#Shameless self-promo

[bj-cuntycunt]

Most of my followers are trekkies, so I'll just rec my fics (yes, I write sometimes).

Spirk:

Shifting, yet unshakeable: fake dating and an alien culture based on soulmates

Leave a mark: Jim mistakes the hickey on Spock's neck for a bruise, hilarity ensues -but instead of hilarity, what ensues is mostly jealousy and confusion.

The real thing: Jim has finally decided to use the new holodeck on board. He plans to exercise by using Spock's training program, but... the program is not what he expected. Not at all.

Let me help: pon farr + City on the edge of forever

And more!

Spones and/or McKirk:

Alone together: Spock and Leonard are friends with benefits. An awkward revelation changes the way they see their relationship.

Guess: McCoy makes Spock guess the type of underwear he uses.

Moving across, then coming through: Jim finds out what the less crowded bathrooms aboard the Enterprise are used for.

McSpirk:

Friday night rumors: It's Friday night. Uhura, Chekov, Chapel, Sulu and Scotty pass their free time gossiping about Captain Kirk, Spock and McCoy, who seem to hide a secret, or several.

Pineapple slice: sexy times ficlet

As fair as being cold for one night: Jim and Spock are dating, McCoy's pining for both

[bimbosanddolls]

wtf are you charging for your writing now?

sluts like you need to stop trying to be another famous internet whore and just make the porn we like.

I'm sorry? I didn't realize anyone was forcing you to subscribe. But like, there's kind of a lot to unpack here.

First of, I'm going to assume you follow me. Because you've obviously seen me talking about my Patreon. So do you harass the male authors that have Patreon or Ko-fi or whatever? My guess is no. This is just some toxic masculinity/male entitlement/just wanted to shame a woman that's trying to profit from her sexuality. It's boring, and people like you need a new gimmick.

Also, let's be realistic... I've been writing on this tumblr for like, 10 years. I've made a lot of content for free because writing gave me an outlet to explore my kinks. And, in that time, I've gained over 26,000 followers and gain more every single day. Clearly I am doing something right.

A wise man once said, "if you're good at something, never do it for free" and that's all this is. I believe my writing is good enough that I can charge for it. And we're talking about like, anywhere from 4-6 stories a month for the price of a coffee at Starbucks. It's not like I'm charging ridiculous amounts.

Finally, I am a disabled trans woman. My teaching job may not be there if/when my disability ever goes away. And the sad reality is that sex work (or something sex work adjacent) is the only way for a lot of us to get gainful employment. Not to mention that my transition and my bimbofication are both incredibly expensive. So please forgive me if I'm trying to make a better life for myself.

Anyway, I'm going to plug my Patreon now. Because I wanna be "another famous internet whore" and write you some smut. This Barbie needs more subscribers so she can afford some big bimbo titties.

[the-martyrfication-of-the-matron]

hi, so if anyone remembers these posts:

you can now commission them from me on Ko-Fi under any of the available comm listings!

DM me about details either through Ko-Fi, here, or on my discord (martyrfication).

I will continue with doing the reqs in this style, and am still open to taking them, but Commissions will always be higher quality, and if you want an oc or a character from other media to be drawn, you will need to commission that unfortunately.

[unu-nunu-art]

One slot of my highest Patre0n tier has become available for monthly requests. This is your chance! ✨

Here's the link to my Patre0n

And for good measure, here are a few of the most recent requests. They also can be used to make a fully colored request over the course of multiple months, or for one request of multiple characters

[moldspace]

speaking of sketchbooks (since that post is going around again) i just posted a flip-through of my most recent (terribly ugly) finished sketchbook on patreon if anyone wants to take a look at my own genuine bad sketches.

i’ve been super busy all summer and haven’t had much time for tumblr and insta, but patreon has been hearing about all the stuff i’ve been working on and getting behind-the-scenes previews if you’d like to toss a few bucks my way! :^)

[icedmetaltea]

Finally got an actual commission page made!

Google doc with full details + shabby but functional (at least for me) portfolio (PLEASE CHECK cause I had to update some things)

Interested? Dm to discuses!

Reblogs much appreciated!

[dr-nero-is-god]

2023 Fics You Might Have Missed

a quick post with some of my favorite things i wrote in 2023. bone apple teeth as they say

Inbox - Franz Argentblum - You Have (3) Unread Messages

Rated T, 18,077 words

post-canon epistolary story featuring Franz/Nigel, revealed by reading Franz's email inbox from oldest to newest

Also, if you enjoy this one, there is a companion fic featuring what Nero and Raven were up to at the same time!

