#Simons sassy too so maybe
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gentlemewn · 1 year ago
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Teehee TCR Cake and Fionna Au??? 🤭
I couldn't help it- I thought of Baron being Simon and Louise being Betty when I kept repeating that scene of Simon and Betty saying their goodbyes 😭😭
I also thought about Raine and Eda being like Betty and Simon too 🫠
I'm still working out who can be who, like, Haru as Fionna? And Hiromi as Cake maybe? Lune as Gary (aka Prince Bubblegum) and Yuki as Marshall (Aka Larshal Lee)?? I dunno but it's an idea 🫠
PLEASE I NEED THIS WRITTEN RN-
LITERALLY WOULD HIS OTHER VERSION- I dunno whisper of the heart Baron or comic Baron BE WINTER KING 😭 I would LOVE to see that interaction be having winter King personality combined with Baron’s 。゚(TヮT)゚。
Ooooo we could have a buff Haru from the farm world universe 🤭 Baron crushing frfr /j unless 😏
Anyway, LOOK AT THE METALY ILL KITTY HUH! ISN'T HE ADORABLE WITH GLASSES? :D
man lost his wife from a wish and is desertply trying to get her back and is depressed with anxiety and has presently brought his fanfiction alive and went on an adventure into different au’s of themselves trying to get power back into the fanfiction world and also attempt to bring his wife back all in all trying to make himself none existence
He's a little mess up but he's perfectly fine ;D
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dimicul · 10 months ago
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how i think the cod men would treat and show ppl they have a wife/gf (you 😜)
i’m just deranged and lonely
Price - old man price. just old fashioned, which i know is sooo repetitive but i believe he’s a mix of either being downright cheeky or extremely formal and gentlemanly. sends you flowers wrapped in ribbons, attaching notes to the beautiful bow (has his own flower girl in the town you live in.) his night out with you is either tucking into a good hearty meal with an action or romcom playing in front, the soft light spilling onto both of you, wine glasses on the table, or fancy dinners out. i can just IMAGINE him playfully smacking your ass as you pile the plates into the sink, chuckling with a cigar hanging from his lips. your family LOOOOVE him and he makes innuendos at the table that only YOU notice, his hand on your thigh.
As for introducing you to the task force, i think it’s clear to say he would show you off. whenever the chance is given. he’s not boastful, maybe just a bit cocky if the boys are complaining about being single or something, would just cross his arms behind his head and sink into his chair smirking, knowing damn well he has the loveliest girl he could ask for. takes you out for dinners, teaches you how to shoot a gun- it’s ENDLESS but i do think he can get overstimulated easily and get into a grumpy mood. ALSO he deffo has that dad side of him where he knows you like a certain food and will just keep buying it until you become sick of it. <3
Gaz - gaz is so overlooked it’s ridiculous. he is 100% the type of guy to only give princess treatment, period. pays for your nails. helps you take pictures for your social media. sends your cooking videos to the groupchat so his mates will send likes and comment under it. i feel like at first he’s tentative, a little cautious, because why would a cute thing like you be attracted to some rugged soldier? but when he does realise you like him for him, it’s date night everyday. sushi dates. going on picnics, spending the night at his family’s place. just a genuine golden retriever, does the whole lara jean thing where his large hand will tuck into your back pocket firmly. when he introduces you to the task force, Price is the one to notice he seems almost to eager to grab his phone when it rings, a slow smirk on his face. he’s almost a little too quiet, but not in a bad way - he looks content. glowing. i do think that gaz would upload his profile pic to be you and him and the lads would catch on. again he’s not showing off, because he knows a part of him is either too possessive or a little scared seeing as the job is dangerous. wouldn’t want to risk anything.
soap - geniunely struggled writing this one because i was confused as to whether he would be EXTREMELY loud and boastful about you, or sly and secretive. i think with soap it depends. he would make a comment on a mission with simon and the skull faced man would get the hint that there’s a special someone behind Soap that’s making his eyes twinkle a little more. wears bracelets you give him, will proudly crane his neck purposely during training so people can take a look at his hickies. but i do feel like he would keep your name a secret, one of those things where it’s private but not secret. as for dates, it’s either Scotland or something fun and engaging. hiking, bike rides, fun fairs, or sunbathing in Scotland in the countryside, laughing alongside his mum. he loves family and i ADORE that headcanon where it’s like he has 5 sisters. he’s jus that sassy yk? would propose to you within the year. he’s impulsive like that but it’s not a bad thing - when he likes something, he likes it, simple as. this is a random note but i picture him with a mercurial, big eyed and wiry girl that’s either loud and proud or demure and quiet. black cat and golden retriever vibes yk? same with Price actually, feel like they’d love to have partners they can tease
simon - girl put this man in therapy first. he would be, obviously, quite reserved and unaffectionate to begin with, but seeing as you’re his girl, his special person, his touches are more sincere. less fleeting. stares at you, cranes his neck lower so you can speak to him - he just understands you. understands and respects you, even if he doesn’t show it at first. his first date would not be extravagant at all, but he would put effort in. drives you in his car, fumbling with the cd player, explaining to you gruffly what his favourite one is. values your opinion, i think, definitely picks up on your favourite food, favourite type of music, what colour you look good in. sarcastic and dry, but sometimes finds himself speechless near you. slowly and slowly you peel him down to his core and you trust him, take care of him, and he does his best for you too. starts to bring you around to his apartment, acts annoyed when things like your makeup brushes and wipes and lashes are being scattered in his bathroom, but grows to love it. becomes almost worried when you don’t leave a piece of yourself wherever you are. he’s a gentle giant when in love, i hate this idea that he’s sex-fuelled and calloused and would man handle you, the poor guy has been through that shit himself, and he’s confident enough to know what a woman wants and needs. lets you dress him, maybe even teased the idea of matching outfits. COOKING FOR HIM would be the key to his heart, but even if you pass him a pot noodle, he would mumble a ‘cheers lovie’ and moves closer to you. security and trust, that’s all he needs.
i do think the team would have no idea you existed. read a fic here where it was like the task force find out simon has a whole wife and kids when helping him move and it’s so true honestly, but can you blame him? bro had his whole family exposed and hunted, no wonder he’s so so so protective over you. (i could rant about si for days.) i have this feeling that introducing him to your family almost panics him internally, so he distances himself for a couple of days. not to upset or offend you, just to collect himself, because maybe for once, he could have his family back. on your first year mark, he takes you Joseph’s grave and breaks down. i think that’s when you realise this man is in love with you and there’s no way you couldn’t love him back.
DEFINITELY spoils tf out of you, helps takes your heels off, kisses you affectionately, like he pours his soul into it. new nails, new clothes, new everything, how could he NOT spoil his love?
alejandro - i wanted to add him because recently i’ve just been obsessed. yeah you guys deffo met at a bar and had a one night stand, and you’re the cynical book reader with no filter and he grows to fckin love it. the whole team knows about you before you know about them 😭 gives you a lift home in the jeep, wearing the same dress from the night before, mascara smudged, on edge because some wide mf with a skull mask is glaring at you and this scotsman is making your hangover worse. GOD he’s whipped from the first night, has your number written on a napkin, messages you after a couple of days. when you slowly let your guard down, you realise his flair and his attitude is sexy as hell, and he then takes you out on a proper date, at a family based restaurant with good asf food. tells you about his life, his friends, his missions. definitely likes buying you lingerie, dimples popping out whenever he opens his phone and sees a pic of you clad in a dusty pink set. probably the more petty one 😭 he’s not really a date guy imo, you can quite literally have the best time of your life sat in the car with him, laughing and admiring the way his hand holds your thigh. prideful but not egotistical, makes sure your family likes him, definitely has a soft spot for your niece or younger sister. I NEED THJS MAN
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fortunatelyuniquepeach · 1 year ago
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How you changed me𓆩♡𓆪
pairing: simon "ghost" riley x gn!reader
cw/tags: fluff, jealousy, simon slowly healing.
a/n: please forgive any grammar or spelling mistakes . enjoyyy🫶.
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You were catching up with johnny after he came back from his mission. His way of telling stories has always been funny and made everyone want to listen, and you really tried to but the sight ahead of you made you frozen in place, johnny's voice becoming a background noise.
Your secret partner of two years, Simon Riley or as everyone else calls him "Ghost" let a recruit stand too close to him, touching his arm every chance they got. It wouldn't be a big deal if it was someone else, if it wasn't the ghost himself who'd never let anyone touch him, especially a stranger he just met a few hours ago. How could he? It took you whole 3 months to just be able to pat his shoulder without feeling his body tense. And there he is, letting some recruit he doesn't even remember their name, feeling him up as they like.
You suddenly felt johnny shaking your shoulder, bringing you back to the present. "You're with me?" he said, looking a little worried. "Yeah, sorry, I just zoned out for a minute" you answered, hoping he'd believe you. Johnny knew about you and a Simon, and usually he'd keep his cool and not expose you both, but other times he liked teasing you for being in love with your lieutenant.
