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jesus no

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SERVICE DOG PSA

So today I tripped. Fell flat on my face, it was awful but ultimately harmless. My service dog, however, is trained to go get an adult if I have a seizure, and he assumed this was a seizure (were training him to do more to care for me, but we didn’t learn I had epilepsy until a year after we got him)

I went after him after I had dusten off my jeans and my ego, and I found him trying to get the attention of a very annoyed woman. She was swatting him away and telling him to go away. So I feel like I need to make this heads up

If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down and in need of help

Don’t get scared, don’t get annoyed, follow the dog! If it had been an emergency situation, I could have vomited and choked, I could have hit my head, I could have had so many things happen to me. We’re going to update his training so if the first person doesn’t cooperate, he moves on, but seriously guys. If what’s-his-face could understand that lassie wanted him to go to the well, you can figure out that a dog in a vest proclaiming it a service dog wants you to follow him

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OK, I get the whole thing of gazing into the abyss and the abyss gazing back, but what if I choose to scream into it? Will it also scream? What if I just gradually escalate the situation until I can establish dominance over the abyss? What i-

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hi guys. woke up to this on my phone today. zero fucking recollection of writing this down

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which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

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oh no , the dog is drinking the wave equation

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i cannot let mamma mia be the reason develop an addiction to every substance on the planet

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we'll jump off that bridge when we get to it

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my toxic trait is simply not doing things if i don't want to do them

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evil.mp3

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the greatest picture ever taken

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google how to stop thinking about The Character

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a cute girl told me she has lots of plants in her house and i told her, for some fucking reason "damn the oxygen at your place must be mad crisp" and somehow still got her number so. chase your dreams. nothing is impossible apparently

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