#So that’s a thing

[thespectralkitsune]

oh boy- I don’t have a problem you have a problem!

*Flashbangs you with Zenith*

[thattheater-kid]

Sometimes figuring who’s fronting/close to fronting/has been fronting is more of a “what random current or former hyperfixation were we just thrown back into” type of thing than an actual attempt to figure it out by ruling out or asking.

[walmart-the-official]

Had a stuffed cat that disappeared over a week ago. Just found it today sitting comfortably behind an art print of Darth Vader but as a cat.

No one in this house put it there.

[hafwen]

ESA always trying to be cool and different without wondering if it’s logical or causes more work

[fakevariety]

spun around so much that the aftermath caused me to trip and i banged my head into a table and now my head is pounding and my vision is weird

[fandomfairyuniverse]

Alright all I have left is eps 10 and 11 and I’ll do those tomorrow bc I have a feeling they’re going to make me cry and I would like to be well rested before experiencing emotional devastation. Goodnight loves!

[lordrose97]

4000 posts!

[retour]

Y e e t

[karkles-does-things]

Shit Simeon Calls Me: Ranked

“Kid” - basic but good. casual. gender neutral. objectively correct because I am just a little guy. practically my second name at this point. 10/10

“Callie” - OwO??? yes, that is me hi hello ^_^ it’s literally just my name but it gets full marks anyway bc I like hearing people I like say it. 10/10

“Child” - this one pissed me tf off. like kid (derogatory.) I went fucking rabid lmaooo. I would give this one negative points but if I’m being completely honest it still feels weirdly nice to be called ‘child’ angrily by someone who like lives in my home and is chill 99% of the time than to not be called anything by anyone ever. plus he apologized so. 1/10

“Little Creature” - Simeon likes to trick everyone into forgetting that his mom is an eldritch lord and his dad is a cosmic horror because he would literally rather be anything else. which is valid, but pretentious bullshit is like his native accent so when he gets ticked off enough he slips back into it. it’s kinda scary (I guess) but also kinda badass but also like NOOOOOOO IM JUST A LITTLE GUY ITS ALSO MY BIRTHDAY IM A LITTLE BIRTHDAY BOYYYY so like 2000/10

[inplateaus]

yesterday i saw 2 high school friends on the bus and one of them were like we gotta hang out! i didn’t put much faith in it but i wanna see if he actually does it

[sunlit6279]

today this morning I told myself; “you just gotta go through this day.”

and I did! it’s just… it feels weird for me to have to say that. so I’m sad about it

[brilliantsnafu]

Nonprofit work is like preschool in that you show up in the morning and someone goes “guess what we’re doing today??” and it’s always something you’ve never done that you’re going to spend your whole day learning to do.

[godsprettiestprincess]

.🧥.

[ponds-of-ink]

Heeeere’s punk-Hairpin. Even though no one asked.

“You really thought I wouldn’t come back along with you? Listen here, you cotton-candy rapscallion: I won’t be finished until you finally stop messing with ponies and go. see. a. therapist.

Or just go back to Tartarus and get your heel-face-turn there. Whichever heals that brain of yours faster.”

[dcbutinamrev]

Who else feels awkward when they text their parents? Or is it just me?