"I'm sorry. I think I'm a little tired, johnny. I'll be in my room, okay?", you said raising your voice a little hoping to catch your lover's attention. Johnny just nodded with a little smile, and you left walking to your room.
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You've been in your bed for two hours now, tossing around unable to fall asleep despite how tired you are. The thought of him with them burning a hole in your chest. You weren't jealous as much as you were hurt. You thought you were special with how much he let you touch him, but maybe you were wrong? Is he bored of you? does he just not love you anymore?
Your thoughts were interrupted with the sound of door knocking. You didn't want to answer as you didn't want to meet anyone, but whoever was at the door didn't stop. "come in", you said as you slowly got up, the heavy feeling in your chest getting a little less worse as the tall masked man walked in.
"Sleeping already?" he asked, sitting next to you. you just hummed not meeting his eyes, hoping he'd get a hint. "hmm? something wrong, sweetheart?" Before you gave him a sassy reply, something like 'what do you think?' You decided to just tell him the truth.You've missed him so much all you wanted was for him to make it up to you.
"You let them touch you" you said in a low voice, finally meeting his eyes. he looked at you confused, not understanding what you meant. "Who touched me, love?" his hand slowly made its way to yours, squeezing it. "The new recruit, si. Their hands were all over you." Even though you meant to keep your voice low, you couldn't help but sound angry as you remembered the sight of them touching him.
"They were? Well, i definitely didn't notice." That's it. You lost your temper. "What the hell do you mean, simon! what? you're just suddenly so comfortable with people touching you? because as i remember, it took me months , MONTHS! just for you to let me touch you and now you're ju-", he watched you ranting in anger to him, your voice so much louder now that the whole base must be hearing, but you couldn't give a shit.
"No, it's not so sudden. It's you." he interrupted you calmly in his gentle voice "I'm sorry?", he chuckled at you, squeezing your hands a little tighter. "You made me this way, lovie. i know it took us months, and i'm lucky you stuck around and didn't get bored. I got so used to your touch, to being touched that it doesn't scare me as much now. plus, i couldn't help but stare at the pretty one standing in front of me. must be why i didn't notice"
Just like that, you felt your anger melt away. You really wanted to be upset and take a stance, but it was a little difficult with how sweet he is.you made him this way, you let simon comfortable to show up instead of ghost.You showed him true love.You taught him to let himself be loved. You felt your whole face heat up at his words, a smile made its way to your mouth. "Okay fine, guess I'm not so mad anymore". He laughed this time, his hands leaving yours to hold your waist instead. He rests his forehead against yours, letting you leave his mask up and push your lips against his in a small kiss.
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bruciemilf · 8 months ago
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Can we see your whole COD roaster you cooked up cause 👀👀👀 it’s a baddies only event I see
OH????? (barely contained joy) SURE I always wanna scream abt them. am not immune to prettyfaceism. Im gonna start with TOMMY RILEY??? MY B E L O V E D. Call me Simon the way I’d die for him.
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Secondly,,,,,, absolute love of my soul (Simon’s too),,,,,,,, baby girl who could rip my head off,,,, Safiyah my beloved,,,,
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BABY GIRL #2,,,,, maybe possibly Simon’s scary ass adoptive daughter,,, she’s so cool I just want to. Chew her. Her name literally means “Mankiller” it’s so. sal-inja. Min- Seung my BELOVED,,,
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We’re starting off with the babies :’) don’t you just love the exploitation of young people who have no choice but to be in the military. Don’t you.
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Alejandro needs a sassy ass niece who can and will call him out on his bullshit and bully him about his forehead. She faded Valeria and would do it again. Will make you CRY. Aliyah,,, my (scary) princess.
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND CLAP FOR THE 313!!!!!!! Clap!!
REGGIE REGGIE REGGIE. REGGIEEEEE. REGGIE. EATING GIM EATING HIM EARING HIM. HES like if marvel allowed the winter soldier to be openly autistic. HE AND ALIYAH ARE MARRIED BTW!!!! THEY HAVE A TINY BABY!!!! It’s as worrying as you might think.
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Hawk. Just. Hawk. Boss boy. Loves to bully Price specifically. I’m chewing him with timid savagery. SO much passive aggressiveness between them. Two soccer moms. “I’m gonna kill you soon I think” “you’re a 21 year old minor. Do not talk to me.” (PS, Reggie calls Hawk chief and I think that’s VERY cute)
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It ain’t a full story without a tragically happy group clown friend who feels like a burden and dead weight for his friends. I’m giving Cali a kiss on his cheek. Don’t we love a poor little rich boy. “Don’t let my Australian accent and perfect hair fool you. I actually have deep insecurities.” “Like what?” “I don’t know. I’ll buy some later.”
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MOM FRIEND MOM FRIEND MOM FRIEND —-
SKY??? SKY ??? HEY SKY HEY SKY HEY. HEY. Someone give him a Xanax. And a nap. And a plane. Preferably not at the same time. HES MY BOYYYT HES MY BOY HE LOVES HIS FRIENDS SO MUCH IM GONNA C R Y.
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I’m gonna kiss Mikey on his stupid little face. I’m gonna wrap him in a blanket and
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carpedzem · 2 years ago
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hahaha ah haha tom simons it is me hehe hello okay um hah voice actor time hehehaha okay um haha okay (punches the mic) how do I do it heh tommy are we a bad guys okay so (punches the mic) AAAGH HEUHEU okay should I do it should I do it or not should I say the line should I should I should I say the thing should I say the thing umm tommy who's that ouuuu tommy I'll give you I'll give you I'll give you the stupid voice umm tommy who is that ooh tommy who's that I know you're gonna use that one you're gonna wanna use that youuuu have a sister hahaha mmhmm tommy has a sister okay so those are two good lines that you could and should use alternatively you could use the boring one um this is weird because I feel like you're here listening to me now okay I have to like get into character I need to RP as previous george exclamation mark previous george wait previous exclamation mark george from like england george all right england exclamation e e exclamation mark george from a few months ago I’m listen okay I'm gonna get into the mindset of exactly how I was so I got off the train my eyes are closed I'm envisioning I'm in stupid Brighton train station um I get out and I see a bunch of idiots surrounded by surrounding a tall Wilbur and I don't really realized that there's a girl there and I come over get through the gate oh there's a girl okay who's the girl tommy goes it's my sister and I say wait no I messed up I didn't know this bit l- canonically I I don't know if she's your sister yet okay okay so I come over here and I'm like tommy who's that wait HA wait that could have been it haha okay wait hang on tommy who who's that hahahaha oh my god I am a voice actor your honour okay hahahaha okay yeah this is gonna be annoying for you to like find the right clip I guess it's not that annoying I mean we're only two minutes wait we're two minutes in right now two and a half minutes in to this recording okay well some there's some usable footage here maybe tommy who's that that was hahaha that was too like to- oh who's that you know it needs to be more casual more cas like tommy who's that that's too sassy but maybe I am sassy maybe I am sa- maybe I am okay maybe I am is that a problem tommy  who's that tommy who is that TOMMY WHO IS tHAt hahaha uh tommy who is that who is that who's that who who is that who is that heh tommy hey tommy um okay you have a sister and that was pretty good that was pretty good you have a sister that was a bit more enthusiastic YOU HAVE A SISTER okay obviously that one's not gonna be used but you have the option you have a sister you have a sister that was like the that was like the david dobrik you have a sister eeeheh you know like laughing like you have a you have aa sister hehehehe yeah you have a sister um am haha I really gonna send you this whole thing you know actually you know at this point I've made it such a bit that it's gonna be more difficult for me to go through this and cut stuff out so actually I am going to send it all to you um and I know you said ASAP but now you have to sit through four minutes of unusable um trash to find what you want so yeah um all right let's get this is all for two lines which is a total of eight words by the way five minute recording tommy who who is that tommy who's this you know you you're like limiting me with the phrasing because you want me to say tommy who is that but I feel like maybe I wouldn't say that like I just wouldn't say that tommy who is that that's not very georgenotfound I like tommy who's that maybe that was the one who's that heh tommy who's that tommy who's that see I would say who's instead of who is you fuc- clearly clearly you don't know me very well tommy and me providing you this full recording I'm hoping you will learn more about me you have a sister and like I don't know if I would really say that I would probably say it I'd I’d maybe say it in Spanish you know which obviously would be um (keybaord sounds)
um it would obviously be tienes una hemana you see I put the h H that's how you know I'm Spanish I don't know if they even do that I'm not sure but yeah one last thing who's that tommy tommy who's that was too quick I'm like trying to rush it now uh um tommy who's that who is that tommy tommy who is that you have a sister all right that's what you're getting
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lemmilemura · 2 years ago
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could you write simon with a streamer/ esports champion s/o ?? like imagine them on vc and playing stuff together
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Thank you so much for the request anon! I can definitely write some Simon and streamer S/O! Really playing into my own love of gaming xD
All kept gender-neutral Based on the show
So we already see Simon's killer setup in the show, right? 3 monitors (one vertical, probably discord xD) a headset, probably has a mic there somewhere too. So of course, if you're also similar, you two will be gaming together.
