#So. I should theoretically be good
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I am- I- hoooooooooh boy- the- The check engine light is on- (is talking about figurative check engine light (is not able to drive (nor SHOULD be given power to pilot a large deadly thing) due to various medical reasons) I’m talking about the check engine light in my brain)
#Don’t know why been going a bit funny lately#been feeling a little strange#I definitely took my meds#So. I should theoretically be good#Do you appreciate the many parenthesis#I want to make my posts at least a little incomprehensible#internetvoid
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oh you're aroace :3 I don't mean to pry but, how like, did you figure it out ? or maybe how is it like? I'm pretty sure that what I m but it's... been confusing me for a while I just don't know how to know if that makes any sense TvT
Anyhow, take care have a good day :3
I still have no idea tbh. But I never really cared about attraction and romance and I still don't. I rarely think about it in context of myself and as far I know I've never felt romantic or sexual attraction. So for now it's the label that fits haha
#wolfy tedtalks#its like scallop to me#i find myself curious every now and then what the taste might be like#im sure people find it tasty and sure it might taste good if i tried it#i dont particilarly dislike it. i rarely think about it#i dont find myself ever craving it and its not at all present in my current diet#maybe ill taste it in the future. i have a partner rn as an experiment so maybe im tasting it right now. but its not hitting like it#theoretically should be#the metaphor got away from me
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warrior cats au where the books are good
#art#my art#warrior cats#wc moonpaw#moonpaw#moonpaw wc#I KNOW IVE SUPPOSEDLY BROKEN UP WITH WC BUT SOMETIMES. MAN. God warrior cats would be so good if it was good#look im plural and i like themes of identity and i like weird little girl type characters (due to uh. having been one)#moonpaw theoretically should be practically made in a lab to appeal to me. Unfortunately seeing as the erins are like that#I am 99% sure hteyre just going to write ableism: the character#goddddd. i could fix these fucking booksssssss
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non-exhaustive list of canon powers Nico di Angelo either has shown or is heavily implied to have:
Shadow-travel
Manipulation of shadows/darkness (also possibly use of shadows as a pocket-dimension a la Magicians using the Duat in The Kane Chronicles)
Becoming intangible/shadows
Complete control over skeletons/bones (dead or alive, including summoning, reanimation, and/or changing shape of them) and being able to sense their presence
Summoning, reanimating, commanding, and dispelling the dead/undead (Skeletons, zombies, ghosts, etc & varieties) and being able to sense their presence
Ability to understand/communicate with the dead/undead and potentially other beings of the Underworld
Inherent complete comprehension of Latin
Ability to perceive the usually unperceivable/possibly look upon a deity’s true form without repercussion (at least moreso than the average demigod, though possibly is restricted to chthonic beings) (ex: Tartarus, potentially also interacting with his parents, etc)
Interacting tangibly with ghosts (implied to be a Ghost King thing rather than a Hades/Pluto thing)
Partial or complete immunity to different effects of the Underworld/things within (can consume food/drink of or in the Underworld without repercussions, effects from the Lethe wear off over time instead of being permanent like usual for mortals, etc)
Astral projection/”Walking in dreams”
Dream manipulation and projection (Sending dreams to others, etc.) (presumably includes sharing/projecting dreams with others) alongside inflicting sleep upon others even from a distance.
Illusions
Manipulation of emotions/aura that inflicts specific emotions on others (ex.: radiating fear/death onto enemies)
Projection of emotions and memories onto others (can be so forceful it causes physical damage like a shockwave)
Geokinesis (all forms but also specifically generating black marble) (presumably also specialized control over precious gemstones & non-paper currency)
Temperature manipulation (seemingly only lowering temperature)/creating frost)
Control/manipulation of souls, including living beings (ex: ripping out Bryce Lawrence’s soul)
Perceiving/reading/judging of souls (most likely also a Ghost King thing over Hades/Pluto thing, but possibly both)
Converting living into dead/undead, aka instakill (ex: disintegrating monsters to bone with one touch)
Lowering or manipulation of own vitals (breathing, heart rate, etc)
Death Trance/pseudo-hibernation (possibly also general control over states of consciousness at least for self, in combo with control over vitals & dreams)
Sensing death (impending or when it occurs, sometimes receiving dreams/visions of it occurring)
Able to sense other children of Hades/Pluto (potentially also other chthonic beings in general/able to identify based on sense alone) and also just living beings in general, such as mortals (possibly via souls).
