I need an outlet for my marauders brainrot, so here I am, crawling back to tumblr
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13-year-old Sirius: You know what, I think it's time we started swearing. When we go downstairs for breakfast, I'll swear first and then you.
12-year-old Regulus: Okay.
[downstairs]
Walburga: What do you want for breakfast?
Sirius: I'll have Cocoa Puffs, bitch.
Walburga: Go to your room!
Walburga, to Regulus: And what do you want?
Regulus: Dunno but it won't be fucking Cocoa Puffs.
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*at a party*
Peter: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.
James: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.
*Regulus walks in*
James: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.
Sirius: Please don't.
James: RULES ARE RULES!
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*Regulus talking to Remus*
Regulus: Honestly Lily has more self respect than I do
Remus: What makes you say that?
Regulus: If James Potter threw himself at me I would’ve folded like a camping chair
Sirius: *is apalled*
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*the four on a double date, passing by a children’s toy shop*
Sirius: *arm linked with Remus’s, pointing to the window* Look, Reg, you used to have a stuffed bear just like that.
James: *to Regulus* oh my god you’re so adorable
[flashback to Regulus as a child]
5 year old Regulus: *talking to a teady bear* You have five days left to live, Mr. Bear. I think we should just pull the plug now, give you a nice, clean death.
[present time]
Regulus: yes..good times
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here’s Wolfstar being a couple of menaces and driving James up the wall while he’s trying to study (he’s only “studying” in the library in attempt to impress lily, so no harm done)
I’ve been hoarding a bunch of Marauders scribbles I’ll probably never clean up so expect more incoherent chaos
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being a marauders fan is a red flag.
it’s also an orange flag.
and a yellow flag.
and a green, a blue and a purple one.
you’re gay.
happy pride month.
i love you.
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James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?
Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.
James: Which is what?
Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.
James *nervous sweating*:
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sirius and/or regulus telling a story: "when i was little..."
remus and james: *braces for the absolute worse*
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(After James comes out as Bisexual to the Marauders)
Sirius: I thought you were straight!
James: *points at Regulus* I thought I was too until he went and did that!
Remus: ...You just gestured to all of him.
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