And if you're streaming even better!
Simon would 100% be a guest on your streams more often than not. Personally don't think he himself would stream, but he loves joining you.
Your fanbase loves him too! His sassy one-liners especially. You don't even have to tell them he's with you, they'll pick up on it instantly, be that by hearing him or just seeing you face, smiling or facepalming at him(if you have facecam of course).
Of course there's a lot of different games you two play. I'm gonna give examples of games I personally play but I'm sure you'd play even more of them.
Minecraft, for example. I feel Simon would be the redstone genius, I mean come on! You'll have automated sorting, farming, mobfarms, etc before the first nightfall it feels xD
He would also probably be the one pulling off crazy 'cheats', aka tactics to kill mobs and basically speedruns the enderdragon xD
Overwatch, or other fps games, could either be him carrying you, or you carrying him. Really just depends on the day.
I personally either play tank or dps (Rammattra or Junkrat), but I feel Simon would be pretty well-versed in all roles. I can see him being a Widow just to piss off people by being extremely good.
I can also see him, if he's support, being Ana and only using his nano boost on you, much to the dislike of your teammates. But I mean c'mon, you're his S/O and he's a little gremlin who likes to piss people off xD
Genshin anyone? (not the toxic weird ones, though. those can stay away please and thank you :))
He'd probably be at AR 60 waaaay before you, so I can see you starting Genshin on stream and him basically baby-ing you and telling you what to do until you get AR16 and unlock co-op, and then he'll help you unlock and explore the entire world in like a day.
He would also help you beat bosses, and farm artefacts. You barely have to move a muscle at all really, he's already done with it.
He'll have all the characters too (if by gacha nobody knows, I mean it's Simon). He'll also send you so many primos and basically pay for all of your characters and things you want. (cough sugardaddy cough)
Of course, streamers don't just play games. Or like, games like that where you have to do a lot of fighting.
ItTakesTwo is always a ride, no matter who plays it. So of course, when you two play it, whoooo boooooy things go down xD
Simon will try his best to keep calm and be patient, but after like 10 minutes on one puzzle of course he'll get a little agitated
If you then respond back with the exact same energy... hope nobody is wearing headphones because it can get kind of explosive, but hey it's ItTakesTwo, so what do you expect?
Of course, on days where you don't realyl fee llike it, Just Chatting streams are perfect. Just hagning out, with chat of course, doing whatever. Working on your own things but also answering questions or something. They don't happen that often, I'd say maybe only once a month or so. Chill music in the back, chat themselves a little slower.
Alright I hope you enjoyed those! Again thank you so much for the request! Feel free to request more, I'll try my best to write them if I am able to :D
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evermorehqs · 2 years ago
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CATCHING MY BREATH, STARING OUT AN OPEN WINDOW
Jane Porter is based on Jane from Tarzan. She is a 27 year old human, wildlife researcher, and uses she/her pronouns. She has no powers. Jane is portrayed by Simone Ashley and she is open.
CATCHING MY DEATH, AND I COULDN’T BE SURE
A spitting image of her mother - that was what people always told her. Jane liked to think that she would be proud of her, had she been able to watch her grow up. She was only two years old when the woman passed away, leaving her with nothing but blurry memories to piece together. Despite her not being there physically, she had the stories her father would tell her, able to see her mom through the eyes of the person that loved her more than anyone in the world; and he insisted Jane was her mini-me. She was sassy and eccentric, intelligent and passionate, she loved art and animals. As a child she spent most evenings in the study while her father worked, going over all of the wildlife books Ms. Porter had left behind until she could sketch the pictures from memory. She dreamed of leaving England to travel the world after college, thrilled when her now-retired dad agreed to accompany wherever she went. Their adventures soon led them to a small village by the jungle, where Jane was eager to learn about the wildlife firsthand. What she didn't anticipate was running into shapeshifters... and a handsome human man being raised by them. While she and her father were excited to see a side of the world they didn't know, the man he had hired to keep them safe had other ideas. She respected Taran's adoptive family, appreciated them for who they were. She would not have let anyone hurt them... and yet, they had led Clayton right to their doorstep. When it all hit the fan, Jane was left shell-shocked, unable to protest as the man pulled her and her father away from the incident. In his getaway car the three of them crossed the Evermore city limits, and gone were her memories of the incident. She wanted to get back to Taran, a horrible feeling deep down that something was wrong, but she was trapped in this quaint little town. Truthfully, she would have loved being there, getting to know the people, maybe even settling down... if only she could know that the man she was falling for and his family were safe.
I HAD A FEELING SO PECULIAR
❀ Tiya Mahajan: It's funny how having a cavity drilled could lead to one of the best friends she's ever made, but after a lovely conversation and a few get togethers, she feels a lot more sane having Tiya around. ❀ Francis Ferguson: She thinks he's... to put it nicely... a prick. He is far too full of himself, and she tries her best to be polite but always ends up leaving conversations with an eyeroll. ❀ Helena Borne: A fellow animal lover, Jane was drawn to Helena shortly after coming to Evermore. She thinks she's one of the sweetest people she's met, and goes out of her way to show her that whenever she can.
THAT THIS PAIN WOULD BE FOR EVERMORE
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fandomrave · 5 days ago
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All the characters for Playkingdom vs the Evil Wizard
Just to make sure I keep them all straight in my head, hehe!
Most of the posts and interactions take place about a year and a half after where my dream stopped in the secret route. Unless otherwise specified.
Albert:
The evil butler, Simon's adoptive father, the only remaining servant of the Duke's estate.
he/him. Will politely correct you if you misgender him.
Currently dead (in his 50s or 60s when he got Simon)
polysexual. Attracted to multiple genders.
Human, with knowledge of and access to some basic dark magic stuff.
He's basically like Alfred from Batman. Total chad energy.
Simon:
The evil wizard who can summon monsters wants to destroy the kingdom (specifically inside the kingdom walls) father to Audrey, mother to Maddie, son to Albert, sworn enemy of King Laurence.
he/him or she/her (depending on male or female form). Cannot switch between them at will. Or maybe he could, but he doesn't. It just happens. Gets kinda huffy if you misgender her in female form, too busy being evil to notice or acknowledge it in male form. But she will be very pissed if you bring up how Simon is a guy's name, or if you doubt her being a woman, or a man if he is a man then. Especially when a woman, because her identity is very wrapped up in being Maddie's mother, not father.
age 40 (technically immortal, so he just looks 40)
Straight (in male form), sexuality doesn't exist (in female form [wait, what?] Yeah no one else knows either. At this point we just roll with it.) Attracted to women in male form.
Evil wizard summoned from another realm. Can summon monsters through alchemy. Posesses own magic abilities like flying and lasers and levtation beams. Personal magic abilites disapear in female form. Inherent desire to be evil and destroy the kingdom.
Good mom, takes care of her daughter.
Responcible.
More hotheaded and violent in male form. Still would never hurt his kids.
Audrey:
Daughter of Simon and some random one night stand who came to live with him when she was 18 after the death of her mother, left when she was 23, and returned after Simon's fight in the Kingdom.
she/her. She looks very feminine, and wears a lot of dresses, which you wouldn't expect from her. She'll shoot you a look if you misgender her. A look of mild disgust. But frankly she gives out that look a lot of the time.
Age 31 (30 at time of the attack)
Aromantic Ace-flux Lesbian. Not romantically attracted to anyone, but sometimes sexually attracted to women. Other times, not sexually attracted to anyone either.
Half human, half wizard. Inherent moral apathy only amplified further by her human side just being a prick as well. Magical abilities are limited to self regeneration even past the point of death, with very strong pain reduction. Also, very potent body components which are extra effective for spells. (Blood, hair, teeth.)
Lazy. Sarcastic and kinda sassy. But totally laid back. Doesn't really do emotional connections. She's just kind of an asshole.
Hero:
The Hero. (Yes they named themselves Hero.)
They/them. Would be incredibly bewildered and a little impressed if anyone misgendered them. Like, how? How did they manage to do that? No, you don't understand, that's like not even possible. Seriously, how did you do that?
Doesn't know their sexuality. Honestly, it's hard to figure it out with the voices in their head, so they just don't deal with it.
Age 27 (26 at time of attack)
Human, but hears voices in their head. The voices work like a comment section on social media, commenting on what they do. They also can blackout when they get really bored, though not intentionally. Sometimes the voices can take control, like intrusive thoughts. Also, was born and grew up without a name. They don't know how, but no one ever called them by their name, so they literally didn't know. It made roll call weird, and signatures just looked like a scribble. They also had no idea if they were a boy or girl, so went with neither or both. Oh, and they also have some combat powers. Like, elemental spells. Plant, fire, wind, and water. Basic spells of each type. They never got to specialize in one particular field because they never went on the adventure to level up.
