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The Fellowship of Mind Altering Substance

Aragorn

Mostly just drinks straight whisky

If forced by Arwen to have a cocktail he will have a whiskey sour or an old fashioned

He can hold his liquor

Brings a flask to important feasts this annoys Arwen to no end

Chainsmoker

Enjoys getting high but not everyday likes to do it with friends preferably Gandalf or Faramir NOT the hobbits

Has tried a lot of drugs in his day but doesn’t really do any anymore

Boromir

Drinks shitty beer like Heinecken or Bud Lite

Smokes camels but not in front of the hobbits

Doesn’t do drugs and looks down on people who do except Faramir because “its medicinal for him”

Legolas

Oh boy where to begin

He knows a lot about wine from his dad but pretty much just drinks dessert wine

And fruity cocktails

Party drugs guy

Likes to do hallucinogenics in the woods

Pretends he smokes weed but doesn’t actually like it

Gimli

Knows a lot about beer and drinks it in public

But really likes fruity cocktails and drinks them at home with Legolas

He’s a bong and hookah smoker-really into that hashish

Has done hallucinogens in a spiritual context

Gandalf

Drink of choice is Absinthe

Has done all the drugs

Loves his weed though

Also likes mushrooms

Merry

Drinks Mike’s Hard Lemonade and boxed wine

Weed coniseur

He has a massive bong collection

Likes to hit Pippin’s vape

Has experimented with other drugs

Pippin

Vape rig everywhere kinda guy its strawberrybubblegum flavored

He drinks shitty alcohol: white claw, smirnoff iced, bud lite seltzer

Does weed but with a dab pen

Has done molly, ketamine, and LSD

Sam

Sam drinks like craft beers and ciders

Is really into his local microbreweries

Not a big smoker for either weed or tobacco but enjoys a pipe now and then

He grows really good weed but more as a planting challenge than for himself

He sells a lot to Merry

Trip supervisor

Frodo

Frodo is too anxious for most things and they fuck with his meds

Pre quest Frodo was a cider and fruity cocktails gay

He doesn’t drink or smoke afterwards they both make him anxious

He does micro dose on shrooms mecidinally thought

Has done ketamine in a medicinal context

Faramir

Doesn’t drink

Smokes weed but mostly medicinally

Eowyn

Smokes weed with Faramir

Drinks mead and beer

Goes out drinking with Sam since they’re both married to people who are sober

Bilbo

Likes a good wine he knows what’s good

His favorite cocktail is a margarita he’s a tequila bitch

Used to smoke tobacco til he adopted Frodo

Still smokes weed though

Arwen

Has a glass or wine with dinner

Used to smoke as a teenager for rebellious reasons

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why are people on tiktok shitting their pants that nara smith supports trump? are they seriously that surprised? she is a HOUSEWIFE that supports TRADITIONAL VALUES. that’s basically opening up a can labeled red paint and being sad when it’s not blue paint.

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if american girl’s thing is to inflict trauma on all of their historical characters, they shouldn’t have made nikki and isabel’s trauma about y2k, they should’ve had them attend woodstock 99.

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Saw 3 trial of Jeff was insane and probably has to be the best example of John's glaring hypocrisy. He put a guy though hell for grieving his son whom he lost just a few months ago. John. Buddy. You've been on a murderous frenzy over a fetus for almost a decade. Get outta here with this shit. "This can't be personal" my ass.

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Maybe SBN3 is like F Scott Fitzgerald because they’re both really bad people!

Y’all I need to yap about this and I really hope someone understands: SBN3 is a modern day F. Scott Fitzgerald and I will tell you why.

Both have put out notable works, with SBN3 putting out Class of ‘09, and Fitzgerald putting out The Great Gatsby. Both stories involve morally questionable characters that audiences tend to misinterpret, and ultimately ship.

