like, an impenetrable fortress ?

Mavuika : yeah but there has to be a way in.

Capitano : yeah, there is, our military.

Mavuika : who ARE coming.

Capitano : well, we don't know that anymore because you yelled at them like it was a parent/teacher conference and then you hung up on them, so we don't know what the hell's going on because now were-... wait, wait, what are we do- oooh ! wait that's right ! we're on our way to rescue out nation from the big bad Abyss !

Mavuika : you know what ? if you can't handle this then just turn around and drop me off first !

Capitano : what are you gonna do ? you're gonna walk back to the stadium ?

Mavuika : I will do anything if it gets me away from you !

Traveler : CHILDREN ! CHILDREN ! CHILDREN ! this interminable bickering was amusing at first, but it's getting very stale way we still have a long way ahead of us. so, why don't you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another ?

Capitano : WHOOAAA !!!

Mavuika : you are WAY off base, buddy !

Traveler : oooh, spare me ! spare me ! spare me ! yes, yes, he's a brute, I know, probably reminds you of a bad relationship and, gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but, admit it, you're real curious to know what he's like in the sack. *turns to capitano* and you. AH ! well you're just a manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings, because the last time you opened your heart you got hurt ! owie ! and now rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. so, please, for my sake, either quit your bickering, or pull over, tear off those clothes and GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY !!!

Mavuika :

Capitano :

[liv45no]

Peter after once again predicting the outcome of a prank: HOW MANY TIMES do I have to be RIGHT ON THE MONEY before you guys JUST TRUST ME?!!

Sirius: Merlin, this kid’s gotta get his ego checked

[incorrect-tmnt1987-quotes]

[Shredder & Krang have captured the Turtles but they are arguing] Raphael: Listen, this interminable bickering was amusing at first, but it's getting VERY stale. Michelangelo: So why don't you two cut the act and get to the part where you admit your feelings for one another? Krang: WOAAHH! Shredder: You are WAY off, Turtles! Michelangelo: Oh spare me, spare me, spare me! Donatello, to Krang: Yes, he's a brute. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but you got to admit it, you REALLY wanna kiss him! Leonardo, to Shredder: And you! You're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings. And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. Raphael: So please, for all of our sakes, either quit your bickering or MAKE OUT ALREADY!!! Shredder & Krang: ... [cut to Bebop & Rocksteady watching it all go down] Rocksteady: What just happened?? Bebop: The Turtles told them that they should kiss. Rocksteady: They have not kissed? Bebop: *shakes his head* Bebop & Rocksteady: ... Bebop & Rocksteady: *burst out laughting*

[daemon-is-perfectly-unhinged]

Rhaegar: Maybe, if we set this on fire...

Daemon: No, yeah, that's a "no."

[incorrect-losers]

Sonia: *Barges in to Eddie’s room*

Richie: Jeez! Don’t you knock?

Eddie: Yeah, cheese!

[clericxhood777]

Damian: Maya and Jon are all great, but it's just not Gotham without you

Damian: And I don't know what's going to happen, but I want us to work together

Damian: As best friends, as partners

Nika: Cool

Damian: Cool

[wolfmage553]

Axol has had it up to here with their bickering

SMG4 and SMG3: *Arguing*

Axol: *In the backseat*  Why don't you two cut the nonsense and get to the part where you admit your romantic feelings and sexual tension for one another?

SMG3: WOAH!

SMG4: You are way off base, Axol!

Axol: Oh, spare me, spare me, spare me!

*Axol turns to face SMG4*

Axol:  Yes, yes, he's a brute, I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but admit it, you're rather curious if the same spark you had in the igloo is still there.

*Axol turns to face SMG3*

Axol: And you. Ha! Well, you're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings because the last time you opened your heart, you got hurt! Owie.

*Axol switches his gaze between the two Super Meme Guardians*

Axol: And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish courting ritual. So please, for my sake, either quit your bickering or pull over, go into a secluded part of the forest, and GET THIS TENSION OVER WITH ALREADY!

[spn-supernatural-fanpage]

Dean and Castiel: *In the front seat bickering about the case*

Sam: CHILDREN, CHILDREN, CHILDREN! This interminable bickering was amusing— at first. But it's getting very stale, and we've still got a long drive ahead of us. So, why don't you two cut the horseshit and get to the part where you admit your sexual feelings for one another?

Dean: WOAH!

Castiel: You are way off base, Sam!

Sam: Oh, spare me, spare me, SPARE ME!

Sam, to Castiel: Yes, yes, he's a brute, I know. Probably reminds you of a bad relationship, and gosh, you'd really like a nice man to settle down with, but admit it, you're real curious to know what he's like in the sack!

Sam, to Dean: And you. Ha! Well, you're just a big manbaby who'd rather act tough than show his true feelings because the last time you opened your heart, you got hurt! Owie.

Sam: And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual. So please, for my sake, either quit your bickering or pull over, tear off those clothes, and GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!

Dean:

Castiel:

Eileen, signing: What was that?

Sam, signing: I told them they should have sex.

Eileen, signing: They have not had sex?

Sam, signing: No.

Sam and Eileen: *Laughing*

[ladymiraclewings]

Alix Kubdel: Do you ever feel like you’re losing your mind? Marinette Dupain Cheng: Um, you know, just on a daily basis.

[shipperoffanonships]

Never gets old, this one.

Spencer: She was screaming. Bad screams. Morgan: *confused* Bad- what's a good scream? Spencer: Well, JJ said that- JJ: *claps a hand on Spencer's mouth* DOESN'T MATTER. It. Does. Not. Matter.

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Annabeth: Hm.... Percy: Oh, man, just because it wasn't your plan doesn't mean it was a bad plan! Annabeth: I didn't say it was a bad plan! Nico: You made a noise. Annabeth: I did not make a noise. Thalia: You did too! Annabeth: I didn't make a noise! Grover: You know, we really think it's disrespectful- Annabeth: What is with you all and noises?!

[starlightshadowsworld]

Dazai: flirting as usual Am I dreaming or is that you, Kunikida?

Kunikida: throughly done with everything Yeah it's me, don't cream your pants.

[teenwolfpackincorrectcaptions]

Lydia: Scott and Malia are all great, but it's just not Beacon Hills without you Lydia: And I don't know what's going to happen, but I want us to work together. As best friends, as partners Stiles: Cool Lydia: Cool