#Source: Class of '09

[alien-slushie]

Gravity Falls as an Amalgamation of "Class of 09" Quotes because...I don't know, I'm bored?

[Warning: Severe Cussing]

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Pacifica @ Dipper: Are you threatening me? Are you threatening me in skechers?!

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Mabel: He has Greasy's! Where did you get Greasy's?

Dipper: ....Greasy's Diner.

Mabel: B*tch give me a fry!

Dipper: Is that how you ask?

Mabel: Bitch please give me a fry.

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Ford: What's gayer; dating a guy or letting an isosceles demon possess your body to do who knows what with it?

Stan:...dating a guy?

Ford, sighing: Still straight.

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Mabel: Is it your whole emo look they're into or what?

Ford: Oh yeah, six fingers and glasses, very emo.

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Dipper: What? Are you gay?

Pacifica: Wha-How did you know that?! I've never told anyone that!

Dipper: Dude look at your hair dye, you're either gay or colorblind.

Pacifica: Are you...okay with that?

Dipper: I mean, I wouldn't choose that color but do what you want.

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Mabel: Do you guys have feelings for eachother?

Dipper: I mean, I feel like Pacifica's kinda spoiled.

Pacifica: And I think Dipper's kind of a bitch.

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Robbie: I hate talking, talkings for gay people.

Dipper: What a theory.

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Mabel: Hey can I sit here with you? Those other kids are throwing ketchup packets at me.

Pacifica: You're not covered in ketchup though.

Mabel: They don't know you have to open them first.

Pacifica: Damn, we need a remedial bullying class too.

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Ford: I feel like I get called into your school every week now!

Mabel: Swear to Time Baby, it wasn't even our fault!

Dipper: What she said, except for the "Swear to Time Baby" part. I'd like to think Time Baby isn't keeping tabs on two teenagers.

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Mabel: Is that why you work here? To convince art students to join the Society of the Blind Eye.

Toot-Toot McBumbersnazzle: Well when you put it like that...

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*in detention*

Gideon: Oh hey! I didn't know you guys had to go here too!

Mabel: ...is this surprising?

Dipper: No. No it's not.

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Ford @ Dipper and Mabel: So, if Stan's in jail do you want to eat this pizza with me?

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Stan: Right...yeah.

Ford: Am I boring you?

Stan: What? No. Its just like, I'm exhausted from yesterday.

Ford: Yeah that was like an anomaly! Holy shit.

Stan: Was it? Or the week before that? Or the week before that?! Why do our lives have to be so fucking eventful?!

Ford: That's a legit question. Shit.

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Stan: Do you still have that pizza?

Ford: Maybe? Why?

Stan: Okay so I need you to take the pizza and bake it inside of a cake and then have it sent to me.

Ford: You want me to smuggle you a pizza through a cake?

Stan: Uh..yeah.

Ford: I'm pretty sure they'll just let you have a pizza.

Stan: Well no. There's an outside gifts limit and if you bake it inside I can have cake and pizza. It's genius right?

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Dipper: Are you stalking her?

Gideon: What? No! I just saw her running around with a bunch of application papers on my way to work is all.

Mabel, mockingly: "Work is all".

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Mabel: You were pulling government guys out of cars and beating the shit of them. How is that getting along?

Stan: We were having fun.

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Robbie @ Dipper and Mabel: What are you guys doing here?!

Mabel: Nothing technically illegal.

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Dipper: You brought us here to counterfeit money?!

Stan: Yeah. What else is paint for?

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Gideon: Hello? Earth to Mabel!

Mabel @ Dipper: Oh my Time Baby, make him go away.

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[battersweet]

Scrimshaw: "Yer brought the supplies, right?"

Fresca: "Yeah, for-" *looks at the ingredients on table*

Fresca: "YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO COOK €R@CK?!"

Scrimshaw: "Well yeah, what else is baking soda for?"

Fresca: "İ dunno! BAKİNG?!"

[horror-lady00]

Shauna: Which is gayer, dating a girl or wanting a girl to have sex with your dead body?

Allie: Uuuh... Dating a girl?

Shauna: *Sighs* Still straight.

[mirainikkicentricblog]

Okay, that was chaotic, but in the best way!

The whole dynamic between Tsubaki and Yuno is pure chaotic energy—just *chef’s kiss* drama.

Kōsaka really got caught in the crossfire, huh?

And the way Tsubaki and Yuno went from arguing to... almost flirting?

Truly the messiest, most entertaining dynamic.

Maybe someone should get them both a room before things get even more wild.

