#She was a real one
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Season 3 Brooklynn was goated and probs the best version of her we got
#rip Brooklynn#you will be missed#can't actually believe that I am siding with the “brooklynn is dead” theory like#theres already a lot of evidence to suggest she is#shame#she was a real one#lol#thats what happens when you piss about in places you shouldn't be for too long I guess#brooklynn jwcc#camp cretaceous#jwcc#jurassic world chaos theory#chaos theory#jurassic world camp cretaceous#jwct
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Rody when Vince sautés his ex-gf
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Pouring one out for orange top hat fairy
#she was a real one#dimension 20#neverafter#brennan lee mulligan#ally beardsley#brian murphy#emily axford#lou wilson#siobhan thompson#zac oyama
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oddly obsessed with them rn ngl
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tfw you don't know if you don't like a book, or if you just really don't like the larger trend it's part of.
I deviated from my usual fare to read a contemporary novel that has the featured couple doing IVF, and it takes a huge toll on their marriage. The wife is desperate to have a baby, and after she does a risky financial thing for another round of IVF, her husband gets mad, goes out and gets drunk, and cheats on her (which he does not disclose at the time). They reconcile, but then he finds out he got the girl he cheated with pregnant. The rest of the novel centers around her forgiving him and deciding she's okay to raise the child her husband had with another woman (who gives up the baby willingly).
The thing is, whatever other critiques there might be, why does it seem like so many novels that focus on a child coming from cheating have it be the man who fathers the child and his long-suffering wife having to forgive him and come to terms with raising a child that is evidence of that infidelity in order for a happy ending to be had? Is it really that happy? Where are the reverse stories, where the FMC cheats and gets pregnant and her spouse has to deal with that? I can think of at least three fictional stories and one real-life one where that's the case. The only story I can think of where the reverse is true is a one-off episode in Call the Midwife.
#ask to tag#I also have very strong feelings about ''you have to forgive them'' narratives#but I do think this one is about misogyny#anyway shoutout to catelyn stark#she was a real one#also if anyone does know of any books where the fmc cheats and gets pregnant and her spouse stays...hmu
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does anyone else think romeo was a hoe?? like if he loved long enough he definitely would've fallen in love with another woman 🤷
#listen#i love romeo and juliet#BUT#everyone was stupid#especially the nurse#she was a real one#but god i hate her#romehoe#romeo and juliet
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So there’s a trend going round where you draw Miku inspired by your own culture and normally I just sit those out bc i’m from England but then the image of her covered in fake tan with the full chav makeup and sloppily bleached blue pigtails popped into my head and i almost threw up laughing. So here’s bri’ish Miku. She smells like impulse body spray and spent the last 30 minutes arguing with the teacher who told her to take her coat off. It’s chewsday innit
edit: i fucked up with the cigarette i know it’s the wrong way round blease stop making fun of me 😔💔
#what do i call her. chav miku?#chav miku#hatsune miku#she will call you a sket behind your back but she’ll let you borrow her deodorant after PE. she’s a real one
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« To love is to hate. To love is to look into the the soul of another and to not be able to bear to see its rough edges and its every awkward little bumps. To love is to want to pick up the blades of a scissor and hack and chop and mutilate beyond recognition. » - Good Ol' Tony, she was a real one.
#harseer#curtains on#hear see#on love#To love is to hate#Antonia Whisk#she was a real one#shame about The Horrors
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I work at a CCRC, and have for the better part of the last 14 years. I have gotten used to residents passing. It is part of the deal working here. It is unavoidable.
But today, we lost one that seemed, untouchable. She was in her 100's still singing and playing piano every week.
It has been a very long time since a resident's death has made me cry, but this one... has me sitting in my office crying.
She was a legend. She has lived here since before I started.
She was a staple in this building, and her loss will truly be felt by everyone here.
I'm glad it's Friday at least. No one else is in the C-suite today, so no one can see my red puffy eyes.
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The squad of all time has arrived on scene.