Pretty positive. Nice and kindhearted and heroic. Kinda overly helpful. Social. Friendly. Always trying to keep themself stimulated.
King Laurence:
The king of the kingdom. Sworn friend of Hero.
he/him. Will correct you if you misgender him, but with his usual jolly self.
Age: 46 (45 at time of the attack)
Demisexual. He doesn't know it though. He's not familiar with all the terminolgy about sexualites. He still gives it his best effort though.
Human. Can't even cast spells. Pretty good with a sword though. and he has a magic cape relic which allows him to fly. Though it has to be recharged.
Jolly man. Very good to his people. Kind. Not super outgoing. Very tender to his friends. Supportive. Respectful. Yeah, he's a good father figure character. Despite this, he is unmarried and has no kids. (As of now. They may show up in a later update to this post.)
Maddie:
Simon's daughter. Calls Audrey 'Auntie'. Cute kid.
She/her. Will either giggle and correct you or just correct you if misgendered.
Age: 9 (7 at time of attack)
This isn't going to be relevant yet because she's just a kid, but Panromantic Fraysexual. (She like her eye candy occasional and in the distance. Not that it matters in the current timeline.) She is fine being shipped with people though, and doesn't care about headcanons.
Not a human. But not a wizard. Some other kind of monster. She has a built in desire to be worshipped. So she's nice to people. She feels morals in relation to humans like we feel in relation to a combination of animals and characters on a tv show. Her affection level to them is definitly similar to how we feel about pets. But she doesn't show it. If she doesn't care about them a lot, she doesn't care what happens to them. She's fine with her mom killing people or destroying the kingdom. She hates seeing her friends sad, but it's kind of a pitying kind of sadness. Again, think pets. She doesn't empathize with them, but can pretend. Oh, and no one at her daycare knows she's not human. She just doesn't bring it up.
Cute, energetic, sassy. A bit stubborn. Sometimes demanding. Doesn't push her luck with people or pitch fits. (Her family is an exception.) Definitly bossy with her family, and a little bit with her friends. But she's well behaved.
Knows about the voices and the audience and LOVES them. Finally, people to worship her as she so deserves. Extra sweet and loving and accomadating and entertaining towards them, so they'll worship her more. She can't access them herself, needing to use Hero as a conduit, so they spend a lot of time together. (Hero knows she knows and uses them like this.)
Natalie:
One of the unlockable compainions for the hero on their journey. The earliest one, in fact. Unlocked before you even leave the city. Besties with Hero.
She/her. Will correct you if misgendered. But you know. With the polite apologetic anxiety you know. Yeah. She's like that.
Age 29 (27 at time of attack)
Bisexual. Definitly very bisexual. Though she complains about how there's pretty much no dating or shipping options. Her best choice right now is Audrey, and Audrey is....Well, she doesn't have a lot of good qualities. Or even good bad qualities. She doesn't have much.
Human. But a furry. Yeah, an in-universe furry. She wears cat ears and a cat tail. She can also cast spells as well, though she doesn't have a wide range like the hero. She mostly has good healing, buffing, and defuffing skills, although she has a moderatly weak water attack. She would have been able to grow her roster during the adventure, but it never happened.
She's nice, heroic, and sometimes bubbly. But frankly, she reminds me a lot of a Tumblr user. Like, a fandom enthusiast mixed with a convention cosplayer. She's got some anxiety, but it's mostly confrentation based, and she's super comfortable with people she knows. She loves ranting about her intrests, and she makes fanart. She's a simp, and a sucker for drama and romance. Sometimes she'll act like an "UwU" or "nya" furry, but it's ironic. She acts overly cutesy for this effect, but her real self is much more laid back and even more talkative and energetic.
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clanwarrior-tumbly · 2 years ago
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Have a funny lil request,may I request Detroit become human Connor,Markus,hank and Simon meeting a Feral lil gremlin human child? who acts like a..a frickin animal with rabies? Maybe like somehow Markus and Simon befriended the child and now it acts as like a guard dog..well a guard human.Connor and hank get ambushed by a child biting there ankles :))
Aw yes the return of crack hcs!
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Connor
Honestly he never knew human children could act as “feral” as you do.
You’re just running around without any parents or guardians, latching onto people (doesn’t matter if they’re humans or androids) and biting their ankles???
He doesn’t know how to adjust to your behavior, but as an adaptor to many situations he’ll be damned if he didn’t try.
Would be like “hey, let’s not do that bc you might get hurt :(” while holding you up by the armpits (after you yet again try biting his ankle).
You just huff at him and stare till he lets you go, sighing as you run off to cause mischief elsewhere.
Though he’s unable to hide an amused smirk when you go near Gavin and/or Sixty, seeing them freak out and yell “SOMEONE COME GET YOUR BRAT-”
Markus
‘What’s with this small sassy child?’ Is his immediate thought process when he sees you upon arriving to Jericho. It alarmed him considering you’re the only human there.
Turns out you only recently started living there and the deviants are just...used to your behavior.
Fortunately you have an understanding of the situation and don’t actually cause much trouble, only biting the ankles of humans who get nosy about the freighter--or just harass androids in general.
Markus is just worried about you being in danger bc you’re a kid, though some of the caretaker androids make sure you don’t go too far.
Hank
“For fuck’s sake who let this kid in the DPD????”
Great, first he’s got a plastic asshole following him like a lost puppy..and now you????
He’s clueless and isn’t sure what to do with you.
But luckily you don’t mess with anything on his desk or tamper with any evidence. So you have some self-control.
The fatherly side of him eventually comes out when Gavin gets angry with you, telling him to leave while keeping you behind him.
You hold back from biting his ankle--which is prob a way of expressing your thanks.
He decides to take you to Chicken Feed after that.
You were surprisingly sweet and gentle with Sumo, giving him pets and spending all of your time with the St. Bernard.
Simon
During his life prior to deviancy, he’s dealt with some rambunctious kids.
So seeing you, a human child with no qualms nor boundaries, running around Jericho does make some of those memories come back.
Of those kids running in the yard and playing in the mud even on Detroit’s rainiest days...
Although they leave him a bit sad, he shakes them off in favor of making sure you didn’t get hurt.
His old protocols take over. Yet this time it just feels more natural (or as natural as an android like himself could be). 
He tries discouraging you from biting anybody’s ankles. Though he can’t always stop you if you see a person harassing androids or Daniel.
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stillhavetodothat · 2 years ago
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Replaying Nancy Drew without cheating - Part Four: The Final Scene
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AND HERE IT IS....
Is The Final Scene the MOST brilliant game in the entire Nancy Drew series??
Hear me out. It has literally everything you could ever want out of a Nancy Drew game. Danger. Mystery. A ticking clock. A lack of pointless chores. An intriguing backstory. An amazing soundtrack. An extremely sassy Nancy. A caked up Nicholas Falcone.
I think the ONLY thing that is missing from this game, honestly, is length. I think it is well-known in the community that this game is too short, especially on replay, but I recently learned that this was the first game that HerInteractive put out on a 2-a-year schedule, so the development was rushed. After TRT, the company almost could not afford to continue making games, so they had to switch strategies. Technically, FIN saved the franchise. In that context, the only disappointment is that they didn’t have more time to work on this absolute MASTERPIECE.
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I also think my love for this game has grown after reading the book that it’s based on. Queen Simone Mueller was adapted from a boring male Simon Mueller, the talented Louisa Falcone was adapted froma boring male Louis Falcone. The Harry Houdini storyline was completely new in the game. Brady Armstrong having a vested interest in the theater demolition was also new in the game and made him a much more interesting and sinister character. I know that this book was written in the 80s, but Bess’s one-dimensionality (obsessed with food and boys) annoys me; much happier to see Vietnamese-American college student as the kidnapee instead.
Not cheating in this game was super easy for me. It’s another game I’ve played a dozen times, so even if I didn’t remember the exact sequence of events, I quickly was able to move the game along. I finished in under 3 hours, and that is with being consistently distracted by the NFL game my fiance had on in the background. Having three distinct days makes this game very sequential and hard to get stuck.
Some random thoughts I had during this replay:
1. Someone put this soundtrack on vinyl, PLEASE. I would literally murder someone to play this in the background while reading a book and smoking a joint on my couch.
2. Even as a child, I loved Nicholas Falcone. There is just something about a man with a passion. Nothing used to turn me on (still does turn me on) than Nicholas’s intellectual negging of a dim-witted Brady Charmstrong during the press conference. This was also the first time I really took the time to listen to the entire press conference from the ticket booth...pure gold.
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3. Speaking of the ticket booth, taking to Sargeant Ramsay on the phone is absolutely hilarious. Who is this voice actor? Someone find him and give him more gigs. And Eustacia Andropov? An incredible character and a treat of a phone call as well. WHO WROTE THIS SCRIPT?? I think this is probably the funniest game there is.