This is one of the many reasons why I love the Mirai Nikki fandom! 😂

Kosaka: Okay, we need to get the Hell outta here! Yuki: I wish we could, but Mr. Hiyama’s watching the door so hard. Akise: I think we’re going to need a distraction. Hinata: Huh... Hey, Tsubaki! Tsubaki: What’s the matter, Hinata? Hinata: Kosaka was just telling me how he wants to shove his face in your boobs! Tsubaki: Uh, what?! Kosaka: Wha- Hey! I didn’t say that! Hinata: Oh my god, Kosaka, don’t lie! Mao: Yeah, the first step is admitting you have a problem. Tsubaki: Even if my standards were lower, I wouldn’t let you. Plus, you’re just another insecure loser! Hinata: Yeah, keep it in your pants for once, Kosaka. Tsubaki: If I wasn’t so patient, I would hurt you so bad! Kosaka: Okay, okay! Please don’t! Hinata: But then he said that you were way cuter and less slutty than Yuno. Tsubaki: Oh, my, that’s actually really sweet! Thank you, Kosaka~ I’d still never date you in a million years. Hinata and Mao: Same. Yuno: Oh, so you think you can just talk shit about me? Tsubaki: Aha, don’t be jealous. Yuno: Bitch, I don’t get jealous of sluts! Hinata and Mao: Oohhhh! Tsubaki: Yes, Yuno, I’m not a slut, alright? I have a relationship with God and my followers! Yuno: Are those who you sold your ass to for a day out of your cage? Kosaka: Damn! Yuki: Not even a week? Tsubaki: Uh, I don’t even know what you’re talking about? Yuno: Face it, bitch! God is a pimp and religious fruitcakes like you are his army of hos! Akise: Alright, guys, let’s settle down and try to be respectful here! Yuno: Why don’t you fuck off and finish last, homo?! Hinata: You had it coming, Akise. Tsubaki: Oh, now you have a problem with Akise? Yuno: Sorry, I didn’t mean to insult your future followers~ Tsubaki: Do you actually want to fucking fight right now?! Yuno: Bitch, I brought a knife to school, don’t even try me! Tsubaki: Yeah, right, what are you going to do with that? Yuno: Stab you and watch the skeet pour out. Tsubaki: Not if I choke you first! Yuno: I’ll spit in your face! Tsubaki: I’ll spit in your mouth! Yuno: I’ll like it! Yuki: *gasps* Akise: What is happening...? Mao and Kosaka: Shhh! Tsubaki: Will you spit in mine back~? Yuno: I’ll bite your bottom lip and make you fucking bleed~ Tsubaki: Promise to kiss me after--No... NO! Help me, God! Help me! It’s not love it’s just lust, it’s not love it’s just lust! Hinata: What the Hell...? Takao: Okay, girls! Break it up! Kosaka: Oh, now you stop them. Takao: One phone call and I can send you both for a real therapy session. Hinata: Let’s go! *leaves* Kosaka, Mao, and Akise: Oh, right. *leaves*

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mikey: I'm a whore for pizza. Mondo Gecko: You say you're a whore for everything. Mikey: Oh yeah, like what? Mondo Gecko: Bottled water, massages, internet, Burt's Bees, McDonald's french fries, Percocet, American Spirits, Blink-182... Mikey: We need to hang out less.

[incorrect-losers]

Bev: I’m a whore for the cheesy biscuits

Stan: You say you’re a whore for everything

Bev: Oh yeah? Like what?

Stan: Bottled water, massages, internet, Burt’s Bees, Wendy’s french fries, percocet, American Spirits, Blink 182…

Bev: We need to hang out less

[madamefeu]

Myung-Gi: So you guys are in debt just like me?

Thanos: We are nothing like you.

Myung-Gi: Why not?

Nam-Gyu: Because while you’re cosying up to the pregnant lady, we’re gonna get fucked up on molly and make out

[incorrectly-quoting-mxtx]

Mu Qing: Bitch, give me a fry.

Feng Xin: Uh, how do we ask?

Mu Qing: Bitch, please give me a fry.

[sanders-sides-uncorrect-quotes]

Remus: hey Logan, what's that book you're reading?

Logan: it's about black holes, why?

Remus: can I borrow that real quick?

Logan: ...sure?

Remus: I'll be right back!!

SMASH

Logan: what the fuck?!

Remus: that should do it!

Logan: why did you ask me what the book was about if you were just going to throw it at a window?!

Remus: oh... I don't know

[coffeeandjuice]

Peter: YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO COOK CRACK???

Wade: Yeah? What else is baking soda for?

Peter: I DONT KNOW, BAKING?

[incorrectly-quoting-murderdrones]

Uzi: Why can’t we use MySpace?

