#She has no idea

[mcswoon]

can't wait for the day @femraged gets to watch her second love die.

[ianthedreams]

Today I told one of my colleagues that I've had only a few hours of sleep recently because of nightmares and I was having problems concentrating because of that and she mentioned that she watched the sandman recently and said "I think you should talk to the sandman. Morpheus??? Yes him" and she was obviously unserious but in my head I was going absolutely feral. Like yeah I've been doing that.....I appreciate the suggestion tho

[askhaley]

EVERYBODY OUT OF MY WAY. I HAVE TYPE O NEGATIVE BLOOD. HALEY PICK ME FIRST-

Why are you all so desperate to have me drink your blood? I mean, I'm not objecting, but usually people like to keep their blood INSIDE their body.

[yelesomeblue]

It'll be late at night when they come back to sneak into the Plex.

For one thing and one thing only...

To snatch Elara while she's alone and whisk her away into a vent. Kidnapped!!

Elara is resting, plugged into her charger by the front desk. Sun and Moon had long since gone to bed up in their rooms in their tower to recharge, so she is alone and unaware of the approaching "danger". Unaware she is about to be kidnapped.

[ghoulodont]

my psychiatrist: you are so mentally stable and normal like the best you have been in a year maybe

me on the internet: guys i neeeeeed to be his dentist 🪥

[red1sg0n3]

Watching danganronpa v3 playthrough with Pink and shes already QUAKING.

[dilftrand-bell]

"You're eating her!? But you loved her so much!!"

Oh, Marcille...

[tirsynni]

My diabetic kitty's glucose sensor has been obtained! Tomorrow morning, she gets to enjoy a shave and a new bit of jewelery for a week or two, depending on how long the sensor lasts on her. 😂

[vesselmade-a]

i finally did it guys, i’ve convinced the bestie to watch jjk so tomorrow on my night off we’re gonna start watching it

[milocelium]

hehehehehehehehehe

[spoonietimelordy]

I talk with a professor about some of my issues with writing and one of the pieces of advice she gave me was to "imagine that I'm someone else writing it" and ma'am, you're not giving this advice to the right person sorry ^^'

I'm trying to stop doing that. That's part of the issue xD

[mountainofhistory]

💬 They say the Yoomer has been the getting bread from Nyalter more often than before. A lot more often. What dalliance be this? Or is it just another really insubstantial rumour printed in the Bunbunmaru?

"...It's good bread. And Lady Yuyuko likes it when I get bread. It always puts a smile on her face. Though I don't know why Aya would be reporting on someone like me anyway. I'm not really newsworthy."

[love-in-the-time]

[the-roadtrip-system]

the body's mother said "we all have a voice in our heads" and we were trying so hard not to laugh

trust me "mom", i am very familiar with that

[bolontiku]

The wife makes me chuckle some times - Christmas edition

A little sappy emotions under the cut. Don't look at me.

She the most difficult one to shop for really. We ain't care bout what we get others but she's in mom mode all the time. "I don't need anything, maybe some socks" it's a little infuriating.

Had her and the hubs come over for Christmas, the kids went with his mom up to Ohio. We did first Christmas with them. But we eat chit chat, the brother & hubs had time to chill as they were playing with the brothers new smoker. But the Lil sister and girl were leaving. Wife got present from Lil sister & girl, none for the hubs. They leave for the girls family place.

Hubs & brother come in time to open presents. Hubs opens his, happy, the brother happy, me omfg I got so much painting stuffs! Happy. The wife gets two boxes from me and two from the brother.

The brother "couldn't figure out what to get you, but it's not enough."

Her "it's fine. Omg! You got me so much! I love it" and she's not lying, you can tell from her face. She's happy.

Me "i kept buying throughout the year, but it's not enough"

Her "omg! I'm sure it is-" rips open both presents like a child, ecstatic at the amount of gifts I found. "Thank you two so much!".

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We don't have a mom, and she's our best friend. The brother and her hurl insults at each other (they share a birthday), but let someone else try it. Both will slice a bitches neck open without blinking for the other. We all know there is nothing I won't do for her. She leans on us, and we lean on her. She has no idea how much she is loved. She says we spoil her too much - we really don't. Anyhow. We are planning on attempting to buy her a painting from some artist she likes. Hopefully, we can get it in time for Christmas next year.

[pardonmydelays]

also my sister just randomly asked me if i saw moana because she really wants to watch it with me...