#dungeon meshi#mithrun#Cithis Ofri#Pattadol#Fleki#Lycion#Otta#Happy Canary Debut Day! These guys wont really get to be very present until the next season of Dungeon Meshi#But I can still be excited to see them animated!!!#Shout out to Pattadol - I also tend to occupy 'The Punchline' niche of the friendgroup.#The punchline differs from 'The Jester' who willingly absorbs the jokes. The punchline is often unwillingly the joke.#You are either the one no one likes or the well beloved little-sibiling-esque friend. Good luck figuring out which!#Yes it is canon that Otta is into Women. YES she dates younger women and dumps them when they age.#This isn't a fan made bit. It's real.#Dungeon Meshi has no romance but it does have canonically queer characters.#Shipping is fine and all but it is a running theme in the series than *everyone* who expresses romantic interest in someone -#-finds that love unrequited. Just something to be mindful of to measure your expectations of this series!#Ah! In other housekeeping notes; I'm going to *try* and add Alt Text to my dungeon meshi thurday posts going forwards.#I might not be able to do it day of but I will try to get it done within a week.
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.
we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."
at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.
the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.
the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.
what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.
here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.
#this is true#writeblr#warm up#relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes#amongst the Siblings#is like - ''this is so good u will love it''#while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting#like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good''#to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good#(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and#like. we're GONNA try the new thing.)#edit to answer why we had so much vanilla:#my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house.#it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out''#even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter.#my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract#to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids#so like she was right to stock up#ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that#u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it#> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes#> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out)#listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9#when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it.#3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters#i am the middle child#out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite
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no more fan-ta-sizing about it! everything's already changed~
#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fhjy#figueroth faeth#riz gukgak#adaine abernant#fabian seacaster#gorgug thistlespring#kristen applebees#fh class quangle#my! class swap thing! I guess this is like the poster for it now#got overinvested and finished it properly instead of winging it lol#in closeup order: cleric!gorgug; bard!riz; rogue!fabian; sorcerer!kristen; barbarian!fig; artificer!adaine#this one does have the harpoon gun I'd give fabian during sophomore year but literally only figured out for this piece lol#I like how it looks tho Im glad I hashed it out#thinking abt power armor adaine a lot tbh... she has the transhumanist audacity. she's villain-adjacent enough#to attempt unspeakable acts of body improvement#(its funny bc to wear a rig like that would Also demand a certain level of physical strength from you)#also yeah this is the thing with riz holding a megaphone that got me considering#its fun! it fits the aesthetics! maybe it'd grant him range for bardics#maybe he gets to keep that Im just not sure how he'd carry it around lol#fig gets to have all of her makeup... I like almost never remember to draw it usually kdsjfhdjk listen. I just forgor#I always forget makeup is real#also dont ask me what's in kristen's thermos it Is usually tea but you truly never know#sometimes its soup. it can be lighter fluid. soap perhaps. hot chocolate#also if u come knocking on my door abt kristen's somatic in this piece: I wont be home#she gets to be gross especially bc shes funny and 17yo and gay. we give it to her#okay I. whoo I should lay down. finally I can move on to other things#cheers! wahoo. yahha perhaps
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How to calm down Roxy in FNAF security breach
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#roxanne wolf#fnaf roxy#glamrock chica#fnaf vanny#vanessa fnaf#security breach#fnaf fanart#This is canon I promise#this is the REAL way to calm Roxy down from having a breakdown#Vanessa would know shes been around the Glamrocks a lot#it’s fool proof simply#Roxy just needs a positive presence and Chica is definitely that 🩷#Roxy you’re so real for this#I THOUGHT this was a cute idea!!#seeing these two are featured a lot together#they are besties girl friends to ever be#it’s also nice to get to draw all the security breach gals together in one comic 🧡🤍🩷
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part 2 of my pining falin agenda aka I STAND WITH MARCILLE THAT DRESS WAS CUNT
part 1
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#dungeon meshi#falin touden#marcille donato#farcille#dungeon meshi spoilers#doodles#mine#in my to-do list that second image is described as 'visions of marcille tarted up dark magician style dancing in falin's mind'#making laios call the dungeon lord dress weird in part one is just compliance to canon characterization HE DOES NOT SPEAK FOR ME#i looove fashion and fashion as characterization so my headcanon is that marcille's epilogue style is a direct consequence of that dress#she realized that there was no escaping the resemblance to her mother bc it is now a proven fact that black brings out her cuntiferocity#also falin is wearing a chemise de la reine bc 1) plumage real estate 2) similar to her canon dresses and 3) booba
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Rhaenyra was so wild when she said "I make my way to the Red Keep, ring the bell, scale her wall, and enter the window."
I swear she reads Rhaenicent fanfics at night before bed.
#she's a real one#hotd spoilers#rhaenicent#alicent hightower#rhaenrya targaryen#hotd#house of the dragon#hotd season 2#hotd s2#house of the dragon season 2#greenqueenhightower#hotd s2 e3#hotd s2 ep3#the burning mill
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