In Class of ‘09, Nicole is a sociopath and because the original game is told from her perspective, she herself tends to be glamorized because she is an unreliable narrator. Despite all of the shitty things she has done, fans still try to paint this picture of her that she’s a misunderstood teenage girl. It wasn’t until Flipside where people saw Nicole’s true colors because it was from Jecka’s perspective, a perspective that wasn’t warped because it came from an outside party, a character that has been affected by her actions. Fans ship this idealized version of Jecka and Nicole despite the actual canon that Jecka recognizes that Nicole is a bad person. SBN3’s Flipside discourages fans from shipping the two because Nicole has done some significant damage on Jecka. Sound familiar?

Though Fitzgerald never commented on readers shipping Nick and Gatsby, he still made clear in the book that Nick was disgusted with Gatsby’s lifestyle despite is admiration. Similar to Class of ‘09, Nick is also an unreliable narrator. Though he expresses disapproval for Gatsby’s actions and lifestyle, Nick tends to leave out a couple things about himself that would paint a better picture of who he is. I think because the most recent movie painted a different picture, fans are more likely to believe that Nick was absolutely devoted to Gatsby. As far as the story goes, the book stands alone. Fitzgerald never officially added more to the story after The Great Gatsby was published like SBN3 has added onto the Class of ‘09 franchise, but what draws the two creators together is that they don’t intend for fans to ship their main characters due to their immoral nature, for shipping can distort the original traits these characters have.

That being said, you as a fan don’t have to follow any of this. You have free will and what you do in your own privacy is nobody’s business but your own. I’m not going to tell you who to ship and who not to ship. Maybe I’m reading into this too much but media literacy is also at a decline so there’s that.

If anyone has any other interpretations or comments, I’d love to hear them!

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Hey so I’ve done a lot more research on SBN3 and what he’s said and done and it changes the perspective I originally had when I wrote this. I also wrote the above post with a high fever so this was truly yapping.

Y’all I need to yap about this and I really hope someone understands: SBN3 is a modern day F. Scott Fitzgerald and I will tell you why.

Both have put out notable works, with SBN3 putting out Class of ‘09, and Fitzgerald putting out The Great Gatsby. Both stories involve morally questionable characters that audiences tend to misinterpret, and ultimately ship.

In Class of ‘09, Nicole is a sociopath and because the original game is told from her perspective, she herself tends to be glamorized because she is an unreliable narrator. Despite all of the shitty things she has done, fans still try to paint this picture of her that she’s a misunderstood teenage girl. It wasn’t until Flipside where people saw Nicole’s true colors because it was from Jecka’s perspective, a perspective that wasn’t warped because it came from an outside party, a character that has been affected by her actions. Fans ship this idealized version of Jecka and Nicole despite the actual canon that Jecka recognizes that Nicole is a bad person. SBN3’s Flipside discourages fans from shipping the two because Nicole has done some significant damage on Jecka. Sound familiar?

Though Fitzgerald never commented on readers shipping Nick and Gatsby, he still made clear in the book that Nick was disgusted with Gatsby’s lifestyle despite is admiration. Similar to Class of ‘09, Nick is also an unreliable narrator. Though he expresses disapproval for Gatsby’s actions and lifestyle, Nick tends to leave out a couple things about himself that would paint a better picture of who he is. I think because the most recent movie painted a different picture, fans are more likely to believe that Nick was absolutely devoted to Gatsby. As far as the story goes, the book stands alone. Fitzgerald never officially added more to the story after The Great Gatsby was published like SBN3 has added onto the Class of ‘09 franchise, but what draws the two creators together is that they don’t intend for fans to ship their main characters due to their immoral nature, for shipping can distort the original traits these characters have.

That being said, you as a fan don’t have to follow any of this. You have free will and what you do in your own privacy is nobody’s business but your own. I’m not going to tell you who to ship and who not to ship. Maybe I’m reading into this too much but media literacy is also at a decline so there’s that.

If anyone has any other interpretations or comments, I’d love to hear them!

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Y’all I need to yap about this and I really hope someone understands: SBN3 is a modern day F. Scott Fitzgerald and I will tell you why.

Both have put out notable works, with SBN3 putting out Class of ‘09, and Fitzgerald putting out The Great Gatsby. Both stories involve morally questionable characters that audiences tend to misinterpret, and ultimately ship.

