#Sim is a little shit

[exosorcery]

EMERGENCE! A Kel’Dor Pouching Story

It’s happening! It’s happening!

Sim is the creator of a blog ABOUT Kel’ Dors, for NON- Kel’ Dors. He harvests raw video materials from all over the place, however he can - and tonight, guess what’s up for discussion? That’s right.

Pouching is an extremely guarded and private rite in the life of a Kel’ Dor family. It’s also the most painful part of the childbearing experience for a female. She is extremely slight in the midsection to start with, AND that tiny space needs to (A) push two melon sized eggs through tiny extrusions in the abdominal wall into her pouches and (B) open the pouch pockets on the exterior of her abdomen so the amniotic fluid can drain. Mum is in pain, the puppy pads she’s been sleeping on for a week are drenched, and her protective maternal hormones are in overdrive. THIS is not a welcome intrusion, to put it mildly. 

Male Kel’ Dors are raised knowing full well that a female in this state is NOT to be trifled with. Just... hold her hand. That is all... (Sim’s maternal GGmother sent her mate to the Emerg. for sixty eight stitches during a pouching event, once upon a time).   

And for Force’s sake, keep the kids OUT. 

Not sure what happened here. I DO know what Sim’s next life lesson will be though.

(Sim’s blog gig (for Dor”shan/about Kel’ Dors) was inspired by an initiative taken on by the Helsinki city government in the 2000′s... Get talented kids to be the ambassadors for the city, and the local culture. Sim’s skills with public speaking, Graphic Arts and Design and Video Editing got him the job).

Enjoy!

[jeena-says-hi]

Nobody:

Jonny Sims with every character ever:

[thebreadmantm]

More cats! This obsession will never stop-

I only realized halfway through that @ultramarinaa already made an official cat!sasha deign but I was so attached to the tabby and I really wanted Tim to be grey so I cheated. I guess this is just my own headcannon of it-

I mostly did this for my own reference though so it’s not too serious I guess

Anyway Elias is miserable with all his cat employees and Jon is a silly little guy who doesn’t know how to cat

[s0akie]

Honestly? I really love how TMA handled Jon's asexuality.

Asexuality is complex and multi-layered. To understand it fully is to understand the many different types of attraction there is out there, and how to differentiate them from one another. Which is already a complicated enough task when you're ace/aro spec- But even more so when you're Allo, as most of those attractions seem to just morph together.

So, of course Melanie (and potentially Georgie) would phrase it as "He just doesn't."

While I would not have minded for asexuality to be name dropped, this is just as good- if not better. It feels in character, it feels realistic. It tells us something about the characters themselves and how they view and understand Jon's sexuality. That they see it in its most bare bone sense : not having sex.

Whether or not Jon is aware of his own sexuality is entirely up to interpretation as well. While I do have my own personal headcanons, it's perfectly reasonable to assume that he could have phrased it this way himself- Either because that is how he understands it, or just because it is the easiest way to explain it to someone who isn't ace.

All in all! In my opinion, this was really well handled, especially considering it is like, five lines of dialogue in a 200 episodes long Horror/Tragedy podcast.

[saragrosie]

As promised, incredibly stupid s4-5 drawings

[retrotrait]

My Roommates a Vampire Passenger Princess

[cinamun]

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[buglaur]

for a girl whose never built anything from scratch before i'd call this a triumph

[ccycloneblogging]

Happy Eclipse day, everybody!

[rebouks]

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[button mashing] Robin: Did you tell Harry to hit on Alex? Levi: I might’ve suggested she’d be open to it. Robin: She said no! Levi: She changed her mind! [Robin scowled, folding his arms tightly; he wished Levi was lying, but he wasn’t] Levi: C’mon dude, give me a little credit-.. I wouldn’t have done anything unless she asked me to. Robin: Sorry. Levi: Whatever-.. she’s better than Maddy, it’ll be fine. … Levi: Are you jealous? Robin: Shh. Levi: You should’ve said-… Robin: SHHHH! Levi: No freaking WAY, dude-.. those are worth hundreds! Robin: I KNOW!!!

[bandtrees]

they would get divorced in one universe just to find eachother in another one

alternatively titled: sometimes you're the level-headed token flesh-head impulse-control-and-polycule-member of a stubborn, eccentric, and hearty telephone-headed drug addict, and there's cruelty in the world you deem fit to suicidally fight, and that either goes about as well as you'd expect it to, or you learn about love and the value of your life and junk along the way

[queenofthedork]

I'm gonna be your bubblegum bitch💋

[dricacchi]

my favorite part about tma s5 is everyone telling jon "careful or i'll kill ya" and his overpowered, power word: kill, bratty ass going like lmaoooo big if true

[moomeecore]

wait. what the fuck do you mean "princess celestia gifted them". why did she have them. why did she have them twilight sparkle awnser me

[sunshinepixels]

The florida neighborhood I made like 2 summers ago and never posted

[cinamun]

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