#Shitposting on main

[haley-harrison]

[modern AU]

Odysseus: Bundle up, love, it's muggy outside.

Penelope: ...If I go out and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I'm divorcing you.

Odysseus: *sips coffee from a bowl*

[eggo-tistical]

making this in about five minutes was cathartic don’t question it

[yardikins]

Hi Skyblr is this anything

[rookinthecrownest]

Rook’s decision making process

[did-sm1-say-catfish]

yk what i find interesting? that many shows are mocked for having a structure in each episode - a pattern. well, yeah, steven, supernatural is repetitive, i eat it up every single time tho. you get tired of it? crazy. good luck with that, i eat an insane amount of mac and cheese. how about grow some balls.

[indigo-scribbles]

It's time for quality content XD

Inspired by a meme.

I borrowed that leash from Marzipan, he didn't mind ✪ ω ✪

Also Marzipan as Cheewbaka is cracking me up

[mademoisellesarcasme]

[to the tune of apple bottom jeans]

mozzarella cheese and balsamic vinegarrrrr

she got the olive oil salt and pepperrrr

[allbridgesburn]

Hello everyone! Some updates, because I know I've been an awful blogger these past few weeks (again, i'm more active on twitter, i recc looking for signs of life over there).

AO3 user GoldenKanekalon wrote a wasteland fic!!!! (i am still not over it, i may continue fangirling over this fact until I'm old and gray). It's a Mallory POV after chapter 8, with a delicious gothic vibe and a messy girl-dad Coriolanus Snow that had me shedding some tears. Please check it out and leave a kind word, because it's truly a GREAT PIECE: Paint the Roses Red by GoldenKanekalon💙 🥹

I've finally started writing chapter 9 (yes, it does seem like my main incentive for writing is audience interaction. who would have THOUGHT). I've had a terrible case of writer's block these past few weeks ngl, but I think I've managed to conquer it for now. It sure feels good to be finally moving forward with the fic!

I'm also almost finished with a oneshot of a Coryo POV of one of the scenes from ch8 (i thought picking through his psychotic brain would help me finally pick up the pen--uh, keyboard, again, and it worked! thank you LOSER!). I might post it this week - probably as a 'sequel' work connected with the main story, as I have some other wasteland related oneshots / codas I'd like to tackle in the future, so it may be a good idea to just keep them all in one place.

To answer the messages I got about abandoning wasteland - I assure you, again, I /am/ going to finish this story. I know it's been a long time. I hate it too. But we will get there, I promise!

And to everyone who's been supportive of this project and who's been listening to me moan about it on twitter and patting my back - thank you! You are the gems that make me want to keep writing 💙

[strawberriesshi]

while guilty gear is still trending, here’s a list of cishet guilty gear characters:

thank you for reading

[empressofmankind]

That moment when you realise that the Dino AU is a modern AU

Which means Cai can drag Croc and Shivs to a karaoke bar

@tiredemomama - I neeeedddd

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

bruh I legit said “get your foot outa your mouth” to a real human bean. I didn’t even mean it like metaphorically I legit had to tell this tiny fucker to get his actual foot outa of his actual mouth. Bro how you even bend like that?

[haley-harrison]

I see your "when does a cabbage become a meteor", and I raise you

"when does a cabbage become a meat-eater?"

[amarcia]

Bant: What's an orgasm

Obi-Wan: When you fold paper to look like birds

Siri: That's oregano bitch

[yardikins]

Jumping on this meme- The guy they’re gonna have to kill is one or both of their fathers

[rca-ryzies-ralley]

How does one /J an entire post

[eryanlainfa]

Vat7k memes no one asked for, except it's of my version (so lots of Aiden)