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As an Australian, this is a word that I also use, and I, too, am shocked to learn that it is not universal.
JUST LEARNED THAT SQUIZ. IS KIWI SLANG AND NOT A WORD IN THE AVERAGE PERSONS LEXICON
#Shock#Serious shock#I am being serious#Not just deadpan and sarcastic#Just to clarify#MOL031/WOR033#WOR033
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no one on this site knows what the word butch means
#you people will call anything butch if it's not skinny huh#hello tumblr user. in front of you is a drawing of a fat woman. you have two hours to write a series of tags about her that are normal.#dead serious i think if some of you freaks met a real bulldyke irl you would fucking pass out from shock.#christ.#personal
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sometimes i am stunned when i remember that not only are katniss and peeta the youngest people going into the quarter quell but also that they are still literally KIDS. they are children facing 22 adults with not only years of friendship between them but years of mentorship to learn the best strategies of the games.
katniss is a 17yo girl who was malnourished most of her life that only had months to try to prepare to catch up to her competitors. peeta is a 17yo boy who is likely still going through puberty! facing fully grown adults.
sure some of the victors are in their early 20s like finnick or johanna, but the maturity difference between early 20s and 17 is huge.
they are kids forced to play in an adults’ game.
#what’s even more crazy to me is the adults trying to target them tbh#which isn’t unheard of from the capitol#but from the districts it’s shocking#i know their survival means your death#but looking at a 17yo like a serious threat and a target to kill is just mind blowing to me#idk if any of this makes sense#katniss everdeen#peeta mellark#everlark#the hunger games#jess thinks
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as much as I love history and Chicago history especially, I do sometimes forget how recent everything here is. I was at the Hull House Museum with a friend of mine the other day, and we had a wonderful time listening to the curator talk about the birth of social work, the women who drove it forward, and the ghost stories that haunt their stomping grounds despite no one really dying there.
As we were walking around after the tour, my friend pointed out that Jane Addams' dress (the one on display in that room, black and small and otherwise unremarkable) had an uneven hem. "Oh, good eye!" the curator, who was walking alongside us, exclaimed. "Addams' tuberculosis left her with some spinal curvature, even after corrective surgery. She had most of her dresses altered to ensure the hem would be straight when she wore them---but on a standard dress form, the hem looks uneven."
"I always forget that having a tailor or dressmaker was considered typical back then," I said.
"No, by that point it was much more common to buy a dress from Sears and have it altered," the curator replied cheerfully. "That's what Addams did."
The whole exchange was maybe a few seconds, but it sticks with me even now. The idea that Jane Addams bought a dress from Sears---where I have also bought dresses, where my mother bought dresses---makes me feel insane. And yet, we're only talking about a hundred years ago or so. Is it so unreasonable that I, as a disaffected teen, was drifting through racks of mass-produced garments, just as Jane Addams did a century before? The exact location of the hands making those garments has changed of course; the workers' protections that Addams' contemporaries fought for have resulted in offshoring that work to less-guarded parts of the world. But it gives me a strange sort of fellow feeling to think about it, all these many decades later.
#sears went belly-up in the last 20 years but it was a staple of my childhood. a truly wild coincidence.#I also felt the same little jolt of shock when the curator said that addams worked closely with florence kelley#who earned her law degree from northwestern; and alice hamilton who got her MD from U of M#like excuse me? those are places that currently exist. those are places I could earn a JD or MD from.#that said hull house is an incredible achievement. truly. I think of how much had to happen operationally and financially#to make it viable? the number of people involved both there and in the neighborhood? I get dizzy.#.......on a less serious note I have to believe that the relationship drama happening there must have been INSANE.#there's no way you can put that many passionate over-educated reformer lesbians in a room and not have fireworks.#city of the big shoulders
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the gang goes to mcdonalds
#the terror#james fitzjames#francis crozier#cornelius hickey#the guy going lol is supposed to be like near death goodsir#if you can recognize even one face in the car i will be shocked#like theres an ‘armitage’ in there. can i be so serious#no recognition just right#myart#second shifts worst nightmare
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"Thor cared about Jotunheim!" "Thor cared about Coulson!"
Nah sorry I think he cared that it was Loki acting so abnormal both times. Not about the people just yet. Still growing. Sorry.
#'Jotunheim is being destroyed' and 'Loki is destroying Jotunheim' are 2 different sentences#Thor being SHOCKED that Loki lied to him was what really had him shaken i think#and then he gets to Asgard and Loki killed Laufey??? and is destroying a planet???#loki doesn't destroy planets!!! loki tells thor not to destroy planets!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#and then with coulson i dont think thor even cared about that guy#that's some random mortal guy in a suit to him#but Loki killing a mortal? just like that? that's how you know Loki's serious#devastating for Thor who doesn't expect such behaviour from Loki#not devastating if someone else did it or told him later that 'hey coulson was killed'#he watched Loki do that stuff no hesitation and it was agrieving btw#where's his bro.... his bro was supposed to be back........
