#Shuumatsu no Valkyrie Humans

[bones4thecats]

Hello! Could I please request Adam, Brunhilde and Goll with a fem, goddess of destiny reader? Reader looks awfully young, but is actually older than most gods, she's quite powerful considering she can control the destiny/fate of anything, including death, wining/losing etc, she also loves humanity a lot, so she sides with humanity in Ragnarok

Thanks if you have time for my request :D!

A/N: I spent a whole 45 minutes writing this and two other pieces, so hopefully they all are good Anon! I tried my best since this was my first RoR writing so, enjoy~~

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This guy knew how old you were when he had seen you

You were there when the gods sent him and Eve away and on Earth, and he knew how much you fought to get them to stay

Seeing you side with humanity gave him a bit of happiness, knowing you still cared for them

In fairness, he saw how you were blocked from manipulating fate, so it was fair

He definitely spent some time with you alongside Eve and their sons

Adam definitely saw how you have seen humanity as your children, whom you had guided throughout their many lives, including Adam and Eve

When he died, your face was one of the last he thought of, knowing you’d watch over his sons and wife after his death

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When Brunhilde had stood up to the gods, you stood up alongside her, shocking your former allies

The Valkyrie smiled as you walked alongside her outside

You saw humanity as the people you were responsible for, without them, who would you have?

Brunhilde stood beside you throughout her debacle of finding humans worthy of battle

As the one who basically oversaw every human to walk earth, you recommended many of them, including Lü Bu and Jack the Ripper

You were banned from using your destiny powers to affect the battles outcomes, and was surprised how okay you were with it

Destiny is something that must be embraced, but seeing how your ‘children’ fell to the gods hurt, causing her feel the same, as she lost her siblings alongside

Seeing Kojiro win made you happy, knowing he was safe and that Brunhilde had her sister safe, she just smiled and chuckled as you yelled at the gods, cursing them for ever doubting humanity

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Göll has adored you for years

You were close to Brunhilde because of your conversion to Humanity’s side

She was by your side when Brunhilde wouldn’t let her to cling

The youngest Valkyrie clung to you when she watched her sisters die from battle

Definitely sees you as a mother figure, especially after she saw how you treated Kojiro and Jack after their separate wins

The powers you hold scares Göll to an extent, as she knows you won’t use them against humanity

Though, she’s still scared of you

The way your scolded and cursed the gods, including the rest of your pantheon who wanted humanity’s destruction, was something that scarred many, even Poseidon himself

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#183 Baby Fever

Do you THINK Hades is gonna stop at ONE baby?... YOU WISHED-

Your Eldest son came to visit from his boarding school...to find out his father felt empty nest syndrome the five minutes he left...and now your...very much pregnant-

Y/n*Smilling seeing your son after months* It's okay. You've been busy, Point is, you're here today. Now, give your mama a hug!~

Teen!Son*Gives you a weak one-armed hug*Oh, yeah, okay-

Y/n*grimly, pupils becoming smaller* I spent thirty-seven hours squeezing you out of my body, and this is what I get?

Teen!Son: O-Oh, I just didn't want to—

Y/n*threateningly*Give your mother a hug

Teen!Son*nervously with a squeaky voice nods* Okay.

You and him share a tight, warm hug

Part 2 of:

[recreationalfanfics]

Hello, I really love how you seem to have such a good read on RoR characters! Kinda shy asking this because I swore I read Record of Ragnarok for the action and backstories but it’s hard to contain my simping…. (๑꒪̇⌄꒪̇๑)

May I request some headcanons for Poseidon x a shy but kind human fem!MC? The idea I had in mind was that some thousands of years ago, Aphrodite, annoyed with Poseidon’s indifference to her charms, “cursed” him with a soulmate. This soulmate turned out to be MC who wasn’t even born yet back then. The plot will take place sometime before the actual human vs. gods battles start, so maybe during some preparation period where they’re setting up the stadium and all that? During this period, the human audience had already been “teleported” there (I don’t think they ever elaborated on how the humans all just end up watching the ragnarok) MC is one of these humans and coincidentally happened upon Poseidon during her stay. Of course, the soulmate stuff won’t magically make Poseidon have a complete change on humankind, but I was hoping he’d gradually soften up to her even if he won’t admit it.

As for what kind of soulmate AU, maybe the type where the first words your soulmate says to you is inscribed somewhere on your body? I think it’ll be fun to have her say something to him, he realizes but doesn’t say anything back so she just doesn’t know until much later.

Hopefully this isn’t too detailed or convoluted (๑•́‧̫•̀๑) And thank you so much in advance if you decide to write this! And if it’s not too much to ask, please don’t kill off Poseidon, but I also don’t want Sasaki to die either… maybe Poseidon will choose to forfeit (after fighting at first) because his soulmate is amongst the humans that will be eliminated if gods win? •ू(ᵒ̴̶̷᷄ωᵒ̴̶̷᷅*•ू) )੭ु⁾⁾

THIS REQUEST IS SO CUTE OMG!? I'M MORE THAN HAPPY TO WRITE THIS FOR YOU BUT ALSO, UR SO VALID FOR WANTING NIETHER OF THEM TO DIE, IDK WHY BUT THIS ANIME MAKES ME ATTATCHED TO BOTH THE GODS AND THE HUMANS-

Either way, I hope I did well, this was my first time writing for Poseidon!