Improved navigation underground/in the Underworld and ability to traverse restricted or normally unnavigable parts of the Underworld
Enhanced strength/abilities when in the Underworld
Inherently unnaturally quiet (possibly able to silence sound on a designated target)
Hiding/shielding self from being perceived (seemingly related to shadows/silence)
#pjo#riordanverse#nico di angelo#long post //#MY BOY IS OP AS FUCK and i love this about him#so many of these are so underutilized#when will Nico get to use his geokinesis again#we only see him make marble once in BoTL and then never again#based on that he should theoretically be able to do everything Hazel can do. which also implies Hazel can do everything he can do#let Hazel summon a skeleton for once and Nico hits somebody with a rock cmon#also i still firmly believe Nico should get to turn invisible#we've seen him become intangible. his dad's notable item is a helm that makes you invisible. let him turn invisible.#but yeah big 3 kids are op. look at nico go. and this is just physical abilities not including stuff like Annabeth being smart#or cabin 7 kids being good at music or whatever#presumably for Nico/Hazel it'd be like a penchant for diplomacy and legality-related things presumably#and i like to hc he has a personal inherent knowledge bank of everyone who has ever died in his lifetime - just details about their deaths#mostly anyways and then like basic facts about who they were/next of kin/etc#so they can tap into that at any time and be like ''hold on lemme look this person/their relatives up real quick''#i usually like to write that as how Nico confirmed what was up with Jason when they first met#he just kind of squinted at Jason and went ''okay. hm. who are you next of kin of? Beryl - OH YOU'RE THALIA'S BROTHER''
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tragic that when i type in 'love theoretically' into the search bar on tumblr dot wtf, i just get a bunch of posts about theories, and nothing about the tooth-rotting hand-warming cup-of-tea book that is Love, Theoretically by Ali Hazelwood :(
#y'all it was so good#really the pick me up i needed after the emotional battering that was Happy Place by Emily Henry#should i make edits#or moodboards#cos currently i see none on here and that must be rectified#if you know of any please send#love theoretically#ali hazelwood#book rec
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pretty funny how every time someone tries to give Tegan a male love interest in an audio drama it somehow turns into a story about how much Tegan isn't interested at all
--- it's a curse why don't they stop trying ----
it's actually great. do the writers even know they're doing this??? my theory is that they're actually earnestly trying to write it at face value…. and then Janet Fielding delivers it ….like that….
and. well.
#but it's the plots too i mean.#the plot of the waters of amsterdam is#'this guy is everything i hypothetically theoretically should want why don't i love him oh it's because i can't be honest about who i am#around him. oh thank god nyssa is back!'#the b plot of the edge of the war is#literally getting TRAPPED for a year in a misogynistic era with this guy who has a crush on me and he's perfectly decent whatever#so i stay with him while i wait for the time pocket to fix itself so i can leave#and also he's destined to die and i COULD save him by telling him but it would be breaking the rules i bit so i don't#like SORRY if either of these were meant to be legitimate romances all i'm hearing is the lesbian agenda#tegan#tegan jovanka#big finish#dweu#dw#cdw#lavender thoughts#plenty of lesbians out there who can and do have feelings for a man at some point. tegan however is NOT ONE OF THEM#I'd say they should stop trying but these stories are actually so raw and good#never forget this:#nyssa: so he's hot#tegan dismissively: if you like that sort of thing [an ENTIRE BEAT later] WHICH I DO!!#no honey don't lie#brave heart tegan
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FUCK RECENT BOOK JUST ENDED?!?!???!!
