#She also has bombs

[randomfandomsgobrrrrrr]

Guess who just watched red valley??? (I am not the same person please help the brainrot is real)

[giantkillerjack]

Me: hm, I want something to put on the TV as background noise... Huh. Looks like YouTube is recommending something called The Last Unicorn. That's perfect, it's probably some old shitty animation that has aged poorly! I can watch it ironically!

Me, 2 hours later as the credits roll: *crying, cheering, buying the book, composing the songs*

Me, 2 weeks later: So I have compiled all of the quotes from the book that I think could make good tattoos, and also, HOW HAVE I NEVER LEARNED ABOUT HOW THE LAST UNICORN FUCKING SLAPS??? This gay-ass little fairytale fed my soul! Watered my crops! Transed my gender! Can't believe I heard of this story from youtube recommendations, of all places!!

[bougiebutchbinch]

rotating..... her

(transfemme wade wilson)

[spooky-activity]

The Trailblazer and her moms

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

yeah so i'm falling for @weevmo's Guys... they're so neat! i dig their vibes and can't wait to see what Corduroy Stew is all about <3

[gayestcowboy]

one thing i love about minthara is how she clearly has a lot of respect and admiration for karlach specifically in regards to her life being cut short from the whole chest bomb situation, but then this is what she has to say about gale

[typosandtea]

Nobody including me posts about their ocs enough so please please please reblog reply or whatever with some oc tidbits!

[pikhachu]

pov you see pomme emerging from the rubble as the only living egg after the atomic bomb

[me-beef]

my gf @im-ashl nightcored rayman singing sex bomb and like. yeah it kinda fucks and i love her but idk we might have to put her down also this is unrelated to the nightcore but im not going to make two separate posts about rayman singing sex bomb so here's some vent art i made when i lost almost an entire nights worth of sleep bc i couldnt get the song out of my head

[seaweedraindraws]

Date fits from my fic Cherris outfit was based off of this

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

inspired by @alastcrs's chaggie comic, a sequel of sorts XD

Vaggie: "Sweetie, tell me you didn't give Sir Pentious dating advice."

Charlie: "No? I didn't?"

Vaggie: "Then babe what did you do?"

Charlie: "I just showed you off a little~"

Vaggie: (groaning) "The picture thing? The, have you seen my girlfriend joke? Again?"

Charlie: "Yep! Why?"

Vaggie: "We have to go save Pentious from Cherri Bomb."

Charlie: "Why would we need to- oh no. Oh, noooo-"

Vaggie: "Oh fucking yes."

-elsewhere and in danger-

Sir Pentious: (at random sinner) "Have you sssseen Miss Cherri Bomb~? Ssshe-"

Cherri Bomb: "DUDE WHATE THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?"

Sir Pentious: "-ah, I am, apprecsssiating you-?"

Cherri Bomb: "BY HELPING THE BOUNTRY HUNTERS FIND ME???"

Sir Pentious: "What- no! No I only, I wassss merely-"

Cherri Bomb: "THAT'S MY WANTED POSTER, DICK HEAD!"

Sir Pentious: "Well. Ah. Yesss."

Cherri Bomb: "GIVE IT HERE SO I CAN BURN IT"

Sir Pentious: (clutching wanted poster to chest) "Pleassse Cherri, noooo! It issssss, the only quality photo of you that I possessss-!"

Cherri Bomb: "Then just ASK me for another one like a normal person! Or stalk me like a normal creep! ANYTHING THAT DOESN'T END WITH WITH ME STUFFED AND MOUNTED ON SOME OVERLORD'S FUCKING WALL!!! Like, fuck- do you KNOW how much important shit I've blown up???"

Sir Pentious: "Oh yessss! You are very accomplissshed!" (beaming) "The weaponsss casssche last from year was essspecssially beautiful! All thossse, ssssecondary explosionssss...~"

Cherri Bomb: "YOU'RE gonna be a secondary explosion if you don't hand that poster over Right Now."

Sir Pentious: "Erm, before I do ssso... might I humbly requessst a replasscement photo of-"

Cherri Bomb: "No." (lights fuse) "Let go or go sky high with it."

Sir Pentious: "AH-!"

Charlie: (running) "Pen!" (skids to stop and grabs vaggie) "Holy shit that's a bomb- PEN JUST LET IT GO!!!"

Vaggie: "Pentious drop and take cover! It's not worth it!"

Sir Pentious: "But- sssshe ISSS worth-"

Cherri Bomb: "Bye bitch." (tosses bomb) (Runs)

Sir Pentious: "Ah, ssh-"

KABLOOMY

Vaggie: "...."

Charlie: "......"

Vaggie: "...we're gonna add self-worth sessions and healthy relationship boundary workshops to the hotel activities list, yeah?"

Charlie: "Oh yes. Definitely."

(splat) (splatter) (Splotch)

Charlie: "After, um, after Pen's collected himself a bit."

Vaggie: "Yeah... Maybe hold back on the 'i love my girlfriend' jokes around him too?"

Charlie: "....I'll." (pained grimace) "Try."

Vaggie: "All I ask, babe." (smooches her cheek) "C'mon. Let's gather up our snake man and head home."

Charlie: (sighs) "It would've worked if he'd just had a better picture-"

Vaggie: "Charlie."

Charlie: "They're cute together! He's all over her- it's adorable!"

Vaggie: "He's all over the street right now."

Charlie: "She used one of her better bombs on him this time." (picks up an arm and part of pentious's tail) "That has to mean something, right??"

Vaggie: "More work for us."

Charlie: "Hmm~ I bet you they kiss before the next extermination~"

Vaggie: "Sweetie." (grabs other arm and the torso) "If they kiss before one of them DIES I'll count it as your win."