- Consider how vain these two can be sometimes, it's only natural that they would butt heads often but when Poseidon dared to claim that Aphrodite truth wasn't as fair as she claimed herself- no, that she KNEW herself to be- she just couldn't allow this injustice to stand.

- He cherished absolutely nothing, he appreciated absolutely nothing. So she took it upon herself to change that. After all, it was HER who was the Goddess of Love. So she decided to pull a little trick

- Now, lets flashforward (to modern? ancient? Idk, man, heaven time??) and Poseidon has been summoned to his match. A match he felt was pointless but, whatever, who was he to deny his brother?

- Gracing the God's hall and going to his room to prepare and shield himself from sharing the same air as humans; imagine his surprise when he sees you.

- You're pathetic. Skittish, looking around like a confused mutt, and looking as disgusting as the rest of your kind. He knows your human alone and he's offended that you had the AUDACTIY to walk INTO THE AREA WHERE THE GOD'S RESIDE, AND EVEN STAND IN FRONT OF HIS DOOR.

- In reality, you weren't trying to piss anyone off. You had gotten separated from the rest of the humans and accidentally found yourself in a part of the arena you weren't familiar with.

- You were so relieved when you looked and saw another person in the hallway with you! Maybe you could ask them for directions. Poseidon did not know why you were approaching him so casually but he did NOT like it, like, AT ALL.

- Since your soulmates, maybe the reason why you don't feel his threatening aura like other gods and humans do is because some part of you just can't find it in you to fear him. He takes this as a sign of disrespect.

- You do feel anxious, however, he was such an attractive man but he absolutely did not look pleased to see you and you assumed he was just having a bad day.

- "H-Hello, I don't mean to trouble you!" You call out, your voice quiet and filled with uncertainty.

- He narrows his eyes at you, absolutely enraged by the idea of you approaching him so casually. You filthy little worm, he should destroy right-

- But then he takes a look at his wrist, he doesn't know why he does, a subconscious decision perhaps. But he side eyes you...odd, he makes sure to check his wrist. Oh well, he may as well grant you a few seconds of life.

- Then he checks his wrist and sees that the very first words you said to him...were on it. He looks from his wrist to you, who has no idea what's going on and honestly just wanted to find a way out of this big hallway.

- "U-Um, sir? I-I'm sorry, but do you know the way out?"

- He merely narrows his eyes at you before summoning his trident into his hands and thats when you realize; you're standing before a God. He says nothing to you and you instantly want to apologize but before you could, he just points in his trident into the direction he came from.

- You look at him, scared and confused, and he continues to stare at you with cold eyes. When he doesn't say or do anything for a few minutes you finally realized he was pointing the direction out.

- You apologize for the trouble and run like hell, his gaze following you.

- He observes you closely after that, believing this may be some kind of mistake. Thats why he didn't say anything to you, because a part of him was nervous. But he was mostly angry.

- It showed by when he barged into Aphrodite's room to DEMAND her what trickery she had stuped too and to undo it, she just smiles slyly and asks him: "What trickery?~"

- After some frustrating interrogation that goes NOWHERE...he finds himself staring at you quiet often, the mortals all cowering in fear when they feel his divine prescence. Not you, though, you never seem to notice him until you follow their stares and see his cold eyes, staring you down like you were gum under his new shoes.

- It's a very odd exchange, overall. Everyday, he'd show up at the most random of times and causing a stir among everyone else but yourself. Sometimes it'd even be multiple visits a day. Either way it confused you because the matches hadn't even started and already, you had somehow invoked a God's wrath.

- At least, that's what you thought at first until you noticed that he never did anything to really threaten your safety. Yes, watching you was a bit odd, but you find that you aren't really all that nervous about it anymore. Especially since with every visit, you believe that his gaze softens when they're set upon you.

- He kept his distance at first but then, once you started to take notice of him, you'd offer him to sit next to you as you sat in the beautiful fields that surrounded the arena or would be reading in one of the vast nearby libraries. Originally he would just walk away and as time went on he slowly began to warm up to you.

- Like a cat. tbh.

- He couldn't help it, at least, it FELT like he couldn't help it. He didn't know if it was your bond as soulmates, the unyielding kindness that he originally saw as foolish and niave, or overall just your quiet nature until you saw your friends.

- Either way, the more he began to see you, the more he could look past your flaws (which was being a human) and start to appreciate the things about you the made you beautiful.

- Don't get me wrong, he was definetly in denial for the longest time so he would kinda start off with small things. Like it goes from: "Oh, at least they bowed their head to my statue, thats a redeemable quality, at least." to "She is the epitome of perfection♡"

- You wouldn't really ever know that Poseidon's feelings towards you have grown, he hides it very well behind that stoic face that he wears and he hasn't even really spoken to you, yet. He doesn't know why but he feels like...the time isn't right. Despite his growing feelings, he truly isn't ready to accept a human as his soulmate yet.