#i have been away too long. WEIRD ass position to be in.#constantly obsessing over my interest but getting scared to interact w it outside of the mind palace#gguuuhhh..... the... ISSUES....... why do i have so many of them...#I NEVER EVEN FULLY FINISHED SEIDER'S BOOK. i was scared of disappointment and scared of an ending#ugh .. but i am... so invested in ratatoskr... alfonse's insane dynamic w her. even if we don't see more of it#like. just the fact that we got That Scene. gave me enough of alfonse's character to work w for A LIFE TIME.#like to me. it can DIRECTLY translate to how he theoretically has been w sharena growing up.#and it still drives me so insane that alfonse has no personal attachment to ratatoskr and is (EVEN SELF ADMITTED!)#using her to his own ends. BUT. BUT. he's still so fucking good to her??? respecting her autonomy#again even if that WAS to win her over. like he was So good about it. IDK IDK IT'S THAT MIXTURE#of an act being purely practical and even self-serving. but he's honest and kind about it.#and ultimately it's on her if she wants to accept that under the given conditions/expectations.#and then ofc the Scheming. alfonse's METICULOUS ride or die act. ratatoskr made the informed choice to trust him#AND BOY HOWDY. WHAT THE FUCK. SIR. i KNOW you have your reasons and all of this is a means to an end#AND THAT'S WHAT DRIVES ME EVEN MORE INSANE. give him a compelling enough reason not just personal practical too#and even if he met you like yesterday. or maybe generously. maybe a week has passed.#this guy is both READY and WILLING. to put his life on the line for you. GOD.#uhghhhh... maybe i should actually play feh.........
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ONLY ONE??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN ONLY ONE 😭
#I can only imagine David and Micheal sitting on FaceTime like teenage girls being mad about it lol#but like what the fuck#ugh Neil gaiman why did you have to turn out to suck and let it all get ruined#I know I should be glad it’s not canceled#BUT LIKE#how are they gonna get the whole theoretical second book and a happy ending and other stuff related to season two#in 90 fucking minutes#this is actually vile#🙁#and we have to wait so long only for something that prime is setting up to go poorly when it would usually be a masterpiece#I saw it happen to Ofmd 2 and this is so much worse#Ofmd 2 wasn’t nearly as good because they lost time and money#but they only lost 2 episodes#we’re loosing 5#5 hours of time#what the hell#my show#:(#good omens#good omens 3#good omens season 3#Micheal and David please save us#fuck you gaiman#I’m glad Neil gaiman can’t hurt the production on the people and women in it any more#but ugh this is still so disappointing
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sometimes i wonder why my cheep ass is even waiting for 28op new drops since most of my favourite hoodies i bought for $10 and i waited for them to be discounted from $20 i'm-
#theoretical i could've buy something#but how many fucking things i can have for 100/150$#jesus fucking christ#and whay if it won't be as good as i thought#and the size? what if it won't fit like it should#and whay if i won't actually wear it#and with shipping cost of 13$ in not gonna fucking send it gorth and back AND-#so many fucking reasons
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that stupid comicbook.com article and also fan response in general to the companion romance situation annoys me so bad for the sole reason that everyone acts like the only people in the game are the pc and playable companions
#mine#dragon age#so many people use dorian as justification and like. you know we could have non romanceable characters who are gay#where’s the people using cassandra as evidence for why this is good actually#‘it limits the types of stories you can tell’ with THOSE specific characters. however there are probably others#i’ll admit i thought it was bizarre that they made every companion romanceable. i hate to make this comparison bc i know everyone has been#saying they’re similar when they’re really not. but that specifically feels like some baldurs gate shit#but like. think of leliana in inquisition. joker in mass effect. etc. characters whose story develops even if they’re not going on missions#it’s just this weird video game conception that sexuality only exists for romanceable characters#(or i should say. people assume every NPC is heterosexual by default. until proven otherwise by a romance arc)#but like. everyone uses the dorian example. his conflict with his homophobic father happens regardless of whether you romance him#it’s not tied to the fact that he’s romanceable. y’all just see sexuality as only relevant when you personally can or cannot smash#idk if the lighthouse will be populated now that we know it’s in the fade but theoretically we’ll have allies#and some of those allies. may identify as something other than cishet#or other than pansexual if that’s the problem but grow up. pansexual characters are not cheap and not lesser#playersexuality is a concept so gamer bros can pretend their companions are straight#because if they don’t interact with dorian and sera they can pretend everyone is straight in this game#here’s the thing like. i can understand the disappointment that every character is romanceable bc. sigh. gaider does make a good point#but that’s not what’s going on here. people are upset the companions are explicitly pan and the game is Woke#and they might try to spin it as ‘b but what about dorian’s arc in a game like this’ when once again#there may be other characters. who are not companions. who we spend time with#varric and solas are literally in all of the stuff we’ve and neither of them are playable#come ON
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new goal in business major studies: find a cruelty free way of scamming rich people
#ok so far we got that luxury is mostly about pricing the brand itself independently of the production of the good#so 20000 dollars for a bag sounds like a scam bc in its core it literally is luxury product is just a fancier way of saying it#and logically raw materials + appropriate payment for design and craftsmanship cannot cost 20000 or some shit#so theoretically (and very ironically) luxury market is a very legitimate way of scamming the rich#and the quality of the product is replicable for much much lower prices so as long as you brand it differently#even the not so rich should be able to access almost the same product as long as it is branded differently#so the question of alienation of the worker from the product is at least alleviated#also none of this makes sense so just skip it#im just loving the idea of scamming rich fucks#bc i started a training on luxury market and none of this shit is sensible to me and it is so funny that it is important to a small group
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does anyone have any info on the SAG aftra video game strike and where it's at? or is this info not available yet?