Charlie: "No other time limit?"

Vaggie: "None."

Charlie: "And the prize if I win...?"

Vaggie: "Extra kisses. And I'll join your Cherri x Pentious group chat."

Charlie: "DEAL!"

Vaggie & Charlie: (shake pentious's hands over it)

-one kiss and death later-

>user (SpearOfSappho) has joined group BOMBSIRWAY FOREVR!!!

SpearOfSappho: hey

cute'n'cuddlycapricorn: ;-;

SpearOfSappho: charlie im so sorry

SpearOfSappho: would the extra kisses help?

cute'n'cuddlycapricorn: ! THEY KISSED AND NO ONE EVEN TOOK ANY PICS OF IT!!!!

SpearOfSappho: oh

cute'n'cuddlycapricorn: ANGEL x DEMON EMEMIES TO FRIENDS TO LOVERS SLOW BURN STAR CROSSED ROMANCE 100k LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!!!!

[sage-nebula]

Powder was always going to grow into Jinx.

Let's imagine a scenario where Powder didn't go to the cannery. A scenario where she didn't set off her monkey bomb, where her adoptive family didn't die, where Vi, Vander, Mylo, and Claggor all made it back to The Last Drop to find her there, heartbroken but waiting for their return.

Even in this scenario, where the deaths of her adoptive family didn't happen by her hand, Vi was never taken to Stillwater, and Silco didn't adopt her -- even in this scenario, she still would have matured into the terrorist who sought to murder as many enforcers with her bombs and guns as possible.

Look at who Powder was, as a child. Look at the drawings she made, of bombs, guns, explosions, and herself holding dynamite:

Look at the bombs she tried to make, filled with nails and other harmful objects, that her older sister encouraged her to keep making because "they will [work]."

Look at the way she mimed shooting enforcers as they passed her and her siblings.

Silco didn't implant the idea of killing enforcers with bombs and guns into Powder's mind. That was always there. If anything, Vi was the one who put it there, as much as she berated Powder for getting them searched by the enforcers that Powder pretended to shoot. Vi encouraged her to make her bombs. She told Powder that they would work someday. And this nurtured who Powder already was: someone who hated the enforcers with every fiber of her being, who wanted to kill them herself, who practiced and worked on making weapons not only to help her family (but that, too), but also to kill the enforcers that made their lives hell.

As a child, Powder was already making weapons, even if they didn't work at first. As a child, Powder already wanted to kill enforcers. This is the path she was on long before the incident at the cannery. This is who she was always going to be.

So had the Last Drop family had survived, think about how she would have progressed. She would have continued working on her bombs, this time with the grief of rejection and roots of insecurity in the back of her mind that not only did Vi not allow her to come on the mission to save Vander, but that they truly didn't need her there to save him. She still had the hex crystals; it's entirely possible that she would have experimented with the monkey bomb later, in a different location, blowing something up when no one was around.

Perhaps then Silco would have taken notice of her, perhaps he would have started secretly feeding her parts so that she could continue to make weapons.

Or maybe not; maybe she would have just continued to build bombs and guns that would grow increasingly more successful, until she could start using them against the enforcers instead of always having to flee when she and her siblings got chased.

But there is one certainty we have, and that is this: Powder loved making bombs and wanted to fight the enforcers. Jinx loves making bombs and wants to kill the enforcers. She is the same girl. This is who she has always been. It's who she was always going to be, even if the night at the cannery had taken a different trajectory. Vander would have strongly disapproved of her killing enforcers, but she would have tried to do it anyway. She had fantasies that she play-acted out about doing just that, that she and her sister got manhandled by enforcers for.

Powder is Jinx is Powder. Always has been, always will be. They are not two separate girls. Jinx has accepted this about herself; it's high time others do, too.

[bumblydumbly]

Already said this but since everybody is too busy on the failmance happening im gonna say it again: Vi starting their confrontation by saying “never thought [my sister] would orphan kids” only to be stopped from killing jinx. By an orphan kid.

[tswwwit]

i have a counter argument to the 'only one person can boop bill' thing, mabel. she's the type of person to slap stickers on people, she would definitely be the type to also boop others occasionally and bill would be no exception. she probably doesn't do it to annoy bill like dipper would, but maybe as a form of a friendly gesture, kind of like those people who will lightly punch friends in the arm when they hang out.

You know what? Good point. Mabel would get away with more than most, as a fun-loving lady! Bill understands those impulses, and being a touchy person! He indulges in similar ones himself.

Though when Bill's not in the mood to be playful and gets booped anyway? The 'sister-in-law' status grants her considerable grace.

[lace4forest]

The Hero of Chaos doesn't do Meetings...

Okay, so we did this on stream! So we talked a LOT about our thoughts on this piece! (I'll make a time laps later!) ANYWAYS-

THE HERO OF CHAOS- So that's a title in the Zelda Timeline that is just sitting there???? We came to a head canon that the Hero of Chaos was who the Fierce Deity USED to be!

Basically, this is set before Hyrule Kingdom was established, so Zelda here is actually Sonia's Grandmother!

The City of Hylia is having trouble with some bandits, Zelda is the leader because (Blood of the Goddess) and her Captain likes to call war meetings. Link here is just a woodworker, who was dragged into this. He was friends with Zelda (And maybe the happy mask salesmen??) and decides to help out the best he can.

Throughout the story, Link has to take on more and more Chaotic energy to be able to stand up to the Demon Majora, in the end, Link was able to seal the Demon into a mask, but was corrupted to the point of no return, so Zelda was forced to seal him into the Fierce Deities mask.

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[genericpuff]

yeah i don't think this is the kind of advertising rachel needs right now-