4. Let’s just go ahead and go through some of the best quotes of the game.  “I may have to cut this short, Hal. Someone just climbed out of my wardrobe.” (entirely unphased) “I think your phone’s about to ring.” “Take a breath and pinch yourself, because it’s reeeally happening: Brady Armstrong, in the flesh. Star of Vanishing Destiny? Go ahead, faint. I’ll catch you.” “Why don’t you tell that little grey troll that I think he did it just to keep himself from dying of boredom in this old dump. THAT’s my comment.” “Fight the power.” (a classic) "Mr. Charmstrong, do you find that your fans respond to you more in your chicken suit or curly wig?" “Maybe you’d better think about being ‘in on the law’ and ‘down with the truth’ Nicholas.” “More? I’m 96 over here. I don’t exactly have time to burn.” “You tell that Sherman Trout Eustacia said, ‘You’re not dead yet, Shermie, so get up and make yourself useful.’” “Armstrong: Uh, do we still like him or what?”
5. Joseph always scared the hell out of me. Even to this day. He is creepy and he IS a little grey troll. Why is he constantly trying to get me to leave the theater and go to bed in the middle of the day? Why is he lying about his brother Jake? Why is he always popping up in the most chilling way possible? I hate him. I suspected him from the very beginning.
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6. When Nancy says that Maya never goes ANYWHERE without her press pass...ma’am you are an undergrad student at Washington University. Please calm down.
7. Not sure if anyone remembers, but back in the day on the HerInteractive message boards people used to put all the games they had finished in their signature for all their posts. Some would just put a list of all the games, but others would get creative (including me, although it wasn’t creativity on my part as much as it was copying other people). Their signature would say things like “I have Stayed Tuned for Danger,” or “I have discovered The Secret of the Scarlet Hand.” FIN’s was “I have seen The Final Scene” and I still to this day say this whenever I talk about this game with anyone. Throwback.
8. I never would have figured out the gum on wand bit if not for the message boards back in the day, and my memory of it now.
9. This is a game that is more about the mystery and less about the puzzles. I loved this one, even though this is probably the hardest part of the entire game (besides the gum on wand thing).
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10. The ending is SO intense. Because I know exactly what to do, it is less so, but the whole thing still gives me goosebumps. That timer in the corner quickly ticking down? Hiding in the closet when the police do their final sweep? Joseph being an absolute psychopath? The focus knob breaking off? The KEYS? MAYA BEHIND GLASS?? TRYING TO BREAK THE GLASS WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER? JOSEPH BEING A PSYCHOPATH AGAIN?? (I can let it slide that defeating the culprit involves flashing them with a cheap prize from an ancient game in a decaying basement. It’s still so good).
11. Also, I have a print of this in my house right now because of this game. I don’t even know the artist, but I love it.
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So thankful to rediscover my love for this game. Can it top Treasure in a Royal Tower and Dexter’s sexy, raspy voice? Maybe not. But it is up there.
Next stop: DC!
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hanna-kin · 3 years ago
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What's in it for Simon 2.0
Or in defence of Wille
It breaks my heart every time I read things like "Wille fell harder" "Simon deserves better" "What does Simon see in Wilhelm?" "Wille is selfish" "Wille doesn't give enough back" "Wille doesn't try to understand Simon"
or any other post that lowkey makes it seem that in order to deserve Simon’s love Wille need to do better or that he perhaps doesn't deserve him at all. Because why would Simon like him? When he breaks his heart and pushes him away?
I know I project alot of my own feelings here so I'm probably a little too sensitive but I feel like I'm similar to Wilhelm. And I sometimes feel like I don't have anything to offer anyone and it feels like Wille feels like that too sometimes. He's used to people wanting his attention or to be his friend but not for the real Wilhelm but for his popularity. August definitely does and Felice does at first and probably alot of other students in school too.
It's pretty hard to feel that way to feel like maybe you don't deserve that kind of love. Maybe you can't give another person anything valuable back? And it does feel like Wille doesn't care enough about himself or that he feels like he deserves better. So maybe he also feels like he doesn't deserve Simon's love?
Now Wilhelm is not a real person so he can't get hurt or even read about people's opinions which I try to keep in mind.
It's just saddens me to read it and I sometimes think people are a little too hard on him.
He's not perfect by any means and he certainly makes mistakes throughout the season. I'm not going to deny it but he’s also under so much pressure, trying to do the right thing. And I think he deserves Simon’s love unconditionally despite his mistakes. And I still understand why Simon loves him back.
Wille is kind, sweet and thoughtful. He’s caring, loving and affectionate. He's helpful. He’s funny and sassy if he wants to (the "apparently I am too lazy" "Simon, don't you know how to read sheet music" and "why didn't you bring a sandwich")
And he clearly makes Simon feel all sorts of things
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truessences · 2 years ago
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What’s your favourite trope? And what’s the most annoying popular trope that makes you roll your eyes whenever you read it? And it can be multiple not just limited to one💜
Ooo, this is a good one.
I don't know if I truly have a "favorite trope"....
but I do love a good enemies to lovers (depending on how they were enemies). A good example of this for me is Antony and Kate in Bridgerton. My god, sublime. OH it's even better when it's enemies to friends to lovers which is what BAMON could have and should have been. GOD.
"Friends to lovers" but I have to like both characters for any of this to work.
Found Family- This is a big one for me if done well because I will cry, especially if it's between a daughter figure and father figure (IE: El and Hopper)
Underdogs- It just needs to be well written and the main character likable
Coming of Age- I love a good coming of age story, I just want to like the main character(s) and whatever their story is. This is why I wanted to see IT even though I don't like clowns lol but I loved it
Annoying Tropes
Love Triangles- I generally hate them because there's always one I don't like or whoever both characters like, doesn't like one of them back and they have no chance and like... no.
Fake Dating- I don't hate this per say, I just don't like some of the reasonings behind WHY they're fake dating lol (Bridgerton with Daphne and Simon, they also did not have chemistry so when they fell in love... ugh don't get me started lol)
The Liars Reveal Trope- This is when the main character is doing something, they lie to get what they want (IE Aladdin, Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen) but usually with good intentions and then it's get revealed that they're a liar. This is annoying because sometimes the way it's done is so stupid or you can see it coming a mile away.
I don' know the name of this one but the main female lead is clumsy, or she doesn't believe she's beautiful, or she's "ordinary" but ALL THE BOYS WANT HER.... I be like ugh. I liked Twilight a lot when it came out, I was ripe age, but I always hated that lol. I hate 50 Shades of Grey and this is also a problem and I hate it.
The Sassy Black Friend- Sometimes this is okay because of how it's written or acted but often it's stereotypical.
MISCOMMUNICATION- My god, when this happens, I get so annoyed. Just fucking talk to each other! Like, they get into a huge fight and it lasts however long and I just UGH! This happened in Booksmart and I remember being so annoyed by it lol.
Redemption Stories- Not always though, if they're a bad guy, just let them BE a bad guy, sometimes they don't need a tragic backstory, they don't need the hero to understand them and sympathize... maybe they're just EVIL! I truly hate when some characters get redemption and I'm like NO! I remember being pissed about this recently but I don't remember what it was lol
I'm not sure if this is a trope but this is specifically tied to anime: particularly two characters off the top of my head... but the two angsty characters who has family trauma, they're really angry about it... but they're really interesting and powerful and they have big goals of how to fight the toxic family member(s) but then the main protagonists... because the angsty character is hardly the main protagonist... manages to get through their hard exterior (probably during a big fight) and the angsty character has a revelation thanks to the MC and now longer have the same goals they had before.. and then they lose a lot that interesting thing about them because their personality is just so chill. OR the writer doesn't do anything with them because they solved their problem too early.
This is Neji Hyuga who is my favorite Naruto character and Shoto Todoroki from My Hero Academia (I'm not caught up so don't spoil me).
But that's all I got right now lol. I never really think about it until I see it lol.
