#Seventh doctor

[expectiations]

the Doctor, recalling how they met River: "and she just swept me right off my feet—"

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River, recalling how she met the Doctor: "so I roundhouse kicked the idiot and sent them flying into the wall—"

[nitronine]

[notyoujamie]

And we didn't stop for a second to say, "What the hell?"

[claraoswalds]

THE DOCTOR + first words

[ickleblorg]

absolutely obsessed with all the easter eggs in the memory tardis!!

my favorite one…

seven & ace my loves!!

[daydreamycrustacean]

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[toweringclam]

Alternative responses to "I Love You," expanded Doctor Who edition:

[sarahwatchesthings]

He is both an amazing and a horrible parent.

[gallifreyanhotfive]

What Would Have Happened If The Other Doctors Stepped on the "Boom" Land Mine

One: The land mine is diffused by the power of parental love much sooner. Splice and Mundy join the TARDIS team after he decides that Splice will be his next fill-in granddaughter.

Two: Plays the recorder instead of singing. Jamie attacks the ambulance with his knife as soon as it attaches the lines to the Doctor, and it's only Zoe that stops him from getting killed. The detonation happens much sooner because the Doctor gets antsy and plays with the fiddly bits.

Three: Expertly controls his blood pressure to stop a premature detonation. Tries to keep his companion far away, but they discover the land mine anyway. Takes the land mine with him after it is diffused to use for spare parts in the UNIT lab.

Four: "Harry, I'm standing on a land mine." Doesn't bother with a counterbalance and just stands on one foot for the whole episode. Snacks on some jelly babies while waiting for the right moment.

Five: Has an in depth conversation with Nyssa about how he is regulating his biology on a molecular level. They use a cricket ball from the TARDIS as a counterbalance, meaning that he never gets shot or targeted by the ambulance. One of his companions still ends up getting shot, at which point he falls over, immediately self destructs, and blows a giant hole in the planet.

Six: Gets far too irritated for his blood pressure to stay low. Could really do with some of Evelyn's cocoa right about now. The land mine blows up because he cannot calm down enough to disguise his presence.

Seven: A much longer conversation on how the Doctor is a complex space-time event. The countdown finishes, but the land mine doesn't blow because he had disarmed it at the beginning of the episode. The entire time, he was just pretending the land mine was live in order to teach his teenage companion a life lesson.

Eight: Forgets he's standing on a land mine and blows up. Gets into a passionate conversation with his companion about the war industry complex. Soliloquizes about life and death. Almost sacrifices himself in an inferno of self-loathing, but his companion saves the day.

War: His associates go back in time and extract him before he steps on the land mine. This new version of him continues fighting the Daleks while the time echo standing on the land mine is used to blow a hole in the nearby Dalek command ship.

Nine: Has flashbacks to the War while standing on the land mine but somehow manages to stabilize his blood pressure thanks to the presence of Rose and Jack. Jack manages to diffuse the bomb while he is on it thanks to his experience with Villengard tech.

Ten: "I'm sorry. I'm so, so sorry." Tries to convince his companion to evacuate as much of the population into the TARDIS as possible because they would be safe there. Almost lets himself blow up, but his companion forces him to find a way to survive.

Eleven: The mine blows up in about ten seconds because he can't stand still. The entire planet is blown to smithereens, but his friends are okay because he locked them in the TARDIS.

Twelve: Gets into mind games with Clara while she is trying to figure out what he is standing on. Clara tries to take his place, but he doesn't let her. Missy eventually shows up and disarms the land mine because she wants to be the one to kill him.

Thirteen: Only manages to stay still because the Fam calms her down. Is oddly stoic about the entire thing and disappears into the depths of the TARDIS for several days after it happens. She never brings it up again even though Yaz tries to get her to talk about it.

Fourteen: God damn it this guy is supposed to be retired. He's supposed to be having a break. He talks about how much he loves his companion and how so, so sorry he is that he can't fix this.

Fugitive: This is a normal Tuesday for her. Probably has some sort of anti-land mine device in one of her coat pockets.

[offline-nobody]

has this been done yet?

[enbyeighthdoctor]

whoniverse dash simulator

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i wish i could remember anything other then her name...

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his ass is never beating the dementia allegations

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i love being a normal human being. nothing strange or unusual about me

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i forgor 💀

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the daleks could have ended the time war so fast if they just poisoned the time lords with aspirin

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why tf would you give them that idea????

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the tardis is like a beautiful sexy eldritch death machine to me

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loom is beautiful name for a baby

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oh thats not...

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you want me to drink carrot juice???? the thing that killed the sixth doctor?!?!?

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AGAIN?

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[intuitive-revelations]

Parallels

[fearsomeandwretchedandwrong]

Ages of each actor in their first appearance as the Doctor:

John Hurt (War) 73

William Hartnell (First) 55

Peter Capaldi (Twelfth) 55

David Tennant (Fourteenth) 51

Jon Pertwee (Third) 50

Patrick Troughton (Second) 46

Sylvester McCoy (Seventh) 43

Colin Baker (Sixth) 40

Christopher Eccleston (Ninth) 40

Tom Baker (Fourth) 40

Paul McGann (Eighth) 36

Jodie Whittaker (Thirteenth) 35

David Tennant (Tenth) 34

Ncuti Gatwa (Fifteenth) 30

Peter Davison (Fifth) 29

Matt Smith (Eleventh) 26

The oldest actor to portray The Doctor was 73 and the youngest was 26.

The median age of Classic Who is 44 and New Who has a median age of 37.5

The average age overall is 42.

Also the new era contains both the oldest and youngest actor in the role.

[notyoujamie]

For the god of all gods has returned.

[claraoswalds]

THE DOCTOR + last words

[dandelionjack]

real headline that big finish posted today: “doctor who meets the sherlock of the supernatural”

no idea whether it was intentional or not and not quite sure which answer would be funnier. anyway i thought i should post it for this website to see and gain collective whiplash