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the nature of crimeboys is that one of them will write serious lore on ao3 and the other will write yaoi on wattpad. and i can try to guess which is which, but i will never be sure until i see for myself
#bee buzzes#tommyinnit#wilbur soot#people keep acting like this just shows thw difference between them#guys look me in the eyes and tell you u would be shocked if wilbur suddenly posted gay rpf on wattpad#i wouldnt.#tell me u would be shocked if tommy used ao3 to produce serious lore#i wouldnt#THEY ARE THE FUCKING SAME#tommys chaos does not negate wilburs and this is a hill i will die on
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Drink and be merry!
#this will be fun to tag#half life#wolfenstein#mass effect#metal gear solid#sin#unreal tournament#serious sam#doom#max payne#system shock#quake#blood#red faction#deus ex#postal#shadow warrior#duke nukem#bj blazkowicz#solid snake#john blade#prisoner 849#quake ranger#shodan#jc denton#doomguy#mshep#gordon freeman#sam stone#lo wang
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lup and taako are not incredulous about each other’s taste in men their type is literally the same and they know it (dorks with a strange relationship to death)
#‘you’re dating the grim reaper?’ wasn’t surprise at his taste she was just shocked he actually managed to pull#balance#lup#taako#barry#kravitz#mine#taz balance#tired in general of depictions of kravitz as some kind of suave mysterious coolguy that motherfucker has a WORK ACCENT#he missed a target lying paralyzed on the ground and said it was because he has performance anxiety. please be serious
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For some reason I imagine that dameta pushing mir dragato in the water has the same effect as throwing a toaster in a bathtub…
He was thinking about it
#post's rambles#dark meta knight#mir dragato#kirby right back at ya#Mir Dragato could shock someone hard enough to knock them out maaaybe twice before he'll need some serious rest#it takes a lot out of him#easier to stun instead
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i think it would have been funny if tim, after discovering his bisexuality and thinking that was the 'unique feature' he brought to his iteration of robin, mentioned this to the rest of batfam, only to find out they've all been some degree of queer this whole time.
#jason would be bewildered#and then has to ask tim how he DIDNT know. because jason's pretty notorious for having boyfriends that cause issues for the family business#ie: having them all on social lockdown for WEEKS after jason decided his current relationship was serious enough for him to reveal#himself as robin... he broke up with that guy less than a month later#and dick never let him live it down#and then they have to have the bruce conversation with him#which pretty much shocks tim beyond what he thought his body was capable of handling#“i thought.. he just didn't ever have a girlfriend because of the whole batman thing?????”#dick would recount it to bruce later on and he'd just sigh#this is all in my head again guys ignore me#jason todd#dick grayson#tim drake#red robin#nightwing#red hood#batman#bruce wayne#batfamily#batfam#robin#dc comics#dc#gothihop speaks
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i don't even know if this meme is relevant, but when has that stopped the internet before
#boomer shooters#doom#ultrakill#doomguy#half-life#dusk#id software#valve#new blood#duke nukem#apogee#commander keen#chex quest#serious sam#postal#shadow warrior#system shock#redneck rampage#quake#wolfenstein#the dna of the soul
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100% Sousuke was expecting a kiss in this scene, you can't convince me otherwise.
#okay i'm actually like 85% serious with this but#the partially-off-screen hug(?)#the fact that he was about to ask for some sort of reward for saving the day but we don't get to hear what it was#and then clearly was shocked by kou's giant void but didn't respond specifically to him grabbing his face#it's all very hmmm#jshk#tbhk#mitsukou
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And fuck people are already starting to be insufferable about "sometimes people die in tv shows, god, these whiny children" and like. I love a good character death beat? I enjoyed Black Sails way more than OFMD and my favorite character in the cast of doomed characters was the most blatantly signaled dead man walking of them all?
And when he died I was distraught but also TWICE as motivated to finish the show because Vane's death was thee mic drop moment of his arc?
I can handle people killing my favorite character, lol, but maybe the romcom with hijinks and muppet logic just really sucked at delivering a satisfying death beat because they aren't actually an intense, emotional pirate drama and the episode just kinda sucked all around???
#our flag means death#ofmd s2#ofmd s2 spoilers#izzy hands ofmd#ofmd 2x08#ladyluscinia#yeah characters die in tv shows but also some shows maybe should be realistic about whether shocking deaths add anything?#especially when they want you to be sad but also cannot stay serious / sad long enough to get through the quick cut funeral scene#maybe that undercuts the 'satisfying emotional beat' of pretending injuries are real for the only time in your entire show?
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this is Gregory and Tony on the missing poster for sure
#tony becker ingame real#theres no telling how close ggy took place to security breach#but im assuming those are multiple cases over the course of a while#pandas talks#pandas.txt#if we dont get ggy confirmation in a game ill be shocked#pre help wanted 2#this is not completely serious btw
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"Wait a minute! Aren't you gonna tell me how you did it? That's not fair!"
The Riddler gets arrested, Batman: The Animated Series Ep. "Riddler's Reform"
#batman the animated series#btas#the riddler#edward nygma#my favorite thing about this is his quiet calm until he realizes batman really isn't going to tell him how he survived the bomb#one could probably attribute it to being in shock#but also the guy clearly has a serious issue with arkham and being considered 'crazy' as seen earlier in the episode#so he's probably also grappling with the fact that he knows he's about to go right back into the asylum#on the same cell block as people like two face and the joker#dcau#batman#commissioner gordon
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