#my posts#because the new genshin archon quest isnt fully voiced (im assuming) bc certain VAs are striking#which is good! i fully support them striking#but also i have adhd and non voiced quests are hard and i dont wanna be spoiled#so is it at a stage where i could theoretically wait it out or should i just change to CN and push thru#genshin impact
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Thinking about geto because I want to pour milk on him and throw him against the wall. Imo his beliefs are inconsistent and self serving (which makes sense because he developed said beliefs at age 16/17 while his mental health was at an all time low). Because while he seems to have the primary motive of "only sorcerers = no curses" taking into account how he treats Maki, who has no cursed energy, it shows that the "no curses" thing isnt the main focus- bc while he decided on tbe "forced evolution" thing, theoretically he should not be Opposed to ppl w heavenly restriction bc. They still fuckin. Don't contribute to curses from what I can tell. Also heavenly restriction is pretty obviously something that is punished by uh. Is it just the Zenin's who have it. Anyway they hated Maki and they Hated Toji so he clearly isn't standing for "oppressed sorcerers" bc if so Maki should be like. The kind of person he wants to help more, as someone who would be oppressed by ppl who aren't sorcerers as well as the powerful clans.
Anyway. While getting rid of curses is for sure part of his motivation, as well as helping sorcerers (see Nanako and Mimiko) id honestly argue that his main problem that lead to him spiraling was. How do I put this. Being knocked off a pedestal
Because he was one of 3 people given the ranking of "Special Grade", and he and satoru are grouped as "the strongest". And consider that satoru comes from a powerful clan and literally has some weird omniscience and invincibility shit going on so that's a whole fucking. That's gotta be a wild ego boost, especially for someone who comes from a family of ppl who aren't sorcerers. Like you spend all this time being a fuckin weirdo and then someone finds you and it turns out you're actually incredibly special and strong, given the same rank as a fucking God Child? You're gonna have some wild self perceptions after that
Anyway then you get to watch your invincible friend get stabbed, watch the girl you became friends with and feel shitty about kinda ruining the life of get shot, and get your whole shit rocked by some guy who can't even use the magic power bullshit you have. (Though he's got a whole physical thing going on because of the trade off)
Also writing all of this out actually makes me understand the Cult Leader progression more, like besides the fact they killed ur friend and you want em dead. You're probably struggling with your ego (especially since your weird God like friend got a whole power boost from the situation) so you create a fucking eugenicist cult where you can consistently prove your superiority to yourself (surrounding yourself with people who will agree with everything you say).
