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the superman teaser trailer has me actually thinking about superman for more than a few seconds,,, like why has he been on my mind all day,,,,,,
#first of all#he's hot#so that's probably got smth to do with it#second of all#he's finally getting good pr#superman
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that trope where jason gets caught by the justice league and has to get (a) rescued by bruce or (b) reveal his connection to bruce or (c) both except it's steph.
and it's not because she was doing anything incriminating, no, it's because she wanted to find Bruce, who was not answering his communications nor was he in the cave; so obviously, the next place she'd look is, y'know, the watchtower. because surely they'd know who she is, right? there's a bat on her chest.
she's proven entirely incorrect.
because for some reason, bruce is not only not on the watchtower, but has also neglected to tell the justice league about any associates outside of the robins they've met. these superpowered wonderful people are all under the impression that the only person batman works with is robin.
since they never met steph as robin, the bat on her chest doesn't mean much. she could be anyone. she insists she works with batman, but none of them can contact him to confirm this, so they just kind of... let her stay. monitored, of course, because she could be a threat, but they do.
cue steph chatting with the justice league and them realising that oh, batman has more children. oh, batman works with others than just the robins. oh, batman has not introduced them to a robin- they'd thought they've met them all.
Green Lantern: So you were... also Robin?
Steph: Yeah. not for long though.
Green Lantern: But you're not...
Steph: Not what, green boy? Black-haired and blue-eyed? A boy??
Green Lantern, backtracking: No, no, no that's- that's not what I meant-
Steph, laughing: Hood was right, you are easy to tease. good lord.
eventually Dick swings by and explains that Bruce got kidnapped in his civilian persona and that the others are handling it. as soon as the League sees him, they complain about not being told about Steph, Cass and Duke. Dick's only response is;
"Oh, he didn't tell you?"
#batfam#dc comics#batman#stephanie brown#dc spoiler#batgirl#justice league#the jl seeing steph:#who is this blonde child#steph seeing the jl:#why do you look confused#THERE'S A BAT ON MY CHEST#WHO DO YOU THINK I AM#jl: i thought batman only worked with his robins#steph: first of all#wrong#second of all#WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM?
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fishing and proud
#art#my art#goat#fishing goat#doodle#trans#you know i made this piece because someone said that one of my recent pieces made them want to get bottom surger#and first of all#hell ye!#hope you can get one#second of all#you're beautiful even with a bulge hehe#either way#yellow#im taking it easy lately#drawing mostly doodles#hope it's all good with all of you#trans goat#furry
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drew mcintyre backshots
#okay first of fucking all#WOW#second of all#THE BRACELET#THE CLOSED FIST???#punk really whooped his ass#like LEFT A MARK#i know oomfs and non oomfs are drooling#punkintyre nation won#and as the proprietor id like to say we should celebrate#wwe#wrestling#drew mcintyre#cm punk#wweedit#pro wrestling#punkintyre#drewpunk#punkdrew#monday night raw wwe#wwe monday night raw#monday night raw#wwe raw#backshots sound like bongos
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The Hughes brothers actually are that close and obsessed with each other. You just have to accept it.
#jack hughes#quinn hughes#luke hughes#hughes brothers#even luke gets in on it when he can#despite now being bigger than his brothers#‘siblings don’t want to spend all their time together’#jack brought quinn on vacation to hawaii with his girlfriend#a few years ago#quinn flew to the east coast to spend bye week with jack#last year#they all flew home to hang out together this year#‘stop infantilizing the hughes brothers’#first of all that’s not what that means#second of all#they’re adults who buy similar clothing#and straight up take each other’s full outfits#like please be for real#other siblings don’t do whatever you’re pressed about#but they DO
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Everyone: Diego you’ve put on so much weight
Diego: *still has the body of a Greek god*
Me & everyone else: *confused*
#tua#tua s4#diego hargreeves#lila hargreeves#five hargreeves#the umbrella academy#he took his shirt off and I was like#first of all#niiiice#second of all#that’s not fat
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LOVE THY GOALIE. GIVE THY GOOD BOY HEAD PATS.