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ballorawan740 · 3 years ago
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SCP Scenarios: When their kids swear at them (REQUESTED)
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Requested by: @Astro_KeySimp
WARNING: Swearing (sorta)
Ok so I kinda made the reader into the child since don't remember if you wanted the reader to be a child or not, so if it wasn't to your liking, then I'm sorry, but I can make a separate version on where the reader isn't the child
It kinda became more of the SCPs and doctors being dads than their reaction to their kids swearing
SCP 073 (Cain)
Cain was walking around with you since you were bored and there wasn't anything to do
Being unaware of what some of the staff were saying, ye went over to grab you some food for later in case you got hungry
Once you both went back, he watched you play with some Legos and was talking as if it was your Lego friends talking to you
Cain looked away for just 10 seconds and heard you shout out "Wow! He said that her baby's such a bi-" which shocked him as he heard it
Cain looked around and made sure that nobody was around the room and was somewhat surprised that you was the one saying this
Being a good dad he is, Cain explained to you carefuly that you shouldn't say that word because it's bad
And being a sweet shy child, you obliged and stopped saying the word
Til this day, Cain had no idea about where and who you've heard the word from and is very much more self-aware
SCP 076-2 (Abel)
Abel is that type of dad who would teach you all the bad words and encourages you to say them
It's the researchers who had to teach you top not to say those words
One time, Dr Glass came in to examine you and had rewarded you as usual since you were so cooperative
You drew a picture of you and Abel talking in a garden with bright coloured flowers
Simon asked if he could see your drawing and saw that the conversation you and your dad had was those of swearing
This surprised Simon since you knew so many at such a young age but wasn't totally shocked since he knew that you were Abel's child
And knowing him, he wouldn't teach you to be nice, so Simon took the job as a mother hen and taught you to not use those words around people
SCP 999 (Tickle Monster)
Ok, so I'll keep this SCP short since I, again, don't know what I should write for this adorable, squicky, neon-orange, bubby blob
Another SCP who doesn't cuss
This adorable squishy boi here was about to have a heart attack when he heard you swear fir the first time
He had to ask you worryingly where you heard that phrase and you just said some guy wearing a white jacket
999 sighed knowing that you'll grow and couldn't do anything to stop it
He did, however, mention that you should try and avoid saying those things to anyone and that they'd most likely have a heart attack since you were his child and you won the genetic lottery for being the cutest and outgoing child in the world
The only other person who knew of this was Dr Glass (sucks to be him ngl, he do be a mother to everyone) and he had to help poor 999 with teaching you better words
SCP 682 (Hard to Destroy Reptile)
YAY! Another SCP who would teach their kid to swear
682 has such a dirty mouth like 076 and would 100% teach you all the words he knows
Similarly to what happened with Abel, you were taken for an interview with Dr Sophia Light since she was assigned to you
She's such a sweet and kind doctor to be around and would teach you anything and everything you would probably need to know all the while keeping an eye on you in case you become overly aggressive like 682
You were just eating some sweets Lights had given you for good behaviour and overheard some researchers swear
Remembering what your dad had taught you, you just repeated those curse words while clapping at your achievement
This had shocked Sophia and that researcher since you were known to be a moderately shy and quiet child who normally wouldn't say those things despite being 682's child
Sophia had to ask if you understood the meaning of those words and shook your head as an indicator for no
She had to carefully find her words and told you to never speak of those words again and took you back to 682's cell
You went and hugged your dad and told him that you learnt from the doctor that those curse words were bad and neither of you should say them
682 had a headache after that
SCP 049 (Plague Doctor)
I have a hard time thinking that 049 would teach his child to cuss and would avoid swearing in front of them at all cost
Like, he barely swears anyways but he wants to stay classy and sassy for his innocent child
Just like the other day, his kiddo, you, was curious about the whole surgery thingy he does on the dead bodies, so you asked him to teach you and so he did (like the good father we nevah had)
So you learnt some new, yet difficult, words (cuz we all have a nonexistent pea-sized brain) and somehow, you managed to fit in a curse word
This did surprise 049 as he had remembered that he didn't teach you those foul words
He had to give you a talk about using such words and you teared up since you thought that people used them to express their affection to others
Unsurprisingly, 049 took his sweet time looking for the guy who 'taught' you this and wanted to use him as a case study for your future lessons
SCP 035 (Possessive Mask)
Another parent with such an amazing influence on children
035 would teach and enable you to use swearing as a form of expression
So you were free to say whatever you want as long as they aren't directed to our mask here, especially if it's in a negative way
Otherwise, you'd be punished (No not like that! He'll just ground you from your favourite TV show/movie)
The researchers were surprised, not about you swearing, but how you use them through expression
Except for this poor guy who was new to the foundation and bumped into you by accident
This rookie found himself listening to you cursing like a sailor (maybe not that much but more or less on the same level as Samuel L Jackson)
Word got out and everybody laughed at the poor rookie and told him more about your background and how you love to swear (apparently swearing will prolong your life, so you'll basically be immortal here)
035 was impressed by the whole ordeal and rewarded you with more shows to watch whenever you're both free
SCP 105 (Iris)
Iris would accidentally swear in front of you and whenever she realises it, she would tell you to not swear at people since it wasn't very nice
So she would use words to replace the swearing like "oh fudging hell not now" and "no sugar honey ice tea"
The foundation felt that it was slightly unnecessary but went with it anyways
They'd even go as far as saying that it's ridiculous, but who are they to judge?
Iris was your mother and she's a single mum too, so she felt the need to be overly beating but would occasionally let you decide on your own since you were only 12
The foundation members did tell her that you will eventually grow and more of these words will be used but she just hesitates
As a teen, you did begin to use foul words more often and Iris would argue about how you're using them, especially towards her, your own mother
Needless to say, you both felt bad and made up
SCP 106 (Old Man)
Now this old man right here doesn't exactly speak, or at least very rarely
And if he does, he'll most likely be talking to you or the foundation staff if he needed some help finding you
He'll most likely be able to understand what the researchers are saying, even if they aren't speaking English
My own personal hc is that 106 understands English, German, Spanish, French, Chinese, Arabic and Indonesian and probably many others
Every now and again, somebody would come in and teach you new words and give other lessons like maths and poetry (our favourite)
You came back home to tell him all the things you've learnt as he watched you in awe as he braided your hair
You've even used some new phrases, including swear words while talking and 106 was pretty impressed
I feel that he's quite neutral with swear words since words are words and are used as a form of verbal communication
So I don't think they'll be much change in his behaviour to whether you're swearing or not
SCP 096 (Shy Guy)
Now with 096, all he does is scream
So basically, somebody else would have to teach you some words
It's not to say that 096 is a dumb animalistic creature with no soul and just kills people who look at his face
He isn't stupid since he manages to find anyone who looked at his face from the other side of the globe
And he seems to understand what the researchers are saying, or at least on a more intermediate to moderate level
You'll learn about swear words from the other researchers, whether they'll be teaching it to you intentionally or you've overheard them
The foundation could really care less, but would at least prefer that you chill a bit if you got carried away
096 would act all cheery when you learn more new things as it's not like the foundation would let him out anyway, so he'll be living the outside world life from you (How relatable, but more with babysitting and dating, cuz I'm too pretty for anyone to date XD)
Like with 106, I don't think 096 would have any special reaction towards swearing, but would probably be screaming internally for a bit since he knows that it isn't a nice word
Dr Jack bright
This mf right here is one of those parents who would be kind but firm
Bright would most definitely give in to your curiosity and teach you whatever you want to learn but would warn you of the dangers
Depending on what it is, he would even go as far as giving you your own personal guard who would stay with you and train you
And unfortunately, this guard has such a foul mouth, so you're constantly exposed to such words
Luckily for the both of you, Jack Bright doesn't really care about swearing as long as you're not being extremely inappropriate if you were to work
He would even joke around with you sometimes and would even start the conversation with swearing
For instance, he'd just surprise you with a "Yeet his mf outta my sheithole"
And yes, you did laugh at his antics
Some would even say that you're an exact clone of him but more stable (for now)
Well, Bright is an amazing dad, but I'd say just below Dr Glass
Or maybe even on par with him
Like Bright is a goofy dad that has all the terrible dad jokes and Glass would be the type of dad to look out for his kid
Dr Simon Glass
Dr Glass would most definitely avoid using swear words, especially if you were under 15
Even if you were over 15, he'd still avoid swearing unless he wants to make a joke or 2
So most of the time, you'd learn all the swearing from other people and SCPs
Sometimes you would swear by accident and Glass would just look at you, slightly disappointed
I'd say he doesn't exactly care about you swearing per see, but would rather you avoid it
It's cuz Simon is the best dad a dad could ever dad and nobody could prove me wrong here
He's also one of the top best dads compared to the others on the list
He's basically your best friend so he'd let you vent and its the 1 time he'd let you swear to show your emotions
Simon would 100% know your thoughts and behaviour
He's just that good at reading people, especially you - almost to the point where people would say he's an SCP cuz I swear he's just empathic and telepathic
As mentioned before, Glass would be the type of dad to care for your mental health
It's not that the others don't, it's just that Glass is a top their God of Psychology and would come to you before you even know you have depression
He would even crack a joke sometimes
So every so often, he would shout out "LANGUAGE!!!" from across the room before you could even bat an eye and say anything
Dr Alto Clef
Another top tier dad, but swearing addition
Your godfather would literally be Jack Bright
Then it's Kondraki and Glass
He would let you swear on a daily basis and would join you
Sometimes you be looking at your Oppas/Noonas and be like: "Oh fxxk me!" and Clef, who's in the next room, be like: "Yeah, fxxk me too!" (Yes but no sis! No incest pls!)
