#Shameless self-promo

[bj-cuntycunt]

Most of my followers are trekkies, so I'll just rec my fics (yes, I write sometimes).

Spirk:

Shifting, yet unshakeable: fake dating and an alien culture based on soulmates

Leave a mark: Jim mistakes the hickey on Spock's neck for a bruise, hilarity ensues -but instead of hilarity, what ensues is mostly jealousy and confusion.

The real thing: Jim has finally decided to use the new holodeck on board. He plans to exercise by using Spock's training program, but... the program is not what he expected. Not at all.

Let me help: pon farr + City on the edge of forever

And more!

Spones and/or McKirk:

Alone together: Spock and Leonard are friends with benefits. An awkward revelation changes the way they see their relationship.

Guess: McCoy makes Spock guess the type of underwear he uses.

Moving across, then coming through: Jim finds out what the less crowded bathrooms aboard the Enterprise are used for.

McSpirk:

Friday night rumors: It's Friday night. Uhura, Chekov, Chapel, Sulu and Scotty pass their free time gossiping about Captain Kirk, Spock and McCoy, who seem to hide a secret, or several.

Pineapple slice: sexy times ficlet

As fair as being cold for one night: Jim and Spock are dating, McCoy's pining for both

[unu-nunu-art]

One slot of my highest Patre0n tier has become available for monthly requests. This is your chance! ✨

Here's the link to my Patre0n

And for good measure, here are a few of the most recent requests. They also can be used to make a fully colored request over the course of multiple months, or for one request of multiple characters

[moldspace]

speaking of sketchbooks (since that post is going around again) i just posted a flip-through of my most recent (terribly ugly) finished sketchbook on patreon if anyone wants to take a look at my own genuine bad sketches.

i’ve been super busy all summer and haven’t had much time for tumblr and insta, but patreon has been hearing about all the stuff i’ve been working on and getting behind-the-scenes previews if you’d like to toss a few bucks my way! :^)

[icedmetaltea]

Finally got an actual commission page made!

Google doc with full details + shabby but functional (at least for me) portfolio (PLEASE CHECK cause I had to update some things)

Interested? Dm to discuses!

Reblogs much appreciated!

[dr-nero-is-god]

2023 Fics You Might Have Missed

a quick post with some of my favorite things i wrote in 2023. bone apple teeth as they say

Inbox - Franz Argentblum - You Have (3) Unread Messages

Rated T, 18,077 words

post-canon epistolary story featuring Franz/Nigel, revealed by reading Franz's email inbox from oldest to newest

Also, if you enjoy this one, there is a companion fic featuring what Nero and Raven were up to at the same time!

The Ballad of Oddo and Legs

Rated G, 1,819 words

A Core 4 crack-ish fic, feat. the gang reading some of Laura's self-insert AU fan fiction

5 Babies He Didn't Hold + 1 He Did

Rated T, 2,808 words

it's a little bit of a poor little meow meow fic about Nero, that isn't exactly sad but would be filmed with a blue tint over the first five

EXTREMELY self-indulgent but. sometimes we write extremely self-indulgent things, don't we?

drown me in your memory

Rated E, 3,718 words

A pre-HIVE Cypher/Nero fic told from Cypher's POV, about the pull that brought him to Nero's side and the measures he took to forget it ever happened

(it is, in one light, canon-compliant)

A Natural Disposition

Rated T, 3,570 words

a post-canon AU featuring Wing Fanchu in his forties, examining a series of events that led him down the path of an assassin

honestly. this one might be my favorite production of the year. :) enjoy

[aragarna]

i wish you would write a fic where Neal and Peter worry about one another just angst all the way through... Yes I've read a million fics like that but I'd like one million and one :)

ahahah well, that's about half of my own fics already ;-) I have 2 modes as a writer (especially for White Collar): Fluff and Angst.

Here are a few of my classic Peter&Neal angsty ones:

If Anything Were to Happen to You (Post 4x10)

Where the Pieces Fall (post S4, before S5 aired)

Break Me Out, Don't Break Me Free (another Post S4, before S5)

Miles To Go Before I Sleep (Post S5, before S6 aired)

By Your Side Through the Night (Post S5, before S6 aired)

Alternate Reality (post S6 angst)

Déjà-Vu (another angsty post S6 one, with hurt!Neal and emotional!Peter)

The Beat That My Heart Skip (a short but gut punchy double angst. Or so I thought then ;-) )

Hell and High Water (a classic case of hurt/comfort, with hurt!Peter)

I was Looking at the Ceiling and Then I saw the Sky (another classic case of H/C, written sometime late S3, this time with hurt!Neal)

This said, I agree there can never be enough fics where Peter and Neal worry about each other :-) With the right prompt, it wouldn't take that much to convince me... ;-)

[grasshoppergeography]

On grasshoppergeography.com we only sell my maps on fine art paper. But!! You can buy the same maps printed on canvas, as well as acrylic prints, HD metal prints, wallpapers and many other forms of wall art, if you visit our other galleries.

And I am very well aware that tumblr is not the best platform for ads but I am an independent artist, my maps being my only source of income. So if only one person decides to share this info with their followers or friends, that's already a huge help.

[cobbssecondbelt]

Sharing old works again while I try to find the motivation to finish my current ones:

[todaysbird]

things are not going so great fellas (pt 2)

so for those of you who have been following along here is a brief recap of my life atm

• moving out of state at the end of the month (NO FREAKIN MONEY!!)

• house infested by fleas from neighbors

• the war against tenants with my landlord (currently resolved after 3 days with no water)

• need car (do not have car)

so I am pretty desperate for funds. i do NOT want donations, but I do want commissions / to be able to trade goods and services for money. i can offer:

• art commissions: i don’t have a dedicated price sheet but you can browse my #my art tag for examples. comfortable doing many different subjects and i can negotiate prices happily!

• buying premade adopts, under my #my adopts tag (more coming soon!)

• commission a bird post for you or a loved one! my ko-fi has a minimum donation of $3 and all i ask is that you include in your message what kind of post you’d like :) if it is for someone’s birthday etc just let me know so i can schedule it appropriately! people commonly request their partner/friend/relatives’ favorite birds, or birds they feel are underappreciated. my kofi is here

thanks, all :,)

[mi5hastuff]

Was feeling little bid of horror nowadays so our beloved watcher gets eyes on wings :)

Ps: Also my commision are open, if interested, you can check my bio

[disturbedbydesign]

OK a lot of you just joined this trainwreck after manipulative psycho Lloyd—and, hello new friends! welcome to Hell!—so may I recommend manipulative psycho Professor Bucky? Because, after Lloyd, he's my absolute favorite and he needs more love.

Yes, I'm shameless. Get used to it or depart, beloveds.

[lonely-hinna]

A bunch of Ivantill I drew ^_^

[jujoobedoodling]

soft wives sketch - sylvanas making sure jaina gets sleep because we all know that girl is allergic to rest

if you guys like stuff like this please consider supporting me on ko-fi i have more on there :'D

[sekai9]

So I did a thing.

Funny how you have a shower thought and the next thing you know you're 90k words deep into a time travel fix it.

[ollierockers]

im normal!

[jasmine-sea]

quick sketch for this high school alenoah fic