Anyway in a similar vein I wholely believe in "a loving father is not inherently a good father" Suguru + Nanako & Mimiko dynamic
Final thought is roughly I feel like looking at Suguru thru the lense of "this character had a level of privilege that they felt they truly deserved, and after experiencing events that are genuinely traumatic and horrific for any person, they develop reactionary beliefs to try and regain a sense of superiority and control" rather than "oppressed minority who killed oppressors and wants to do eugenics"
#Eugenics TW#cult TW#ask to tag#Suguru when I catch you#Anyway this was me thinking Abt the fact that Toji ISNT a normal human. He just can't use jujutsu. He's like supernaturally powerful anyway#So Geto's whole shit is like. Pretty misdirected. Though also personal thought is I don't think His parents were good (and he's projecting#That onto every other person who's not a sorcerer) mostly cause like. Going straight to murdering your parents is not really expected#Progression in eugenics id think? Bc if you posit urself as the ''superior'' person theoretically ur parents should also b part of that#Bc genetics or whatever. Idk how genetic sorcery shit is but even tho his parents Weren't sorcerers usually ppl would make excuses I think#So. Basically I feel like he probably did not have a great relationship w them. Not that that makes him any better more just like. Thinking#Through what's happening in his head...why the fuck did he decide on a different last name for that woman. WTF is wrong with him#I am suguru's number 1 LOVER and his number 1 HATER. I'm suffering bc none of the fanfic makes him enough of a bitch#It's really fucking something bc like. Looking at him as someone who's had similar thought progressions and is unlearning the kind of toxic#Black/white extremist thinking he has going on. It's cathartic in a way to deconstruct that and be able to analyze my own thoughts as well#But then no one is putting in the effort to actually engage with his ideas and the flaws in them (INCLUDING THE AUTHOR.)#Anyway most people when they have a crisis and reach an extremely bad mental health situation would join a cult rather than take over a cul#But suguru is different. That's why I love him and also why I'm going to break his ribs.#Diversity win this autistic trans guy fucking sucks so bad you want him dead#I need to tag these damn posts w something but I'm too lazyyyu
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i have made up my mind on tuesday i am getting up just before sunset and i am gonna eat a big breakfast and pack a good lunch and water and maybe coffee and then i am going to take the national wanderroute that runs through here south until i either physically can't keep going or the sun sets
#at which point i get on the train home duh#i just wanna know how far i can theoretically walk in a day if there's no limit except Time#i walked ~12 km on impulse today and it took me four hours so 25km to the nearest proper train station on that wanderroute SHOULD be quite#doable#i am saying this on the internet so that i don't flake out without a good reason. look at me Committing#why yes this is my idea of fun
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everyone wish me luck on my 10 page paper due tonight that ive like read the book for and otherwise done very very little
#i do not feel like the book had enough content for a 10 page analysis#i also have 3 classes today#but i have 6 hours until my first class so i. theoretically should be able to get a good amount done#it's 6:30am and im like at school the moon is out
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i was talking to amanda about this but i'm still thinking about how like. all of steve's comic history is still canon. yes, i mean even the stuff from the 40s. yes, even the stuff from the silver age. yes, even the stuff i personally hate (looking at you, secret empire), is still canon. it is vastly more common--like literally 99%--for everything that is published to still be canon than not. i can only think of one thing that was canon at one point that isn't any more (revolutionary rogers, you can rest).
which is a lot of history!! it's so much. too much, to be frank, and i love steve.
so what does that mean for rp? that's like. a handful of years short of a century of writing. i don't expect you to know anything.
yeah, that's right. i said i don't expect you to know any of it.
because realistically speaking, unless you're on a very short list of people i can count on two hands, you probably don't actually know steve beyond the fact that he's captain america and has a reputation for being good. so if we strike up a thread together, i'm treating it as a "hey, i recognize your name and face so we don't have to do that bit, but i literally know nothing about you beyond that"
and even that short list? i treat it as a "i know the highest highs and lowest lows, as would have been advertised in the news" if that makes sense.
like, not to step on any toes, but i'll give a good and probably prevalent example: cap and spider-man do not actually know each other all that well. yeah, they've talked, they've been on teams, they've worked together. they both think each other do good work. steve and peter know a bit about each other, but i wouldn't say they're friends. friendly? absolutely. superhero co-workers? yep. but steve doesn't call up peter for lunch in the park, ya feel? they don't share the more personal details of their lives with each other.
i guess what i'm trying to get at is like... yeah, it's good if you know things about my character, but you really don't have to, because bottom line, most folks in 616 don't know things about steve themselves. so interactions can skip some of the "who're you, no, who're YOU" sorta thing and get to developing the unique interaction that my steve will have with your character.
#[ general ] ooc.#[ obvs if we talk oocly i'm happy to adjust or play it differently ]#[ but in general i just assume there's no deeper knowledge between muses ]#[ and we get to develop that in threads and asks and interactions ]#[ so like. don't worry about the history ]#[ if i feel like something's relevant i'll bring it up ]#[ and if you feel like something's relevant you should feel free to bring it up too ]#[ also the steve n peter example is not a shot at anyone there's just a lot of spider folk that i've seen around ]#[ and sometimes i feel like there's a barrier of like ]#[ not knowing how to interact? bc they're both old marvel characters ]#[ quite genuinely if characters are on good terms (generally speaking) i'm happy to treat rp as a chance to develop a relationship ]#[ even with a comic muse that theoretically has 60+ years of history with steve ]
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