Other times, you would be in the same room as Clef and Bright and you'd join them in being chaotic
And poor Kondraki  is just there at the back trying to do his work peacefully
One time, Kondraki had to grab a Simon Glass to help stop the chaotic trio
And OML did it end so well
You were easy to manage tbh, with the exception of you swearing
Clef and Bright would most definitely encourage you to swear more
Especially Clef since he does have a twisted sense of humour
Dr Benjamin Kondraki
Kondraki is totally the type of person who would tell their kid to mind their own language
But he secretly doesn't care and his child knows it
His style of parenting is similar to Simon's
And yes, Simon is your #1 godfather/uncle
You'd go to him for emotional support since Kondraki sucks at that
Sometimes you'd swear at him and he'd get mad though
So yeah, running to Glass is a wonderful idea
And we all know that Kondraki doesn't mean what he said
He's just extremely introverted, but he's rather sensible - Usually...
Anyways, he would ask Simon on tips and advice on how to get you to stop swearing so much and he just gave Benjamin a parenting book (Like fr guys, let Glass have some rest, he's tired of babysitting over 100 dozens of pets in the zoo and all the other babies who work in it)
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sheyshocked · 3 years ago
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Not the Best Place for a Love Confession
Summary: During an interview with a reporter who has a bad habit of saying the most offensive thing possible at the moment, Markus talks about his new budding relationship with Simon and teaches the public that just because he’s the respected leader of the revolution, his partner doesn’t have to be some fainting maiden waiting for him to come home. Simon’s reaction surprises him. Second day of Simarkus Week 2022, prompt Confession.
Ship: Simon/Markus (Detroit: Become Human)
Warnings: (Slightly) Sexist Language
Tags: Fluff, Public Love Confessions, Making Out, Markus Loves Simon (Detroit: Become Human), Switch Simon (Detroit: Become Human), Switch Markus (Detroit: Become Human), Interviews, Markus Being Sassy, Secret Relationship
Wordcount: 1,781
A/N: Look, it’s my event, my rules. And when I say I’m gonna post fics for Simarkus Week a month late, then so be it (anyone can do that, btw, so if you still wanna join, go crazy). Anyway, hope you enjoy reading!
You can also read it on ao3!
Only a few things were sure to make Markus’ blood boil in rage. Injustice was one of them. Ignorance the other. But pretentious interviews with reporters who couldn’t give a damn about their cause and were only looking for a sensation happened to be high on the list, too. The people there were as bad as the gabbers at the Museum of Modern Art, if not worse.
Unfortunately, just like those cocktail parties Carl used to despise so much, these events were a necessary evil from time to time, so Markus forced himself to smile as he answered questions that were borderline offensive.
The acceptance of androids as a new living species was still quite a novelty, and most people meant no harm, just didn’t know how to communicate with them after everything that happened. That’s why he was here. To make them see that they were no different from them. If only some of the remarks didn’t feel like they were pulling his teeth out! At least the reporter, Joyce, always made an effort to correct herself when he let her know what she was saying was getting out of hand. But still...
“So... there is word on the street that someone had managed to capture the heart of the famous deviant leader! Is there any truth to it?”
Markus froze in shock. How did they know? His eyes wandered in the general direction where he assumed his friends and Simon were waiting for him to finish the interview, keeping their fingers crossed for him. Sadly, the studio lights were shining right into his eyes, so he couldn’t make out their expressions. They were probably as shocked as he was.
“This is bullshit,” North stated via their wireless connection. “Don’t reply, Markus. They are just digging for dirt. What you do with Simon in privacy is no one's business.”
Josh was next to chime in. “For once, I have to agree. They should focus on the things that matter, not this.”
Although Markus agreed with them wholeheartedly, he was still waiting for the one person who had the biggest say in this. Simon. The thing between them was still too fragile, and he didn’t want to squander it by making him uncomfortable.
“What do you think I should say, Simon? I don’t want to keep you a secret, but I won’t put you in the spotlight if you don’t wish so.”
At first, he was met with silence on the other end. Simon was obviously as torn at this as him. Then he responded, voice wavering: “I don’t think it would do us any good at this point to give any names. Maybe keep the details? Other than that, I’m fine with whatever you decide would be the best.” He went silent for a moment, before admitting: “Don’t wanna keep you a secret too.”
Markus nodded out of instinct, before turning back at the reporter. Thank god their communication was fast as a bolt of lightning, otherwise, the awkward pause might get even worse. “I hope you do realize this is a very personal question, Joyce. But yes. You could say that.”
“Oooh, lucky them, then! There’s no shortage of people who would jump at the opportunity to date someone like you.”
Were they now? He didn’t know and, honestly, he did not care. They weren’t his beautiful, radiant Simon. “I’m sure there are some fans or admirers, and I appreciate the attention,” not really, “even though I think people should focus more on what I say rather than on how I look.” He glanced down at the ground, suddenly abashed, before he picked up where he ended. “Back during the revolution, there was no time for romance. We all fought to survive. Now I found what I’ve been missing and I’m happy. It’s a tremendous success that our kind can finally experience love without having to fear the reaction of people around us.”
The crowd, mostly present androids, cheered at that. He overheard even one loud “aww” from backstage. Joyce giggled. It was a weird cacophony of sounds. One he was still getting used to, months after giving speeches. “You sound smitten with that mysterious person! I’m sure our viewers are dying to know whether it was a human or another android who rocked your world.”
That gave him pause. Simon said to keep it as ambiguous as possible. “Android. Former domestic assistant. And that’s all I will say.”
There were dozens of models that were considered domestic, both male and female. Small chance they would immediately figure out it was a PL600 with sky blue eyes and a gentle smile. And if they did? Well, people speculate all the time. They didn’t have to confirm it. Or they could. It was up to them to decide whether they would make it official, once they got more comfortable with the situation.
“Ah, I see. So you swept them off their feet and now they keep the house warm while you are here, changing the world.”
What. The. Hell.
At first, he thought – hoped – he heard her wrong. But no. She did say that. His heart picked up speed and he could feel his cheeks heating up as he fought the urge to scream: Just because I’m the leader doesn’t mean my partner has to be some submissive, meek flower who stays at home and takes care of the household!
Out of instinct, his eyes wandered to where he thought Simon stood. He could imagine his sad expression as he took the insult and said nothing, keeping it all bottled up. No way. Markus can’t let this slide.
“We are no longer slaves of our programming, Joyce,” he had to try very hard to keep his voice calm. “We can choose to be anyone we want to be now, and my partner chose to fight for our cause side by side with me ever since the beginning. Never passes a day when I wouldn’t admire their dedication, strength, and voice of reason. So stop belittling their worth just because of their past.”
The whole studio went silent. Joyce in particular looked like she wished the ground would swallow her whole. Although she had a lot of makeup on, he could see her face was getting a radiant shade of red. Good. Maybe she will think next time before she spouts something like this.
Joyce apologized in the end, but it was clear as day she was no longer comfortable. As was he. He couldn’t wait for the interview to be over. But before he could say his goodbyes and leave, who knows what possessed him that he turned at Joyce and smirk, even adding a small wink just to drive the point across. “Oh, and just so you know – it was them who ‘swept me off my feet’, not the other way around.”
If there was one thing he was sure about, it was that Joyce never gonna invite him to the studio again. And he was fine with that. What worried him more was the way Simon stayed quiet the entire ride home, eyes glossy, and lips in a thin line. He tried asking him if he was all right (after all, he realized the ending, no matter how true, could have been a step way too far), but was always brushed off with a forced smile and whispered: “At home.”
Oh, rA9. He wasn’t gonna forgive him, was he? Did he accidentally screw up the best thing that ever happened to him?
When the door of Carl’s mansion closed behind them, he opened the mouth to apologize – perhaps he could still save what was left of their relationship – but was instantly silenced by Simon cornering him against the wall, during which he knocked over the coat hanger. Markus had never seen so much fire burning in his eyes before. It was a little intimidating. Not that he would ever let himself get intimidated by others. Not anymore.
He half expected him to start yelling at him for violating their privacy (it sounded out of character for such a soft-spoken man that Simon was, but on the second thought, he would also never foresee him pushing him with so much strength his back collided with the wall). What he didn’t see coming were the wet kisses that were suddenly peppered all over his face, lips, neck. Anywhere Simon could reach.
The surprised yelp that left Markus’ lips was anything but dignified, but there was currently no space for shame left in him. Everything was overtaken by the heat Simon was radiating. Hunger.
“Did you mean it? What you said at the interview?” he asked, voice sounding strangely breathless, even though androids didn’t require oxygen to function as his teeth ghosted over the copper nape of Markus’ neck. That was all warning he got before the same teeth gently sunk into his skin, nibbling on it to draw a moan out of Markus’ lips.
Somehow, he found his legs wrapped around his slim waist, and once the fog on his mind prevented him from thinking clearly withdrawn, he worried they might end tumbling onto the ground. After all, Simon wasn’t the strongest of androids and he was built to withstand even a hit by a truck. But then he felt Simon’s arms around his waist and bottom and knew he was secure. Safe.
So much for who’s “wearing the trousers in this relationship” right now, as Joyce would elegantly put it, and Markus’ rolled his eyes at the thought.
