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bialystock and bloom bialystock and bloom
#the producers#the producers 2005#leo bloom#max bialystock#ulla inga hansen#my art#ok so ummm watch the producers musical its bad
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Zero Mostel as Max Bialystock and Gene Wilder as Leo Bloom in The Producers (1967)
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I think they’re about to produce something. Idk though
#the producers#the producers 1967#max bialystock#leo bloom#leopold bloom#gene wilder#zero mostel#mel brooks
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“You’re making me extremely nervous…!”
#you know this wasn’t SUPPOSED to be ship art#it really wasn’t#but looking back on it … uhhh#up to viewer interpretation#The Producers#The Producers 1967#Gene Wilder#Zero Mostel#Mel Brooks#Fanart#mine**#Leo Bloom#Max Bialystock
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MAX BIALYSTOCK, LEOPOLD "LEO" BLOOM, and ULLA INGA HANSEN BENSON YANSEN TALLEN HALLEN SVADEN SWANSSON BLOOM from THE PRODUCERS
No Justification Submitted - Anonymous
#could polyamory have saved them#polls#the producers#max bialystock#leo bloom#leopold bloom#ulla inga hansen benson yansen tallen hallen svaden swanson bloom#polyamory#polyamorous#nonmonogamy#anonymous submission
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“Hey, we saw you from across the bar and loved your vibe”
#crazy photo#why’d they make them take this one#Sam got the preview of this post#the producers#mel brooks#leo bloom#max bialystock#nathan lane#matthew broderick
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literally my first thought was them
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"Where is 'Hold Me Touch Me'? [checking photos] Kiss Me Feel Me, Clinch Me Pinch Me, Lick Me Bite Me, Suck Me F— Ah, here she is."
- Lust (Source: Max Bialystock, The Producers)
#the producers#Max Bialystock#lust tmp#lust trivia murder party#lust doll#lust doll tmp#lust#trivia murder party 2#trivia murder party#redacted#redacted tmp#redacted trivia murder party#[redacted]#trivia murder party dolls#trivia murder party host#shittymurdergames#trivia murder party 1
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Here u go tumblr ❤️
#the producers#the producers 2005#leo bloom#leopold bloom#max bialystock#🫣🫣🫣🫣#THESE TWO HAVE THE BEEN THE ONLY THINK IVE THOUGHT ABOUT#WAHWEWOOWOOWOWIE#drops this and disappears again#my posts
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Contrary to the plot of The Producers, Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom would have been sentenced to more than 5 years in Sing Sing.
Hypothetically, these could be the charges of Max and Leo based on what they committed during the run of the show:
Max
1 count of investment fraud resulting in 10 years of prison
1 count of embezzlement resulting in 5 years if prison to be served consecutively
1 count of conspiracy to commit fraud resulting in 7 years in prison to be served concurrently with the fraud charge
1 count of theft by deception resulting in 8 years of prison to be served consecutively
5 counts of prostitution resulting in 5 years of prison, a year for each count
Max’s final sentence would be 28 years in prison.
Leo
1 count of investment fraud resulting in 7 years of prison
1 count of conspiracy to commit fraud resulting in 5 years in prison to be served concurrently with the fraud charge
1 count of aiding and abetting embezzlement resulting in 4 years of prison to be served consecutively
Leo’s final sentence would be 11 years in prison.
Leo was given a less harsh sentence because of his lack of criminal history before Springtime for Hitler and because he was hesitant at first, showing evidence of Max coercing him.
Along with prison sentence, the two would likely be forced to pay back the $2 million to their backers as restitution.
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fnaf producers au where its at the legal part and its like "Id like to say something, your honor! Not on my behalf, but in reference to my partner, Mr.Afton….your honor, ladies and gentleman of the jury, William Afton is the most selfish man i've ever met in my life….not only is he a liar, and a cheat, and a scoundrel, and a crook, who has taken money from little ol' kids, he has talked people into doing things, especially me, that they would have never in a thousand years have dreamed of doing. But your honor, as I understand it, the law was created to protect people from being wronged. Your honor, whom has William Afton wronged? I mean whom has he really hurt? Not me. Not me. I was…this man….No one had ever called me Henry before, I mean, I know that's not a big legal point, but even in kindergarten, most kids just called me "Emily"…I never played a show before, I mean with someone else, I never played a show with someone else before. This man….this man….this is a wonderful man. He made me what I am today…he did. And what of the dear children? what would have been of their lives without William Afton? William Afton who made them laugh, and cheer, and have fun. That's all I have to say."
#credit to @willstapeworms for contributing basically everything to this au lmao#shhh no one tell henry about the murder happening in fredbears#hes gay and clueless#let him remain that way lmao#fnaf#five nights at freddy’s#producers#Producers musical#max bialystock#leo bloom#william afton#henry emily#willry
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Ulla: You and Mr. Bloom go to motel? 👀
#leo bloom#Max Bialystock#leopold bloom#ulla#the producers#the producers (1967)#not canon per se but the movie is played like a romcom#listen I can only about two things Ulla was thinking in this scene#1 - these bitches are gay? good for them . 2 - we're about to have a threesome?#achillean archives#not a 'canonical' relationship per se
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deeply upsetting that I saw this post about oliver putnam (and max bialystock and a third character whose name I forget bc it was someone I'm unfamiliar with) and the trope of the Fallen Broadway King and someone in the tags was like "I'm about to write a whole paper about this, I need to talk to someone about this" AND I WAS GONNA REBLOG LIKE YES PLEASE TALK TO ME PLEASE WRITE YOUR PAPER TO ME RIGHT HERE ON TUMBLR DOT COME BUT THEN SOMEHOW I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED AWAY AND IT IS LOST TO ME
#omitb#the producers#oliver putnam#max bialystock#fallen broadway king#god whoever put those tags if you see this please write your paper on this trope to me I will read the whole thing
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"Let's face it, Max.. We'll never find it!!"
#Hand slipped#matthew broderick fanart on main#the unstoppable force#me when I when i#anyway this fit had me in a chokehold#the producers#the producers mel brooks#the producers musical#the producers 2005#leo bloom#max bialystock#matthew broderick
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Ok why is no one talking about the French production of The Producers???
I normally HATE translated versions of musicals (which includes my country’s version of this one lol) but this seems cool.
Also their Max looks just like Nathan Lane, or I’m tripping.
Also I found this:
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I think the translation is pretty accurate lol.
And I found the audition poster in my drafts but I completely forgot about it until now. It was like way before Covid when they announced it.
#Youtube#the producers musical#the producers#les producteurs#leo bloom#mel brooks#max bialystock#French Producers
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Supergirl/The Producers au
Winn. Max Bialystock.
Mon El. Leo Bloom.
Kara. Ulla Swanson.
Maxwell. Franz Liebkind.
#arrowverse#supergirl#the producers#winn schott#max bialystock#mon el#mon el defense squad#leo bloom#kara danvers#ulla swanson#karamel#leo x ulla#anti maxwell lord#franz liebkind#anti supercorp#(just to be safe)
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