#max bialystock

[rcade]

“You’re making me extremely nervous…!”

[couldpolyamorysavethem]

MAX BIALYSTOCK, LEOPOLD "LEO" BLOOM, and ULLA INGA HANSEN BENSON YANSEN TALLEN HALLEN SVADEN SWANSSON BLOOM from THE PRODUCERS

No Justification Submitted - Anonymous

[quiteunlikely-screencaps]

Zero Mostel as Max Bialystock and Gene Wilder as Leo Bloom in The Producers (1967)

[scribledon]

I think they’re about to produce something. Idk though

[bowiemaine]

“Hey, we saw you from across the bar and loved your vibe”

[cytryndor]

literally my first thought was them

[shittymurderparty]

"Where is 'Hold Me Touch Me'? [checking photos] Kiss Me Feel Me, Clinch Me Pinch Me, Lick Me Bite Me, Suck Me F— Ah, here she is."

- Lust (Source: Max Bialystock, The Producers)

[sn33zy]

Here u go tumblr ❤️

[soupmanspeaks]

fnaf producers au where its at the legal part and its like "Id like to say something, your honor! Not on my behalf, but in reference to my partner, Mr.Afton….your honor, ladies and gentleman of the jury, William Afton is the most selfish man i've ever met in my life….not only is he a liar, and a cheat, and a scoundrel, and a crook, who has taken money from little ol' kids, he has talked people into doing things, especially me, that they would have never in a thousand years have dreamed of doing. But your honor, as I understand it, the law was created to protect people from being wronged. Your honor, whom has William Afton wronged? I mean whom has he really hurt? Not me. Not me. I was…this man….No one had ever called me Henry before, I mean, I know that's not a big legal point, but even in kindergarten, most kids just called me "Emily"…I never played a show before, I mean with someone else, I never played a show with someone else before. This man….this man….this is a wonderful man. He made me what I am today…he did. And what of the dear children? what would have been of their lives without William Afton? William Afton who made them laugh, and cheer, and have fun. That's all I have to say."

[achillean-archives]

Ulla: You and Mr. Bloom go to motel? 👀

[rcade]

Never finished 'The Producers' (1967) fan art from April probably. Realized part way through I really didn't want to color in black & grey suits.

[elizmanderson]

deeply upsetting that I saw this post about oliver putnam (and max bialystock and a third character whose name I forget bc it was someone I'm unfamiliar with) and the trope of the Fallen Broadway King and someone in the tags was like "I'm about to write a whole paper about this, I need to talk to someone about this" AND I WAS GONNA REBLOG LIKE YES PLEASE TALK TO ME PLEASE WRITE YOUR PAPER TO ME RIGHT HERE ON TUMBLR DOT COME BUT THEN SOMEHOW I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED AWAY AND IT IS LOST TO ME

[evitachristine]

Ok why is no one talking about the French production of The Producers???

I normally HATE translated versions of musicals (which includes my country’s version of this one lol) but this seems cool.

Also their Max looks just like Nathan Lane, or I’m tripping.

Also I found this:

I think the translation is pretty accurate lol.

And I found the audition poster in my drafts but I completely forgot about it until now. It was like way before Covid when they announced it.

[alethehero-blog]

yes, til him in the producers is such an emotional pretty song, but it's way prettier and far more emotional in the mel brooks tribute when they sing it for him and no, i'm not crying over it right now

[ewehen]

bialystock and bloom bialystock and bloom

[cytryndor]

also headcanon max as a streaming service is not named after hbo max but after max bialystock cause what they do with their productions is literally a money scam fraud