They often switched roles, one leading the other or submitting when they felt like it (or when one needed the comfort of arms wrapped tightly around him, taking care of every need and shielding him from the outside world that still wasn’t kind to them). It suited them better than having a dynamic set in stone. Like this, both would get what they required at the moment. But Simon was usually too reserved to initiate such contact, much less like this. His complete loss of control sent Markus straight on cloud nine.
“I did,” he breathed into his golden hair. He tried his hardest to keep up, repaying Simon’s passionate touches by showering him with love and affection neither of them knew before. “Every single word. You are my world, Si. I won’t let anyone ridicule you.”
Simon responded with a groan that rumbled from the depth of his chest (Markus could feel it against his body like a purr) before he resumed the venture of his lips across the planes of his copper skin, littered with countless freckles like stars.
Well. Seems like he said the right thing after all.
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aftgficrec · 3 years ago
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I was looking for anything like Surreal but nice, where Neil is famous but not because of exy! Also if you have any no exy fics to recommend that would be great! Thank you for all the hard work!
Ah yes, famous ‘snacktor’ Neil Josten! What a fabulous fic! You can find it here (and don’t miss out on the amazing accompanying podficast). In the fics below Neil’s claim to fame is based mostly on the arts (music, painting, acting, writing), but we also feature some fics where he’s big on social media, and even one where he’s an astronaut! - S
From previous posts:
‘And We’ll Be Running’ here
‘Sleeping with ghosts’ here
‘Ultraviolence’ here
‘corresponding shapes’ and ‘Ricochets Off The Moon’ here
‘fugue in red’ here
‘(Stealing your Heart was) the Perfect Crime’ here
‘An Adventure in Babysitting’ here
‘Bang Slash Click’ here
‘Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder’ here
‘Constrast’ here
‘Disillusion's All You Left For Me’ here
‘When I’m In Your World (Gray Turns To Color)’ here
‘luminosity’ here
Such a Fool for Sacrifice by likearecord [Rated M, 31075 words, complete, 2020]
Neil is a successful author with a stalker who seems to know a little too much about his past. He needs a bodyguard for his upcoming book tour. Enter: Andrew Minyard.
I've marked this as Graphic Descriptions of Violence out of an abundance of caution, but I don't even come near the source material here.
tw: violence, tw: torture, tw: implied/referenced abuse, tw: panic attacks
Something About The Sunshine by bazerella [Not Rated (we say T), 19022 Words, Complete, 2020]
“Oh, fuck.”
“Ow.” Andrew raised his hand up to his head. He didn’t feel any blood so that had to be a good sign. He looked up to meet the culprit who probably concussed him.
There was no blood but Andrew was definitely hallucinating.
“Hey,” Andrew said. “You’re--”
“Sh!” Neil Josten just fucking shushed him. “Here let me help you.”
tw: vomit, tw: implied/referenced abuse
What Once Was Lost by 5a5b5p5 [Rated M, 10000 words, complete, 2020]
Andrew’s life is boring, but he’s never been one for adventure.
Not like one Neil Josten, who is currently thriving with over 4 million followers on Instagram and 2.5 million on YouTube, still traveling, still with people who are not Andrew.
Andrew wouldn’t be surprised if Neil has forgotten all about him, eight years of friendship be damned.
Or: How Neil and Andrew travel the world together and try to fix their broken friendship, and maybe discover a little more along the way.
Line of Fire by JostenlovesMinyard [Rated T, 13396 words, incomplete. last updated Sept 2021]
Neil Josten is a famous actor. He’s sassy, talented, handsome and surprisingly clever. His most recent appearance in The film adaptation of ‘Simon Snow: Carry on’ Has everyone swooning over him.
However, popularity has its downsides. For Neil, that means the life he put behind him keeps rearing its ugly head time and time again. His close friend and fellow actor, Kevin Day tells him he needs to get a bodyguard, Neil can’t really put it off anymore especially since a new problem has arisen: a stalker.
When Neil meets Andrew Minyard he cannot see how he’s the agency’s top man. He’s 5”0, partially deaf and as sassy as Neil.
Andrew proves he's more than willing to put his life on the line to save Neil and he’s damn good at it too. It becomes difficult when his feelings begin to grow for the very person he’s been sent to protect and he finds himself thinking with his heart instead of his head. Neil might not be so keen on seeing Andrew in the line of fire either.
When the stalker situation grows even more dangerous, Andrew and Neil find themselves looking to each other for protection. But that puts them both in the line of fire.
tw: implied/referenced drug use, tw: implied/referenced child abuse, tw: stalking
my star by beepbooprobotnoises [Rated T, 10812 words, incomplete, last updated Aug 2021]
Andrew Minyard and Neil Josten are the picture perfect couple. Having grown close on set of their latest film, they are now Hollywood's favorite power couple. They have good looks, adoring fans, and very successful careers as actors. Attached at the hip in promotions, the two seem to be absolutely head over heels for each other. Their apparent affection has them being declared as "couple goals" across the nation.
There's only one problem. They can't stand each other.
tw: implied/referenced abuse
The Morning AUs - A Compilation by scribbleb_red [Rated T-E, collection, last updated May 2021[
Chapter 2: The Scars - (Sculptor Neil x Muse Andrew AU)
"Three years ago Neil (a reclusive but renown sculptor) met Andrew (a nobody going nowhere). Andrew had found Neil’s cat, hiding under his car. Neil took a liking to Andrew. Andrew could see Neil was full of secrets, but the snark and the intrigue kept him coming back."
And then he finds out what Neil is doing and Andrew leaves. This is the story of their reunion.
tw: implied/referenced abuse
unhappier than most [discontinued] by orphan_account [Rated M, 25674 words, incomplete, last updated Sept 2020]
five years ago, neil josten made a promise to never take another role again - even if that meant losing himself.
but now, with his co-star andrew minyard at his side, and a new family behind him, he begins to think maybe getting better isn't so impossible after all.
(two love stories: one fictional on-screen, and one real off-screen).
[edit: DISCONTINUED]
tw: implied/referenced child abuse, tw: implied/referenced rape/noncon, tw: anxiety, tw: suicidal ideation, tw: panic attack
The Lucky Ones by shellreads [Not Rated, 16736 words, incomplete, last updated June 2020]
After years of living on the run, Neil Josten is offered a role on The Foxes, one of the most popular shows on television. Accepting is probably one of the most foolish things he could do; he would be exposing himself to everything he had spent years running from. But Neil can't help himself.
Idk if this has been done before but it's an actors au! All characters and relative plot belong to Nora Sakavic !!
tw: implied/referenced abuse
Art
Actor Neil Josten by @hi-raethia [tumblr, 2020]
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savior-negan · 2 years ago
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Plotted starter for @intheirabsence
There he was. Doomed and forced to stay in this room with the woman he had to protect. A woman that somehow more seemed to be a little brat, a little girl captured in a grown body she knew exactly how to use. Or did she? The way she moved had some grace but also a playfulness Negan couldn’t look away from, that was for sure. Clover was nothing like he expected when he agreed on this job after Simon had been torturing him with endless speeches of why this was the perfect chance for Negan to get back on track again. After the loss of Lucille, after failing his duty so terribly, he had lost himself in endless sorrow and drugs that should keep him alive and still did the exact opposite, but why would Negan care? He stopped caring about himself the day Lucille died in front of him and nothing ever mattered to him again. Not until now.
Now Clover was his new protégée. A daughter from a well known family running some shady mafia business, but nothing impressed or scared Negan these days so this was as good as ever. A part of him had hoped that protecting a daughter from an overprotective mob boss would be at least more bearable than dealing with the typical celebrity brats, but damn how wrong he was. Clover had a foul mouth and a way too pretty one as well. Negan couldn’t change the fact that he immediately noticed how fucking attractive she was and that in his past he would have definitely hit on her. But no, never with a client again. Never with the one he had to protect. Never. He was her bodyguard. Nothing more, nothing less even if Clover seemed to expect some more out of this as well. Or was he just making that up to feel still desired?
It was strange cause a part of her seemed so unaware of herself, of the presence she had and how much power it probably had on others. The reason her father probably protected and locked her away like damn Rapunzel. But on the other hand she was confident enough to have a sassy mouth and play with it. With the attention, especially from a man like Negan who seemed way out of her league age wise and definitely not like the chosen son her father would want for her. This was a dangerous game for both of them and somehow Negan even thought about quitting right away to leave again, but after all he was still here. Still in this room while her father had an important event downstairs where she wasn’t allowed to attend.
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Maybe just this one night. He could still leave and quit after this one thing. Go back to his drugs that waited patiently on his nightstand. Have a few drinks at his favorite bar. Fuck a pretty girl that reminded him of Lucille. There was still time for that and he just had to pass some hours unless this wouldn’t get more awkward. For now he was just taking a deep breath, his head turning to the side to look out of the window while he sat in the chair next to her door, fingers scratching along his scruff. “Are you never allowed to join the fun downstairs? Or is that super important event your father holds today a special one and he just wants to keep you from men who want to fall on their knees to lick your fucking feet?”
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