In Class of ‘09, Nicole is a sociopath and because the original game is told from her perspective, she herself tends to be glamorized because she is an unreliable narrator. Despite all of the shitty things she has done, fans still try to paint this picture of her that she’s a misunderstood teenage girl. It wasn’t until Flipside where people saw Nicole’s true colors because it was from Jecka’s perspective, a perspective that wasn’t warped because it came from an outside party, a character that has been affected by her actions. Fans ship this idealized version of Jecka and Nicole despite the actual canon that Jecka recognizes that Nicole is a bad person. SBN3’s Flipside discourages fans from shipping the two because Nicole has done some significant damage on Jecka. Sound familiar?

Though Fitzgerald never commented on readers shipping Nick and Gatsby, he still made clear in the book that Nick was disgusted with Gatsby’s lifestyle despite is admiration. Similar to Class of ‘09, Nick is also an unreliable narrator. Though he expresses disapproval for Gatsby’s actions and lifestyle, Nick tends to leave out a couple things about himself that would paint a better picture of who he is. I think because the most recent movie painted a different picture, fans are more likely to believe that Nick was absolutely devoted to Gatsby. As far as the story goes, the book stands alone. Fitzgerald never officially added more to the story after The Great Gatsby was published like SBN3 has added onto the Class of ‘09 franchise, but what draws the two creators together is that they don’t intend for fans to ship their main characters due to their immoral nature, for shipping can distort the original traits these characters have.

That being said, you as a fan don’t have to follow any of this. You have free will and what you do in your own privacy is nobody’s business but your own. I’m not going to tell you who to ship and who not to ship. Maybe I’m reading into this too much but media literacy is also at a decline so there’s that.

If anyone has any other interpretations or comments, I’d love to hear them!

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2 kisses live in my mind rent free

1) Shawn and Angela's kiss after they got back together. The way they swapped the water and lip balm and then made out .. This moment has set up camp in part of my brain and has lived there for 20+ years (Yes, I'm old)

2) Penelope and Colin ( Surprise surprise) all of their kisses are my favourite but this kiss.. This is the one that made me forget to breathe..

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rly missing tiktok rn after ripping the penjamin

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he looks like he was on call the day of 9/11

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Peter Outerbridge as William Easton in Saw VI (2009)

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Contrary to the plot of The Producers, Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom would have been sentenced to more than 5 years in Sing Sing.

Hypothetically, these could be the charges of Max and Leo based on what they committed during the run of the show:

Max

1 count of investment fraud resulting in 10 years of prison

1 count of embezzlement resulting in 5 years if prison to be served consecutively

1 count of conspiracy to commit fraud resulting in 7 years in prison to be served concurrently with the fraud charge

1 count of theft by deception resulting in 8 years of prison to be served consecutively

5 counts of prostitution resulting in 5 years of prison, a year for each count

Max’s final sentence would be 28 years in prison.

Leo

1 count of investment fraud resulting in 7 years of prison

1 count of conspiracy to commit fraud resulting in 5 years in prison to be served concurrently with the fraud charge

1 count of aiding and abetting embezzlement resulting in 4 years of prison to be served consecutively

Leo’s final sentence would be 11 years in prison.

Leo was given a less harsh sentence because of his lack of criminal history before Springtime for Hitler and because he was hesitant at first, showing evidence of Max coercing him.

Along with prison sentence, the two would likely be forced to pay back the $2 million to their backers as restitution.

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also headcanon max as a streaming service is not named after hbo max but after max bialystock cause what they do with their productions is literally a money scam fraud

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do yall ever stretch so good that it feels like a dose of heroin? i’ve never tried heroin but i bet it feels like a good stretch.

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if saw takes place in new jersey, do you think they crossed paths with the view askewniverse? like do you think adam ever bought weed from jay and silent bob and he had to hear “fifteen bucks, little man. put that shit in my hand.”

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wow it’s so funny the second i post a tiktok about how people ignore trisha paytas’ antisemitic past, my account gets permanently banned, when other people on the app have said far worse!!!