The Ballad of Oddo and Legs

Rated G, 1,819 words

A Core 4 crack-ish fic, feat. the gang reading some of Laura's self-insert AU fan fiction

5 Babies He Didn't Hold + 1 He Did

Rated T, 2,808 words

it's a little bit of a poor little meow meow fic about Nero, that isn't exactly sad but would be filmed with a blue tint over the first five

EXTREMELY self-indulgent but. sometimes we write extremely self-indulgent things, don't we?

drown me in your memory

Rated E, 3,718 words

A pre-HIVE Cypher/Nero fic told from Cypher's POV, about the pull that brought him to Nero's side and the measures he took to forget it ever happened

(it is, in one light, canon-compliant)

A Natural Disposition

Rated T, 3,570 words

a post-canon AU featuring Wing Fanchu in his forties, examining a series of events that led him down the path of an assassin

honestly. this one might be my favorite production of the year. :) enjoy

[aragarna]

i wish you would write a fic where Neal and Peter worry about one another just angst all the way through... Yes I've read a million fics like that but I'd like one million and one :)

ahahah well, that's about half of my own fics already ;-) I have 2 modes as a writer (especially for White Collar): Fluff and Angst.

Here are a few of my classic Peter&Neal angsty ones:

If Anything Were to Happen to You (Post 4x10)

Where the Pieces Fall (post S4, before S5 aired)

Break Me Out, Don't Break Me Free (another Post S4, before S5)

Miles To Go Before I Sleep (Post S5, before S6 aired)

By Your Side Through the Night (Post S5, before S6 aired)

Alternate Reality (post S6 angst)

Déjà-Vu (another angsty post S6 one, with hurt!Neal and emotional!Peter)

The Beat That My Heart Skip (a short but gut punchy double angst. Or so I thought then ;-) )

Hell and High Water (a classic case of hurt/comfort, with hurt!Peter)

I was Looking at the Ceiling and Then I saw the Sky (another classic case of H/C, written sometime late S3, this time with hurt!Neal)

This said, I agree there can never be enough fics where Peter and Neal worry about each other :-) With the right prompt, it wouldn't take that much to convince me... ;-)

[grasshoppergeography]

On grasshoppergeography.com we only sell my maps on fine art paper. But!! You can buy the same maps printed on canvas, as well as acrylic prints, HD metal prints, wallpapers and many other forms of wall art, if you visit our other galleries.

And I am very well aware that tumblr is not the best platform for ads but I am an independent artist, my maps being my only source of income. So if only one person decides to share this info with their followers or friends, that's already a huge help.

[cobbssecondbelt]

Sharing old works again while I try to find the motivation to finish my current ones:

[doonarose]

Aziraphale has a long lunch, enjoying everything from oysters to octopus while Crowley sits across from him and tortures himself with an unending, and increasingly unhinged, series of sexual fantasies.

That's it, that's the fic, all nine chapters posted, somehow it's over 20K long, somehow it's also (not really, at all) a crossover with Masterchef Australia 2015: I make no apologies. This is what Aziraphale orders for dessert (because he is, after all, a bit of a bastard).

omg it’s FAN FICTION FRIDAY

Reblog and promote a fic of yours <3

[herefortheships]

There's something I totally haven't talked about in this blog in a while, and since I have many new people following me recently (which I'm super happy and grateful for 😊✨ Thank you!), I thought I should share!

Ok. I'm just super bad at self-promoting, because I'm an introverted and shy person (and it's also embarrassing for me to self-promote; the least I want is to seem annoying or pretentious or something 🥲🙈).

But yes, here it goes:

I have a new song out since July! My song is called "The Songstress" and it is the first song I ever produce all by myself. You can listen to it on YouTube in this link for free if you like. Or if you want to support me some more you can stream it on Spotify or other streaming platforms (it's on Amazon, iTunes, Apple Music, and many others, since I used DistroKid as a distributor). Or just subscribe to my YouTube channel because it also helps the algorithm with visibility.

I hope you like my song! Next song was going to be out in October. Let's see if I can get it finished by the end of the month. If not, next month. It will be titled "Scarecrow". I just have to get it mixed and mastered, but the song is complete now.

[todaysbird]

things are not going so great fellas (pt 2)

so for those of you who have been following along here is a brief recap of my life atm

• moving out of state at the end of the month (NO FREAKIN MONEY!!)

• house infested by fleas from neighbors

• the war against tenants with my landlord (currently resolved after 3 days with no water)

• need car (do not have car)

so I am pretty desperate for funds. i do NOT want donations, but I do want commissions / to be able to trade goods and services for money. i can offer:

• art commissions: i don’t have a dedicated price sheet but you can browse my #my art tag for examples. comfortable doing many different subjects and i can negotiate prices happily!

• buying premade adopts, under my #my adopts tag (more coming soon!)

• commission a bird post for you or a loved one! my ko-fi has a minimum donation of $3 and all i ask is that you include in your message what kind of post you’d like :) if it is for someone’s birthday etc just let me know so i can schedule it appropriately! people commonly request their partner/friend/relatives’ favorite birds, or birds they feel are underappreciated. my kofi is here

thanks, all :,)

[emeraldcitynerdfighter]

...neither am I

I am NOT immune to characters bandaging/stitching/cleaning each others wounds

[mi5hastuff]

Was feeling little bid of horror nowadays so our beloved watcher gets eyes on wings :)

Ps: Also my commision are open, if interested, you can check my bio

[lonely-hinna]

A bunch of Ivantill I drew ^_^