- You just assumed he didn't talk much so you never pushed him too. Yeah, it mightve been a bit awkward at first but you appreciated his prescence, it brought you a new sense of comfort and peace that you never felt, not even when you were alive.

- When you made flower crowns in the gardens, you'd ask if you could decorate his trident for him and he gave you a deadpan stare before nodding his head in approval. He'd silently gesture you to follow him and show you a private pool whenever a say seemed a bit too hot for you and watch as you played in it, a soft smile growing on his face.

- He would even feel a bit of anger when he was with his fellow gods, listening to them generalize their hatred towards humanity. Usually Poseidon would join them but he couldn't bring himself too. After all, humanity was pesky and troublesome but some of them weren't that bad.

- They could be sweet, they could be unfailingly kindhearted and empathetic...They could be you. So he'd just glare distastefully but never say anything, but he didn't need to as everyone slowly stopped talking after sensing they somehow upset him.

- He spent a lot of his time with you during the days that led up to his match, you were unsure of who to root for; since it's true that humanity would be wiped out if the God's continued to win but at the same time, you didn't want to see Poseidon get hurt.

- He picked you out from the crowd immediately and made eye contact with you, not even acknowledging his opponent as he stepped into the ring.

- Did he still look down on humanity? Yes. But...he supposed there were some good aspects to it. Good aspects like you.

- As the mythical creatures and gods from his side cheered him on, shouting insults towards the humans, and telling him to destroy them like the ants they were: his eyes were locked on your (e/c) eyes before he finally made a decision. Internally, he had just lost a battle within himself in that moment...but he wasn't upset about it.

- So he interrupts Heimdall's introduction speeches as he addresses the whole crowd, "I FORFIET THIS MATCH!"

- Shock and bafflement was all that could be heard from both sides of the arena. They couldn't have possibly heard him right, though, after all: He was Poseidon, the beautiful God of the Sea, there was no way he would just-

- Then he looked at you and your heart leapt at hearing his voice for the first time. His eyes became gentle as they stared into yours, "I will fight for humanity. For some of you are worthy yet."

- You didn't respond for a bit, not noticing how the words "I will fight for humanity" appeared on your wrist, but he did. And he knew that even if Aphrodite had "cursed" him, that it truly didn't bother him. You were made for him. His perfect mortal♡

- This was only proven when you broke out of your shocked trance faster than anyone and cheered his name happily, your shyness lost as you joyfully cheered his name, causing him to visibly smile in front of everyone.

[fekoff]

do you understand my vision?

[la-hannya]

Since I haven't seen anyone post it

Here's the Hokusai illustration Tandava Karma Shiva vs Raiden Tameemon in episode 10

[ale-chii]

RECORD OF RAGNAROK

[solvrized]

adam should have won his battle against zeus.

[crehador]

and y'all chose jack the ripper as one of them?!

[eug3ol]

I present to you all, low quality and variety of Jesus!!

You want surprised Jesus? Judgmental Jesus? Excited Jesus or pretty Jesus? We have everything in this store!

(his reactions aren't as funny as Ares' tho :3)

[chaoticpersontale]

I officially have a favorite now

Anime/manga: shuumatsu no valkyrie

[bones4thecats]

Hello! I saw that you're taking request for SnV! Can you make a Simo Häyha x Reader where both are enemies in war in real life (pre-SnV) then became lovers when they got reincarnated (following the events of SnV)? Anyways, it's up to you if it'll be a one-shot or a headcanon, just take your time and have a nice day!

A/N: My second piece in one day, holy my hands are dying rn... anyways, enjoy~~

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Simo was an Finnish Sniper, while you were a Soviet-sided (not saying the reader is Russian) sniper

You were destined to be enemies, ever since that accursed war began

You personally didn’t believe in what your country allied itself with, the place that the lands had been turning into and you just wanted the eventual huge war to end

After you and him lived through the war and eventually passed away, you met in Valhalla when you were revealed to fight alongside in the same round as the deadliest snipers in history

It was fair, karma bit you guys in the asses, huh?

(If he loses his round)

You guys held onto each other with such care and understanding that it made humanity weep, knowing the love you now carried for one another was revealed and tragic

After being reincarnated, you met one another and eventually married, showing the love you couldn’t at the arena

(If he wins his round)

Watching your enemy fade into nothing was hard, gripping onto him for support from your injured leg was tough, yet nice

You knew your pain was shared and the adoration eventually blossomed into a slow-burning love story, one meant for the history books

[luxthestrange]

RoR Incorrect quotes#157 Asskickin' outfit

God/dess*Turns around ready to fight you* So you finally arrived-WHAT the hell are you wearing?

Y/n*In Pink Gown, feathered boa, Glorious makeup, Nails done and a Tiara, Double birds out*IT'S MY ASS-KICKING OUTFITT BITCH!?!

[tsukisanitysblog]

⚡️Nikola Tesla vs Beelzebub🖤: 🕯The Light of Humanitu has Gone out.......🕊

[yourdicc]

me when Shuumatsu no Walküre opening 1

[ayzscream]