#bruins lb#jeremy swayman#david pastrnak#brandon carlo#pat maroon#linus ullmark#boston bruins#hockeyedit#nhledit#j made a thing#gifset series: hockey moments that make me insane#gifset series: jeremy swayman brainrot#ok now i've got the tags out of the way#i have THINGS TO SAY#SO MANY THINGS#FIRST OF ALL I'M ACTUALLY GOING OFF THE RAILS SEEING SWAY LOOKING SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF HIMSELF#like that is the most 'did i do good?' smile i've EVER SEEN#LOOK AT HIM!!!#second of all#pasta clinging to sway like a teddy bear is something that can be so so personal !!!!!!!!#THIRD OF ALL#'NOBODY WANTS TO LEAVE CARLO' BE ECHOING AROUND MY SKULL RIGHT NOW BC YES#WHO WOULDN'T WANT A HUG AND A HEAD PAT FROM THAT MAN ???????#FOURTH OF ALL#I DEFINITELY DID NOT HAVE SWAY AND MAROON EYEFUCKING LOVINGLY ON MY 2024 PLAYOFF BINGO CARD#i'm sorry it's 4am and i'm unstable so :)#also the footage of the goalie hug wasn't great so this is all we got. there was a close up but the colouring doesn't match the other gifs#so maybe i'll gif that separately tomorrow or smth
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jealousy really is the driving force of DamiTim as a ship. love that for them. love how Tim has the Robin mantle ripped away from him and he has to suffer the jealousy of watching Dick and Damian bond. how possessive over Dick Tim can be, to have him stolen by Dick.
even more so though, is the jealousy from Damian. how on earth do you cope when you finally get to be Robin, a role you've convinced is your birthright, and no one really likes you? every prefers the Robin who came before you? Dick regularly reminds you that he can always go and call Tim back when you act out? like the complex Damian has over Tim is unreal. Tim, who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and had everything handed to him his whole life. he never had to struggle or fight for his place like Damian did. Damian has spent his whole life fighting and proving himself, and yet he can't ever seem to truly claw the mantle of Robin away from Tim. even when Tim lets it go, becomes Red Robin, they seem to share it. Tim can slip back into the role of Robin whenever someone like Dick or Bruce need him to, because *he's* the Robin who they need. he's the Robin who was able to find Bruce. he's the Robin that Ra's wants an heir out of. he's the Robin who even Jason respects. in Damian's eyes, everything Damian has fought tooth and nail for, was handed to Tim.
so of course he's going to react to Tim with violence and aggression, especially after finding out Tim has contingency plans for him. no matter how much Damian proves himself, he's never going to be enough, especially not to Tim. and so his deep refusal to see Tim as family, to acknowledge Tim's legacy is all driven by such an angry jealousy. Tim understands aspects of Bruce's legacy that Damian doesn't, like the need to sweet talk and play nice with the elites of Gotham, even if they're corrupt. they exemplify different aspects of Robin, and the aspects that Tim exemplifies are the aspects that Damian knows he'll never fully understand and therefore holds such a deep contempt for. he wants to fight criminals, not play nice with politicians. Tim understands the side of Gotham that's utterly foreign to Damian. if anything, he represents that side of Gotham, to Damian. a pretty little rich boy who's nothing but a know-it-all and not a real son of Bruce. he can't be a Wayne. he can't be Damian's family.
and all of that angry jealousy leading to unhealthy obsession turned a weird, angry crush from Damian is just my bread and butter. that is how DamiTim should be. to me. Damian obsessed over hating Tim Drake so much he accidentally ends up sort of in love with him and that only makes Damian angrier. because he can't prove everyone right by *also* liking Tim. he can't let Ra's win like that, because frankly why wouldn't Ra's be delighted by Damian and Tim getting together. and it builds and builds with angry passive aggression towards Tim that culminates in angry hate-fucking-that's-not-just-driven-by-hate. love and hate are always viewed as opposites in shipping and i think they're the same intense passion just in different directions. and for the best ships, they're very intertwined. what is DamiTim is not the peak of that. "i put so much of myself into hating you i had no choice but to fall in love with you somewhere along the way" core. love that bleeds into hate and hate that bleeds into love. "you make me so angry i regularly passively try to kill you but not with any real effort because who would i obsess over if you were actually gone" core. murder attempts as a form of courting. contingency plans to take each other out as a love language. they're unwell.