Lizzy: It’s not an educational website.

Uzi: I learned how to break into a car on MySpace, how is that not educational?

[vaggietheangel]

Charlie:Do you two have...thoughts and feelings for eachother?

Angel:Uh I think Husk is grumpy

Husk:And I feel like Angel is getting on my last nerve.

Charlie:Not quiet what I was looking for. It seems like any time one of you gets into trouble, your always together. Is there something between the two of you that you may not realise?

Husk:What does any of that even mean.

Angel:She's asking if we're gay.

[sunnyskies281]

Klav: I’m a whore for the cheesy biscuits

Simon: you say you’re a whore for everything.

Klav: oh yeah? Like what?

Simon: Bottled water, massages, internet, Burt’s Bees, McDonald’s French fries, Percocet, American Spirits, Blink 182…

Klav:

Klav: we need to hang out less

[horror-lady00]

Wednesday: You brought the supplies?

Enid: Yeah! Here's everything we need to... YOU BROUGHT ME HERE TO COOK POISON!?

Wednesday: Yes. What else is baking soda for?

Enid: I don't know!? BAKING!!?

[mysteriousdoll]

Codotverse Incorrect Jokes the second

I can’t help it, @voiceboss has infected my brain, he’s all I hear. (But fr tho no other Riddler voice sounds right, he’s objectively the right one-)

Jon: Just tell us what yer doin’ so you can go ram your head through someone else’s house!

Edward: He is being an idiot, Jonathan. Kind of like yourself just for asking what Alastor is doing.

Jon: Every time I fight, it just gets worse. This has got to run its course, Ed!

Alastor: ANYWAYS. The plan is to create a tune so loud that I explode!

Edward: Bravo, Alastor. That was stupider than I thought it was going to be.

Jon: Whaddya mean? Like a sonic boom? You can’t achieve that because attempting it alone would rupture your vocal cords.

Jervis: It sounds like you should get a new ambition, Alastor.

Alastor: No, I don’t want a new ambition, I like this one!

Edward: Just let him kill himself, Jervis!

Jon: He can’t even kill himself that way, he would need, at least, 17,000 kilojoules of theoretical energy to even maintain that note.

Alastor: So you’re saying it can be done?

Jon: No.

Alastor: Those are my favorite odds!

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Alastor: Just go! I’m worthless! Leave my house and never come back!

Jon: No!

Edward: What do you mean no?! What’d you do that for?!

Jon: …I dunno- he told me what to do! He’s not the boss!

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Edward: Jonathan, will you tell Joker to shut up?

Jon: Shut the fuck up, Joker, you’re a fucking asshole.

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Jon: Is that where you’re gonna sit?

Edward: I’m driving, where else would I sit?

Jon: Trunk.

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Jon: I… think I may have found a project of Oz’ I can get behind doing. Helping these cats and dogs. They should be rewarded for not being people.

Jon, softly, to a dog: I hate people.

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Jon: Would you shut up for a second??

Edward: Would you get an education for a second?

Jon: Shut up! I’m tryna listen-

Edward: To what? All I hear is your horrendous mouth breathing.

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Edward: How did none of you hear what I just said?!

Harvey: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Jervis: I got distracted about halfway through.

Alastor: I got too lost in your eyes to hear what you said.

Jon: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

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Edward: Oopsie, did you decide you wanted some??

Jon: Did you decide you wanted to shut the fuck up?

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Jon: Look I’m tryna be fuckin’ nice here.

Edward: You know I don’t like spicy food!

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Jervis: If you were to vacuum jello through a metal tube… well, I think that would be a neat noise.

Edward: I beg to differ.

Jervis: Then beg.

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Jervis: You two don’t understand! My Alice and I are meant to be! We’re designated basherts!

Jon: Didju drink a thesaurus this morning? I don’t know what you’re saying…

Edward: Not that we don’t support your little dreams and all, but you’re really annoying us, so we’re gonna go ahead and hit you.

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Waylon: What’re you hosing there, Jonny?

Jon: Jervis won’t leave so I’m spraying him with dirty brown water.

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Edward: Is this whiskey or perfume?

Jon: (takes it, drinking all of it)

Jon: It’s perfume.

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Edward: And I was like racking my brain on how someone like this could even exist— and then I found out, he’s from Metropolis.

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Waylon: Don’t feel bad. You were just tryna do somethin’ nice for a friend, and it exploded in your face. Rather spectacularly.

Edward: Everything I do is spectacular. It’s a curse.

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Casey: Hey- Donnie: I'm already so fucking over this... Casey: All I said was "Hi".