#necrotic festerings#damitim#timdami#tim drake x damian wayne#damian wayne x tim drake#also possibly a hint of dicktim at the beginning there#i have yelled at my partner about them nonstop#so i had to put the thoughts into a tumblr post to give them peace.#i clearly favor tim in my ships we don't need to talk about it#tim drake is so weird he makes everyone else weird about him by proxy.#like sir contain that aura it's making everyone mentally ill.#i'm not a hamilton girlie at all which is why it makes me so mad Wait For It is SUCH good song for damian#like that song just IS his complex over tim#whether canon or shipping#this pulls from a variety of canon btw#like yeah mostly pre-flashpoint#but i do think the fact that in current comics canon tim keeps defaulting back to being robin#must make damian SO mentally unwell#like oh that does not help your jealousy complex does it.#and the thoughts of tim understanding the elite in ways damian doesn't are inspired by the boy wonder (2024)#which GOD is the first modern comic to fucking understand how tim and damian actually feel about each other#in a way that isn't either cartoonishly evil or makes them make up too easily#ugh. juni ba your mind.#anyway the complex damian has over tim. is fucking wild.#bc like everyone uses it to woobify poor tim for being attacked by big mean damian#which first of all stop taking panels out of context#second of all#dude no WONDER damian has a complex. i'd hate tim's ass too!!!#when i was reading batman & robin (2009) and dick casually says he can still call tim when damian acts out#what kind of threat IS that dick. sir.
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First of all, fucking LOVING how many times I’m gonna see them dance together cause YESSSS PLEASSSEEEE 🥹😫😭🙌🏼
#polin#second of all#WHAT GOOD AM IIIIII TO YOUUUUUUU#is just ringing in my ears non stop#please help my sweet boy#he thinks he lost his purpose AGAIN#someone tell him all she needs from him is LOVEEEEE#AAAAHHHHHH#bridgerton#bridgerton spoilers#bridgerton netflix#nicola coughlan#luke newton#nic and newts#penelope featherington#colin bridgerton#penelope x colin#colin x penelope#polinmonth
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Wait...people actually hate jinx+ekko cuz it's straight????
#first of all#both of them give bi vibes#second of all#wtf?#people have become so goddamn stupid i swear#they're cute and tragic thats all that matters#jfc#theyre so well written that even i went from zero to a hundred after the seventh episode#and im not really into shipping#arcane#jinx#ekko#jinx arcane#ekko arcane#ekkojinx#timebomb
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i was expecting a full course meal. foolishly. they gave me a SINGLE crumb.
you are fooling no one you silly old man
we know who you are.
#i’m not ready#i’m not ready for the tiktok alt bitches to be like “omg he’s so lana del rey coded#FIRST OF ALL#no he’s not.#he’s bitch by allie x#SECOND OF ALL#back off bitch we were here first#william afton#fnaf#springtrap#five night’s at freddy’s#five night’s at freddy’s movie#fnaf movie
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Broke: solar eclipse is Artemis yelling at Apollo in front of the whole world for doing something stupid
Woke: solar eclipse is Artemis T-posing in front of Apollo to assert dominance
#Apollo#Artemis#please tell me I'm not the only who doesn't find the first joke as funny#like first of all#Apollo is the smart twin#and we know what happened the last time Artemis yelled at him in front of everyone#(Hera beat the shit out of her)#second of all#one of the wishes she asks from Zeus is that she should have just as many titles as Apollo#asserting dominance since they were kids lmao#shitpost#mine#the twins
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IM FUCKING DEAD RIP ME MY SOUL HAS ASCENDED
#alyssa naeher#nwsl#uswnt#chicago red stars#orlando pride#first of all that game was nuts#genuinely how was that var check not dogso#fun fact the whole stadium was chanting red card while the ref was looking at it asdfghjkl#SECOND OF ALL#I GOT TO MEET ALYSSA MOTHERFUCKING NAEHER#AHHHHHH#I’LL HAVE TO MAKE ANOTHER POST TO DESCRIBE ALL MY FEELINGS
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#ppl who hate nami bc shes mean#first of all#shes not#second of all#yall hate to see her win frfr#one piece#nami#cat burglar nami
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don't call me "butch"
#literally shshhdksks#like first of all#a whole disstrack???#featuring half the nxt locker room?#nasty nasty work#second of all#pete is pretty#thank you :]#wwe#gifs#wrestling#wweedit#pro wrestling#wwe gifs#my gifs#wrestling gifs#pete dunne#monday night raw wwe#wwe monday night raw#monday night raw#nxt#nxtedit#nxt gifs#wwe nxt
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I love that crowleys idea of "running a bookshop" is cutting about just ??? carrying books and suddenly when something comes up, you just launch them
#first of all#he cuts about without his coat on which brings up so many emtions#second of all#both times we see him in the bookshop hes literally just carrying books for ??? no reason???#i love him for it#like crowley why are you csrrying they books#good omens 2#good omens 2 spoilers#good omens#good omens spoilers#good omens season 2#crowley#crowley good omens#innefable husbands#aziraphale#aziracrow
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